Thriller Paradise - Chapter 749
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Chapter 749

Chapter 749: w.a.n.g Tanzhis sun and world exploration (1)

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Ah Two bars ago, they were saying something like its not easy being the main character. Now, in the next chapter, theyre throwing the mess to me

At four in the afternoon, Xiao Tan carried his backpack and walked down the street alone, mumbling to himself.

What are you saying Anyway, theres still a long time before midnight. Im enough to keep an eye on Xiong Ji. You can move around freely in this scenario world. Maybe you can get some hidden missions or items Hehe This is just a way to quit the job

He mumbled to himself as he looked down at the map in his hand.And This map is really rough Can we really find meowmeis house and meet up with them with this?

Hey, that student over there.

Just as Xiao Tan lowered his head to look at the map, a rather feminine voice came from behind him.

What? Xiao Tans first reaction was,a salesman?

In the real world, w.a.n.g Tanzhi was the type of person who was often called out by people on the street. Because he looked like a very easy person to talk to, so People who sold insurance, peddled fitness cards, promoted all kinds of non-professional products, and self-proclaimed talent scouts All liked to look for him. There were also Random street interviews by TV stations, random conversations with strange women, strange men, and strangers of unknown gender

Xiao Tan was that kind of person. At first sight, he made people feel warm and safe. This was an innate temperament. Although it was somewhat related to appearance, it was not entirely dependent on the face. If there was a negative example Feng bujue was one of them.

Brother Jue was not ugly. The lady in white at the South Gate of the harem had given him a fair a.s.sessment.Forgive me for being blunt, but in terms of looks, Im afraid the young master is still lacking. Since it was just a little bit more, it meant that The difference was not that great. Considering that there were no oppas in the harem world, their aesthetics should be more reliable.

However, when Feng bujue walked down the street, it was rare for strangers to start a conversation with him Even the workers who handed out flyers to the pa.s.sersby would look away when they handed brother Jue the flyer, showing some nervousness on their faces.

Under the same circ.u.mstances, if Xiao Tan walked down the street with a smile on his face, people would think This handsome man had encountered something good. If Feng bujue walked down the street with the same smile on his face, people would think that This handsome man had just completed a locked-room murder

h.e.l.lo, cla.s.smate. Can I take up a little of your time?

When Xiao Tan turned around, he saw the figures of two men.

These two Were both humans. They were truly human beings, not some anthropomorphic animals.

The person who was talking to Xiao Tan looked to be in his forties or fifties. He was wearing a light green kimono. He had a head of light brown hair and a stubble on his chin.

The person beside him looked to be in his early twenties and was wearing a rice-colored kimono. He had a head full of black hair, white and clean, and his eyes were like those of a dead fish. He was carrying a wooden box tied to a straw rope on his back.

Hmm Xiao Tan hesitated for two seconds before he replied,sure.

He was originally just wandering aimlessly, looking for side quests or hidden quests, so he had plenty of time.

[Side quest has been triggered]

After Xiao Tan said yes, the system notification came.

He immediately opened the game menu and looked at the mission bar. The line [witness the victory and defeat of bajiaosang and Zeng Liangjun as the judge] appeared in front of him.

What? After Xiao Tan saw the quest content, he took two seconds to process the information. He thought to himself, based on the names and appearances of these two Could they be Mats...o...b..sho and kawafuru Cena Ryo ?(in history, Mats...o...b..sho was a famous comedian from the Edo period with the t.i.tle of banana Saint . Cena Cena Ryo was a poet of his generation. He once traveled with Mats...o...b..sho to the state of Austria and the Northern Land, which is also known as the arcane journey. He is also one of Mats...o...b..shos top ten disciples, also known as the ten cheers of the school of mimen?)

Xiao Tan was not as familiar with RI he as brother Jue was, but he had a good grasp of history. He knew a thing or two about the famous historical figures from all over the world, so he thought to himself,Arent these two master and disciple Whats the matter with the victory and defeat? Thinking of this, his eyes changed slightly.But In this stupid universe, nothing is strange. Ill see what happens first

Thats great, cla.s.smate. Oh By the way, let me introduce myself. When BA Jiao saw that Xiao Tan had agreed, he continued with a smile.I am the famous Mats...o...b.. Jiao.

Hes saying hes famous in front of someone hes meeting for the first time Xiao Tan had no idea what BA Jiao from the sun and world was like. When he heard that, he thought, wait a minute Even in front of someone hes familiar with Ah Never mind

Two seconds later, Xiao Tan smiled awkwardly and pretended to be surprised.Hey, youre the famous Mats...o...b..isang?

Hehe Yes, thats me. Do you want me to sign on your clothes? BA Jiao asked with a happy expression.

Er Xiao Tan narrowed his eyes and replied,then Then theres no need for that May I ask why you stopped me? Xiao Tan quickly led the conversation back to the main topic to complete the mission as soon as possible.

Oh! Oh right, its like this BA Jiao pointed to CEng Liang beside her. The man with bad eyesight over there is my disciple, CEng Liangjun.

Ill paste your bear face! As soon as BA Jiao finished speaking, CEng Liang gave him a slap from behind.

Argh! BA Jiao screamed in pain and turned his neck ninety degrees. However, two seconds later, he recovered and turned back to Xiao Tan. With a threatening tone and eyes, he asked,did you See anything?

No Im looking a little far. I didnt see anything Xiao Tan looked up at the sky and answered against his will.

Thats good. With tears in the corners of his eyes, BA Jiao said solemnly,the legend of BA Jiao on this land still needs your praise. Thank you for your help!

Me? Xiao Tans lips twitched as he replied,Speaking of which The banana legend What is that?

Ah, thats why I stopped you. As BA Jiao spoke, she began to explain,actually Just now, Zeng Liangjun and I each composed a line of a poem (a short cla.s.sic j.a.pan poem composed of a total of 17 words,five elements, seven elements, five. It has strict requirements on the format and is restricted by the Ji language)

CEng Liang then said to Xiao Tan at a very fast speed,Ive made the glorious Pine Island, Du Yu, an Xiang, borrow the sparrow robe, dont let the scenery disappear.

After he finished speaking, BA Jiao continued.And Im the Kasaya. Although it was still very itchy just now, its all better now.

Hey Xiao Tan was shocked when he heard that.Whats that last part? This shouldnt be a problem with the system translation, right? Even if Ive never learned j.a.panese, I can tell the difference between the two paragraphs

Student, I just wanted to find an onlooker to judge which sentence is better. BA Jiao was not done yet. He said smugly,but if I had to say If my line was 100, Zeng Liangjuns line would probably be 2 Oh no Its vomit, hehe Vomit, ah ha Ah ha Ah ha ha As he spoke, he even started to laugh foolishly.

Ill paste your bear face again! In the next second, Zeng Liangjun used another palm strike to stop BA Jiaos foolish act

Holy F * ck Can these two be any more obvious in their attacks and defeatments? Xiao Tan, who was watching from the side, felt the pressure on him. He thought to himself, also Does the outcome between these two really need something like a judge to decide?

Student BA Jiao quickly covered the left side of his swollen face and moved to Xiao Tan as if nothing had happened.Thats the general situation Go Tell me Who do you think is better at writing a poem, me or Zeng Liangjun? Say it Then recite the banana-leaf legend

Zeng Liangjun. Xiao Tan did not wait for BA Jiao to finish before he gave his answer.

Before he could finish his sentence, BA Jiao instantly spat out a mouthful of blood and fell to the side of the road.

You should give up now, bajiaosang. CEng Liang stood behind BA Jiao and said coldly.

Um This student Even though I dont know your name yet BA Jiao did not seem to have given up. He came before Xiao Tan again and said,Im begging you Please reconsider Carefully

This guys skin sure is thick Xiao Tans face was covered in cold sweat. He looked at BA Jiao and thought to himself, You Dont Know My Name because you never asked me, and you didnt give me the chance to introduce myself Furthermore The more I think about your kind of hai poem, the more I think about it, the more I feel that its too LOW

Argh! I got it! Suddenly, BA Jiaos eyes brightened. He pulled out a thick piece of paper and handed it to Xiao Tan.If you really think about it, I can give this to you.

Are you trying to bribe me? Xiao Tan mumbled softly as he accepted the item that the man handed over.Hmm If its a really good prop, I can test it

His words came to an abrupt end because he found that On the cardboard, there was only the signature of j.a.panese banana. What was more outrageous was There was a bright red lip print next to the signature.

Please put this thing away At that moment, Xiao Tans darkened state suddenly came online.Even if you kneel and beg me, I will not take it

Enough is enough, Bajiao sang. Now that things had come to this, Zeng Liang seemed to be unable to stand it anymore. He stepped forward and grabbed BA Jiao by the collar.Lets go, BA Jiao sang. Dont cause any more trouble for others.

Wait Wait! Lord CEng Liang At this moment, BA Jiao turned around and stood up straight. No CEng Liang!

Pa! Pa!

No Lord CEng Liang Another powerful slap made BA Jiao change the way she addressed her disciple.Lets fight! Fight me!