Chapter 748: The consciousness of a protagonist?
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Even Even if you say so Xiong Ji still didnt give in. He said with a sincere face,Im indeed not the strange thief beast EYE!
He had to admit that as a criminal who would easily expose evidence of his crime, his acting skills were worthy of recognition
Thats enough, Xiong Jijun Feng bujue revealed an evil smile.The notes on the card have already sold you out He paused.If Im not mistaken Hehe That crime forewarning card just now, it was you who asked your neighbor, Lao w.a.n.g, to use a watercolor pen to write it for you, right?
Brother Jues ability to deceive people was almost G.o.dlike. When faced with targets of all kinds of intelligence and personality, he had a corresponding set of methods. Right now, he had used an effective set of moves to deal with characters like Xiong Ji, and he had to put on a confident look by saying a set of wrong inferences. Moreover, he had to speak quickly and with great momentum.
He understood that in this funny universe full of jokes, as long as the atmosphere of the communication reached a subtle critical point, it would lead to
Nonsense Nonsense! Xiong Ji replied loudly,I clearly wrote it with a pen in my left hand!
Pa! Pa!
Ill paste your bear face! Before Xiong Ji could finish, Xiao Tan flapped his wings.
Im sorry Xiong Ji, who had been tempted to confess and slapped in the face, knelt down.Please forgive me The strange thief The forewarning of a crime It was all an impromptu idea after watching a few episodes of the famous detective on TV No matter what I only sent a card, and I havent Uh
At that moment, Feng bujue used the gorilla strangle to restrain Xiong Ji and interrupted,When youre explaining a problem, dont avoid the important points
Ah Im going to die Xiong Jis expression was pained, and his voice was hoa.r.s.e as he replied,I cant Hu Breathe
Several seconds later, brother Jue let him go.
Haah Haah Xiong Ji knelt on the ground and gasped for breath.Its Its so painful I think I saw the Santu River just now.
Hehe The Penguin a.s.sistant is waving to you from the other side of the river. Brother Jue smiled darkly and added.
What What Xiong Jis face suddenly changed into a state of horror.Why did you suddenly mention a.s.sistant schoolmate Penguin
What do you think? At this time, Xiao Tan had a vague idea of brother Jues strategy. Therefore, he put on a stern face and said to Xiong Jiyan,do you think Youll just let go of the murder of a.s.sistant Penguin?
Eh? Xiong Jis face was iron-orange (because that was his color tone), and his whole body trembled as he replied,you What are you saying? The The murderer who killed a.s.sistant Penguin was obviously an ape
Yuan Ji? Ha! Brother Jue said. He laughed drily.Dont forget that the person who made Yuan Ji take the blame through reasoning
Thats US, Xiao Tan added.Its the two of us.
We knew from the start that you were the real murderer. Feng bujue moved his cat-like face closer to Xiong Ji and said in a low voice,so You better be smarter
We can arrest the innocent Akiyos.h.i.+, Xiao Tan said.Naturally, we can arrest you, a perverted criminal who has committed so many crimes.
You Why are you doing this? Xiong Jis face was filled with fear as he stammered.
Pa! Pa!
Ill paste your bear face! Feng bujue also slapped him.Dont you dare ask questions!
Im sorry Xiong Yunji immediately knelt on the ground and replied respectfully,master Mao Saburo, master Kotaro, please advise me
Even the way I address you has changed? Xiao Tan thought to himself. To be honest The speed at which this perverted bears integrity was being lost made him gasp in amazement.
Several seconds later, brother Jue gave Xiao Tan a look. Then he squatted down so that his line of sight was equal to Xiong Ji s.Listen well, Xiong Ji
At that moment, w.a.n.g Tanzhi and everyone who was familiar with Feng bujue should know Brother Jues brainwas.h.i.+ng was about to start again.
From the criminals point of view, youre really too weak. Brother Jue sneered.As a perverted gentleman, dont you think its embarra.s.sing To keep getting caught?
Sir Mao San lang What do you mean? Xiong Ji asked tentatively.
Let me teach you Feng bujue said.The skill to let yourself get away with it
D * MN So thats the reason Xiao Tan could not help but cast a disdainful look at brother Jue. The corner of his mouth twitched as he thought, but Just like the glare of Tomi, Xiong Ji s idiotic self-detonation and crime on the spot are both basic attributes of his character Can I really correct this?
Is Is there really such a technique? Xiong Ji looked at brother Jue with antic.i.p.ation.
Hehe Feng bujue revealed a smile that was full of seduction.As long as you listen to me and do as I say, I can guarantee that you will continue to commit the crime and will not be arrested.
Hey, hey Is it really okay for a main character to say something like that? Xiao Tan finally could not help but complain.Youll be a bad influence on the innocent children and the young ones.
The word innocent and kind should be reserved for the fictional female protagonists in Korean dramas. The people who read this book have long lost their moral integrity. Feng bujue replied calmly,those peoples lives At the end of their lives, the merry-go-round that flashes before their eyes must be filled with embarra.s.sing scenes. He paused for a moment and continued,as the main character, I managed to last 16 chapters in this kind of story. Do you think its easy for me? The protagonists of other people were all popular, drunk, killed bosses, gobbled up treasures, and had dozens of beautiful harems of different personalities, living a decadent life of excessive drinking and s.e.x all day long Even if it was Hiros.h.i.+ Fuuma (The fictional detective in the j.a.panese drama 33-minute detective) all have a beautiful a.s.sistant But me I can only bring a Bird Man with me, and I have to deal with a piece of trash with a bear face. Furthermore, I still have the content of the next 17 chapters to fill up He glared at Xiao Tan.In a situation like this, how can you still be so picky about my way of doing things? do you have any shame?
Im sorry Its my fault Xiao Tan lowered his head and revealed a look of pity and guilt.
Very good, lets get back to the main topic. After brother Jue was done with Xiao Tan, he turned back to Xiong Ji and said,then Xiong Ji-Jun, since youve already given the warning, then Tonight, you can act under my guidance