Will the High School Boy who transports to Another World, Dream of a Deliveryman?
First Day Classroom.
Reading a book.
Its my usual routine during lunch break. Dont call me a loner! Although, I wont deny it.
Im surprised, the normies around me ~ have so many topics to talk about, its impressive at this point. Its a second-year-class but all I can hear from their conversations is ridiculous. Despite all of that there was still a guy who was fiddling with his phone, who seemingly has not made any connections. To top it off, he sat in the middle of the classroom so he was subject to sounds from all around him, also there seemed to be more people in the classroom than usual. Why are you all gathering in this classroom? Was there something interesting here?
I continued to read. It would be fine to say that I started reading when I was a child. It started with picture books and then became all sorts of books.
You would assume that if you read this much then your eyesight will get worse but it wont worsen to the point where you would need glasses.
My eyesight got worse because Im such a book addict? Mind your own business!
Regardless, its sad that I cant focus on reading my book. In such a problem-filled class, why must a normal student like me be in it? Silence, be quiet, shut up you normies.
Huh? Something ishere?Coming? What is this feeling? Waithuh!
The classroom floor began to shine, a circle and words combined with some geometric figure looking thing emits lightwait, a magic formation? Its a magic formation. Ahthis is that.
Without a doubt. On the contrary, if this was some surprise math test, I would be more surprised at my math teacher.
By the time that thought came into my head, my body was already moving. Towards the back door, it wont open, I kick it but it does not break. I throw the chair near me at the window, it doesnt even crack.
Indeed, so far its as expected. I rush towards the locker in the back of the classroom, I open the tall locker used to store cleaning supplies. At the top, there is an inconspicuous hatch made for inspection. I use my momentum to slam my body against the hatch, nice. Then I jump towards the ceiling.
The radiance of the magic formation increased and finally, the entire classroom was enveloped by the white light.
I crawled through the attic to get as far away as possible. Dont like it? But~, who cares about transferring to another world at this point. These days, light novels, anime, and manga are all about transportation to different worlds. Just leave it there, dont make real life about it too. Ah, just teleport the whole of Japan to a different world already. Ah, if a book about this was released then it would be interesting, Ill buy it.
As things are like that, I continue crawling through the attic. Im already this far away so I should be finehuuuuuh~.
Uwahh, it actually happened. What a cliche turn of events!
It is a completely white room.
For it to be this cliche, this has truly surpassed my expectations. Dont tell me this is a swords and magic world. Is this some twisted space war or Sci-Fi world? I wouldnt want it to be a spiritual world or a horror world either.
However, with the magic formation, its probably not a Sci-Fi world? Then the world has connections to magic after all? No, no, thats probably not it.
Because of how well-known the genre of Isekai is nowadays, if someone were to say they transported to another world, it would be extremely embarrassing. The cliche development would be for him to meet God and be told that he would be transported to a world of swords and magic(lol). No matter what, hed be too embarrassed to say that right?
Was the magic formation a trap, and it was something scientific? What kind of world would that be? A math world? I really dont want to go to such a world!!
Would the first enemy be factorization? I dont think I could win.
Wait a moment, why isnt anyone here?
Are they out? Then dont summon me!
Thats basic equitique when inviting someone over(Long text complaining)
[1. TL Note: This is actually what the author put. Im not being lazy.]
I think Im the type that takes my time reading. But it seems like Im fast at reading as many ask me whether Im properly reading it with how fast I flip pages.
If the books are light, its easy to go through 20 of them in a single day. As such, I am already on my 4th book. Im going to eventually run out of books to read at this rate. Well, at least I brought my bag with me so I have books to read. In a quiet environment with enough light, thats not hot nor cold. Its the perfect environment for a reading addict like me. But man, nobody is coming, huh?
I wonder if I could buy any books somewhere here? Ill have God foot the bill.
Hm, theres a grandpa here? Hes looking over here. Is he lost? Grandpa, just because youre lost, doesnt mean you should come to another world. Dont tell me its a story about a grandpa with dementia in another world!?
[Why are you here?]
Grandpa, I already ate all the food
[No you havent!!]
Wait did he just read my thoughts!?
This is that, when youre summoned into a white room, the man that appears, an old man with dementia that claims to be God.
[Why-! The last part is uncalled for]
Its an old man with fragile feelings, soon his blood vesselswill pop?
[Dont go killing me off!]
Ah, an old man that scolds me for joking around
[Then stop fooling around! Listen to what I have to say seriously!]
No, but they say that the type of people that say they dont want to fool around actually want to fool around, right? Well, Im sure there are also those that dont want to fool around as well.
[Enough! Im not here to play games with you! Why are you here?]
Uwah~, the guy summoned me here without my permission asks me what Im doing here? Old man with dementia confirmed.
To top it off, hes listening to my thoughts without my permission and yelling at me.
[Im done retorting!]
Huh, is he snapping back at me?
Is this an Isekai story of an old man with dementia that screws people over? The title would be the [Demon Lord is actually an old man with dementia], something like that~.
[Sigh~, can you seriously listen. The others that were summoned have already been teleported to the other world. Why are you still in this room?]
Well~you summoned everyone at the same time but I was the only one that you summoned to the wrong room?
[Well, I summoned all you as a group not one by one. Meeting everyone I felt that perhaps one person was missing but to think there was one person summoned to the wrong room. You were the only one that was summoned to the wrong room.] [Because of a certain person, I was brought here against my free will~? I do however have an idea of what happened.] [You do?! What did youyou escaped from the isolated space!? Huh, why is there an exit in the ceiling?]
Pupupu. The all-knowing deity of the heavens, our supreme and almighty God overlooked the maintenance hatch in the ceiling(LOL).
[How could I have known that-! How could I have known that rooms in your world have such an inconspicuous door in the ceiling. It wouldve been weird if I knew!]
More like, wasnt I safe after I was that far away? You lost sight of me so isnt that kind of cheating?
[Like I already told you. You were only all summoned because of the compatibility of wavelengths between you all. If you were to run away alone, of course, the results would turn out as such. To top it all off, youre alone at the edge of the barrier and you dont even try to call out to me or reach me, and youre just reading books without a care in the world. Without paying either!]
Ah~, finally, youve even read my memory, huh? Can we summon a forest while were at it, for fun.
[Dont summon something so large without permission. Moreover, if you do that each time a new volume comes out, a bookstore in that country will have to shut down. Consider how troublesome it is for the bookstore clerks!!]
It didnt work, huh. Moreover, my mind was read too. Also, think about the troubles I have to go through as well! Youre only thinking about the troubles of the bookstore clerks, did you receive a coupon or something? I want one too!
[I apologize but you were summoned to another world because of the wavelengths that you and your classmates share. This is the logic of the world. I didnt particularly choose you nor was I the one to summon you.]
Sh*t. I dont know what wavelengths you are talking about, but if the kids from other classes didnt barge into our classroom, we wouldnt have been summoned!?