It wasnt bad enough interfering with my reading time so they prevented me from reading forever? I see, it all makes sense now, I was summoned to another world to defeat them?!

[No!! Dont arbitrarily decide that your classmates are the last boss and defeat them. Thats just your personal grudge].

I will settle this grudge

[Listen to what Im saying-!].

Ah~, hurry up then? Old people sure have a lot to say. Anyways the [(Self Proclaimed) God], is going to ask me to please go to a world of magic and swords(LOL). Thats what youre planning on asking me anyways, isnt it?

[The [LOL] is unnecessary, also Im not self-proclaimed! Anyways, the others have already finished their preparations and left. If you dont hurry up, youll be going to another world by yourself. You wont be able to meet up with those that went ahead at this rate. If you dont hurry up and prepare, theyll leave you behind].

Ah~, the others, right. Its a real mess(LOL). The world is in the medieval period~, which means there wont be any books. After all, its a mushroom kingdom, Ill have to hike through a dense forest.

[You cant go hiking back! Your Isekai adventures will become full of only hiking!! Do you want an Isekai full of only hiking with the bookstore clerk!!]

No, I just want to read books. Besides, why cant I go hiking with the bookstore clerk!?

Lets collect all the authors in one place, then summon them as a group

[Would you stop! Rather, I wont let you!]

The geezers explanation was so long that I skipped it. He explained stuff about a kingdom, the other worlds language, and demons. Its a long story so why not write it down? Although I want something to read, it doesnt seem like gramps has any literary talent.

[All thats left is to prepare.]

What do I need to prepare? How many snacks am I allowed to bring with me or is there some other ridiculous problem I need to prepare for?

[Youre going to choose a skill. First come, first served]. [Old man-!!]. [Im telling you that Im God!! Whos the old man!! You finally spoke for the first time but the first thing that you do is call me gramps?]

If 43 people choose before me that means that all the cheat skills are gone. The good skills were probably all taken, this is the worst. Gramps confirmed.

Well, I might as well take a look..

[Hurry up and choose a skill. To think there would come a day where I would become tired after becoming God].

Finally, he got tired of retorting and continued the conversation by himself, so selfish. Ooo~oinotah?

Something that resembles a black plate floats in front of me, a lot of words are visible. Wouldnt a tablet have done the job? As expected, for the elderly, the newest technology is

[I wont retort~, I wont retort anymore~.]

Hes whispering something under his breath, is he composing a poem?

Putting the foolish antics of the old man aside, I start reading at once, theres a large number of words. There are a lot of words but most of them are greyed out, does that mean theyre taken?

At the very top, [Status Status Allocation, 1 point at a time dice (10P and two dice).] I currently have 50P. Its standard to put all your points into luck but I already have 10. Even if I dump all my points into it, its only 60 which only feels so-so. I dont know if theres an upper limit nor if it will increase as I level up.

[Allocate points to status, one at a time.] Why is this part the only part thats grey? I dont have any dice, I need 10P but I only have 2 dice, if there are six sides then the odds would be terrible.

The second one is [Item-weapon-armor-item 5P~50P], single-usage-consumable. 5P for medicine and poison antidotes. Weapons and armor range anywhere between 5P~30P and a set would cost 50P.

I want medicine so I dont die but its not cost-efficient to buy. Perhaps I should purchase healing magic?

There are over 100 items but all thats left is [Assorted Items (Villager A) 50P]. [Holy Knight], [Great Sage], [Heavy Warrior], all at the great price of 50P but none are left. The only thing I can get is (Villager A) for 50P, this is way too unreasonable!! The set is composed of wooden sticks, clothes, and a diary of a villager.

The only good item left is these contact lenses which costs 30P. They improve your eyesight which can also help come off as more approachable. But 30P is too expensive!! Perhaps its necessary if your eyesight is bad enough? There is a high possibility that the world wont have glasses as well. Regardless, 30P is impossible as I would only have 20P left no matter what.

The third category is [Martial Arts 10P]. It is a reasonable and affordable price.

There was also [Sword Arts], [Katana Arts], [Spear Arts], [Shield Arts], [Bow Arts], and [Whip Arts] but theyre all sold out.

All thats left is [Cane Arts, become able to handle canes well 10P]I need a martial art and 10P is a reasonable price. Cane Artshit the enemy with a stick. Will that be enough to fight in another world? Im not a kid bullying a turtle at the beach. Then again, I couldnt even beat a turtle when I was a kid. Well, Id be sorry if I did.

Finally, the 4th category, [Skill 10P~30P], its expensive butthis is what Im talking about!! This is what a different world is, this is what I mean by cheats!! [Martial Arts experience UP], the standard [Magic], [Robbery], [Clairvoyance]. If it was cheap, these would be wonderful skills in another worldhuh? None of them are left!

Whats left is, hmmwhat!

[Less likely to catch a disease 30P], yea this is perfectly fine. Rather, I want it! Im sure there wont be any hospitals. But its 30P. This ability would be fine if it was a peaceful world. But it probably wont be so. If there are this many combat skills, theres no way that it would be a peaceful world, 30P is expensive. So thats why it was left. [Walking, become good at walking 30P]. It might be good to have but who would buy this for 30P. [Martial Arts Experience Up], how is walking worth the same price as this? Do you summon things while walking? Nursery summons? Do heroes just walk at the Demon King? The Demon King sure will be scared~.

Still, thats one of the better ones.

[Gymnastics, become good at gymnastics 30P]. Gymnastics debut in another world? Everyone~? Its over! Its seriously over.

The last horrifying skill is. It is

[Sensitive Body, turns your body into a sensitive body~ 30P]. Dont mess around with me! A high school boy whos sensitive and feels good easily. Is this BL? Is it gay?

[1. TL Note: BL is short for boys love. It refers to a genre of doujinshi where the plot is centered around love between guys.]

I dont need this, I definitely dont need this. Still, half of those that were summoned are high school girls. None of them considered it? Well, there probably wont be any that would purchase it of their own volition, if someone did then please tell me. Please.

Arent you supposed to aim for one of the four great magics in times like these? Lightning, teleportation, healingbut theres nothing left. Wasnt choosing skills like this supposed to be an exciting event? Why am I crying? Why is God directing his eyesight away from me?

There are four remaining. [Magic, [Temperature], adjust the temperature 30P.] Ah, how convenient, should I aim to set up a food stall in another world? Did you think Id do that? Theres no job like that in another world! Dont get mad!

Only 3 remaining, [Magic, [Wrapping Magic], can wrap objects with magic 30P]. What use is that? Will that call a delivery man? Does it summon them?

2 remaining, [Magic, [Weight Magic], lowers or raises the weight of objects 30P]. It lowers the weight of cargo and makes shipping cheaper! Looks like I have to summon the delivery man.

The last one is [Magic [Movement], auxiliary movement?Decent I guess? Combined with the weight magic, you could probably get a job as a delivery man. Am I the one delivering?!!

The 5th category is [Special Abilities: 20P~50P]. Special abilities, special skills, sword talent, magic talentrequired experience lowered, it can be combined with experience value increased, not that either is available. Nothings left

First skill, [[Correspondent], communication, become good at consultations]. Is there a supervisor waiting for me in the other world? Salaryman in another world? If I level up will I become the president of a billion-dollar company?

The second skill, [[Jack of all trades], leveling up becomes slower]. Here it comes! A skill that is not useful at all and makes your life harder. Is it a trap? Youre punished for accidentally clicking?

Last skill, [[Muppet, leveling becomes worse]. Terrible skill comes again! Again! Whats the point of summoning people from another world if youre just going to make life harder for them.