Chapter 623: Phoenix

Xiao Qin, are you afraid of b.u.t.terflies?

I suddenly remembered Xiao Qin was afraid of insects. She might not be afraid of colorful ladybugs, but she never stated whether or not she was afraid of b.u.t.terflies.

Huh, wheres the b.u.t.terfly? Xiao Qin looked around, but didnt see any. Later, with help from my gaze, she was able to realize the b.u.t.terfly might have landed on her hat.

She nervously blinked and asked: Is the b.u.t.terfly beautiful?

Its beautiful. I smiled, Its not a normal kind of beautiful.

(*^__^*) Hehe then Im not afraid. I would have screamed if it was an ugly moth.

I dont really think theres any differences between a moth and a b.u.t.terfly. If you care so much about the appearance of an insect, why did you pick someone so ugly to be your boyfriend? Im no longer the cute shota who you once bullied.

La la la la~? After Xiao Qin heard a beautiful b.u.t.terfly landed on her hat, she happily began to hum an off-tune melody.

To be honest, it feels like shes a bit tone deaf. Ai Mi said she doesnt like listening to her own recordings, but compared to Xiao Qin, Ai Mis songs are like the music of the heavens.

Ye Lin cla.s.smate, did you know. After humming for a while, Xiao Qin snuggled into my arms and said, It is said that the phoenix doesnt land in a place without treasure. If a beautiful b.u.t.terfly landed on my head, it must be that my sincerity has touched the heavens, and even G.o.d thinks Im a living treasure

Doesnt that mean youre just a buffoon? (living treasure uses the same words as the slang for buffoon)

Its a shame I cant play the flute Xiao Qin suddenly said.

Hey, dont say something so strange while youre in my arms! I only hugged you cause Im treating you like my sister (plus I have acrophobia and I needed something to hold on to). What if I pitch a tent if you keep teasing me?

What a shame, if I play the flute for Ye Lin cla.s.smate, maybe a phoenix might land from the sky

Why, why would a phoenix come and watch us? Is the phoenix a voyeur?

Why does Ye Lin cla.s.smate look surprised? Xiao Qin pouted, Didnt you listen to teacher Zhang in language cla.s.s? I remember the story talked about how the daughter of Duke Mu of Qin, Nong Yu, excelled at playing the Sheng, so she married Xiao s.h.i.+, who was good at playing the flute. After Nong Yu learned how to play the flute from her husband, the sound of her flute attracted a dragon and a phoenix, so the couple rode them and ascended.

They must have went to a fairy tale world! I also want to go there together with Ye Lin cla.s.smate.

She scared me, so she was talking about an actual flute! I must have been asleep when old man Zhang told the story, but I remembered it now because my dad told me about it before.

Xiao s.h.i.+ and Nong Yu, the immortal couple, has left a lot of idioms for the future generations. Such as son-in-law who rides the dragon, which means ideal son-in law (Xiao s.h.i.+, the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, rode a dragon up into the skies). Also theres a ceremony if theres a phoenix which means theres a good omen.

Of course, although Xiao s.h.i.+ and Nong Yu are a married couple who arent known for doing anything erotic, but influenced by one of Du Mus poems, the word Nong Yu playing a flute gradually got a different meaning

Um, Xiao Qin I said to her seriously, Please dont say things like playing the flute in the future.

Why? Xiao Qin didnt understand, Does Ye Lin cla.s.smate not want to fly to fairy tale world with me? What if I let you ride the dragon?

What, were you planning on hogging the back of a dragon, and leaving me with the phoenix?

I glanced at the blue morpho on Xiao Qins straw hat. We both talked for quite a while, but we still did not scare it away. Did Xiao Qins straw hat contain some sort of strange chemical compound that attracts blue morphos?

Uh-huh. I cleared my throat, Girls cant say playing the flute, because the ancient Chinese poets were too erotic, so now it has the same meaning as a b.l.o.w.j.o.b

Xiao Qin face instantly turned red, she might actually not have known about it.

No, no wonder why the boys were laughing during cla.s.s, especially Eunuch Cao

Yeah, I could even imagine Eunuch Cao laughing after he heard playing the flute.

Im so stupid. Xiao Qin lowered her head in frustration, I said Id work harder at being a pervert, but I dont even know what playing the flute really means

No one will blame you or are you saying you want to be like Xiong YaoYue who watches p.o.r.n in the open and can talk about anything with the boys.

You dont have to be as pure as Gong CaiCai, but its better if girls are exposed to less erotic content. Besides, theres a high chance Xiao Qin will become my sister, so I guess an older brother should be responsible for the younger sisters education.

Even when it comes to s.e.xual education, it cant be completely avoided. You have to at least let them know how to protect themselves, dont say anything to make people misunderstand, and remove the poisons she got from reading H manga. If you think p.o.r.nography will cause family tragedies, then the content of H manga, will cause the tragedy to continue onto the next generation.

Thats why I didnt know how to speak my thoughts yet.

Ye Lin cla.s.smate, can you help me hold my straw hat. Xiao Qin suddenly said.

Eh, do you want to see the b.u.t.terfly? If you move the hat, it might fly away.

Although generally speaking, its not like Xiao Qin was even remaining still anyway, so the blue morpho should have already flown away.

Well, I do want to see what the b.u.t.terfly looks like, also Xiao Qin sheepishly pressed her index fingers together, If Ye Lin cla.s.smate helps me hold my hat, then I can help you plplplplay the flute.

Did you not understand what I just said, girls shouldnt say that. Also, dont you already know what it means, you know that there wont be dragons and phoenixes coming

Wait, you already know the meaning and youre stammering, which means

Stop joking, I do think you need some reliable s.e.x education, but I cant personally demonstrate it! I dont think this world needs a brother who would teach his sister how to give a b.l.o.w.j.o.b on himself.

Its common on H manga to say boys your age will be tormented by the thoughts of mating and wont be able to fall asleep at night

Dont use the word mating, it makes us sound like beasts.

It is not as painful as you make it sound, just jerk it off if you cant fall asleep, although its true you will feel empty afterwards

As Ye Lin cla.s.smates girlfriend, isnt it part of my job to help Ye Lin cla.s.smate to relieve his pain?

She said in a matter of fact tone.

Although, my mom has strictly forbade me to mate with Ye Lin cla.s.smate, but, playing the flute should be okay? My mom didnt explicitly say that Im not allowed to do it, so as long as it can relieve your pain

Shut up, in every sense of the word, please dont say any more.

Why would Auntie Ren list out everything thats forbidden? I dont think you even ask to know that playing the flute is forbidden! Auntie Ren already said the most we can progress to before high school is the kissing stage!

We already hit the kissing stage, but if I really dared to let Xiao Qin give me a b.l.o.w.j.o.b, Auntie Ren will cripple me if she finds out.

And Xiao Qin has already been promoted from girlfriend to sister. She might be a step-sister and any guy would be moved if she offered, but we still cant.

Its not something that should be done between siblings. If I accept my step-sister, then what about my actual sister? Ai Mi has always thought about pus.h.i.+ng me down, so do I have to accept her too?

At this moment, theres also a more important factor to consider, were onto of a cliff! My acrophobia can trigger at anytime, what if something happened and we both rolled over the edge? When our corpses are found, what would people think when they see my pants down to my knees with some unknown substance in Xiao Qins mouth?

The news headline would be middle school boy and girl fall off a cliff in outdoor escapade and all the relevant photos will also be spread around the internet. How would I be able to face my ancestors after the cla.s.s leader and the entire nation sees those photos?

So with superhuman willpower, I refused Xiao Qins offer.

Even though I couldnt help but imagine what it would feel like if it really happened, I kept thinking:

We have to at least move to a less dangerous place!

Um, stop kissing around. Get off me first, its not safe here, lets go back to the camp.

Oh Xiao Qin drooped her head in disappointment (the blue morpho surprisingly still hasnt flown away), Ye Lin cla.s.smate must really be thinking about that I want to deal with it by playing the flute, but Ye Lin cla.s.smate must be laughing at me for being so naive.

That, what do you mean by that? Why are you making me sound like a super pervert?

After some effort, I finally persuaded Xiao Qin to leave the cliff and return onto the path up the mountain with me.

I think its time to catch the blue morpho thats on Xiao Qins straw hat. Maybe it can be sold for tens of thousands of dollars, we cant let easy money get away from us.

O(_)O haha~ Ill show off the b.u.t.terfly back at camp. Xiao Qin smiled, It must be my pure heart that attracted the beautiful b.u.t.terflies, worthy of being the heroine.

How is your heart pure? Even if there actually is a pure part, most of it would already have been contaminated. I think youre more like the heroine of a H manga rather than a shoujo manga.

I dont want to spoil her fun if Xiao Qin wants to take the b.u.t.terfly back to the camp to show everyone, but Im worried it would fly away halfway.

I hope the unknown chemical on Xiao Qins straw hat can keep the blue morpho attracted for a bit longer.