Chapter 622: Mountains As Witness

Stop it~~~ Xiao Qin pretended to be angry and said , Today you want me to call you brother, then tomorrow youll ask me to call you daddy.

Huh. I didnt really really react for a while.

Xiao Qin clasped her hands together in front of her chest.

Winnie wasnt wrong, Ye Lin cla.s.smate is a huge pervert. You might even be the worlds largest pervert.

Who are you calling the worlds largest pervert?! And stop speaking as if youre very proud.

So, as the girlfriend of the worlds largest pervert, I have to raise my pervert level

What the h.e.l.l is a pervert level?

Xiao Qin now sounded like she was a bit hurt.

In order to please Ye Lin cla.s.smate, Ive held back my feelings of disgust and downloaded a bunch of super perverted H manga to study. In the end, I still havent reached Ye Lin cla.s.smates pervert level I still havent worked hard enough!

If its disgusting, then dont read it! I cant even stand some of those H manga, even though Im a boy going through p.u.b.erty.

Xiao Qin held both her hands together in fist like she was praying.

I will work my hardest to satisfy Ye Lin cla.s.smates perverted needs, so

So I will call you brother or daddy, whatever makes Ye Lin cla.s.smate happy

She had tears in her eyes once again.

I can satisfy Ye Lin cla.s.smate in any way possible, but in exchange please at least spare our future kids.

She urgently made the request to me with a serious expression.

Im p.i.s.sed. I told you to call me brother because its the dying wish of a siscon. How could you twist something so n.o.ble into a perverted request

I like younger sisters, but not because I want them on my bed!

Also, did you really think I would have desires for my own daughter?

Shut up! How could I, to my own daughter

You cant to your son either. Xiao Qin interrupted, Ye Lin cla.s.smate is bis.e.xual, so both a boy or a girl would be in danger but please endure it and take everything out on me, the mother.

Whose mother are you? Stop talking as if youre a mother, three months ago, you werent even qualified to be a mother at all.

Also, why are you worrying about something that far into the future? Havent you already resolved yourself to push me off the cliff and end my short and sinful life?

The evidence is that you still havent lowered your hands. Currently, her hands were separated and were back in the position like she was going to push me over the edge.

I never expected her to raise her hands even higher, than cup them around her mouth and yell as loud as she could towards the mountain ranges:

Ye Lin, I like you!!!!!!

The echoes reverberated around the mountain ranges for a long time and I was left momentarily dumbstruck.

So this was what she meant when she said she wanted to go to a place with no one around, but its embarra.s.sing if the other students heard because of how loud you shouted.

Lets let the mountain be witnesses. I will love Ye Lin cla.s.smate forever!!!!

I think I saw this scene in a shoujo manga, something about vowing to the mountains Xiao Qin probably think its romantic.

Not just this life, but we have to spend the next life together as well. If we die, we will reincarnate into a fairy tale world where I am a kitten and Ye Lin cla.s.smate is a dinosaur!!!

I dont think a fairy tale world can accommodate a saber-tooth tiger! Please let Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Tom & Jerry, and Popeye live their lives!

And why am I a dinosaur? The dinosaurs are always the antagonist in fairy tales, also why would a feline live with dinosaurs? You should know that birds are descendants of dinosaurs, and felines are the mortal enemies of birds

After blus.h.i.+ng and shouting her statement, Xiao Qin took a breath to relax, then shouted to the mountains more bashfully:

Ive decided that in order for Ye Lin cla.s.smate to always like me, whether its the a.n.u.s, whether I call him brother or daddy, Ill meet his needs! As long as hes willing to carry me on his back and travel with me in the fairy tale world.

Please stop speaking as if the fairy tale world actually exists!

Ah!

A sudden gust of wind came from behind and blew off Xiao Qins straw hat.

Xiao Qins short and silky hair fluttered in the wind, was it an illusion or had her hair grown longer?

Xiao Qin didnt have any intention to save it as she watched the straw hat fell towards the cliff. Based on her surprised and delighted eyes, it seems that she thinks this was the mountain G.o.ds taking one of her personal effects to make her wish come true. They will also be monitoring her to see if she seriously fulfilled her vows.

Please dont make an embarra.s.sing vow to the mountain G.o.ds that includes the words a.n.u.s or daddy! Or are you saying one day you will be back and tell the mountains:

I have indeed unmistakably handed over my rear to Ye Lin cla.s.smate. Although it really hurts, its all good if Ye Lin cla.s.smate is happy also, I found Ye Lin cla.s.smate prefers me calling him brother rather than daddy

In order to prevent the scenario above from coming true, my arm shot out like lightning while still sitting and accurately grabbed the brim of the straw hat.

I only felt fear after catching the hat. I didnt move much to catch the hat, but my body still broke out in cold sweat.

Ye Lin cla.s.smate, Im touched. Xiao Qin kneeled down so our faces were at the same height, then she hugged onto me while crying and laughing.

You actually risked falling off the cliff to save my straw hat.

Uh, you dont have to get so excited. I might also be afraid, but we still had some distance away from the edge.

But I guess I was mistaken Xiao Qin didnt want to die with me, but she wanted to shout out her vows to the mountains. While it was an embarra.s.sing vow, I could still feel how much she likes me.

Ah, its difficult. I had already decided to treat you as my younger sister in my previous mental battle, so how could I demote you to a girlfriend now.

Thats right, for me, a younger sister is a higher existence than a girlfriend, because there are things I will tolerate for my sister which I definitely wont tolerate for a girlfriend.

Although the normal upgrade route should be girlfriend wife mother whats up with being upgraded to a sister.

Anyway, I put the straw hat back on top of Xiao Qins head with mixed feelings and patted the top of it affectionately, mainly as an older brother.

Xiao Qins eyelashes s.h.i.+vered slightly, as if she was afraid of being hit, but also as if she enjoyed it very much and she even closed her eyes to enjoy my head pats.

Then a b.u.t.terfly came along with a mild breeze and landed on the brim of Xiao Qins hat.

The two wings were as blue as the sea and the torso was pure black. It was both mysterious and elegant.

After landing on the brim of Xiao Qins hat, its two wings opened and closed gently. It allowed me to discover that the surface under its wings was not blue, but a mottled black similar to the dried leaves of a tree.

It should be a camouflage color, right? When it lands in the middle of the forest, it could close its wings so that its natural enemies cant find it easily.

If so, when flying, wouldnt the black on the underside of the wings and the blue on the upper surface of the wings alternate back and forth?

An entomological name suddenly appeared in my mind.

Morpho menelaus.

No way, there are blue morphos on Cui Song Mountain? Its the national b.u.t.terfly of Brazil and according to my dad, it only exists in Central and South America.

But my dad also said that when he came to Cui Song Mountain in college, he did see something similar to a blue morpho. He suspected it to be a rare subspecies of blue morphos, which may be even more valuable than a blue morpho.

Generally, a flawed blue morpho sells for 200 on Taobao including s.h.i.+pping, so its not considered a rare and exotic product.

But this b.u.t.terfly was different. First of all, it lives at a lat.i.tude where it shouldnt be and its color looks much more gorgeous than those photos I saw on Taobao.

You should know that Taobao photos will generally be edited. Adjusting colors is one of the foundations of Taobao art.

This subspecies of the blue morpho is already breathtaking without any photo editing. Perhaps its worth a lot of money as my dad predicted? Maybe the first person to catch it will be recorded in history as the discoverer of a rare species.

Its quite likely, otherwise, why would those two entomologists keep repeatedly coming back to Cui Song Mountain to catch b.u.t.terflies? Even if the special education school provides cheap accommodation, theres still no reason for them to come every day every summer. There must be a good reason why they keep doing it.

I would estimate this b.u.t.terfly can also be sold for tens of thousands of dollars, its equal to four months of profit for our online store.

At this moment, this expensive b.u.t.terfly, somehow landed on Xiao Qins straw hat and it didnt leave. It slowly opened and closed its wings as if it was a delicate ornament.

Its beautiful I muttered.

Xiao Qin wanted to say something, but in the end she decided not to with a happy look. She must have thought I was complimenting her.

Its not entirely wrong since half the reason why I find this blue morpho beautiful is due to Xiao Qin.

She was wearing a white ts.h.i.+rt, blue jeans, and a straw hat that felt natural. Regardless of what kinds of ridiculous vows she made, she still appeared innocent and lovely.

A gorgeous blue morpho landing on top of an innocent girls head, which perfectly complemented each other. As our language teacher would commonly say, people love to enjoy the beauty of symmetry.

I didnt know what to do with the blue morpho kind of like how I dont know how to define my relations.h.i.+p with Xiao Qin.