I'm A Spider, So What? - Chapter 282.2: Flat Chest
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Chapter 282.2: Flat Chest

I evacuate while carrying the unconscious Shiro-chan over my shoulder. Its not in the sense that Im evacuating Shiro-chan herself, but in the sense that Im evacuating Shiro-chan from that woman commander of the 2nd Army. Once Shiro-chan regains her consciousness, she might impulsively kill on sight. Grudges over food are dreadful!

Somehow or other I manage to return to the office before Shiro-chan regains her consciousness. Phew. That was a close shave. If Shiro-chan had thrown a tantrum, it would have resulted in the deaths of three of demon leaders in the worst case. I dont care about the commanders of the 2nd and 3rd Armies, but it would be bad if Balto died.

The 2nd Army commander and the 3rd Army commander have some kind of relationship with the elves, and appear to have been having a discussion on starting a coup dtat. Theyre also inviting Balto.

How careless. Theyre in the home territory of their enemy, yet theyre actually speaking so openly. Theyre underestimating me way too much.

Within the Demon Kings Castle, my threads have been laid out thoroughly. Through those threads, I am able to pick up sounds from every location in the Demon Kings Castle. Both when the 2nd Army commander invited Balto, and when they disclosed the plan to kill me, that was clearly audible to me.

I heard it, I heard it all. Those elves eh. Theyre getting rather annoying.

Thanks to Shiro-chan assertively crushing them, the elves are in the process of losing their foundation for doing whatever they like in the outside world. However, theyre still the same eyesore that theyve always been. If a group amongst the demons are showing signs of unrest, then theyre probably thinking that they gotta move their plan along quickly huh.

While thinking that, the door reverberates from a knock.

Go ahead.

Excuse me.

The one who opened the door was Balto, just as I had thought. After refusing the invitation from the 2nd Army commander, it seems that he came here immediately.

Hmm? Did you need something?

Though I can pretty much guess what he wants to say, I purposefully make that inquiry. After blinking his eyes several times in hesitation, he resolves himself and opens his mouth to speak.

I have come to plead for clemency.

A side of my mouth curls up. From Baltos point of view, it undoubtedly looks like a cruel smile Im sure.

What might you be referring to, hmm? Ahh! You mean making a mistake with the kurikuta and handing them over the the 2nd Army commander? If thats the case then could you say that to Shiro-chan instead of me perhaps? Those were something that I had requested for Shiro-chan after all.

Although I know what Balto wants to say, I purposefully dodge the subject.

Grudges over food can be dreadful you know. Unless you make a wholehearted apology she might not forgive you, okay? Like seriously, for real.

Though I said it jokingly, part of what I said is no joke at all. If Shiro-chans rage is left unchecked then shes capable of anything.

Maou-sama.

Hmm?

Maou-sama, I beg you.

Balto barely speaks, and simply bows his head. Balto understands. He knows I heard that conversation just now. Even so, hes pleading for the 2nd Army commander. The reason why hes not speaking plainly, is probably because he told her that Ill pretend I never heard it, so hes trying to stay faithful to his own words.

Balto. We are going to attack the elf village next.

In deference to Baltos sincere manner of desperately trying to protect his childhood friend, I reveal the next battlefield. Until now, with the exception of some on Shiro-chans side knowing, the next target to attack has been kept secret. When Balto hears it, his eyes open wide.

I shall also pretend that I never heard it, this time. If I have a request, its to hold them back. If youre unable to hold them back, then I wont waste my breath arguing and simply crush them.

Understood.

Mm. Withdraw.

Excuse me.

Balto made a deep bow, then left the room. If the 2nd Army and 3rd Army still act rashly after this, then theres no helping it.

Ill tear them off.

I heard something odd being muttered. Damn, I forgot.

I quickly turned around, and there rising up like a wraith was Shiro-chan. Oh crap. Shes thirsting for blood, yup.

Shiro-chan! STOP! STOP!

As Shiro-chan is about to stagger out from the room I cling to her waist, stopping her movement. Just a moment ago I had told Balto that I would be turning a blind eye, yet at this rate Shiro-chan is totally gonna do him in!

Let go! Let go of me! Im gonna tear off those heavily laden boobs! Im gonna eat them instead of the kurikuta!

Shiro-chan is deranged!

Shiro-chan! They wont taste sweet, okay! They wont taste delicious, okay! Ill prepare something sweet and delicious another time, okay!

Those detestable boobs! That damn boobian!

Shiro-chan struggles violently. A girl shouldnt be going boobs boobs! Or rather

Shiro-chan, you have a nice pair of boobs yourself, right?

On top of not being able to tell with a glance due to the flat clothes she wears, because shes the type to look slender in clothing theyre not conspicuous, but Shiro-chans are actually quite big, right? In my opinion, while they might fall behind the 2nd Army commanders, they should still easily exceed the average though, right? In the first place, since my body stopped growing before I reached adulthood, Ive pretty much got nothing here you know.

If you want to tear off some so badly, then why dont you just tear off your own then eh?

I put more strength into my arms wrapped around Shiro-chans waist, squeezing tightly.

Yeah? Or if not then would it be okay if I tear off yours perhaps?

I should have the right to do that, shouldnt I. Big ones are the enemy. In short, Shiro-chan is my worthy enemy. Shiro-chan doesnt have the right to make a fuss on this matter!

Umm, well, somehow there is this voice inside me crying out that those bigger than mine are the enemy though.

Shiro-chan breaks out into a cold sweat.

Yup. Thats right. Those bigger than mine are the enemy, right. In that case Shiro-chan, are you okay with being my enemy then?

NO-O-O!!!

I switch from grabbing her waist to grabbing her chest, and grasp with all my might. I feel that I have crushed something soft. Evil destroyed.

The secret boob situation

Because of D, there are many reincarnators whose appearance was adjusted to be beautiful, but the breast sizes were adjusted so that theyd likely be less than Ds. Why, you ask? Because it wouldnt be interesting for her if they grew up to be bigger than Ds own. Consequently, with Shiro having an almost identical appearance to D, there are few reincarnators with even bigger breasts than hers. The two who would win against Shiro are Sophia and, by a narrow margin, Katia. Since they were only adjusted to likely develop smaller, the environment they grew up in and their nutritional balance could allow them to overcome that. In Sophias case, since shes an airhead perhaps all the nutrition went to her chest? (Not necessarily) In Katias case, because she was originally male perhaps her female hormones over-compensated as a side-effect? (Not necessarily).