She pointed out a few things as we passed doors to rooms painted royal blue with bright yellow trim. A giant Converse tennis shoe made entirely from plastic bag ties, created by a nineteen-year-old local artist, she explained; T-shirts, pens, postcards and mugs with a strange image plastered on each called Chicken Boy.

"My muse," she explained.

She took me upstairs past a loft bedroom and kitchen, then pulled down a set of metal stairs from the ceiling. "The roof's pretty cool, too. I'll show you."

I followed her in a daze and stepped onto the roof. The sun was beating down hard like it does in L.A. at high noon. I put my hand to my forehead and shielded my eyes. And then I saw something that had to be a dream. WTF?!?!?! It could not be real. For real. The lady disappeared back into the loft, leaving me alone. Well, sort of. I was standing face-to-face with this: Chicken Boy. A giant, like twenty-five-foot-tall Chicken Boy. I started laughing. Laughing and crying and smiling. Maybe I was supposed to spend the rest of my life with him? I would certainly be endlessly amused and inspired. Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea? Although sex might be a little rough.

I crossed the roof to get a better look, and to see if anything, or anyone, else was there.

And there he was. Mr. WTF. Or the alleged Mr. WTF.

And he wasn't alone. Right there next to him was Whitney, the Victoria's SecretS modelS. Well, she beat me to him, winner take all.

"Hey," they called out to me in unison.

"I'm Rob." He extended his hand to shake mine. "Nice to meet you. It's awesome that you're here."

Fuck. In the past two weeks it felt like I had fallen in love with this guy. But did I fall for him, or all he was doing that was somebody else?!?! Was I ever even going to meet the real Mr. WTF? Or was it too late because Whitney had beaten me to him?

"Amazing job, Mags," Whitney said.

"Well, clearly not amazing enough if you're here first. You know this guy isn't really the one we've been looking for?"

"Yeah," she answered, "I do. Rob's my boyfriend. We've been together five years."

"WHAT?! Is someone gonna tell me what's going on?" I asked.

"Of course," Rob said. "We were both in on the hunt-just playing parts. Like I told you on the last tape, I-well, we-were doing it for our good friend, Clyde. Are you ready to meet him?"

"I guess."

Then, like on all those TV shows where they're about to announce who is going home and who the winner is, there was an interminably long pause. I could even hear the dramatic, swelling wait music, and someone might as well have said, "Dim the lights."

After what felt like forever, finally, from the very tall shadows of Chicken Boy's giant blue pants, appeared a less tall boy. Without a chicken head.

He was actually kind of nerdy cute, and even seemed sort of familiar. Who was he? Did I know him? Had we met before? And then I saw his arm-on it was the connect-the-dots tattoo. The guy from Runyon Canyon.

Rob continued. "Clyde's the genius behind the hunt. We were just helping him out."

"Including my grandma, Sylvia," Clyde added. "Remember the Stripping Psychic?"

"Um, I think she'll be burned into my brain for several lifetimes. She's your grandma?"

"Yeah. Oh, and here's your ten bucks back from her reading," he said, handing me the cash. "I got ya covered."

"Wait, so it was you the whole time?" I asked. "I actually found you early in Runyon Canyon?"

"You don't even know how blown away I was by that. By this..." He handed me the fake LOST DOG poster I had given to him when looking for HIS freakin' dog!

"By you." Clyde turned close to me. "So nice to meet you, Mags."

"You, too-I think." And then I had to ask, "Why'd you do it?"

He shrugged. "I always felt like I was a mismatched sock," he answered. "You know that the mate has to be somewhere even though you've searched every place it could possibly be."

Well, I certainly could relate to that.

"Like I said, well, Rob said, on the first tape-I believe in destiny. But I also believe we make our own. So I put it to the test." He looked at me and smiled. "Now I'm even more of a believer."

I didn't know what to do with any of it.

"The weird MiniDV camera and using Rob for the tapes was Grandma Sylvia's idea. How could I not follow her psychic advice?"

"Yeah," Rob added, "She's usually spot-on. Which means she's undressed a lot!"

"Look," Clyde said, seeing my discomfort. "It's not like I'm gonna give you a rose and we'll get engaged right away, The Bachelorstyle. And," he added, "don't worry, I've never even watched that show."

Then, as if he already knew me so well and knew what would put me at ease, Clyde looked at me and said, "You have beautiful... eye."

I started laughing. We all started laughing. It had been so damn long since I'd laughed.

Then Clyde took a red Sharpie out of his pocket. "You asked about my tattoo in Runyon. Well, let me connect the dots."

Like he was playing the game from childhood, or doodling on a children's place mat at a diner, he drew lines from one number to the next until he was done. He held out his arm.

I guess my key found a match.

And then just in case I needed further convincing or confirmation that this was indeed meant to be, he called out, "LILABELLE!"

And from the other side of the roof she came running, like in slow motion, toward us. Toward me.

The dog with the polka-dot tongue.

"The evil twin and good twin unite in one body," Clyde teased. I leaned over to pet Lilabelle, and she covered my face in polka-dot kisses. If that wasn't enough for me, nothing ever would be.

I stopped wondering.

Chapter 64.

SIX MONTHS LATER.

It's amazing what can happen if we believe in destiny, or are at least willing to consider it. Everything that feels fucked up, tragic, or wrong could all be part of the choreography leading us to what's beautiful, happy, and right.

If Jason hadn't slept with my neighbor, if I hadn't broken up with him, if Coco hadn't convinced me to make a tape for the dating site, if I hadn't decided to buy a camera instead of using my iPhone, if I hadn't been betrayed by my roommate, if I hadn't been drugged, if my mom hadn't come to L.A. and told me the fucked-up truth about my past, if I hadn't spent time reconciling with my dad in San Francisco, and if he hadn't convinced me to stay on the hunt, or if I had decided to quit like I've done with everything else in my life, I would not have found, yep, it's true... my soul mate.

A lot has happened in the last six months.

Some of the Things that Have Happened in the Last Six Months By Mags Marclay 1). Blake stayed in L.A. and is finally in a kick-ass band that's getting a loyal following.

2). Coco and Blake have worked things out and are back on track (thanks to counseling). They are once again my married-couple role models!

3). Clyde and I are amazing. It's just so easy and right. Sure, it's still the honeymoon phase, but he communicates, which then makes me do so more, too. So even once we get to the eventual point of arguing or fighting, like any couple inevitably does, it feels like we'll work through it, awesome-style.

4). I got the key tattoo for reals to go with Clyde's lock. It's totally predictable, but I figured getting it done would help Mr. Tattwosome pay for some much needed dental work!

5). Shari and I are now actually friends. She's still single, but she just landed a major role in a new slasher film. Can't wait to see how she's killed in that one!

6). And most importantly...

(Drumroll and dim the lights, please.) This is so important that I'm taking it off my list and giving it solo billing. This whole crazy hunt didn't just lead me to Clyde. I know it sounds so cheesy, but it led me to me. To MY ART. My creativity. My expression. AND I'm finally willing to put it out there in the world. And in a big way-I'm shouting it out, peoples!

(Uh, no, Officer, I am not the one spray-painting these all over town. I wouldn't do that, it's illegal!) You can see more at the fancy website Coop built for me: www.MagsMarclayArt.com Wait, there are more THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS: 7). Guess who was the best woman at Liza and Kelly's wedding?

8). And guess whose website is a big, phat success? (I guess a lot of people Fck Up!) 9). Thanks to Grandma Dotty's testimony, all the charges were dropped, and Cooper's a free boy. Grandma Dotty is still the hit of the senior citizen complex with her special brownie recipe!

10). Cooper and Dad started really connecting! The baby's due in three months and Cooper's ready to step up. And Narcie is actually kind of excited. (Thank the Lord the Newman Curse has been broken, and Mom can't be passin' down that bullshit anymore!) 9). And speaking of babies, last but not least... ready for some of the best news evah?!?!?!

WE'RE EXPECTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

I know it was fast and all, but when something's meant to be, it's meant to be.

Wanna see a pic? I want to be a little discreet and not just lay it all out right here since it involves some frontal nudity.

CLICK HERE TO SEE PREGNANCY PIC.

If you'd like to celebrate with us, you can do one of two things: Spay or neuter your dog (obviously Clyde had heard of Bob Barker, but he never considered that Bob's mission might apply to Lilabelle and her soon-to-arrive pups!!).

Make a donation to the pet rescue org of your choice-you can find a list of many cool places at www.IHeartBobBarker.com/resources-links.

Epilogue.

I was just telling Clyde about how during my senior year in high school, I was suicidal. So down, so dark, I couldn't shake a deep depression. And then one day I happened to see a book about someone's life working on a ferryboat. And I thought-that's so out there. And there are so many random things that are so completely unlike anything my life would ever be. How could I give up living when there were so many options? I could leave my life as I knew it, and just do something totally different... like go work on a ferryboat.

If we're ever feeling hopeless and stuck, we can choose something else. There are endless possibilities and infinite opportunities. Like my dad said, "There's always going to be both-magic and disaster-and we get to decide which to put our focus on." So from here on in, I know where I'm going to focus. If I learned anything from this crazy treasure hunt, it's that magic and inspiration are everywhere, even in crap, if you just keep your eyes open.

WEBSITES IN THE FMIY STORYVERSE.

Wish there were more? THERE IS!

In addition to the main hub, www.FindMeImYours.com, which features videos, polls, continual updates, and links to series, contests, social media, etc. on all the other sites, there are thirty-two websites integrated into the book. Here are brief descriptions of all, in order of appearance: COLLAGE A WEEK www.collageaweek.com: Mags created this site in an attempt to consistently create art. See how that turned out for her. Features ten original collages by Mags, and comments on them from other characters in the book. Visitors are able to leave comments as well.

DIY IN THE USA www.diyintheusa.com: Mags started this Tumblr for pics she has taken of "Questionable Patriotic Displays." You can submit your own photos, comment, share, etc.

BRIDALVILLE www.bridalville.com: Mags works at this online magazine. The site features an irreverent take on all things wedding with humorous content and web series including #whitepeopleweddings.

CREATIVE MATCHMAKING www.creativematchmaking.com: A fake dating site for artists. Includes three original videos of potential matches for Mags that her best friend Coco picked out for her to watch.

SHARI ACTS 4 U www.shariacts4u.com: Website for Mags's "hacktress" roomie, S.H.A.R.I, who appears in low-budget slasher films. Includes pinup pics of her for sale. Watch for new content such as S.H.A.R.I.'s acting reel!

I FCKED UP www.ifckedup.com: Mags's ex-boyfriend Jason creates this public apology site for Mags after cheating on her. Users upload their apologies through texts, pics, or videos, and visitors can rate, comment, share, and vote if the apologies should be accepted or not.

DOG PARKS L.A. www.dogparksla.com: This site contains a clue for the treasure hunt, as well as descriptions, a photo gallery, maps, etc. about dog parks in L.A.

VILLA SEASIDE APARTMENTS www.villaseasideapartments.com: A website for a fictional apartment building in Venice, CA, that Mags looks at (and goes to) to find clues on her hunt for Mr. WTF.

MADELYN EVANS GALLERY www.madelynevansgallery.com: An art gallery showcasing past and upcoming artist exhibits, and also the gallery's current show-art by Mark, the photographer Mags dates.