Chapter 299 – Come Receive the s.h.i.+t
The entire auction was in a ma.s.sive uproar. Three bright golden Nine Soul Restoration Pills were flying around in the air, constantly producing buzzing sounds. At the same time, a golden radiance showered down onto the audience, while a medical fragrance made them feel refreshed.
Xu Neng was the one who stood closest to the pills, causing him to be the person who inhaled the most medical fragrance. When the fragrances entered his body, Xu Neng could feel his soul being nourished, and his vitality receiving a boost.
The Nine Soul Restoration Pill was a rare medicinal pill that helped heal a man’s soul. It could provide the soul with tremendous benefits.
“They really are 100% effectiveness Nine Soul Restoration Pills! This Chen Jiang really surprises me!”
Master Blissful was pleasantly surprised. At the same time, the status of Jiang Chen within his mind had been raised to a whole new level. No one would look down upon such an excellent alchemist.
Jiang Chen retracted the True Dragon Flames into his body. After that, with a grabbing gesture, as if they were being summoned by Jiang Chen, all three Nine Soul Restoration Pills turned into three golden lights and fell into Jiang Chen’s palm.
“How is this possible? This is impossible!”
Shangguan Chong’s voice was violently trembling, and his face had turned extremely pale. When he thought about the bet between himself and Jiang Chen, he felt a small desire to kill himself.
“How could this guy concoct the Nine Soul Restoration Pills? I don’t believe it! This can’t be real!”
Ye Xiao’s reaction wasn’t much different from Shangguan Chong’s reaction. He had just lost a bet he had absolute confidence in winning.
“Young master Chen Jiang, please come here and meet me.”
Master Blissful’s voice sounded out once again, but this this time, his tone carried a hint of respect.
“Please hold on, I need to fulfill the bet with those two guys.”
Jiang Chen replied with a grin on his face. There was no way he could let Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong off easily, that wasn’t his style.
His words were like oil being poured onto a burning fire, causing the audience to burst into an uproar. Everyone stared at the Myriad Sword Sect and Shangguan Clan’s private rooms.
Right at this moment, a wild disharmonious laugh sounded out above the audience. Following that, the audience saw an adorable puppy flying out from the third private room. The puppy flew circles around the auction hall while wildly laughing.
“Haha, this master dog has spent the last few hours preparing! I’m sure I have more than enough s.h.i.+t for both of you! May I know which flavor you two prefer? This master dog can take care of any special requests!”
Big Yellow’s words made a lot of the people feel dizzy. Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong were even worse off, they nearly fainted out of anger, because their bet was to eat dog s.h.i.+t once they lost, and there really was a shameless dog here.
“f.u.c.k! Where did this crazy dog come from?! Can he really adjust the flavor of his p.o.o.p? Puh! Disgusting!”
“This is f.u.c.king disgusting, the bet was extremely cruel! I’m guessing Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong must be super p.i.s.sed right now!”
No one here could take it. The image of both men devouring dog s.h.i.+t, they just couldn’t imagine it in their heads.
Ye Xiao furiously roared out. A powerful energy immediately blew the window frame on the second floor off. With fluttering clothes, Ye Xiao flew out from his private room. He glared at Big Yellow with a strong desire to devour this d.a.m.n dog alive.
“You guys weren’t even born when I became one of the strongest men in my region, who gave you the audacity to insult me here? You’re simply courting your own deaths!”
Shangguan Chong showed his face as well. He stood on the edge of the window on the second floor. A few disciples from the Shangguan Clan stood behind him as well. All of them wore the same ugly expressions.
“You two old fools, you lost the bet! You are all from big superpowers, don’t tell me you’re going to deny your promise! You’re losing an extreme amount of face here.”
Big Yellow stood up like a human and pointed his paws at both men while scolding them.
“Humph! We have so many witnesses here, there is no way you can deny it! If I lost, I would give my head to you without saying anything, but you? Both of you are elders from big superpowers! So disappointing! But, regardless of matters, we had a deal, and you have to accept your loss.”
Jiang Chen coldly harrumphed.
“Big Yellow, give them an appetizer first!”
Han Yan shouted at Big Yellow. After that, he immediately covered his mouth and nose. Jiang Chen saw this movement and was startled for a moment. He didn’t know what the meaning behind Han Yan’s movement was.
“Kaka, alright! This master dog has been brewing this for so long!”
While saying that, Big Yellow once again started flying in circles. After that, a scene that no one could forget for the rest of their lives played out. Since this incident, all these people started dreaming about ripping this dog’s skin off.
Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! …
The only thing the audience saw was Big Yellow holding his b.u.t.t up. With each move he made, a world shaking fart would erupt from his body. Each fart sounded like a drum strike, loud and clear.
To make things worse, the dog’s farts had color. In an instant, the air within the entire auction hall became somewhat green.
“f.u.c.k you! Blergh!”
“Ugh… this stinks like h.e.l.l! Ahh!! Blergh…”
“Puh! You better kill me now! Someone, please, hurry up and kill that f.u.c.king dog! Blergh…”
At this moment, everyone were throwing up, covering the clean auction hall with their puke. While vomiting, someone quickly used their Yuan energy to block the green air from getting close to them.
Xu Neng vomited, Jiang Chen vomited. Jiang Chen finally realized why Han Yan covered his mouth and nose in advance!
Wakaka… Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!
Big Yellow wildly laughed as he flew around, farting. Furthermore, he purposely pushed most of the green air toward the Myriad Sword Sect and Shangguan Clan.
“Chase this dog out from here now!”
“d.a.m.n it, this stinks! How can someone have such stinking farts?! No, this isn’t a fart anymore, this is a weapon!”
“Young master Chen Jiang, please ask that dog to stop! Daddy can’t stand it any longer! Blergh…”
No one could withstand it any longer. This was no different from a ma.s.sacre. Perhaps only Big Yellow was able to make so many great warriors throw up at the same time.
Back in the third private room, Han Yan had shut the window tightly, and he was laughing so hard he couldn’t even remain standing.
Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong were both Combat Soul warriors, so they responded quickly. The used their Yuan energy to block off the green air when they saw it. But, their expressions were many times darker than that of everyone else. This dog’s fart had such incredible power, and if he really p.o.o.ped? d.a.m.n it, they just couldn’t imagine what would happen then.
“Big Yellow, stop it immediately!”
Jiang Chen slapped Big Yellow’s head. He didn’t know that this dog actually had such an ability. In the end, he too was suffering from it.
Big Yellow replied with an evil laugh, then he stopped farting. The entire auction hall had become a mess, it was a horrible scene.
“Wahaha, this dog is so fierce, so wicke-, cough cough…”
Within the isolated room, when the man in black saw what was happening in the auction hall through the crystal ball, he became convulsed with laughter.
“How is it, buddy? How is my mighty fart?”
Big Yellow instantly jumped back onto Jiang Chen’s shoulder. Jiang Chen’s face instantly turned pale out of fear.
“d.a.m.n dog, you better not p.o.o.p on my shoulder!”
Jiang Chen gritted his teeth and warned Big Yellow. He knew this dog very well; anything was possible when it came to him.
After that, Jiang Chen waved his hand and unleashed a layer of flames, burning away all the green air. Together with the help from some of the warriors who blew the poisonous gas away with their Yuan energy, fresh air finally returned to the auction hall.
However, everyone in the auction hall still had dark faces. They stared at Big Yellow with hatred and fear; this dog was simply ridiculous.
“Ye Xiao, Shangguan Chong, accept your loss; come receive the p.o.o.p!”
Jiang Chen shouted toward Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong in an imposing manner.
Now, everyone felt pity for Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong. The fart alone had already been so terrifying, and if they were really forced to eat the dog’s s.h.i.+t, would they still be alive afterwards?
With Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong’s status, this was even worse than killing them.
“b.a.s.t.a.r.d, how dare you insult our elder?! You’re courting death!”
A younger generation disciple from the Shangguan Clan couldn’t hold his anger any longer. He leapt forward and pushed his palm toward Jiang Chen.
“Humph! What a clown.”
Jiang Chen coldly harrumphed. In an instant, he countered the disciple with his palm, sending a ma.s.sive energy wave onto the young disciple. The disciple let out a blood-curdling screech as he exploded into a b.l.o.o.d.y mist.
Underneath the heavens, perhaps only Jiang Chen dared kill a disciple of the Shangguan Clan in front of so many people.
However, in the minds of the spectators, there must have been something wrong with the Shangguan Clan disciple’s brain. He was only a Mid Divine Core warrior, wasn’t he too reckless by attacking Jiang Chen? With Jiang Chen’s and the Shangguan Clan’s current relations.h.i.+p, did he really think Jiang Chen would show mercy because of his background?
“Little b.a.s.t.a.r.d, who gave you the audacity to kill someone from the Shangguan Clan?!”
Shangguan Chong was furious! The energy of a Combat Soul warrior instantly swept across the auction hall. He stretched out his hand and grabbed toward Jiang Chen.
While facing such a ferocious attack, Jiang Chen didn’t even move a little bit from the auction stage. This was because he knew someone would stand out for him.
“Stay your hand!”
Indeed, a loud shout sounded out through the entire auction hall. In the following second, Master Blissful appeared. He casually unleashed a bright beam and shattered Shangguan Chong’s attack.
“Why are you fighting here? Do you still have any respect for me?”
Master Blissful was clearly angry, because this was his place.
“Master Blissful, I’m sure you know what’s going on here. Furthermore, it was the Shangguan Clan who struck first just now.”
Jiang Chen said.
“Master Blissful, I didn’t mean to violate the rules of the Blissful Island, but this guy has insulted me! I can’t let this matter be settled easily!”
Shangguan Chong’s fury soared higher with each pa.s.sing moment.
“Precisely! We must kill this little b.a.s.t.a.r.d!”
Ye Xiao had the same intense killing intent.
Master Blissful furrowed his brows. Although he was one of the strongest people in the ocean, he didn’t want to offend superpowers like the Myriad Sword Sect and the Shangguan Clan.
“Chen Jiang, can you give me some face and give up this bet?”
Master Blissful looked at Jiang Chen.
“Alright, since that’s what Master Blissful wants, I’ll respect your request. They don’t have to eat the dog s.h.i.+t, but they have to receive it. Big Yellow, give it to them.”
Jiang Chen turned around to Big Yellow and spoke.