732 I“ll Chemically Castrate You

“…”

Tang Mo’er wasn’t Little Munchkin’s wife, she was his wife.

This Little Munchkin just didn’t understand. In his mind, it was preoccupied with only one thought, to be together with Fairy Sister. Gu Mohan had never antic.i.p.ated this day to arrive, he would have to fight with his son for a woman.

“Niuniu, you’re too young, Fairy Sister won’t get married to you. When you eventually grow up, Fairy Sister will be old. Can you really bear to have Fairy Sister wait for you for ten or twenty years and waste all of her youth on you?” Gu Mohan tried to convince him with sound logic.

Little Munchkin’s face contorted, and his tiny lips twisted into an indignant pout. “But if she’s willing to wait for me, Fairy Sister will have me, a little fresh meat[1]. On the contrary, Daddy would already be old by then, you’ll be an old man.”

Gu Mohan, “…”

You little brat, how am I even old?!

It was at that instant, Gu Mohan realized that nothing he said was going into Little Munchkin’s head. He decided that using force was probably a better way. Lifting his arm, he wanted to spank Niuniu.

But the bathroom door suddenly burst open, and Tang Mo’er rushed inside, bending down and hugging Little Munchkin in one swift motion. She glared at him with her l.u.s.trous eyes. “President Gu, why are you hitting Niuniu for no good reason? Calm down, we can always talk things through, there’s no need to use force.”

When he saw that his beloved Fairy Sister was protecting him, Little Munchkin quickly snuggled into Tang Mo’er’s arms, sticking his tongue out at Gu Mohan petulantly. “That’s right, Daddy is a brutal dictator!”

The mother-son duo hugged each other tightly, both glaring at him with their eyes wide open.

Gu Mohan, “…”

“Little Niuniu, let me help you wash your face and brush your teeth.”

“Thank you, Fairy Sister. Daddy was planning to spank me just now, wu… I’m so scared!”

“Niuniu, don’t be scared. I’ll protect you.”

“Mm, although Daddy really loves me, he does have a bad temper and loves. .h.i.tting people. Fairy Sister, you’d better stay away from Daddy, I’m afraid that he might hit you when he gets angry!”

Hearing the little one’s words, Tang Mo’er smiled, leaning over to kiss Little Munchkin on the cheek. “Alright, I’ll listen to little Niuniu and stay away from him.”…

With that, the mother-son duo entered the bathroom and their endless laughter could be heard even from outside. Gu Mohan continued to eavesdrop on the little rascal talking bad about him in front of his woman. He really wanted to just barge into the bathroom and give him a swift kick.

He probably wasn’t his biological son.

…

In the bathroom.

As Tang Mo’er helped Little Munchkin wash up, she suddenly smelled a clean, masculine scent. Gu Mohan was behind her.

Looking in the mirror, Tang Mo’er could see him dressed in a full set of custom-made attire, a white s.h.i.+rt with pressed black trousers. It seemed that he had already taken a shower in the other bathroom. There wasn’t a single crease on his clothes and his entire countenance was perfect, only accentuating his dignified aura.

He had both hands in her pocket, standing right behind her with close proximity, almost close enough that he was leaning against her.

Along with his imposing figure was an oppressive aura, it appeared as though she was standing in his arms with her smaller 1.6-meter frame.

“I’m fine with you kissing Niuniu, but you’re not allowed to kiss him on the lips!” He warned her with a stern voice.

Not allowed to kiss Little Niuniu on the lips…?

“…”

She obviously wouldn’t do that, adults should never kiss young children on the lips, they should only kiss their cheeks. The reason behind that was to prevent the spread of germs to children, she was informed of such basic hygiene practices.

“President Gu, please rest a.s.sured, I’m very fond of Niuniu and I’d never cause him any harm.”

“I’m not worried about you, but rather, I’m worried about Niuniu.” He then lowered his voice and whispered in her ear, “Your lips belong to me and only me.”

“…”

Was he seriously saying this? She had a.s.sumed that he was concerned about Niuniu and that’s why he hadn’t allowed her to kiss Niuniu on the lips.

But it turned out, he was being jealous.

He was jealous of his own son!

This kind of father… truly broadened Tang Mo’er’s horizons.

Seeing that she wasn’t making a sound, Gu Mohan furrowed his brows. “Did you hear me? If you don’t reply, I’m really….going to hit you!”

What was he saying?

Hit her?

When Little Munchkin claimed earlier that he was worried his Daddy would hit her when he got angry, she didn’t take it to heart.

But who would have known that the man would literally stand behind her and warn her sternly that he would really hit her.

Tang Mo’er’s eyelashes fluttered, she turned her head around to look at him. “President Gu, with your status and refined upbringing, I a.s.sume you wouldn’t do such a lowly thing of hitting women, am I right? If you dare lay your hands on me, I’m afraid that I’d not be able to hold it in and press charges against you.”

Gu Mohan raised a brow. “Press what charges? Rape?”

“…”

Tang Mo’er had instantly realized everything, including the act of ‘hitting’ her.

This perverted man!

“President Gu, you must be even more cautious then. If you dare to rape me, you wouldn’t even have to wait till you receive a subpoena, I’d chemically castrate you. Personally.”

Chemically castrate him?

She enunciated each word clearly and Gu Mohan instantly raised the corners of his lips, lowering his voice while he chuckled. “That’s impressive. You really caught me… I almost got a hard on.”

He was insane!

Tang Mo’er glared at him balefully.

Dingdong, the doorbell rang. Qi Xi’s voice could be heard. “Mo’er, are you awake? It’s time for us to go on set!”

…

Tang Mo’er said goodbye to little Niuniu before she arrived on set with Qi Xi.

As she was getting her makeup done, Director Haining walked over. “Mo’er, your first scene for the day is going to be the end of the previous dynasty. You’re going to impress Emperor Jingrui with the ‘Plumage Dance’ and become his favorite. This is an important scene and so I got the crew to custom-make a red robe in preparation for the dance.”

Once she said that, Scriptwriter Fangfang walked over. “Mo’er, the robe has arrived on set. You can change into it now.”

Qi Xi looked at the red robe and her mouth almost dropped open. “It’s so beautiful.”

“Of course, this entire robe is handmade, including all of the lace detailing and st.i.tching. Only a beauty is deserving of such a beautiful piece, Mo’er, you have to do your best.” Scriptwriter Fangfang winked at Tang Mo’er.

Bai Feifei was also getting her makeup done and once she saw the beautiful robe that was custom-made for Tang Mo’er, she was filled with envy and jealousy.

The outfits for the entire cast of ‘The Concubine’ were all prepared by the stylists on set, but there were exceptions. The leads were allowed to bring their own outfits and so Bai Feifei had prepared her own clothing.

But Tang Mo’er wasn’t allowed to prepare her own clothing. However, everyone could tell that Director Haining and Fangfang were fond of Tang Mo’er, they even had a robe custom-made for her.

Tang Mo’er glanced at Haining and Fangfang, her eyes were filled with tears of grat.i.tude. “Mm, I’ll make sure to do my best.”

“Mo’er, hurry up and change into the robe,” Haining said.

Qi Xi brought the red robe in front of Tang Mo’er but she suddenly gasped, “Why is there a hole in this robe?”

What?

Haining and Fangfang were both shocked. Everyone walked over to check the robe, there was indeed a huge hole and it was too noticeable to ignore.

“What went wrong? Who did this?” Haining was fuming with rage.

A crew member broke out into cold sweat and he stammered, “D-Director Haining, when the robe arrived on set, Producer Chen took it to check once.”

Chen Tao?

[1] Refers to a young and handsome man