Chapter 3 - When a Fanfic Protagonist Transmigrated into the Original Novel

Zhangsun Zijun's mood was very bad. By now he couldn't count the number of Yi Xichen's miscarriages. On several occasions, it was because he was too wild and the child couldn't handle their violent activities. In fact, he didn't want to but the fanfic author had made his character turn into the personification of a savage beast whenever he saw Yi Xichen.

Sometimes the miscarriages were caused by villainous female minor characters who slipped abortifacient drugs into his food or drink. Fortunately, Yi Xichen was like a well-plowed plot of land and sowing will be rewarded.1 But why is it always this way? Zhangsun Zijun was very annoyed.

If he wants to give birth, whether it's a ball or an egg, then quickly give birth! If he doesn't want to give birth, then why continue to get pregnant?2

Although Zhangsun Zijun's nether regions were on fire, he ignored it because Yi Xichen's child was …

****. Now that the child was gone, the miscarriage must have hurt his body. Each time this happens, Yi Xichen will be alright in a few days, as though nothing had happened. However, Zhangsun Zijun always has a serious and responsible att.i.tude so he took Yi Xichen in his arms, ready to take him to see the Medicine Hall's Elder.

Yi Xichen felt frightened. Zhangsun Zijun must be joking! Putting a hand on his stomach… what child is he talking about? He's a man, where would he get a child to plug into his stomach?! And if there truly was a child inside, where would it come out?!

"Haha." Yi Xichen suppressed his laughter then put his hands on Zhangsun Zijun's forehead. "Zijun, do you have a fever?"

Zhangsun Zijun's iceberg face wasn't funny, it was very frightening. The most scary thing about it was that Zhangsun Zijun looked serious, as though he wasn't joking at all!!!

Zhangsun Zijun didn't like this physical contact. Every time Yi Xichen put his cool hand on any part of Zhangsun Zijun's body, it was like adding fuel to the fire in his nether regions. Although he didn't like this feeling, he couldn't restrain it. Once things started, they would spend the whole day in bed. He looked down at Yi Xichen and said coldly, "Don't play with fire."

Yi Xichen: "…"

"Zijun! Zijun! Zhangsun Zijun!" Yi Xichen struggled to jump out of Zhangsun Zijun's arms. If the other disciples and elders in the Heavenly Sword Sect door saw Zhangsun Zijun walking around carrying Yi Xichen, he wouldn't know how to face them.

"I was wrong. I know I was wrong! I won't tease you again!" Yi Xichen retreated as he apologized. He knew that he must have annoyed Zhangsun Zijun by teasing him with his frivolous words. That must be why he came up with such a way to retaliate against him!

Zhangsun Zijun looked at Yi Xichen with an expression of uncertainty on his face: "Tease me? You lost our child. Such a serious thing, you did it to tease me?"

Gooseb.u.mps broke out all over Yi Xichen's body. Now he knows that a terrible thing it is when the iceberg face starts to joke. If he ever becomes the head of the sect, he must make a new rule: People who aren't able to joke around properly will absolutely not be allowed to joke!

"You cried and cried and asked me to give you a child!" Zhangsun Zijun took a deep breath then sighed in anger. "You said that if you had a baby then your life as a man would be complete!"

"****! You still aren't finished!" Yi Xichen was about to collapse. Don't keep saying that he had a child!! Just hearing that inexplicably makes his backside hurt! Ahhhh!!!

At this point, they heard a gentle voice

"Zhangsun s.h.i.+di, Yi s.h.i.+di, what are you doing?" A person dressed as a disciple walked over.