Chapter 760: No Touch The Loli

(Elaria POV)

All of us were impressed by how Diao Chan Onee-chan had handled that piece of trash that was hara.s.sing Onii-sama just now.

It's a little annoying that Manami and Kiyomi Onee-chan as well as those four youkai girls get a free pa.s.s to spend the night in Onii-sama's room but since Onii-sama was fine with it, we didn't say anything.

And as expected of these shameless merchants, they made us pay for everything else that wasn't Onii-sama's room. Too bad they didn't think we would be fine with all of us squeezing into one room so that's all we paid for.

They tried to impose some stupid max occupancy per room rule on us and Diao Chan Onee-chan just needed to look towards the direction of the exit before they changed their minds.

What a great Onee-chan we have! If it was me, I would have just capped his knees and be done with it. Or maybe even just order an airstrike on this building while we watch from a distance, that could be fun too~ Oh! Or maybe just nuke this place! That's also good! Ehehehe~

"So Are we doing anything to that little trash that insulted Master?" Eris Onee-chan asked while swinging her legs on the bed.

I tilted my head, "Eh? Are we not planning to just pop a cap in his head?"

All of them looked at me weirdly while little Tsuki rolled her eyes at me, "I'm really impressed that you managed to pick up on all this slang here. Anyway, simply killing him is too easy. Back then I made sure those people who caused Aniue grief wished they never lived before finally killing them. Just shooting them dead is too good a fate."

Lian Li nodded, "I agree. He should suffer for the rest of his life for all the insults that he gave. Although I must say, good work, Diao Chan."

Diao Chan Onee-chan flipped her hair with a smirk, "Naturally~ I've had to deal with my fair share of people like this back in the days in the country of Dong. All those stupid politicians and their big egos would suddenly become stupid the moment I flash them a little bit of leg. This isn't anything to brag about, fufufufu~"

Sure, 'nothing to brag about' That isn't really convincing when you had requested Onii-sama to give you a good long spanking session in his room as your reward before you finally came back.

Brendan looked up from where he was reading his book, "I don't know sisters Maybe it might be better that we just leave him alone this time. It would be quite terrible if Master were to find out about this before we leave."

Eris Onee-chan raised an eyebrow at him, "Why are you acting like this would be the first time we're doing something like this? Did'ja fall in love with 'im or sumthin'?"

Brendan sighed, "In case you haven't realised Master's being more vigilant since we're in a foreign country now. The fact that Master actually went back just now to tell that trash to stop slapping himself means Master might check up on him again in the future. If Master finds out he's dead or missing, Master might think He was the cause of that trash's disappearance and try to find him. There's no way for us to hide if that happens."

Ugh I hate how he's right about it But we only made him slap himself a few times, that's not nearly enough punishment for his disrespect of Onii-sama! He should be put on the electric chair without the wet sponge on his head!

I guess we'll just turn in for a boring night and we'll decide

The door suddenly flung open, "Cai Hong found big bad uncle!"

We turned to see little Cai Hong standing at the doorway with the trash we were just talking about bound and gagged over her head.

Yes, the little Cai Hong was holding a fully grown man over her head like it was the most normal thing in the world.

Brendan stood up hurriedly, "No, no. Cai Hong, please put the bad uncle back at where you found him"

Cai Hong pouted at him, "Cai Hong no eat? Bad uncle made Papa sad Cai Hong want eat and Papa be happy!"

Ahhhh~ Cai Hong imouto! You're so cuuuute!

"No Cai Hong, please don't eat the--"

"Hold up," Eris Onee-chan blurted out, interrupting Brendan. "He's already here and As long as we don't kill him, it's fine right?"

Diao Chan Onee-chan chuckled, "Oh~ I like where this is going~ You can still make Master's G.o.d Pills can't you, Brendan?"

Brendan sucked in a breath, "... Yes"

Lian Li Onee-chan leapt on her feet, "Perfect! Put him here, Cai Hong! We'll teach this little trash what happens when you disrespect our Master!"

"Yayyy! Cai Hong play~" Cai Hong giggled and immediately did as she was told, tossing the little trash onto the ground like the trash he was.

Brendan looked at him with concern, "How did you even get him like this, Cai Hong? Weren't you just going to the bathroom just now?"

Our little dragon tilted her head cutely, "Ummm Cai Hong bored, so Cai Hong went outside. Big bad uncle told Cai Hong he had sweets and want Cai Hong follow him. Papa said only bad uncles say that, so Cai Hong 'bwall bwusted' bad uncle and carry bad uncle back!"

I could see Brendan wincing when he heard what Cai Hong had done to the trash.

Also, that's not good Cai Hong, we all know you're stronger than all of us combined but if Onii-sama caught you walking around on your own, we would be punished for not taking care of you. Onii-sama is very protective, you know? That's my Onii-sama for you!

But the most important thing was

"You Tried to kidnap little Cai Hong?" Lian Li Onee-chan asked the little trash, her voice a whisper.

His eyes widened and he quickly shook his head, seeing he couldn't speak with the cloth that's stuck in his mouth.

"Oh So you're saying that little Cai Hong was lying?"

The trash did the gravest mistake of nodding his head.

Don't let my cute little Cai Hong imouto's cuteness fool you, she's definitely not a naive little girl.

Diao Chan Onee-chan put away the whip she had been holding, storing it back into her storage ring.

In its place, she took out a small, leather satchel that she opened up to reveal an a.s.sortment of torture tools ranging from nails, needles, iron pokers, knives, bonesaws, small metallic spike b.a.l.l.s and various other forms of tools I have never seen before.

Brendan immediately took out his cauldron and started tossing herbs inside it, no doubt to make even more of Onii-sama's G.o.d Pills.

Since this little trash wasn't smart enough to keep his hands to himself, then we'll make sure he doesn't even dream of doing anything again.

Lian Li Onee-chan picked up a knife from Diao Chan Onee-chan's collection, "Now Let's start with the cla.s.sics first Your right little finger Or your left little finger? We have the whoooooole night to do this~"