Chapter 741: Iris Did Not Like That

(MC POV)

The other me sat down across the table from me. Joanne looked at me for confirmation and only when I nodded did she move to pour out tea for him obediently.

So What happens to me now? The other me asked, looking pointedly at me.

I picked up my own tea cup to take a sip, I suppose I should first ask if I were to end your existence, would you be willing?

He smiled at me, Who would be willing to have their existence ended like that?

I suppose not. I guess you are me, after all, and I wouldnt agree to that either.

His smile turned a little mischievous, Although I may be persuaded to do so, actually.

I set down my cup, Oh? How?

He reached forward and clasped my hand, If you show me the best night of my short-lived life, I may just accept that being the end of my life.

f.u.c.k.

That guy just had to flip my own s.e.xual orientation huh. Then again, of course he did since that should have been his priority.

Now for the really age old question If you made love with a copy of yourself, is that s.e.x or is it masturbation?

Buuuu!! Dont touch Papa, fake papa! Cai Hong squealed, pulling my hand away from his grasp.

The gayer version of me sighed, That still hurts Cai Hong, even if its true.

Cai Hong merely stuck her tongue out at him before going back to hugging me.

You seem to be taking your situation rather well, I pointed out.

If you were me, would you be raising a big fuss about it?

I would, actually.

Hmm Ah, I guess this was something he flipped as well, to let me accept my position of being a mirrored persona more easily. Makes sense since it wouldnt benefit him if I were to find out Im not the real one and make a big deal about it later.

Mmm Yep, that definitely makes sense, I nodded.

The two of us reached for our cups and sipped at our tea at the same time.

He placed his cup on the table before smiling at me again, So what do you say? Should we head to the bedroom now?

I dont know about you, but seeing myself invite me to go have a romp in the bed is actually quite disconcerting. Is there even someone who would like a situation like this?

I grimaced, You know I dont swing that way Im afraid.

Oh? But you didnt hate it when Brendan was kissing you?

I got nothing to say to that.

He snapped his fingers, Well, no matter, I can still do this.

His form s.h.i.+fted and his body transformed into my female form.

Now that I looked at it, my female body does look like Iris minus the horns on her head and with my hair being black instead of white.

How is it? Interested now? He Err She Hmm The other me smirked.

I didnt even get a chance to respond when an unexpected person actually objected quite fervently.

NEVER! YOU WONT TOUCH MASTER IN THAT BODY!! Iris screeched, the entire s.p.a.ce crackling with the pressure of her rage.

Both the other me and myself turned to look at Iris in surprise, we both know how impossibly difficult it was to get her to be outraged at anything.

I mean the last time that happened was my disciples ruining her who knows how long plan to get me to reset back to my old self. Which admittedly isnt really that long ago I suppose but thats beside the point.

I sensed her will being directed to the entire World and I knew she was going to do something really drastic so I resorted to my ultimate weapon to stop her.

I bonked her with my bonk hammer.

Ouch! Eh? What was that for, Master? Iris cried, squatting down on the floor while holding her head in pain.

Dont you what me. You were just about to End the World again werent you? Do you really not learn?

She tilted her head at me, Ara? Whats wrong with that?

This girl I really need to spend some time teaching her common sense, dont I?

What do I have to do to let her know that going around destroying Worlds for such reasons is not a good thing?

I sighed, So let me guess. You dont want me to be intimate with someone else that looks like you?

Ara? Is Master asking if I would be jealous?

Are you?

Ufufufu~ Yes, I am, Master. I definitely dont want some mirrored persona of Master who is basically another version of me to be intimate with you, much less this one.

I raised an eyebrow, And youre ok with everyone else because?

Ara, ara? Thats simple, Master. Because they arent me.

I give up on understanding this woman.

The other me transformed back into my figure with a wry smile, I suppose that option is not a possibility anymore huh. So whats the plan, other me?

Well Theres always the possibility of you simply disappearing after Shuai Ge gets killed so theres still that.

Oh Ahem Youre not even considering the possibility of keeping me around huh?

No offence, but as you saw from Iriss reaction, keeping another me around isnt the best of ideas.

Hmm I have to agree with that I suppose. Well, then I guess you know what that means, right?

I narrowed my eyes at him, What? We will have to fight to determine if you should exist?

He shook his head, Whats the point in that? Even if I win, its already clear to me that everyone here would reject me. Not that I stood a chance of winning in the first place anyway, am I right?

Well Because of the fact that hes abilities were also flipped, he doesnt have control over Origin so even if we fought, I would have won anyway.

Im curious why Iris didnt really react much to his existence aside from his attempt at bedding me. Isnt having two Ends a problem? Or is it fine to have multiple Ends? Hmm Yeah I guess theres actually no problem with multiple Ends since there can be multiple ways of something Ending.

I crossed my arms, So If not that, then what were you thinking about?

He smirked before raising his hand into the air, When something like this happens, you run away of course!

He snapped his fingers and he teleported away before anyone could react.

Right How did I not see that coming? Of course thatll be something I would do.

I altered the Origin of him escaping and pulled him back to where he was, removing all Origins of him trying to End my attempts in doing so.

Hmm? Thats odd, he didnt even try to stop me. Did he forget or was he not expecting me to do this?

He appeared back at where he was and rolled his eyes at me, Come on, this should have been the part where I escape and then maybe appear as some side character from time to time isnt it? I can be like the random guy that shows up as a deus ex machina or something.

I pointed my thumb to Iris, I already have one over here, I dont actually need another one.

Ugh Then I can be like the funny uncle or something?

How about this? Lets just see what happens to that Shuai Ge boy first, then well have everyone else decide your fate?

He shrugged, Better than me being killed right now I suppose. So How about we have some coffee?

Hmm? Did he just Oh. Ok, I see. Heh, thats actually quite smart, Ill give him that.

I made my way back to the pavilion and sat down in my seat.

This guys actually quite smart, Im rather impressed with what hes done with this world. The question is whether my disciples are able to figure out where exactly Shuai Ge is hiding inside this world.

Meh, I have full faith in them so they should be returning soon.