Chapter 57: Little Sisters Are Meant for Entertainment

Chapter 57 – Little Sisters Are Meant for Entertainment

Creak…

After pushing apart the doors to the suburban warehouse he rented, Chen Yu walked out of the building, carrying the 404 Heat Ray Gun wrapped in his winter coat. Currently, his face was pale, and both his legs trembled as he walked.

Although he had read the instruction manual and had a rough idea of the power of this future weapon, when he actually used it, he still could not help getting frightened. After using the weapon, he could say with certainty that no material in existence in the present world could survive a hit from the Heat Ray Gun.

Raising his head to look at the sky, Chen Yu noticed that it was still relatively early. After walking to a nearby desolate park and sitting on a bench there, he pulled out his phone and dashed off a message.

[Chen Yu: “Can you reclaim this 404 Heat Ray Gun?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Of course, we can. However, I wish to know which part of this weapon is not to your satisfaction.”]

[Chen Yu: “My greatest dissatisfaction is that its power is too great. I get scared just holding it.”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “…”]

[Chen Yu: “I have no use for this thing. I can’t possibly use it to actually kill people, right? Moreover, the battery that came with it is simply too small. Now that I’ve reviewed it, I can fire it only two or three more times at best. I really don’t think it will be of any use to me. It’s much better if I exchange it for something more useful.”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “You can use it to conduct warfare!”]

[Chen Yu: “Big Sis, spare me! Just hearing the name 404 gives me a bad premonition. Replace it with something that gives off positive energy.”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Very well. Please wait for a moment, then. I will inquire about the reclamation for you right now.”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “The 404 Heat Ray Gun is quite valuable. We can gift you one of the three following items.”]

[Chen Yu: “Sure. Oh, right, don’t mention water to me. I don’t want water!”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Oh, then, I’ll have to make a new application for you.”]

Chen Yu: “…”

[Transdimensional Marketing: “I have applied for three new gifts according to your possible needs. Gift 1: First Generation NE Sodium Gene Injection; Gift 2: Miniature Quantum Washing Machine; Gift 3: Spiral Ascending Aircraft.”]

Chen Yu raised his brows when he saw the names of the three products.

[Chen Yu: “Can you give me an introduction? What are the functions and uses of these three items?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “The First Generation NE Sodium Gene Injection enhances the body’s physique and metabolism by a small margin. You will see improvements in your virus immunity, balance, brain neuron transmission rate, dynamic vision, cell activity, bone density, slow-twitch muscle fiber endurance, fast-twitch muscle fiber strength and explosive power, and other comprehensive physiological qualities of the human body.

“The Miniature Quantum Washing Machine is an object that you can easily carry with you. It can automatically wash, dry, and disinfect clothing with or without water. It also has an ironing function. You can use the washing machine to conduct maintenance on all sorts of valuable clothing.

“The Spiral Ascending Aircraft is a tool that is installed above the head. When installed, it will rotate the user’s body in a clockwise direction and allow the user to take off and land at will. The aircraft’s maximum take-off load is 592 kg; maximum flight speed, 260 km/h; sea-level climb rate, 11.5m/s; maximum flight duration, 4 hours and 25 minutes. It can recharge its battery up to 50% in one hour using solar energy. (There is a built-in suspension buffer to prevent physical discomfort.)”]

Looking at the other party’s detailed explanation, Chen Yu fell into a dilemma.

The washing machine aside, both the first and third products would be of great use to him. The former could be used to strengthen his physical body, while the latter could be used to provide him with rapid movement. Although spinning in the sky like a top would make him look like a fool, the description already mentioned that the user would not feel any discomfort. It was undoubtedly a wondrous product for travel and escaping!

[Chen Yu: “The first and third gifts. If I were to choose one of them, can you reserve the other for me?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “That is entirely possible.”]

After giving the matter some thought, Chen Yu gritted his teeth and made his decision.

[Chen Yu: “I choose the first gift!”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Very well. I will open up the space-time wormhole for you now. Please insert the 404 Heat Ray Gun into it.”]

[Chen Yu: “Wait a minute. I’m not home yet. I’ll send it to you once I’m home.”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Very well.”]

Exiting WeChat, Chen Yu promptly left the small park he occupied and hailed a taxi.

“Master, to Lanhe District.”

“Got it.” Nodding, the taxi driver stepped on the pedal. “Young man, what is that you’re holding?”

“A toy.”

“What kind of toy?”

“It’s a normal toy.”

“Hehehe.” Suddenly chuckling strangely, the taxi driver said, “Is it an inflatable one? Hehe, I understand.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“You youngsters really are living in a wonderful era. There are all sorts of toys nowadays. Back in my day, we could only go fishing at a pond for entertainment. You might not know this, but carps…”

…

“What an old driver. He truly is an

old driver

…”

Standing in front of his home, Chen Yu trembled with a