Chapter 293: Unhealthy Daily Life

Chapter 293 – Unhealthy Daily Life

[How to seize a man?]

[Do boys like girls with good bodies?]

[Will an eighteen-year-old adult man fall in love with a little girl?]

[What kind of experience is it to have a rich and domineering brother?]

[How can I defeat a rival in love?]

[Is there a chance for success if I confess to my brother?]

“Crap…”

After reading just a few entries, Chen Yu couldn’t help but cover his burning eyes.

Turning off the phone, Chen Yu turned to look at the slumbering Chen Erke, his scalp turning numb all of a sudden. “I treated you as my little sister, yet you actually want to…”

Chen Erke: “Hu… zzZ…”

“No.” Standing up, Chen Yu stared at the phone in his hand. His expression turning solemn, he declared, “I can’t let her come into contact with the nonsense on the internet anymore. I need to hide this thing.”

After having such thoughts, Chen Yu abandoned his plan to stick a new screen protector on Chen Erke’s phone. Instead, he made his way to the bathroom and hid the phone behind the toilet. Afterward, he pulled out his own phone, went online, and began purchasing all sorts of educational books such as

Our Body

,

Children’s Health Concepts

,

Nature’s Wonderful Story

,

Cherish Life

,

Don’t Kiss Me Casually

,

Don’t Walk with Strangers Casually

,

Stay Away from Big Brother

, etc…

“Eight years old is no longer a young age. I have to properly teach her so that she can establish a correct outlook on life. After finishing his shopping, Chen Yu returned to his bedroom, closed the door, and lay on the bed. He then exclaimed, “I really am a role model among elder brothers…”

…

Twenty minutes later, Chen Erke was the first to wake up among the Chen family’s unconscious members. As she sat up on the sofa in a daze, the first thing she did was to search for her phone.

However, even after searching under her pillow, the coffee table, and the sofa, she ended up with nothing.

“Huh? Where’s my phone?”

Chen Erke sobered up instantly. She then began running around the living room, searching for her phone in a panic.

“Huh?! Where did my phone go?!

“Sis!” After searching the living room a few times and ending up with nothing, Chen Erke approached Chen Yike’s room and knocked on the door. “Big Sis, did you see my phone?”

No sound came from inside the room.

Growing anxious, Chen Erke ran to Chen Yu’s room and shouted, “Brother! Did you see my phone? It’s missing!”

Click.

Chen Yu opened the door, poked his head out of the gap, and looked Chen Erke up and down. “Lost your phone?”

“It’s gone! I don’t know where it went,” Chen Erke said, sobbing. “It’s gone.”

“Heh. Serves you right. I don’t know anything.”

Bang!

After saying so, Chen Yu cruelly slammed the door shut and locked it.

“Uu~”

With tears in her eyes, Chen Erke mumbled to herself, “M-My phone’s gone…”

Taking a look around, Chen Erke bit her lip and ran to the master bedroom. She then shook Mother Chen awake and asked, “Mom! Did you take my phone away?”

“W-What phone?” Yawning, Mother Chen said, “Don’t bother me. I don’t know.”

“What about you? Were you the one who took my phone? Give it back to me!” Chen Erke demanded as she shook Chen Sanke awake. “Return my phone!”

“Phone…?” Shutting her eyes tightly, Chen Sanke sucked on her thumb while mumbling, “W-What phone?”

“My phone!” Chen Erke shouted.

“Get out!” Mother Chen sat up abruptly and scolded, “Don’t you know it’s impolite to wake others up? Your little sister is still young! What will you do if you scared her?!”

“Mom! I-I lost my phone.”

“Can’t you just call it?”

“I-I don’t have a SIM card.”

“Serves you right. Get out,” Mother Chen said as she laid back on the bed and covered herself with her quilt in annoyance.

“Uu…”

Walking out of the bedroom while sobbing, Chen Erke sat on the sofa and rummaged through it once more. When she still failed to find her phone, she finally couldn’t help it and began wailing loudly.

However, shortly after she began crying, she noticed the husky resting in the living room’s corner. Immediately, her eyes widened, and she hurriedly stumbled forward. She then grabbed the dog by its ear and shouted, “Wake up! Hey!”

“Woof?” The husky slowly opened its dog eyes.

“Wake up! Find my phone! Use your nose to find my phone!”

“Woof?”

“Hurry up! Aren’t you a dog?” Chen Erke cried while slapping the husky’s head. “Quick! My phone is missing…”

“Woof!”

Realization dawning upon it, the husky’s mouth curled up pridefully, and a flash of wisdom appeared in its eyes. It then stood up, raised its nose, and began sniffing the air while walking forward.

Seeing this, Chen Erke stopped crying immediately. She then began following after the dog in anticipation.

Shortly afterward, the husky arrived inside the bathroom. After sniffing around the bathroom for a moment, it quickly found the phone hidden behind the toilet.

“Woof!”

The husky wagged its tail in excitement. It then picked up the phone with its mouth and placed it on the floor in front of Chen Erke.

“My phone!” Chen Erke couldn’t help but be stunned momentarily. She then picked up her phone and unlocked the screen. After finding no damage to her phone, she hugged the husky excitedly while shouting, “Y-You found it! You found it! Thank you, Pikachu!”

“Woof.” The husky raised its head, a grin appearing on its face.

At this time, Chen Yu, who had heard the commotion, came walking over. After taking a look at the phone in Chen Erke’s hand, he turned to look at the husky. He then asked in a deep tone, “You found your phone?”

“I found it!” Chen Erke answered as she raised her phone excitedly. “It was behind the toilet! Pikachu helped me find it! It’s amazing!”

“Woof. (Piece of cake.)”

Chen Yu stared at the husky expressionlessly. After a moment of silence, he suddenly said, “Why would your phone be hidden behind the toilet?”

“Huh?” Stunned, Chen Erke said, “I don’t know?”

“Think carefully.” Squinting his eyes, Chen Yu said, “Who would do something as meaningless as placing your phone behind the toilet?”

“Who?”

“The answer is right in front of you.” Sneering, Chen Yu said, “This naughty guy first hid your phone, then helped you find it so that you will be grateful to it and feed it good food. What a good plan. You, on the other hand, got played by it like a fool.”

Hearing this, Chen Erke subconsciously turned to look at the husky. “I-It was the dog?”

“What do you think?”

The husky: “Woof the fuck?”

“So it was you!” Enraged, Chen Erke sent a slap flying at the husky’s face.

Slap!

“Awoo…”

“Don’t run!” Picking up the nearby mop, Chen Erke chased after the husky while shouting, “I knew it! Aside from dogs, who else could’ve hidden my phone?!”

Chen Yu: “???”

Chen Yu stood still in a daze for a long time, his complexion gradually darkening as time passed. Eventually, he decided to take coercive measures. Walking out of the bathroom, he grabbed Chen Erke and snatched over her phone.

“What are you doing, Brother?”

“I suddenly feel that you’re spending too much time on your phone, so I intend to confiscate it for a while. I’ll return it to you if you study hard and perform well.”

“Brother, stop joking around! Give it to me!”

“I’m not joking.”

“This is theft!”

“I bought the phone. I naturally have the right to take it back.”

“Uu…”

“It’s no use crying.” Chen Yu remained firm in his decision. “Ever since you got your phone, you’ve been obsessed with it. You haven’t even touched your crayons recently, right? You didn’t even do your homework. It’s about time you learn what ‘moderation’ is.”

After saying so, Chen Yu ignored his crying little sister and returned to his room with her phone. He then locked the door without hesitation.

Bang! Bang!

“Brother! Open the door!”

Bang! Bang! Bang!

“I’ll definitely be moderate in the future! Uu…”

Ignoring Chen Erke’s cries, Chen Yu tossed the phone to the table and sat on his bed.

Hurriedly receiving the phone, Little Peach listened to the yelling outside the door before hesitantly asked, “Mr. Chen, your second sister is crying. Is that fine?”

“Let her cry. School is starting soon, yet she hasn’t done any of her homework. How can that be considered the attitude of a student? Won’t she fail in her studies at this rate? Why is she even going to school if she’s not there to study?”

“H-Have you done your homework?”

“…Fuck!” Chen Yu exploded in anger.

Following this…

No matter how much noise Chen Erke made outside his room, Chen Yu did not return her phone to her. During dinner time, Father Chen, Mother Chen, Chen Yike, and Chen Erke also expressed their support in his actions.

Even the husky chose to stand against Chen Erke.

Chen Yu guessed that if he were to return Chen Erke her phone now, the contents of her search history might become “How can I kill my brother?”, “Why can’t the creatures known as elder brothers just die?”, etc…

“Hah… I wasted the whole day without doing anything proper.”

Lying on his bed, Chen Yu raised his watch and swiped his finger across the screen to inspect the points he earned from today’s official livestream.

In total, he had gained 43.26 million viewers from the ten livestream rooms, which netted him 4,326 points!

Including the 103 points he had leftover…

His points now totaled 4,429!

If it was half a year ago, Chen Yu’s excitement would’ve definitely shot through the roof. However, after being baptized by the two “large numbers” from before, the threshold for his excitement had been raised by a lot.

Now, he would, at most, reveal a faint smile.

Buzz!

Just as Chen Yu was about to habitually visit the Transdimensional Store, the phone beside him suddenly vibrated.

“The Transdimensional Marketing Company’s staff?”

Chen Yu’s spirits sharpened. Immediately, he picked up his phone and opened up the WeChat application.

He had set his WeChat to mute all messages he received. The only exception to this was the Transdimensional Marketing Company’s staff.

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Mr. Chen, are you there?”]

[Chen Yu: “Did my access level get promoted?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “You guessed it!”]

“YES!”

After rubbing his palms together excitedly, Chen Yu quickly typed a reply.

[Chen Yu: “Is there even a need to guess this? Regardless, now that I’ve been promoted to C-rank, are there any special rewards for me?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “The reward is the product I mentioned before. The one that could possibly destroy the solar system.”]

[Chen Yu: “Will it be arriving on the next official livestream?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Not yet. Your current defensive capabilities are still too poor. You might die if you receive it in the next episode. You might even drag Earth into the mess.”]

[Chen Yu: “Dammit, what the hell is that thing?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “You’ll find out when the time comes. This time, I am mainly here to inform you about your promotion. Now that your access level has reached C-, all online broadcasting platforms will host your livestream.”]

[Chen Yu: “What about 18+ platforms?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “…They will broadcast it as well, Mr. Chen.”]

[Chen Yu: “I suddenly have a bold idea.”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Keep thinking about it then, Mr. Chen. I wish you a happy life. Goodbye.”]

[Chen Yu: “Wait a minute! Have you already sent in the application for my next product?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “We have already completed the application procedures. Please rest assured that our team has applied the most excellent available for you!”]

[Chen Yu: “How excellent is it?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “…”]

[Chen Yu: “Fine. I look forward to it. Thanks for your hard work.”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “No problem, Mr. Chen. Our interests are aligned. We will naturally be happy if we can secure a good product for you.”]

[Chen Yu: “How happy are you exactly?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “…”]

Exiting WeChat and locking his phone, Chen Yu breathed out a sigh of relief and laid down on the bed contentedly.

The words “most excellent” had filled his mind with fanciful thoughts.

Along with the increase in his access level, advanced technological products like the Oscillating Planet Smasher would appear more frequently. He couldn’t help but wonder if, when he reached B-rank or A-rank in access level, would something like the dual-vector foil appear.

After losing himself in his thoughts for some time, Chen Yu raised his watch once more and entered the Transdimensional Store, resuming the task he hadn’t finished from before.

[Transdimensional Store Recommended Products]

[Refresh complete…]

However, unlike before, the first three items in the Transdimensional Store this time were no longer fraudulent. Just the first product alone was plenty amazing.

In fact, it was so impressive that Chen Yu’s eyes widened, and goosebumps rose all over his body!

Simultaneously, a biting cold instantly spread across his entire body…