Chapter 951: Chapter 904-smart

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When Feng bujue heard that, he almost blurted out,I dont know Why dont I know?

When he caught it, the mouth on the right side of the braids continued,Yes, I know.

Hmm Feng bujue did not understand why the man was talking about the a.n.a.lects of Confucius, but he had to find a way to continue the conversation.Brother What are you doing?

I, see, you, so, like, you, have, studied, for, a, few, years, of, books

From that point on, the man with the pigtails stopped talking properly. Every sentence he said after that was spoken alternately with his left and right mouth.

In order to avoid the suspicion of making up words, in the following sentences, the usage of the comma like the previous sentence will be omitted. Please think about it.

I have three questions to ask you. I dont know if you dare to answer, the man with the braids continued in his unique way of speaking.

I dare you to Feng bujue raised an eyebrow.But if you cant beat me What will you do?

Arent you and your companions going up? The NPC said,if you can answer my question, Ill let you go up. Before brother Jue could ask further, he added,if you cant answer Or dont answer, you will become my hair.

When he said that, brother Jue and little Ling, who was behind him, both turned their gazes to the top of each others head and stared at the braids that reached the sky.

Could it be That the weird bundle of black hair above your head Feng bujue mocked.Is every single one of them a human?

Yup, The other party replied bluntly.

Oh Feng bujue said.By the way, how did Miao xuzi, Hong Ying, and Lu Bufu pa.s.s through this place not long ago?

Miao xuzi is intelligent, wise, and knowledgeable in Zen. It can be said that The oral defense was smooth. The man with the pigtails replied.

Tsk That guy can even answer that? Go ahead, brother Jue said. As he said this, he seemed to have thought of something and added,Oh, right, how should I address you, brother?

Im congming. Smart replied,smart as smart, and Ming as smart.

I understand. Feng bujue continued,then Son If theres anything you dont understand, feel free to ask.

What are you saying? Smart interrupted him, slightly startled.Taking advantage of me?

Sure, sure. Brother Jue pointed at the mouth on the left.Can I call you little Cong?

At this moment, smarts right mouth said something,Are you going to name me tofu next?

Hehe Feng bujue chuckled.Brother congming, you are indeed worthy of your name.

Hmph The smart one sneered.Do you think youre funny?

Its alright. Brother Jue said,anyway, I feel like its quite fun.

But Im not too happy to hear that. Genius said.

Thats one of the reasons why Im so happy, Feng bujue said with a smile.

You Smart wanted to curse, but he swallowed his words and laughed.Hehe Forget it, I wont argue with you.

Obviously, brother Jue had seen through all the key events when conversing with this NPC. First, he had to reply with the sentence I dont know, and second, he had to make it clear that he wanted to answer the questions. As long as these two key points were accurately grasped, the opponent would not easily attack the players.

Listen well, the first question A few seconds later, the smart one began to read the question.One Yin and one yang, one short and one long, one day and one night, combine into one pair. This is

Clear. Feng bujue did not wait for the man to finish his question before he gave the answer.

Hmm Smarts expression changed slightly. Youre good.

Hmph Thats nonsense. Brother Jue, on the other hand, looked noncommittal.Hurry up and answer the second question.

Okay, Ill give you the first verse. You can match it The smart one cleared his throat and read it with his mouth alternately.Mountains and rivers, high and low, clear and clear everywhere.

Ha! Hahahahaha Feng bujue laughed for a while but did not say anything.

What are you laughing at? The smart one asked,I cant figure it out. Are you using a smile to cover up your guilt?

I cant match it? Ha! Feng bujue started to pace around the man.Im a great writer. Cant I come up with this kind of couplet? He snorted coldly.I just think that your couplet is so simple that its ridiculous.

Then youre right! The smart one shouted.

Thats right, I can do anything~want at this level Feng bujue really could do anything he wanted. He turned around and started to read,feces, urine, big and small, are often smelly and sticky.

At this moment The entire world was shocked.

The smart NPC was shocked, Gu Xiaoling was shocked, miss an was shocked, and all the spectators were shocked

This The smart one was stunned for a long time, not knowing what to say.

How is it? Im sure youve never seen such a neat couplet with such a long meaning in your life? Seeing that, Feng bujue added proudly.

Hmm This battle Is really neat Smart mumbled,its true that its the first time Ive seen it in my life At this point, his tone began to reveal a pain in the a.s.s. As for the realm

I dont think youll be able to appreciate it. Feng bujue did not allow the man to finish and interrupted,Sir, your culture and taste are too different from mine. You should study for a few more years before you come back to discuss the meaning with me. He shamelessly said this and immediately changed the topic.Now Lets talk about the third question.

Okay The smart one didnt want to talk about the couplet anymore. In any case, as long as he could match the couplet, he would pa.s.s the second question. Thus, he adjusted the expression on his face and asked,listen up, please answer me What is h.e.l.l? What is heaven?

The third question was clearly a question about Zen.

When the smart one described Miao xuzi as intelligent, intelligent, talented, and adept at Zen, he was hinting that the player Gong Jies next three questions were riddles, couplets, and Zen.

Naturally, Feng bujue had already seen through such an obvious hint.

Pa! Pa!

Half a second later, before smart could finish his sentence, brother Jue gave him a tight slap.

This sudden action stunned the smart one. But after a brief moment of shock, what followed was a great rage In a split second, a violent aura that seemed to have substance burst out from smarts body, and it looked like he was about to make a move.

However, the next second, Feng bujue used a very calm tone to say,This Is h.e.l.l.

As soon as he said this, the smart one was stunned.

Then, brother Jue took a step forward and pulled out [Bells daily knife] from his waist. He grabbed the braid on smarts head with one hand and used the knife with the other to easily cut off the lock of hair.

For some reason, smart did not resist Feng bujues action. He stood where he was and watched as Feng bujue cut off his hair and tossed it away.

After the black, straight hair left brother Jues hand, it disappeared into the air and turned into black smoke. As the smoke dispersed, there seemed to be a burst of noisy sobbing echoing between the fourth layer.

At the same time, the evil aura on smarts body disappeared along with the black smoke, and his appearance quickly returned to the state of an ordinary human. In addition to the number and position of his facial features returning to normal, on his head The place that was originally covered by the roots of his braids had six burn marks.

Amitabha Smart one put his hands together, chanted the name of Buddha, and bowed to Feng bujue.

Brother Jue, on the other hand, was still as lazy as ever and replied,This Is heaven.

Smart nodded and continued,benefactor, youre wise and your realm is extraordinary. Im prostrated on all fours When he said this, his figure became blurry.Thank you for your help, benefactor

Sure. Feng bujue cupped his fists.See you later.

After saying this, he turned around and gave little Ling a look, indicating for her to follow.

When the two of them reached the fifth floor, Xiao Ling couldnt help but look back, only to find that there was no one behind her