'Thepointis-howarewegoingtogetin?'saidMildred.
Shewasasensiblegirl,whokepttothepoint,butshewasnotnearlysoattractiveastheimpulsiveandtroublesomePat.
Allfourofthemregardedthecloseddoorblankly.
'Couldn'ttheporterhelp?'suggestedJimmy.'Hasn'thegotamasterkeyorsomethingofthatkind?'
Patshookherhead.Therewereonlytwokeys.Onewasinsidetheflathungupinthekitchenandtheotherwas-orshouldbeinthemalignedbag.
'Ifonlytheflatwereonthegroundfloor,'wailedPat.'Wecouldhavebrokenopenawindoworsomething.Donovan,youwouldn'tliketobeacatburglar,wouldyou?'
Donovandeclinedfirmlybutpolitelytobeacatburglar.
'Aflatonthefourthfloorisabitofanundertaking,'saidJimmy.
'Howaboutafire-escape?'suggestedDonovan.
'Thereisn'tone.'
'Thereshouldbe,'saidJimmy.'Abuildingfivestoreyshighoughttohaveafireescape.'
'Idaresay,'saidPat.'Butwhatshouldbedoesn'thelpus.HowamIevertogetintomyflat?'
'Isn'tthereasortofthingummybob?'saidDonovan.'Athingthetradesmensendupchopsandbrusselssproutsin?'
'Theservicelift,'saidPat.'Ohyes,but.i.t'sonlyasortofwire-basketthing.Oh!wait-Iknow.Whataboutthecoallift?'
'Nowthat,'saidDonovan,'isanidea.'
Mildredmadeadiscouragingsuggestion.'It'llbebolted,'shesaid.'InPat'skitchen,Imean,ontheinside.'
b.u.t.theideawasinstantlynegatived.
'Don'tyoubelieveit,'saidDonovan.
'NotinPat'skitchen,'saidJimmy.'Patneverlocksandboltsthings.'
'Idon'tthinkit'sbolted,'saidPat.'Itookthedustbinoffthismorning,andI'msureIneverbolteditafterwards,andIdon'tthinkI'vebeennearitsince.'
'Well,'saidDonovan,'thatfact'sgoingtobeveryusefultoustonight,but,allthesame,youngPat,letmepointouttoyouthattheseslackhabitsareleavingyouatthemercyofburglars-non-feline-everynight.'
Patdisregardedtheseadmonitions.
'Comeon,'shecried,andbeganracingdownthefourflightsofstairs.Theothersfollowedher.Patledthemthroughadarkrecess,apparentlyfulltooverflowingofperambulators,andthroughanotherdoorintothewelloftheflats,andguidedthemtotherightlift.Therewas,atthemoment,adustbinonit.Donovanlifteditoffandsteppedgingerlyontotheplatforminitsplace.Hewrinkleduphisnose.
'Alittlenoisome,'heremarked.'Butwhatofthat?DoIgoaloneonthisventureorisanyonecomingwithme?'
'I'llcome,too,'saidJimmy.
HesteppedonbyDonovan'sside.
'Isupposetheliftwillbearme,'headdeddoubtfully.
'Youcan'tweighmuchmorethanatonofcoal,'saidPat,whohadneverbeenparticularlystrongonherweights-and-measurestable.
'And,anyway,weshallsoonfindout,'saidDonovancheerfully,ashehauledontherope.
Withagrindingnoisetheydisappearedfromsight.
'Thisthingmakesanawfulnoise,'remarkedJimmy,astheypa.s.sedupthroughblackness.'Whatwillthepeopleintheotherflatsthink?'
'Ghostsorburglars,Iexpect,'saidDonovan.'Haulingthisropeisquiteheavywork.TheporterofFriarsMansionsdoesmoreworkthanIeversuspected.Isay,Jimmy,oldson,areyoucountingthefloors?'
'Oh,Lord!No.Iforgotabout.i.t.'
'Well,Ihave,whichisjustaswell.That'sthethirdwe'repa.s.singnow.Thenextisours.'
'Andnow,Isuppose,'grumbledJimmy,'weshallfindthatPatdidboltthedoorafterall.'
b.u.t.thesefearswereunfounded.Thewoodendoorswungbackatatouch,andDonovanandJimmysteppedoutintotheinkyblacknessofPat'skitchen.
'Weoughttohaveatorchforthiswildnightwork,'explainedDonovan.'IfIknowPat,everything'sonthefloor,andweshallsmashendlesscrockerybeforeIcangettothelightswitch.Don'tmoveabout,Jimmy,tillIgetthelighton.'
Hefelthiswaycautiouslyoverthefloor,utteringonefervent'd.a.m.n!'asacornerofthekitchentabletookhimunawaresintheribs.Hereachedtheswitch,andinanothermomentanother'd.a.m.n!'floatedoutofthedarkness.
'What'sthematter?'askedJimmy.
'Lightwon'tcomeon.Dudbulb,Isuppose.Waitaminute.I'llturnthesitting-roomlighton.'
Thesitting-roomwasthedoorimmediatelyacrossthepa.s.sage.JimmyheardDonovangooutofthedoor,andpresentlyfreshm.u.f.fledcursesreachedhim.Hehimselfedgedhiswaycautiouslyacrossthekitchen.
'What'sthematter?'
'Idon'tknow.Roomsgetbewitchedatnight,Ibelieve.Everythingseemstobeinadifferentplace.Chairsandtableswhereyouleastexpectedthem.Oh,h.e.l.l!Here'sanother!'
ButatthismomentJimmyfortunatelyconnectedwiththeelectric-lightswitchandpresseditdown.Inanotherminutetwoyoungmenwerelookingateachotherinsilenthorror.
ThisroomwasnotPat'ssitting-room.Theywereinthewrongflat.
Tobeginwith,theroomwasabouttentimesmorecrowdedthanPat's,whichexplainedDonovan'spatheticbewildermentatrepeatedlycannoningintochairsandtables.Therewasalargeroundtableinthecentreoftheroomcoveredwithabaizecloth,andtherewasanaspidistrainthewindow.Itwas,infact,thekindofroomwhoseowner,theyoungmenfeltsure,wouldbedifficulttoexplainto.Withsilenthorrortheygazeddownatthetable,onwhichlayalittlepileofletters.
'MrsErnestineGrant,'breathedDonovan,pickingthemupandreadingthename.'Oh,help!Doyouthinkshe'sheardus?'
'It'samiracleshehasn'theardyou,'saidJimmy.'Whatwithyourlanguageandthewayyou'vebeencrashingintothefurniture.Comeon,fortheLord'ssake,let'sgetoutofherequickly.'
Theyhastilyswitchedoffthelightandretracedtheirstepsontiptoetothelift.Jimmybreathedasighofreliefastheyregainedthefastnessofitsdepthswithoutfurtherincident.
'Idolikeawomantobeagood,soundsleeper,'hesaidapprovingly.'MrsErnestineGranthasherpoints.'
'Iseeitnow,'saidDonovan;'whywemadethemistakeinthefloor,Imean.Outinthatwellwestartedupfromthebas.e.m.e.nt.'Heheavedontherope,andtheliftshotup.'We'rerightthistime.'
'Idevoutlytrustweare,'saidJimmyashesteppedoutintoanotherinkyvoid.'Mynerveswon'tstandmanymoreshocksofthiskind.'
Butnofurthernervestrainwasimposed.ThefirstclickofthelightshowedthemPat'skitchen,andinanotherminutetheywereopeningthefrontdoorandadmittingthetwogirlswhowerewaitingoutside.
'Youhavebeenalongtime,'grumbledPat.'MildredandIhavebeenwaitinghereages.'
'We'vehadanadventure,'saidDonovan.'Wemighthavebeenhauledofftothepolice-stationasdangerousmalefactors.'
Pathadpa.s.sedonintothesitting-room,wheresheswitchedonthelightanddroppedherwraponthesofa.ShelistenedwithlivelyinteresttoDonovan'saccountofhisadventures.
'I'mgladshedidn'tcatchyou,'shecommented.'I'msureshe'sanoldcurmudgeon.Igotanotefromherthismorning-wantedtoseemesometime-somethingshehadtocomplainabout-mypiano,Isuppose.Peoplewhodon'tlikepianosovertheirheadsshouldn'tcomeandliveinflats.Isay,Donovan,you'vehurtyourhand.It'salloverblood.Goandwas.h.i.tunderthetap.'
Donovanlookeddownathishandinsurprise.HewentoutoftheroomobedientlyandpresentlyhisvoicecalledtoJimmy.
'Hullo,'saidtheother,'what'sup?Youhaven'thurtyourselfbadly,haveyou?'
'Ihaven'thurtmyselfatall.'
Therewa.s.somethingsoqueerinDonovan'svoicethatJimmystaredathiminsurprise.DonovanheldouthiswashedhandandJimmysawthattherewasnomarkorcutofanykindonit.
'That'sodd,'hesaid,frowning.'Therewasquitealotofblood.Wherediditcomefrom?'Andthensuddenlyherealizedwhathisquicker-wittedfriendhadalreadyseen.'ByJove,'hesaid.'Itmusthavecomefromthatflat.'Hestopped,thinkingoverthepossibilitieshiswordsimplied.'You'resureitwas-er-blood?'hesaid.'Notpaint?'
Donovanshookhishead.'Itwasblood,allright,'hesaid,andshivered.
Theylookedateachother.Thesamethoughtwasclearlyineachoftheirminds.ItwasJimmywhovoiceditfirst.
'Isay,'hesaidawkwardly.'Doyouthinkweoughtto-wellG.o.downagain-andhave-a-alookaround?Seeit'sallright,youknow?'
'Whataboutthegirls?'
'Wewon'tsayanythingtothem.Pat'sgoingtoputonanap.r.o.nandmakeusanomelette.We'llbebackbythetimetheywonderwhereweare.'
'Oh,well,comeon,'saidDonovan.'Isupposewe'vegottogothroughwithit.Idaresaythereisn'tanythingreallywrong.'Buthistonelackedconviction.Theygotintotheliftanddescendedtothefloorbelow.Theyfoundtheirwayacrossthekitchenwithoutmuchdifficultyandoncemoreswitchedonthesitting-roomlight.
'Itmusthavebeeninhere,'saidDonovan,'that-thatIgotthestuffonme.Inevertouchedanythinginthekitchen.'
Helookedroundhim.Jimmydidthesame,andtheybothfrowned.Everythinglookedneatandcommonplaceandmilesremovedfromanysuggestionofviolenceorgore.
SuddenlyJimmystartedviolentlyandcaughthiscompanion'sarm.
'Look!'
Donovanfollowedthepointingfinger,andinhisturnutteredanexclamation.Frombeneaththeheavyrepcurtainsthereprotrudedafoot-awoman'sfootinagapingpatent-leathershoe.
Jimmywenttothecurtainsanddrewthemsharplyapart.Intherecessofthewindowawoman'shuddledbodylayonthefloor,astickydarkpoolbesideit.Shewasdead,therewasnodoubtofthat.JimmywasattemptingtoraiseherupwhenDonovanstoppedhim.
'You'dbetternotdothat.Sheoughtn'ttobetouchedtillthepolicecome.'
'Thepolice.Oh,ofcourse.Isay,Donovan,whataghastlybusiness.Whodoyouthinksheis?MrsErnestineGrant?'
'Lookslikeit.Atanyrate,ifthere'sanyoneelseintheflatthey'rekeepingjollyquiet.'
'Whatdowedonext?'askedJimmy.'RunoutandgetapolicemanorringupfromPat'sflat?'
'Ishouldthinkringingupwouldbebest.Comeon,wemightaswellgooutthefrontdoor.Wecan'tspendthewholenightgoingupanddowninthatevil-smellinglift.'
Jimmyagreed.Justastheywerepa.s.singthroughthedoorhehesitated.'Lookhere;doyouthinkoneofusoughttostay-justtokeepaneyeonthings-tillthepolicecome?'
'Yes,Ithinkyou'reright.Ifyou'llstayI'llrunupandtelephone.'
Heranquicklyupthestairsandrangthebelloftheflatabove.Patcametoopenit,averyprettyPatwithaflushedfaceandacookingap.r.o.non.Hereyeswidenedinsurprise.
'You?Buthow-Donovan,whatisit?Isanythingthematter?'
Hetookbothherhandsinhis.'It'sallright,Pat-onlywe'vemaderatheranunpleasantdiscoveryintheflatbelow.Awoman-dead.'
'Oh!'Shegavealittlegasp.'Howhorrible.Ha.s.shehadafitorsomething?'
'No.Itlooks-well-itlooksratherasthoughshehadbeenmurdered.'
'Oh,Donovan!'
'Iknow.It'sprettybeastly.'
Herhandswerestillinhis.Shehadleftthemthere-wasevenclingingtohim.DarlingPat-howhelovedher.Didshecareatallforhim?Sometimeshethoughtshedid.SometimeshewasafraidthatJimmyFaulkener-remembrancesofJimmywaitingpatientlybelowmadehimstartguiltily.
'Pat,dear,wemusttelephonetothepolice.'
'Monsieurisright,'saidavoicebehindhim.'Andinthemeantime,whilewearewaitingtheirarrival,perhapsIcanbeofsomeslighta.s.sistance.'
Theyhadbeenstandinginthedoorwayoftheflat,andnowtheypeeredoutontothelanding.Afigurewa.s.standingonthestairsalittlewayabovethem.Itmoveddownandintotheirrangeofvision.
Theystoodstaringatalittlemanwithaveryfiercemoustacheandanegg-shapedhead.Heworearesplendentdressing-gownandembroideredslippers.HebowedgallantlytoPatricia.
'Mademoiselle!'hesaid.'Iam,asperhapsyouknow,thetenantoftheflatabove.Iliketobeuphigh-theair-theviewoverLondon.ItaketheflatinthenameofMrO'Connor.ButIamnotanIrishman.Ihaveanothername.ThatiswhyIventuretoputmyselfatyourservice.Permitme.'WithaflourishhepulledoutacardandhandedittoPat.Shereadit.
'M.HerculePoirot.Oh!'Shecaughtherbreath.'TheM.Poirot!Thegreatdetective?Andyouwillreallyhelp?'
'Thatismyintention,mademoiselle.Inearlyofferedmyhelpearlierintheevening.'
Patlookedpuzzled.
'Iheardyoudiscussinghowtogainadmissiontoyourflat.Me,Iamverycleveratpickinglocks.Icould,withoutdoubt,haveopenedyourdoorforyou,butIhesitatedtosuggest.i.t.Youwouldhavehadthegravesuspicionsofme.'
Patlaughed.
'Now,monsieur,'saidPoirottoDonovan.'Goin,Iprayofyou,andtelephonetothepolice.Iwilldescendtotheflatbelow.'