ThistimeEdnagotwellawaywithhernewsbulletin.
"Oh,ma'am,itwaseversuchashocktoGladdie.Yousee,oneofMissEmily'sbroocheswasmissing,andsuchahueandcryforitasneverwas,andofcourse,n.o.bodylikesathinglikethattohappen;it'supsetting,ma'am.IfyouknowwhatImean.AndGladdie'shelpedsearcheverywhere,andtherewasMissLaviniasayingshewasgoingtothepoliceabout.i.t,andthenitturnedupagain,pushedrighttothebackofadrawerinthedressing-table,andverythankfulGladdiewas."
"Andtheverynextdayaseverwasaplategotbroken,andMissLavinia,shebouncedoutrightawayandtoldGladdietotakeamonth'snotice.AndwhatGladdiefeelsisitcouldn'thavebeentheplateandthatMissLaviniawasjustmakinganexcuseofthat,andthat.i.tmustbebecauseofthebroochandtheythinka.s.shetookitandput.i.tbackwhenthepolicewasmentioned,andGladdiewouldn'tdosuchathing,notnevershewouldn't,andwhatshefeelsisasitwillgetroundandtellagainsther,andit'saveryseriousthingforagirlasyouknow,ma'am."
MissMarplenodded.Thoughhavingnoparticularlikingforthebouncing,self-opinionedGladys,shewasquitesureofthegirl'sintrinsichonestyandcouldwellimaginethattheaffairmusthaveupsether.
Ednasaidwistfully,"Isuppose,ma'am,thereisn'tanythingyoucoulddoabout.i.t?"
"Tellhernottobesilly,"saidMissMarplecrisply."Ifshedidn'ttakethebrooch-whichI'msureshedidn't-thenshehasnocausetobeupset."
"It'llgetabout,"saidEdnadismally.
MissMarplesaid,"I-er-amgoingupthatwaythisafternoon.I'llhavewordwiththeMissesSkinner."
"Oh,thankyou,madam,"saidEdna.
OldHallwasabigVictorianhousesurroundedbywoodsandparkland.Sinceithadbeenprovedunlettableandunsalableasitwas,anenterprisingspeculatorhaddivideditintofourflatswithacentralhot-watersystem,andtheuseof"thegrounds"tobeheldincommonbythetenants.
Theexperimenthadbeensatisfactory.Arichandeccentricoldladyandhermaidoccupiedoneflat.Theoldladyhadapa.s.sionforbirdsandentertainedafeatheredgatheringtomealseveryday.AretiredIndianjudgeandhiswiferentedasecond.Averyyoungcouple,recentlymarried,occupiedthethird,andthefourthhadbeentakenonlytwomonthsagobytwomaidenladiesofthenameofSkinner.Thefoursetsoftenantswereonlyonthemostdistanttermswitheachother,sincenoneofthemhadanythingincommon.Thelandlordhadbeenheardtosaythatthiswasanexcellentthing.Whathedreadedwerefriendshipsfollowedbyestrangementsandsubsequentcomplaintstohim.
MissMarplewasacquaintedwithallthetenants,thoughsheknewnoneofthemwell.TheelderMissSkinner,Misswaswhatmightbetermedtheworkingmemberofthefirm.MissEmily,theyounger,spentmostofhertimeinbed,sufferingfromvariouscomplaintswhich,intheopinionofStMaryMead,werelargelyimaginary.OnlyMissLaviniabelieveddevoutlyinhersister'smartyrdomandpatienceunderafflictionandwillinglyranerrandsandtrottedupanddowntothevillageforthingsthat"mysisterhadsuddenlyfancied."
ItwastheviewofStMaryMeadthatifMissEmilysufferedhalfasmucha.s.shesaidshedid,shewouldhavesentforDrHaydocklongago.ButMissEmily,whenthiswashintedtoher,shuthereyesinasuperiorwayandmurmuredthathercasewasnotasimpleone-thebestspecialistsinLondonhadbeenbaffledbyit-andthatawonderfulnewmanhadputheronamostrevolutionarycourseoftreatmentandthatshereallyhopedherhealthwouldimproveunderit.NohumdrumG.P.couldpossiblyunderstandhercase.
"Andit'smyopinion,"saidtheoutspokenMissHartnell,"thatshe'sverywisenottosendforhim.DearDrHaydock,inthatbreezymannerofhis,wouldtellherthattherewasnothingthematterwithherandtogetupandnotmakeafuss!Doheralotofgood!"
Failingsucharbitrarytreatment,however,MissEmilycontinuedtolieonsofas,tosurroundherselfwithstrangelittlepillboxes,andtorejectnearlyeverythingthathadbeencookedforherandaskforsomethingelse-usuallysomethingdifficultandinconvenienttoget.
ThedoorwasopenedtoMissMarpleby"Gladdie,"lookingmoredepressedthanMissMarplehadeverthoughtpossible.Inthesitting-room(aquarterofthelatedrawing-room,whichhadbeenpart.i.tionedintoadining-room,drawing-room,bathroom,andhousemaid'scupboard),MissLaviniarosetogreetMissMarple.
LaviniaSkinnerwasatall,gaunt,bonyfemaleoffifty.Shehadagruffvoiceandanabruptmanner.
"Nicetoseeyou,"shesaid."Emily'slyingdown-feelinglowtoday,poordear.Hopeshe'llseeyou-itwouldcheerherup-b.u.t.therearetimeswhenshedoesn'tfeeluptoseeinganybody.Poordear,she'swonderfullypatient."
MissMarplerespondedpolitely.ServantswerethemaintopicofconversationinStMaryMead,soitwasnotdifficulttoleadtheconversationinthatdirection.MissMarplesaidshehadheardthatthatnicegirl,GladysHolmes,wasleaving.
MissLavinianodded.
"Wednesdayweek.Brokethings,youknow.Can'thavethat."
MissMarplesighedandsaidweallhadtoputupwiththingsnowadays.Itwa.s.sodifficulttogetgirlstocometothecountry.DidMissSkinnerreallythinkitwaswisetopartwithGladys?
"Knowit'sdifficulttogetservants,"admittedMissLavinia."TheDevereuxshaven'tgotanybody-b.u.t.thenIdon'twonder-alwaysquarrelling,jazzonallnight-mealsanytime-thatgirlknowsnothingofhousekeeping.Ipityherhusband!ThentheLarkinshavejustlosttheirmaid.Ofcourse,whatwiththejudge'stemperandhiswantingChotaHazri,ashecallsit,atsixinthemorning,andMrsLarkinalwaysfussing,Idon'twonderatthat,either.MrsCarmichael'sJanetisafixture,ofcourse-thoughinmyopinionshe'sthemostdisagreeablewomanandabsolutelybulliestheoldlady."
"Thendon'tyouthinkyoumightreconsideryourdecisionaboutGladys.Shereallyisanicegirl.Iknowallherfamily;veryhonestandsuperior."
MissLaviniashookherhead.
"I'vegotmyreasons,"shesaidimportantly.
MissMarplemurmured:"Youmissedabrooch,Iunderstand-"
"Nowwhohasbeentalking?Isupposethegirlhas.Quitefrankly,I'malmostcertainshetookit.Andthengotfrightenedandput.i.tbackbutofcourseonecan'tsayanythingunlessoneissure."Shechangedthesubject."DocomeandseeMissEmily,MissMarple.I'msureitwoulddohergood."
MissMarplefollowedmeeklytowhereMissLaviniaknockedonadoor,wasbiddenenter,andusheredherguestintothebestroomintheflat,mostofthelightofwhichwas.e.xcludedbyhalf-drawnblinds.MissEmilywaslyinginbed,apparentlyenjoyingthehalfgloomandherownindefinitesufferings.
Thedimlightshowedhertobeathin,indecisive-lookingcreature,withagooddealofgreyishyellowhairuntidilywoundaroundherheadanderuptingintocurls,thewholethinglookinglikeabird'snestofwhichnoself-respectingbirdcouldbeproud.Therewasasmellintheroomofeaudecologne,stalebiscuits,andcamphor.
Withhalf-closedeyesandinathin,weakvoice,EmilySkinnerexplainedthatthiswas"oneofherbaddays."
"Theworstofill-healthis,"saidMissEmilyinamelancholytone,"thatoneknowswhataburdenoneistoeveryonearoundone.
"Laviniaisverygoodtome.Lavviedear,Idosohategivingtrouble,butifmyhot.w.a.terbottlecouldonlybefilledinthewayIlikeit-toofullitweighsonmeso;ontheotherhand,ifitisnotsufficientlyfilled,itgetscoldimmediately!"
"I'msorry,dear.Giveittome.Iwillemptyalittleout."
"Perhaps,ifyou'redoingthat,itmightberefilled.Therearenorusksinthehouse,Isuppose-no,no,itdoesn'tmatter.Icandowithout.Someweakteaandasliceoflemon-nolemons?No,really,Icouldn'tdrinkteawithoutlemon.Ithinkthemilkwa.s.slightlyturnedthismorning.Ithasputmerightagainstmilkinmytea.Itdoesn'tmatter.Icandowithoutmytea.OnlyIdofeelsoweak.Oysters,theysay,arenourishing.IwonderifIcouldfancyafew.No,no,toomuchbothertogetholdofthemsolateintheday.Icanfastuntiltomorrow."
Lavinialefttheroommurmuringsomethingincoherentaboutbicyclingdowntothevillage.
MissEmilysmiledfeeblyatherguestandremarkedthatshedidhategivinganyoneanytrouble.
MissMarpletoldEdnathateveningthatshewasafraidhermissionhadmetwithnosuccess.
ShewasrathertroubledtofindthatrumoursastoGladys'sdishonestywerealreadygoingaroundthevillage.
InthepostofficeMissWetherbytackledher:"MydearJane,theygaveherawrittenreferencesayingshewaswillingandsoberandrespectable,butsayingnothingabouthonesty.Thatseemstomemostsignificant!Iheartherewa.s.sometroubleaboutabrooch.Ithinktheremustbesomethinginit,youknow,becauseonedoesn'tletaservantgonowadaysunlessit'ssomethingrathergrave.They'llfinditmostdifficulttogetanyoneelse.GirlssimplywillnotgotoOldHall.They'renervouscominghomeontheirdaysout.You'llsee,theSkinnerswon'tfindanyoneelse,andthenperhapsthatdreadfulhypochondriacsisterwillhavetogetupanddosomething!"
GreatwasthechagrinofthevillagewhenitwasmadeknownthattheMissesSkinnerhadengaged,fromanagency,anewmaidwho,byallaccounts,wasaperfectparagon.
"Athreeyears'referencerecommendinghermostwarmly,sheprefersthecountryandactuallyaskslesswagesthanGladys.Ireallyfeelwehavebeenmostfortunate."
"Well,really,"saidMissMarple,towhomthesedetailswereimpartedbyMissLaviniainthefishmonger'sshop."Itdoesseemtoogoodtobetrue."
ItthenbecametheopinionofStMaryMeadthattheparagonwouldcryoffatthelastminuteandfailtoarrive.
Noneoftheprognosticationscametrue,however,andthevillagewasabletoobservethedomestictreasure,byname,MaryHiggins,drivingthroughthevillageinReed'staxitoOldHall.Ithadtobeadmittedthatherappearancewasgood.Amostrespectable-lookingwoman,veryneatlydressed.
WhenMissMarplenextvisitedOldHall,ontheoccasionofrecruitingstallholdersfortheVicarageFete,MaryHigginsopenedthedoor.Shewascertainlyamostsuperior-lookingmaid,ataguessfortyyearsof.a.ge,withneatblackhair,rosycheeks,aplumpfigurediscreetlyarrayedinblackwithawhiteap.r.o.nandcap-"quitethegood,old-fashionedtypeofservant,"asMissMarpleexplainedafterward,andwiththeproper,inaudible,respectfulvoice,sodifferentfromtheloudbutadenoidalaccentsofGladys.
MissLaviniawaslookingfarlesshara.s.sedtha.n.u.sualand,althoughsheregrettedthatshecouldnottakeastall,owingtoherpreoccupationwithhersister,sheneverthelesstenderedahandsomemonetarycontributionandpromisedtoproduceaconsignmentofpenwipersandbabies'socks.
MissMarplecommentedonherairofwell-being.
"IreallyfeelIoweagreatdealtoMary.IamsothankfulIhadtheresolutiontogetridofthatothergirl.Maryisreallyinvaluable.Cooksnicelyandwaitsbeautifullyandkeepsourlittleflatscrupulouslyclean-mattressesturnedovereveryday.AndsheisreallywonderfulwithEmily!"
MissMarplehastilyinquiredafterEmily.
"Oh,poordear,shehasbeenverymuchundertheweatherlately.Shecan'thelpit,ofcourse,but.i.treallymakesthingsalittledifficultsometimes.Wantingcertainthingscookedandthen,whentheycome,sayingshecan'teatnow-andthenwantingthemagainhalfanhourlaterandeverythingspoiledandhavingtobedoneagain.Itmakes,ofcourse,alotofwork-butfortunatelyMarydoesnotseemtomindatall.She'susedtowaitingoninvalids,shesays,andunderstandsthem.Itissuchacomfort."
"Dearme,"saidMissMarple."Youarefortunate."
"Yes,indeed.IreallyfeelMaryhasbeensenttousasananswertoprayer."
"Shesoundstome,"saidMissMarple,"almosttoogoodtobetrue.Ishould-well,IshouldbealittlecarefulifIwereyou."
LaviniaSkinnerfailedtoperceivethepointofthisremark.Shesaid,"Oh,Ia.s.sureyouIdoallIcantomakehercomfortable.Idon'tknowwhatIshoulddoifsheleft."
"Idon'texpectshe'llleaveuntilshe'sreadytoleave,"saidMissMarpleandstaredveryhardatherhostess.
MissLaviniasaid,"Ifonehasnodomesticworries,ittakessuchaloadoffone'smind,doesn't.i.t?HowisyourlittleEdnashaping?"
"She'sdoingquitenicely.NotlikeyourMary.StillIdoknowallaboutEdna,becauseshe'savillagegirl."
a.s.shewentoutintothehallsheheardtheinvalid'svoicefretfullyraised:"Thiscompresshasbeenallowedtogetquitedry-DrAllertonparticularlysaidmoisturecontinuallyrenewed.There,there,leaveit.Iwantacupofteaandaboiledegg-boiledonlythreeminutesandahalf,remember,andsendMissLaviniatome."
TheefficientMaryemergedfromthebedroomand,sayingtoLavinia,"MissEmilyisaskingforyou,madam,"proceededtoopenthedoorforMissMarple,helpingherintohercoatandhandingherherumbrellainthemostirreproachablefashion.
MissMarpletooktheumbrella,droppedit,triedtopickitup,anddroppedherbagwhichflewopen.Marypolitelyretrievedvariousoddsandends-ahandkerchief,anengagementbook,anold-fashionedleatherpurse,twoshillings,threepennies,andastripedpieceofpeppermintrock.
MissMarplereceivedthelastwithsomesignsofconfusion.
"Ohdear,thatmusthavebeenMrsClement'slittleboy.Hewa.s.suckingit,Iremember,andhetookmybagtoplaywith.Hemusthaveput.i.tinside.It'sterriblysticky,isn't.i.t?"
"ShallItakeit,madam?"
"Oh,wouldyou?Thankyousomuch."
Marystoopedtoretrievethelast.i.tem,asmallmirror,uponrecoveringwhichMissMarpleexclaimedfervently,"Howluckynowthatthatisn'tbroken."
Shethereupondeparted,Marystandingpolitelybythedoorholdingapieceofstripedrockwithacompletelyexpressionlessface.
FortendayslongerStMaryMeadhadtoendurehearingoftheexcellenciesofMissLavinia'sandMissEmily'streasure.
Ontheeleventhdaythevillageawoketoitsbigthrill.
Mary,theparagon,wasmissing!Herbedhadnotbeensleptinandthefrontdoorwasfoundajar.Shehadslippedoutquietlyduringthenight.
AndnotMaryalonewasmissing!TwobroochesandfiveringsofMissLavinia's,threerings,apendant,abracelet,andfourbroochesofMissEmily'sweremissingalso!
Itwasthebeginningofachapterofcatastrophe.
YoungMrsDevereuxhadlostherdiamondswhichshekeptinanunlockeddrawerandalsosomevaluablefursgiventoherasaweddingpresent.Thejudgeandhiswifealsohadhadjewelrytakenandacertainamountofmoney.MrsCarmichaelwasthegreatestsufferer.Notonlyhadshesomeveryvaluablejewels,butshealsokeptalargesumofmoneyintheflatwhichhadgone.IthadbeenJanet'seveningoutandhermistresswasinthehabitofwalkingroundthegardensatdusk,callingtothebirdsandscatteringcrumbs.ItseemedclearthatMary,theperfectmaid,hadhadkeystofitalltheflats!
Therewas,itmustbeconfessed,acertainamountofill-naturedpleasureinStMaryMead.MissLaviniahadboastedsomuchofhermarvellousMary.
"Andallthetime,mydear,justacommonthief!"
Aninterestingrevelationfollowed.NotonlyhadMarydisappearedintotheblue,b.u.t.theagencywhichhadprovidedherandvouchedforhercredentialswasalarmedtofindthattheMaryHigginswhohadappliedtothemandwhosereferencestheyhadtakenuphad,toallintentsandpurposes,neverexisted.Itwasthenameofabonafideservantwhohadlivedwiththebonafidesisterofadean,b.u.t.therealMaryHigginswas.e.xistingpeacefullyinaplaceinCornwall.
"Clever,thewholething,"InspectorSlackwasforcedtoadmit."And,ifyouaskme,thatwomanworksinwithagang.TherewasacaseofmuchthesamekindinNorthumberlandayearago.Stuffwasnevertracedandtheynevercaughther.However,we'lldobetterthanthatinMuchBenham!"
InspectorSlackwasalwaysaconfidentman.
Nevertheless,weekspa.s.sedandMaryHigginsremainedtriumphantlyatlarge.InvainInspectorSlackredoubledthatenergythatsobeliedhisname.
MissLaviniaremainedtearful.MissEmilywa.s.soupsetandfeltsoalarmedbyherconditionthatsheactuallysentforDrHaydock.
ThewholeofthevillagewasterriblyanxioustoknowwhathethoughtofMissEmily'sclaimstoill-healthbutnaturallycouldnotaskhim.Satisfactorydatacametohandonthesubject,however,throughMrMeek,thechemist'sa.s.sistant,whowaswalkingoutwithClara,MrsPriceRidley'smaid.ItwasthenknownthatDrHaydockhadprescribedamixtureofasafoetidaandvalerianwhich,accordingtoMrMeek,wasthestockremedyformalingerersinthearmy!
SoonafterwarditwaslearnedthatMissEmily,notrelishingthemedicalattentionshehadhad,wasdeclaringthatinthestateofherhealthshefelt.i.therdutytobenearthespecialistinLondonwhounderstoodhercase.Itwas,shesaid,onlyfairtoLavinia.
Theflatwasputupforsubletting.
ItwasafewdaysafterthatthatMissMarple,ratherpinkandfl.u.s.tered,calledatthepolicestationinMuchBenhamandaskedforInspectorSlack.
InspectorSlackdidnotlikeMissMarple.Buthewasawarethatthechiefconstable,ColonelMelchett,didnotsharethatopinion.Rathergrudgingly,therefore,hereceivedher.
"Goodafternoon,MissMarple.WhatcanIdoforyou?"
"Oh,dear,"saidMissMarple,"I'mafraidyou'reinahurry."
"Lotofworkon,"saidInspectorSlack,"butIcanspareafewmoments."
"Oh,dear,"saidMissMarple."IhopeIshallbeabletoputwhatIsayproperly.Sodifficult,youknow,toexplainoneself,don'tyouthink?No,perhapsyoudon't.Butyousee,nothavingbeeneducatedinthemodernstyle-justagoverness,youknow,whotaughtonethedatesoftheKingsofEnglandandGeneralKnowledge-andhowneedlesaremadeandallthat.Discursive,youknow,butnotteachingonetokeeptothepoint.WhichiswhatIwanttodo.It'saboutMissSkinner'smaid,Gladys,youknow."
"MaryHiggins,"saidInspectorSlack.
"Ohyes,thesecondmaid.But.i.t'sGladysHolmesImean-ratheranimpertinentgirlandfartoopleasedwithherself,butreallystrictlyhonest,andit'ssoimportantthatthatshouldberecognised."
"NochargeagainsthersofarasIknow,"saidtheinspector.
"No,Iknowthereisn'tacharge-b.u.t.thatmakesitworse.Because,yousee,peoplegoonthinkingthings.Oh,dear-IknewIshouldexplainbadly.WhatIreallymeanisthattheimportantthingistofindMaryHiggins."
"Certainly,"saidInspectorSlack."Haveyouanyideasonthesubject?"
"Well,asamatteroffact,Ihave,"saidMissMarple."MayIaskyouaquestion?Arefingerprintsofnousetoyou?"
"Ah,"saidInspectorSlack,"that'swhereshewasabittooartfulforus.Didmostofherworkinrubberglovesorhousemaid'sgloves,itseems.Andshe'dbeencareful-wipedoffeverythinginherbedroomandonthesink.Couldn'tfindasinglefingerprintintheplace!"
"Ifyoudidhaveherfingerprints,wouldithelp?"
"Itmight,madam.TheymaybeknownattheYard.Thisisn'therfirstjob,I'dsay!"
MissMarplenoddedbrightly.Sheopenedherbagandextractedasmallcardboardbox.Insideit,wedgedincottonwool,wasasmallmirror.
"Frommyhandbag,"saidMissMarple."Themaid'sprintsareonit.Ithinktheyshouldbesatisfactory-shetouchedanextremelystickysubstanceamomentpreviously."