Chapter 979: Hold It In, Don’t Laugh!
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“Don’t you want to listen to stories anymore?” Yu Yuehan asked.
“I’m in the wrong.” Nian Xiaomu chickened out after just a second.
“My mother has RH negative blood type, she suffered major bleeding while giving birth to me and the doctors nearly didn’t save her. As the chance of suffering from hemolysis was much higher for the second child, my dad strongly disallowed my mother to have another child after I was born.”
Yu Yuehan seemed to have thought of something funny and the sides of his lips curled upward.
“If I were to phrase this in Grandma’s words; my dad was just like a highly vigilant Tibetan mastiff —he would rush over to my mother’s side immediately if he detected any signs of disturbance. He would always be around her, worried that something might happen to her. That was also the time when the Yu Family started to take notice of people with special blood types.”
It was also when the Wen Family started to get support from the Yu Family.
Nian Xiaomu revealed an envious look and said, “Men who treasure their wives are the most handsome of the lot, I kind of like your father now.”
“…”
And so, why did he agree to tell her stories?
To get himself a love rival?
Furthermore, the love rival was his biological father.
Yu Yuehan cleared his throat and lowered his gaze. “My father only has one merit, and that is that he loves his wife dearly. He has more shortcomings for the majority of the time.”
“For example?”
“He only loves his wife and does not like his son. I have never slept with my mother since she stopped breastfeeding me.”
This is a little funny.
“When I was young, I had to do an a.s.signment on my family and I had to write an essay on the topic ‘my father’. I went to look for him, but he said that he had to accompany my mother to a music recital and did not have the time for me. He gave me 1000 yuan and told me to look for the security officer at the entrance so that he could write it for me.”
Hold it in, don’t laugh!
“I have been very much alone ever since I was young and it was pretty lonely. When I saw that other kids had younger brothers and sisters, I would tell my parents to give birth to a younger brother for me. My father was so angry that he nearly jumped in anger, and he scolded me with vulgarities for the very first time.”
Nian Xiaomu’s eyes widened and she took in a deep breath.
Her nostrils had also enlarged from the shock as she asked agitatedly, “What vulgarities?”
Yu Yuehan mimicked his father’s tone at that time and roared, “F*ck off! If it wasn’t for the fact that I had to produce a child to fulfill the wishes of your grandparents, you would still be a tiny tadpole now. Why are you thinking about having a younger brother? You just have to remember that you might be thrown into the waste bin anytime, and you should be worried about yourself first! You’re making me so cross!”
After Yu Yuehan finished bellowing in rage, he turned around and looked at Nian Xiaomu with an aggrieved look.
He was waiting for her to say that she was very disappointed in his father or simply feel heartache and comfort him.
However, all he had received in the end was…
“Hahahahahaha!”
A series of demonic laughter sounded from the person beside him.
Her body had started to twitch uncontrollably as well because of the immense excitement. This scene could be concluded as, ‘getting st.i.tches from laughing’.
She slapped her thigh repeatedly.
She was even in tears from all the laughing.
“Too, too funny… Hahaha, your father is really my idol. I am about to die from laughing, I love this…”
“…”
Great, he might have a fake fiancée.
He couldn’t laugh at all.
After laughing for a long time, Nian Xiaomu reluctantly stopped her laughter when she saw that the red wine in her gla.s.s had nearly been emptied to the bottom from all the twitching.
She took a glance at the man with a darkened face and tried her best to stay calm.
After letting out two coughs, she reached out and patted his shoulder.
Then, she said sincerely and earnestly, “You would be happy if you thought of it from another angle. Your parents are so loving, and that is something that many people are envious of. You lived in such a happy family, so I hope that you can inherit your father’s merits!”