Chapter 750: A Magical Brick
“This is outrageous!”
The old Taoist masters were so angry that they scrunched up their faces.
In so many years of their lives, they had never been looked down upon by a deer.
“Wow! That beast is too detestable for mocking us! When we catch it later, I’ll skin it myself!”
They cursed and chased after it.
The deer scuttled and ran again. As it dashed through the dense forest, it transformed into a five-colored ray of light.
The people could not catch up no matter how they chased it.
That beast was too fast. Every single gallop brought their distance farther apart.
What was even more infuriating was that that beast would stop running from time to time, turn around, and provoke them.
“Warrgh!”
The Taoist masters were almost going crazy from anger.
They had never seen such a detestable beast before!
“Dammit! F*ck it over!”
Their faces were flushed red as they gritted their teeth. They took out handfuls of talismans from their cloth sacks and threw them as if they were free. After they ran out of yellow paper talismans, they started throwing jade talismans.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Explosions rocked the mountain forest.
However, the deer was too agile. None of the talismans. .h.i.t it.
After the Taoist masters had expended their talismans, it stopped moving and narrowed its eyes in its signature mocking expression.
“Fffffff*ck!”
The masters were furious.
Tang Hao was also getting frustrated.
It was really embarra.s.sing to be mocked by a deer.
He would fling jade talismans from time to time, but he could not hit the deer either.
He activated his wind sorcery, but he still could catch up with the deer.
At that moment, the deer stopped again and stood on a rock. When it looked back, its eyes were narrowed into slits, and there was an indescribable disdain and mockery in its eyes.
“Dammit!”
Tang Hao was riled. In a fit of anger, he took out his mirror and fired a beam.
Boom! The rock was smashed into pieces, but the deer dodged nimbly and dashed away. It twisted and turned in zig-zag patterns, which was a rather impressive sight.
Tang Hao continued to fire beams with his mirror while Taoist Master Qian Ji gritted his teeth and brandished the Sword of Vanquis.h.i.+ng.
No matter how hard the two of them tried, they could not even touch a single hair of the beast.
“F*ck! That beast is spiritual!”
“Are you an idiot? It’s already been a spiritual beast for a long time! How else can you explain its detestable att.i.tude?”
The Taoist masters cursed.
“Argh! I can’t run anymore. My old bones are falling apart!”
“I can’t run anymore either! I give up!”
After chasing for a while more, the old Taoist masters were worn out. They stopped one by one and panted heavily.
Tang Hao and Taoist Master Qian Ji had the highest cultivation bases, so they could continue the pursuit.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
The chase continued. Along the way, they wrecked trees and rocks, but the deer remained unscathed. Moreover, it was getting more and more arrogant.
Not only did it narrow its eyes, but it also laughed at them and stuck out its b.u.t.t.
“F*ck your mother!”
Taoist Master Qian Ji’s eyes were spitting fire, and his expression was livid.
With a thought, the two mirrors fused into one and shot out a beam of light.
However, the deer dodged it.
It lifted its head smugly and bleated loudly.
“F*ck!”
Tang Hao gritted his teeth. He was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.
“I’ll blow you up into bits!”
He waved both of his hands, and dozens of jade talismans fired out from his body. They covered the sky and the earth.
In a short while, he had expended all his jade talismans.
When he saw that the beast was still in one piece, he retrieved an RPG out of anger and fired at it.
When the rockets were all used up, he looked around his pocket dimension with his mind. It seemed that he had run out of explosives.
‘Dammit! Can’t I do anything else other than watch the beast run away?’
His mind’s eye swept around the s.p.a.ce again. Suddenly, he saw the brick in a corner.
“I can still throw that thing!”
He retrieved the brick and weighed it in his hands.
When Taoist Master Qian Ji saw that, his eyes widened and he was dumbfounded.
‘Isn’t that a brick?
‘What does Brother Tang plan to do with a brick? Don’t tell me he wants to hit that beast with a brick?
‘What a joke! Has he lost his mind from anger?
‘Well, if I had no other choice, I’d throw a brick at that detestable beast too!’
“Do you have another brick, Brother Tang?” He asked.
“No, I only have this one. It’s an antique worth ten million yuan!” Tang Hao said casually.
Taoist Master Qian Ji was utterly shocked.
‘What the f*ck! What brick is that? It’s actually worth ten million!’
At that moment, Tang Hao narrowed his eyes and aimed at the deer in front of him. Then, he flung the brick in his hand with all his might.
Whoos.h.!.+ The brick flew toward the deer.
The deer turned around and looked at him disdainfully. It nimbly leaped out of the brick’s way.
It stood there with its trademark mocking expression.
Tang Hao’s facial muscles twitched. He was extremely angry.
However, the brick suddenly changed its trajectory and smashed toward the deer’s head.
That attack was too sudden. The deer did not have time to react before it was. .h.i.t. With a thud, it fell to the ground.
Its four hooves twitched, and it spat white foam from its mouth. It had already fainted.
Tang Hao was stunned, and so was Taoist Master Qian Ji.
The other Taoist masters behind them were also stunned.
Their eyes were wide open, and their jaws dropped.
“Wait, are my eyes playing tricks on me?”
Taoist Master Qian Ji suddenly held his forehead and shook his head hard. Then, he widened his eyes and looked forward.
Indeed, the beast had collapsed. There was a big b.u.mp on its forehead.
Next to it was the black brick.
“F*ck! What kind of brick is that?”
He was shocked.
“I… I don’t know either!” Tang Hao was also baffled.
He threw the brick to vent his anger, not expecting that the brick would actually hit the deer.
Moreover, the deer should have a high cultivation base. It should not have been knocked out by a brick to the head!
‘Is the brick an Artifact?’ He thought to himself.
“Let’s hurry up and kill that beast!” Taoist Master Qian Ji came to his senses.
“Let me do it!”
The old Taoist masters rushed up excitedly.
“Haha, stupid deer! Be as despicable all you want, you’re still dead anyway!”
They killed the deer as they cursed.
“Don’t waste anything!”
Tang Hao quickly went up with a basin to collect the blood.
The five-colored deer was a rare beast! Its entire body was full of treasures. The deer blood and meat were incredibly nutritious. Not a single bit should be wasted.
After slaughtering the beast, the group started a bonfire and sat around to roast the meat.
The deer was not big, and each of them only tasted a piece.
The meat was not as tasty as the sea dragon, but it was very tender and delicate with the smell of herbs. After taking a bite, Tang Hao’s body felt warm.