The Doughboy finished filling the can and climbed into the boat with it, resting it on the rear seat. He said something to his companion, and they both laughed, and then said something to Imogen, grabbing her arm and his own crotch, and laughed again. The Deckhand said something back, threw off the stern line, and went forward to untie the line that held the prow of the speedboat to a cleat. From outside, they heard the roar of the Bayliner's engine starting.

The Doughboy was still talking to Imogen, with his face close to hers. She screamed and tried to push him away. He grabbed her hair, forced her head down, and yanked open his fly, at which point Mishkin, to Crosetti's immense surprise, reached under the seat cus.h.i.+on, pulled out a Luger, and shot the man in the face. Then, as the Doughboy collapsed and fell overboard, Mishkin turned and put five rounds into the kneeling, and even more surprised, Deckhand. "Crank it up!" he ordered Crosetti. "Go!"

Crosetti turned the ignition, the engine coughed, roared; he threw the gears.h.i.+ft forward and the speedboat shot out of the boathouse.

He felt an absurd giggle rise in his chest as they flew through the water. Of course there would be a chase at the end and here it was. It took a moment or two for Shvanov and his guy to understand what was happening, but when they saw that no black-coated figures were on guard in the speedboat, they took off in pursuit. Crosetti knew that there was no way that a Chris-Craft woodie with an ancient V-6 was going to outrun a modern Bayliner, with maybe three times the horsepower, but he jammed the throttle to the stop and awaited the denouement.

The white boat steadily gained on them, and when they were less than twenty yards astern one of the men started to shoot at them. A bullet snapped overhead and left a long pink scar on the mahogany deck of the runabout. From behind, over the roar of the engine, Crosetti could hear the boy howling in fear.

Ahead and closing fast a line of small wooded islands extended from the eastern sh.o.r.e, to the left of which line stood a pole with a green light fixed to its top. Mishkin was pulling at his sleeve and pointing.

"Go between the marker and the last island!" he shouted. Crosetti twitched the wheel. The runabout whipped past the marker, struck a hidden rock with a jarring crash, ran another fifty feet, and then settled deep into the chilly waters. Crosetti struggled out from behind the wheel, grabbed a floating cus.h.i.+on, and went into the lake. Looking around, he saw the inverted stern of the runabout bobbing just above the surface, and beyond it an object that at first he did not recognize, but in a moment it came into focus as the front three-quarters of the Bayliner, floating on its side. With its deeper draft the pursuing craft must have hit the rocks even harder.

He saw a smaller white object, which he identified as Carolyn Rolly's parka. She was floating face downward. He went underwater, undid the laces of his boots, pushed them off his feet, and, using the cus.h.i.+on as a float, kicked his way toward her. As he reached her, he saw the head of Jake Mishkin moving toward them with powerful strokes. Together, they got her turned around with her head and shoulders out of the water on the cus.h.i.+on.

"I got her," cried Crosetti. "Where are your kids?" "Where are your kids?"

At this a shocked look appeared on the other man's face. He swiveled his head wildly and shouted. Some twenty-five yards away they saw a dark little shape appear amid splas.h.i.+ng, the boy. Then it vanished. Jake pushed away toward the spot, but it was clear to Crosetti that the big man would never reach the child before he sank beyond reach. And then, from around the stern of the speedboat came a flash of water and a fast-moving shape-Imogen Mishkin doing a perfect crawl. She dived and reemerged with her brother, locked him against her chest in the approved Red Cross manner, and backstroked with him quickly to the nearest island.

Soon the five of them were all on the island, a hump of land not much bigger than a good-sized kitchen. Crosetti got Rolly on her back and blew into her mouth until she coughed and vomited up a quant.i.ty of water.

"Are you okay, Carolyn?" he asked.

"Cold."

He put his arm around her. "We could pool our warmth, like this."

She held herself stiffly. "I don't see how you can bear to touch me."

"Why? Because you screwed other men? I kind of knew that already. Only I would so appreciate it if you didn't run away again. That's the only thing about you that really annoys me. And the lying. I could do with less of that."

"Besides that I'm perfect."

"Pretty much. Oh, here's the second climax."

She looked and saw Shvanov and his henchman wading out of the water. Neither seemed any longer to be armed. The henchman was staggering and bleeding badly from a head wound, and Shvanov was holding his left arm at the elbow and grimacing in pain. Mishkin waited until they were knee-deep and then he waded up to Shvanov, batted away a feeble blow, grabbed him by belt and collar, lifted the man over his head and flung him at his henchman. Both men went down. He did it twice more until they got the idea and waded and swam to the next tiny island in the chain.

"You wouldn't have done it that way, unless this was a comedy," observed Crosetti. "The villain and the supporting lead would have a fight to the death and both of them would perish, or the villain would kill the supporting lead and then the hero would knock him off. But maybe this is is a comedy. I was thinking it was a thriller. Here comes the cavalry, too late as usual." a comedy. I was thinking it was a thriller. Here comes the cavalry, too late as usual."

A helicopter thumped into view and hovered over the wreck. In the distance they could make out a pair of gray hulls approaching over the water, each with a bone in its mouth.

"State police," Crosetti explained to Carolyn's wondering look. "I called my sister the cop this morning, and she obviously arranged this rescue."

"You could have called her last night, and the cops could have been waiting when we arrived."

"No, I had to see that they were really coming. If I'd've brought the cops in earlier, Shvanov might've killed the kids. Or you. But, as you see, it all worked out."

"Where's Haas?" asked Carolyn.

"s.h.i.+t!" said Crosetti, standing up and looking out over the water. "He's gone. He couldn't have survived, hurt the way he was. And the ma.n.u.script is gone too."

"No," said Carolyn, "linen paper survives for a long time in water, and gall ink is pretty tough. This lake probably isn't that deep-if it was still in that mailer it should be okay until they send divers for it."

"Maybe. But if Haas died it can't be a comedy."

"You know, you would be perfect too if you didn't have that habit of making everything into a movie. If I stop lying and running away will you stop doing that?"

"Deal," he said and kissed her cold lips, thinking: fade to black, music up, roll credits.

23.

I found this doc.u.ment while I was transferring files to my new laptop and have decided to add this coda. Clearly, the public end of this affair-the lost play, the miraculous Bracegirdle-Shakespeare mss., the involvement of Shvanov, the scene at the cabin, the fate of Mickey Haas-has been too heavily reported to bear repeating here, but I do want to tie up my own loose ends, so that, if some digital explorer of the future comes across this file, as we did poor Bracegirdle's last letter, there will be some closure. found this doc.u.ment while I was transferring files to my new laptop and have decided to add this coda. Clearly, the public end of this affair-the lost play, the miraculous Bracegirdle-Shakespeare mss., the involvement of Shvanov, the scene at the cabin, the fate of Mickey Haas-has been too heavily reported to bear repeating here, but I do want to tie up my own loose ends, so that, if some digital explorer of the future comes across this file, as we did poor Bracegirdle's last letter, there will be some closure.

Sorry to say, Amalie and I are not, as of the current date, which is June 10, back together, although I still have hopes. She is often in the city, and when she is we are much together and fairly amicable. We attended Easter services this year at St. Patrick's and it affected me deeply, and she noted this, and she gave me a smile such as I have not had from her for a good while. And I suppose it was also because I am entering the eighth month of the longest period of celibacy I have experienced since Miss Polansky had me in the staff room of the Farragut Branch library. Amalie can no longer smell (or sense in some more mystic way) the taint of adultery on me, and it is, I think, bringing her around. I believe that my curse began lifting at the very moment, in the cold water of Lake Henry, that Crosetti drew my attention to the fact that I was trying to save a mythical woman rather than my children. And the sight of my daughter risking her own life to save her brother, whom I thought she despised. This event put into my mind that I might be wrong about every single emotional relations.h.i.+p in my purview, and that I should, instead of trying to be clever, simply pump out as much love from my tiny store as I could, whether or not it is reciprocated. This I have tried to do.

I am also happy to say that I attended my daughter's performance in A Midsummer Night's Dream A Midsummer Night's Dream (a smash, by the way, she stole the show) without nausea, and while I will perhaps never be a theater aficionado, that particular neurotic tic seems to be over. I spend a good deal of time with Niko, mainly sitting quietly with him, but a few months ago he asked if I would teach him to swim, and also to lift weights. He will still not look directly at me, but sometimes, when I touch him, he does not shrink away. (a smash, by the way, she stole the show) without nausea, and while I will perhaps never be a theater aficionado, that particular neurotic tic seems to be over. I spend a good deal of time with Niko, mainly sitting quietly with him, but a few months ago he asked if I would teach him to swim, and also to lift weights. He will still not look directly at me, but sometimes, when I touch him, he does not shrink away.

Paul is back in his mission, properly humbled and terribly affected by the death of Mickey Haas, although I have told him repeatedly that this was my fault and not his. All I had to do was call the police and tell them the whole story, and they would have investigated, and Pascoe's lies would have surfaced immediately and everything would have worked out fine, the letters and play authenticated, etc. That Pascoe! A Yank priest shows up and asks if he knows anything about a forged unknown play by Shakespeare and of course of course he says, Oh, yes, Father, done it myself, didn't I, and for fifty grand I'll tell you the whole thing. And Paul fell for it; I suppose there is such a thing as being too clever, too suspicious. he says, Oh, yes, Father, done it myself, didn't I, and for fifty grand I'll tell you the whole thing. And Paul fell for it; I suppose there is such a thing as being too clever, too suspicious.

Miri has left her business, which I have to say here for the record was a high-cla.s.s call girl ring. Shvanov was deeply involved in it, of course, and his arrest has done her a world of good. She is much with Paul now, doing good works. She still looks fabulous and wears a jeweled crucifix at all times and with all her outfits.

Dad was able to slip away in his characteristic fas.h.i.+on, and I find that, after seeing him again, he is not the cancer on my spirit that he once was. Do I believe the version of my past he conveyed to me in that limo? Perhaps. It hardly matters at this point. I suppose I have forgiven him.

I miss Mickey Haas. Even a dreamed-up best pal is better than no best pal at all. All three of the wives showed up at the funeral and all of us were as phony and civilized as could be. In the end he was true to his profession and to his artistic judgment, literally going through fire to save his Precious. How many members of the Modern Language a.s.sociation could say the same?

Crosetti seems to be doing well. I ran into him and Carolyn Rolly with the two children a week or so ago on Ca.n.a.l just east of Lafayette. It was a Sat.u.r.day, and I had just finished a dim sum lunch with a couple of guys I went to law school with who were visiting town, and I was on the street looking for Omar and the Lincoln when they hove into view. We chatted briefly and a little awkwardly. Carolyn has washed the camouflaging dark out of her hair, for the blond she showed me as Miranda is her natural color and her eyes are bright blue, not the grape green she had a.s.sumed via tinted contacts in homage to Amalie's. There is not the slightest residual attraction. They live together in darkest arty Brooklyn, in a very nice loft bought by the sale of the Bracegirdle mss., and he has sold his script about the Bracegirdle affair, helped, I imagine, by the immense publicity surrounding the case. He thinks John Cusack will actually play him in the movie, although William Hurt is unfortunately not available for me.

I told him what I was doing at work and will now tell this record, which was and is working on the immense IP case occasioned by Mary Queen of Scotland Mary Queen of Scotland by William S. The actual ms. is part of the evidence in by William S. The actual ms. is part of the evidence in People v. Shvanov People v. Shvanov (murder and kidnap) and has been temporarily sequestered in a munic.i.p.al vault, but as soon as I'd received it from Crosetti I had taken the liberty of securing the thing digitally, trans.m.u.ting the pages into pure intellectual property, a string of words. I am naturally not the lawyer of record, since I am a princ.i.p.al claimant to the IP; Ed Geller is my man on it, and we are all pals again. We are mainly fighting the British crown for the rights, and so I am now one with G. Was.h.i.+ngton and the other Founding Fathers. Should the case be decided in my favor I will perhaps for the first time be wealthier than my wife, and as I mentioned this possibility on that busy street, I felt a pang of guilt. This is my new moral sense, and I fear it will sharply limit my professional practice. I proposed to Crosetti that he and Carolyn deserved a big chunk of any value accruing from the sale or rights to the play, and that they should stop by the office and discuss this matter, and then Omar swooped across three lanes and pulled neatly to the curb. I asked if I could give them a lift and they said it was Brooklyn and I said no matter, and I could see in the flash of a look that pa.s.sed between them that they did not care to spend that much social time with me. So I insisted, just for form's sake, and Crosetti said, "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown," and I said, "I bet you've waited ten years to say that in real life," and he laughed and we all of us laughed at that. (murder and kidnap) and has been temporarily sequestered in a munic.i.p.al vault, but as soon as I'd received it from Crosetti I had taken the liberty of securing the thing digitally, trans.m.u.ting the pages into pure intellectual property, a string of words. I am naturally not the lawyer of record, since I am a princ.i.p.al claimant to the IP; Ed Geller is my man on it, and we are all pals again. We are mainly fighting the British crown for the rights, and so I am now one with G. Was.h.i.+ngton and the other Founding Fathers. Should the case be decided in my favor I will perhaps for the first time be wealthier than my wife, and as I mentioned this possibility on that busy street, I felt a pang of guilt. This is my new moral sense, and I fear it will sharply limit my professional practice. I proposed to Crosetti that he and Carolyn deserved a big chunk of any value accruing from the sale or rights to the play, and that they should stop by the office and discuss this matter, and then Omar swooped across three lanes and pulled neatly to the curb. I asked if I could give them a lift and they said it was Brooklyn and I said no matter, and I could see in the flash of a look that pa.s.sed between them that they did not care to spend that much social time with me. So I insisted, just for form's sake, and Crosetti said, "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown," and I said, "I bet you've waited ten years to say that in real life," and he laughed and we all of us laughed at that.

ACKNOWLEDGMENT.

The author would like to thank Thomas D. Selz, Esq., of Frankfurt Kurnit Klein & Selz for his help explaining the mysteries of intellectual property law and for the view from his office, other than which he has not a thing in common with the intellectual property lawyer depicted in this novel.

About the Author.

MICHAEL GRUBER has been a marine biologist, a restaurant cook, a federal government official, and a political speechwriter. He lives in Seattle, Was.h.i.+ngton, and is currently at work on another novel.

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