He was gone for over four hours because after the movie played he ran into some film freak pals of his and went for coffee and they took the film apart technically and artistically, and he enjoyed the usual amusing and astringent conversation common to such groups, and made a couple of good points and got to talking with a small intense woman who made doc.u.mentaries, and they exchanged numbers. Crosetti felt like a real person for the first time in what seemed to him a long while. It had been nearly two months since that thing with Rolly started and ended, leaving a peculiar emotional ash. Not love, he now thought. Chemistry, sure, but as his mother had pointed out, in order for chemistry to trans.m.u.te into connection there had to be reciprocity and a modic.u.m of commitment, which he had certainly not got from Rolly...just a nothingness and that stupid letter, oh, and P.S., bid a heartfelt bye-bye to Albert. It still griped him, not so much as a blow to his self-regard but as an insult to his aesthetics. It was wrong; he would never have written a plot point like that into a screenplay, and since he was a realist sort of auteur, he believed that such an event could not exist in the real world. Thus the subway thoughts of Crosetti.
When he got home, he found Mary Peg in her living room, drinking vodka with a strange man. Crosetti stood in the doorway and stared at his mother, who coolly (rather excessive, suspicious suspicious, coolness, Crosetti thought) introduced the man as Radeslaw Klim. This person rose to a considerable height, perhaps six inches more than Crosetti's, and shook hands with a stiff little bow. The man had an intelligent aquiline face, a foreign face, although Crosetti could not have pinned down why it was not an American one. Washed blue eyes looked out through round wire-rimmed gla.s.ses, under a great shock of stiff silver hair, which stuck up above his broad forehead like the crest on a centurion's helmet. He was about the same age as Mary Peg, or a little older, and he was wearing a baggy rust-colored suit with a dark s.h.i.+rt under it, no tie, the suit a cheap one that hung badly on his long slender frame. Despite this, the man had a nearly military bearing, as if he had temporarily misplaced his beautifully tailored uniform.
Crosetti sat in an armchair and his mother supplied him with a gla.s.s of iced vodka, a substance for which he found an unfamiliar but urgent need. After he'd drunk a slug he looked challengingly at Mary Peg, who said blandly, "Mr. Klim is f.a.n.n.y's friend. I asked him to come by and take a look at your cipher. Since you were stuck."
"Uh-huh," said the son.
"Yes," said Klim. "I have looked, examined it somewhat. As you have guessed, it is a polyalphabetic subst.i.tution cipher and also is true that it is not a simple Vigenere. That is of course elementary." He had a slight accent that reminded Crosetti of f.a.n.n.y's; his mien was gentle and scholarly enough to at least partially a.s.suage Crosetti's nascent resentment.
"So what is it?" Crosetti asked sharply.
"I believe it is a running key," said Klim. "From a book of some kind. You understand how these work? The key is of very long extent compared to the plaintext, so the Kasiski-Kerckhoff Method is of no use."
"Like a book code?"
"No, this is not the same thing. A book code is a code. The codetext is, let us say, 14, 7, 6, and that means you go to World Almanac World Almanac or some such and look at page 14, line 7, word 6. Or you can use letters if you like, the fourth letter, the tenth letter. A running key uses a book, the same, but uses the book text as a continuous key. These are not so secure as people think, however." or some such and look at page 14, line 7, word 6. Or you can use letters if you like, the fourth letter, the tenth letter. A running key uses a book, the same, but uses the book text as a continuous key. These are not so secure as people think, however."
"Why not? It's similar to a onetime pad."
Klim shook his head. "Not so. Onetime pad has very high entropy, because the letters are randomly generated. That is, given one letter of your key you have no idea which of the other twenty-six will follow. Whereas, in a running key based on any English text, let us say, if you see Q, what is next letter for sure?"
"U."
"Exactly. Low entropy, as I say. How we break these is we run probable plaintext alongside ciphertext until we see something intelligible."
"What do you mean by 'probable plaintext'?"
"Oh, words always appearing in English text. The, and, this The, and, this, and so on and so forth. We run against ciphertext and suppose we find once that the the gives us gives us ing ing or or s.h.i.+ s.h.i.+ when we work back through the tableau? We use such clues to discover more English words in key. Eventually we recognize actual source of running key, I mean, the book it comes from, in which case we have completely broken cipher. It is not very complex, but we would need a computer, or else large squads of intelligent ladies." Here he smiled, showing small stained teeth, and his gla.s.ses glinted. Crosetti got the impression that Klim had at one time supervised such squads. when we work back through the tableau? We use such clues to discover more English words in key. Eventually we recognize actual source of running key, I mean, the book it comes from, in which case we have completely broken cipher. It is not very complex, but we would need a computer, or else large squads of intelligent ladies." Here he smiled, showing small stained teeth, and his gla.s.ses glinted. Crosetti got the impression that Klim had at one time supervised such squads.
"Would mine do?" asked Crosetti. "My PC, not my squads of ladies."
"Yes, if networked to others, which can be done. There are numbers of people in the world who like cracking ciphers for amus.e.m.e.nt and they will let one borrow computer cycles they are not using, late at night for example, and is always late at night somewheres. I can set this up if you like. Also, we are fortunate this is cipher from the year 1610."
"Why so?"
"Because there are many less, many fewer fewer, printed texts that could be used as running key source. In fact, taking what your mother has informed me of the character of these people, I would venture that the text is almost certainly the English Bible. So, shall we begin?"
"Now?"
"Yes. Is there objection?"
"Well, it's kind of late," said Crosetti.
"Does not matter. I sleep very little."
Mary Peg said, "I've offered Radeslaw Patty's old room."
Crosetti finished his vodka and suppressed the usual shudder. He stood up and said, "Well, you seem to have arranged everything, Mom. I guess I'll just go to bed."
In the morning, Crosetti woke not to the buzz of his alarm but to the brisk knock and then the vigorous shoulder shaking of his mother. He blinked at her. "What?" Crosetti woke not to the buzz of his alarm but to the brisk knock and then the vigorous shoulder shaking of his mother. He blinked at her. "What?"
"You have to read this." She rustled the New York Times New York Times at him, opened at the pages devoted to local crime, corruption, and celebrity. at him, opened at the pages devoted to local crime, corruption, and celebrity.
English Professor Found Murdered in Columbia Faculty Housing This headline brought him up to full wakefulness. He rubbed the blur from his eyes and read the article, then read it again. It was a short one, the police being their usual closemouthed selves, but the reporter had used the word torture torture, and that was enough to start Crosetti's belly fluttering.
"Call Patty," he said.
"I already did," said Mary Peg, "but I got voice mail. She'll call back. What do you think?"
"It doesn't look great. He disappears right after I sell him the ma.n.u.script, he's probably in England for a couple of months, maybe with Carolyn, maybe not, and then he comes back here and someone tortures him to death. Maybe the play ma.n.u.script really exists and he found out where it was and someone found out he knew and tortured him to get him to give it up."
"Albert, that's a movie movie. Things like that don't happen to English professors in real life."
"Then why was he tortured and killed? Not for his ATM pa.s.sword."
"Maybe the mother of another silly boy he cheated took her revenge. From what we know about his character, he may have been mixed up in any number of sleazy deals."
"Mom, believe me, movie or not, that's what went down. I need to get up."
This was the signal for his mother to leave, and she did. Crosetti in the shower found his thoughts floating back to Rolly and the plot of his movie and the possibility that she could actually be the villainess of the piece, Brigid O'Shaughnessy as played by Mary Astor in The Maltese Falcon The Maltese Falcon. His mother was wrong. Not only was life like a movie, movies were why why life was like it was. Movies taught people how to behave, how to be a man, how to be a woman, what was funny and what was horrid. The people who made them had no idea of this, they were just trying to make money, but it was so. life was like it was. Movies taught people how to behave, how to be a man, how to be a woman, what was funny and what was horrid. The people who made them had no idea of this, they were just trying to make money, but it was so.
And here they were in the Falcon Falcon, his next favorite after Chinatown Chinatown, which was essentially a reimagining of the same movie, updated for the '70s, and why did he like movies about bad girls? Bonnie and Clyde Bonnie and Clyde, naturally, and La Femme Nikita La Femme Nikita and dozens more. He wondered what part he was playing, the dead Miles Archer, or the dead sea captain in the backstory, or Sam Spade. and dozens more. He wondered what part he was playing, the dead Miles Archer, or the dead sea captain in the backstory, or Sam Spade. You killed Miles and you're going over for it. You killed Miles and you're going over for it. And, And, I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. He had nearly the whole script by heart and now he said those lines to the showerhead with the Bogart hissing lisp and wondered whether, if it ever came to it, he could send Carolyn Rolly over, if she'd really helped kill Bulstrode. Or maybe he would be her sap. The mere imagination of it made his heart race. He turned the temperature of the water down a notch and let it run onto his heated face. He had nearly the whole script by heart and now he said those lines to the showerhead with the Bogart hissing lisp and wondered whether, if it ever came to it, he could send Carolyn Rolly over, if she'd really helped kill Bulstrode. Or maybe he would be her sap. The mere imagination of it made his heart race. He turned the temperature of the water down a notch and let it run onto his heated face.
THE F FIRST C CIPHERED L LETTER.
My Lord It has now pa.s.sed two weekes and some daies since I left your howse and have had pa.s.sing success as I heere shal tell. Upon a Friday I left my lodging at the Vine in Bishopsgate in company with Mr Wales, who hath lain with mee all this tyme & a sore tryall hath it been, he beyng a verey c.o.xcombe cracking sot & oft hazarded the safetie of oure enterpryse with hys hintes & vauntes in tap-room. Oft have I had to carrie hym to oure chamber with a buffett & threat; but when sober is craven & doth then as hee is bid under menace. Whilst not in cuppes, he hath instructed me divers popish tricks and sayinges as they doe in theyre ma.s.ses & superst.i.tious shewes, so that at need I may pa.s.s for one of theyre number.
Of the lodgeres heere the greater parte be drovers & some plaiers; of these last, half of them demi-papists & the rest plain d.a.m.ned atheists, scarce a Christian man among them. Soe we stride down Bishopsgate, hym pale & asweat from drinke & wants to stop heere & about for more sacke, but I doe prevent hym saying mind on oure business Mr Wales & I see feare well-marked in his face. Soe we arrive at the Swan in Leadenhalle Street where he saies W.S. frequently lieth. Mr Wales saies his fancie is to take roomes here and about, when he is not being tabled at some greate house. Formerly he dwelt near Silver Street but no longer & formerly he went every day to the Globe or Black-Friers play-howse but now he withdraweth som from those stewes as he hath grown rich off it, the bawd. A low company at the Swan, players punks decoy-gamesters & other rogues & Waley inquiring of the tapster is told Mr W.S. is up-stayres in a leased chamber, his habit seemingly to lay there the morning at his papers. So Waley do send a wench up to say there is a kinsman of his to see hym: which wase mee. Soon comes he in the room a man scannt-bearded a middling height bald-pated a little fat in a good doublet dead-spaniard coloured & hath the looke of a mercer. Mr Waley doth make us acquainted, Will Shakespur here is your cosen of Warwick, d.i.c.k Bracegirdle.
Saith he then it must be through your mother we are cosens for never was there such a name in Warwicks.h.i.+re & I say yes my mother was Arden born. At that he smyles & clapps me upon my backe & carries me to the table & calls for my pleasoure & the pot-boy bringeth us ale, but Mr Waley calls for canary though he wast not asked & calls some varlets he knows & a trull over & proffers them from his jack of wine. Now W.S. speakes me direct but I can not make out a word in three that he sayes, so strange are his accentes; seeing this he makes a halt saying thou wast not Warwick-bred & I say nay but born in London and pa.s.sed my youth in t.i.tchfield & he says he hast been oft at t.i.tchfield a-visiting my lord of Southhampton & this he says in as plain a Hamps.h.i.+re voice as could have ben mine uncle Matthew, which amaz'd me much. But after I bethought me, he hath ben a playere, 'tis his arte to ape the speache of anie man.
Next we spake of our families and found that his dam was bred ancientlie from Sir Walter Arden of Park Hall as soe wase mine but his hath descent through Thomas that gentlemans eldest son not Richard as mine was & this contenteth hym much & I tell howe my grand-sire wase hanged for papistrie but they sayde traisoun & hee looketh grave sayinge aye mine nuncle was served soe in the olde quenes tyme. Soe wee further converse, hym demanding of me my storie & I tell hym it pretty much in truth, of my lyfe as a boy and prentice in the foundrie, & of the grete gonnes & the Dutch warres; nor have I ne'er met a man so content to heare another man out in fulle; for men chiefly love to tell of them selves & paint them selves out in finer colours than wast in lyfe; but hym not. Herein I spake but the trewth for Mr Piggott saith if wouldst tell a grete lye, guard it close with a thousand trew tales, so that it shalbe pa.s.sed amongst theyre number. Bye now Mr Wales hath drunk a pint & more of beste canary & wase drunk withal & commenced to rail at W.S. sayinge he hath not employment these manie weekes with players less skilled than he uzed in his roome & W.S. saith nay, hath not Mr Burbadge manie tymes warned thee? If thou attend the play-house as full o'canary as yon b.u.t.t so you stumble and misremember your lines thou shalt lose thy place; and thou hast soe done; and thou hast indeed lost place, as wase promised; & I can do naught for thee, but here's an angelet for thee thou wast a goode Portia once. Yet Mr Wales spurns the coin; saith he, thou vain scut Ile see thee hangd & broke & e'en nowe are the snares set for thee that will & then I kick him in his ankle-bone & he cry out & draw or tries to & I serve hym a blow on's heade with a stone-jack & down goes he in blodd. Now those friends he lately wined make to start affray with me & I stand to draw but W.S. calls sacke & safron cakes for the table & speakes so sweetlie & jestinglie to these low fellowes that they are a.s.suaged & he has a wench & pot-boy to carry off Mr Wales to a settle & payeth alle & then he carries me out of that place saying let us goe to a more quiet howse for I wishe to speake further with thee.
Soe down Bishopsgate we walke, then on Cornhill & West Cheap toward Paul's & again he quaeres mee upon my lyfe & I doe as best I am able, recalling manie thinges I have forgot & when I tell how I wase late a smuckler he halts & hath me saye agen that worde which he sware he never before heard & writes it that moment with a wad penselle in a littel booke he carries & seems as well-pleazed as if he found a s.h.i.+llinge in the myre of the waye. Arrive at the sign of the Mer-mayde on Friday Street hard bye Paul's & were manie there that knew W.S. & greeted hym with affectioun & after greeting alle moste courteouslie he brought me to a corner bye the fyre that was I thinke his accustomed place: for the pot-boy brought hym smalle beere without the asking & a jack for mee as well & he presses mee agen to speake of my lyfe especially that at sea: & when he heard I wase on the Sea Adventurer & was wracked upon Bermoothes Isle he was much excited & plaisure shon on his face & takes up his little booke again & wrote much in it as I spake. He desired to know of the Carribans, theyre character & customes & did they eat the fleshe of men, & I sware hym I never met a Carriban in my lyfe, there are none in the Bermoothes: but I spake much of how we builded boates and scaped oure prison of that Isle & sayled to Virginia safe & of the Indians which the Englishe there living saye doe eat mens fleshe & are verie fierce salvages. He sayde he had reade accountes of this before now; but it were best to heere it from lips of one who was there & again questioned me upon the s.h.i.+p-wracke, viz: how the mariners comported & how the pa.s.sengares of quality, did they waile & crie oute in feare of the present perils & I tell hym how oure boatswaine cursed Governour Thom. Gates when he ventured upon the deck in the midst of the storm & chased hym down a hatch-waye with a rope's ende; for which the Admiral cried he should be whipped but was not for the s.h.i.+p strook upon the rock soon after.
Now as I tolde this tayle, W.S. calls to some who came in or were there alreadie: come & heere this tayle, this is my cosen who hath been to the New World & hath ben s.h.i.+p-wracked &c. Soon had we a goode company about us, sitting & standing. Some did not beleeve me thinking my tale a mere fardel of lyes such as mariners tell; yet W.S. spake up to these sayeing nay the man speakes fayre for there are no dragons nor monsters, nor yet water-spoutes, nor anie fantastique thinge, but onlie such perrils as s.h.i.+ppes meet in theyre voyages; further saith he, I have read an accounte of the verie wrack of which he speakes & agrees in all particulares.
Thus was I justified before that a.s.semblie. After mye tale was done, they sit about & talk, & this talk such as I nevere before heard & it is hard to recall for it is the jesting sorte that sticks not to the minde. Or not my minde. It was verie bawdy, all p.r.i.c.kes & c.u.n.tes, but disguized in othere & innocente speeche, & they said not a worde but another would twist that word into one lyke it & yet again & again, so that I never knew what they meant. This they account Witt: & one of these Mr Johnson can shew Witt in Latin & Greek & did so but few there comprehended his meaninges: yet laughed all the same & rated hym for a dull pedant. He is an other maker of wicked plaies thought greate by these wretches & seconde onlie to W.S.: except in his owne reckoninges first. A prowd conceited man & I thinke an arrant papiste & rayles much gainst the reformed faith & preacheres. W.S. now boastes of me that I wase in Flanderes fighting Don Spainiard & Mr Johnson saies he too was & quaeres me close what battels & seiges was I in & under what commander & when. Soe I answer hym; but when he findeth I was with the gonnes, he says pish that is not soldiers woork but mere cartage & dunnage & tells how he trayled his pyke before Flus.h.i.+nge & Zutfen & it was clare it ben a tale they all had hearde before & they mocketh hym & make witt of his pyke & sayde he had p.r.i.c.ked more Flanders maydes than Spainiards with it; by which I thinke they meant his privy member. W.S. listeneth mainlie but when he speaketh all give hym attencioun. Thus, Mr Johnson vaunting his witte largelie with many Latin tagges & drinking largelie too & hadde a meate pye & bye & bye he lifts haunch & letts a great blaste of winde & W.S. upon the instant saies, so speakes a Batchelor of Artes, list well & learne; and all laugh, even Mr Johnson. But I did not understand the jest.
Houres so pa.s.sed I think til it grew neare darke without & W.S. saith to me d.i.c.k I have business at Black-Fryares playe-howse wilt come with me for I wish to speake privilie to you more. So I go with him & he asks of me what I will now for my trade, shal I goe back to sea? Quoth I nay I am done with it having been wracked soe & done with my travells nor have I taste anie more for warre, but to have some place whereat I could be sure of my meate & my bed a-nights & a goode fyre & make my fortune; for I had it in mynde to wed one daie. He saies what canst doe to earne thy bread d.i.c.k, besydes warre & smuckling & making of cannones? I sayde I wase clever with numbers & mought fynde worke as surveyoure of landes an I could fynde me a maistre. But here we come to the playe-howse after the play has done & the audience still comes forth, many rich-dressed in furs and brocades but also the common sorte & we must press through a croude of litters carriers horses servants groomes &c. who await. So through the greate room all ablaze with candels but one is snuffing them all ready & we pa.s.s to a smale room behinde the stage where are some men, one all in black velvet verie fine with paint still on's face; and two otheres apparent marchants & one little scriveninge sorte; & two stout fellowes armed with hangers & of these one hath no eares & t'other but one eie. By name, as I learned, the first, d.i.c.k Burbage, playere; John Hemmynge, a sharer in the Playeres company; Henry Watkins, a sharer in the Housekeeping company; Nicholas Pusey, who kept the purse of the King's Men Company & the accompte booke. Spade & Wyatt are the two men-at-armes, Spade hath the one eye. Save the laste pair, all these stood quarrelling calling each-other rogues cheateres &c.
W.S., comeing amongst them all, saith what betides gentlemen, why this affray? And soe the tale: of the monies payd each night. Players sharers must have such portion, Housekeeper sharers yet another & further fees out of the nightes purse variously figured. Mr Pusey hath a booke in which all monies are wrote down, yet I o'erlookinge it see it is done poorlie in the olde fas.h.i.+oun as it were some pettie fishmonger & not a greate enterpryse such as this theatre: for wickednesse yieldeth up much proffit. W.S. saith good Mr Pusey fetch thee thy board and jetones & we will see the figuring done before oure eies, are we not alle honest fellowes who can cut a figure with the beste; and made them smyle with this witte & off Mr Pusey goes. Now I inquire of W.S. what are the shares of each & how figured & I studie the accomptes booke laid open & look close at the scratchinges men maketh when they use compters & board to keep theyre talleyes & I see the faulte of castynge-off he hath made. Mr Pusey not retourning, Mr Burbage shouts for Spade to fetch him & whilst he is off I take my wad penselle and doe the needefull sums & divisiouns into partes. Soe returneth Spade with Mr Pusey in tow carrying his board with the compters dropping out of his sleaves; he hath been at drinke & now too fuddled to make sence of his papiers: which no man could any way make sence of even if sober. I spake up then upon the matter & shew them my reckoninges & discourse upon my methodes. Which were a wonder to them & I see W.S. smyling upon me: for he doates upon clevernesse in anie thinge. Further I saye gentlemen it is vain to quarrell upon who warrantes what sum, for with this accomptinge there be no waye under heaven you can saie what gaine you hath. Further, though I saye naught gainst this gentleman, who anie waye I knowe not, yet as thinges stand anie man could rob you all at will nor would you ever knowe of it. It is as if you walked blind-folde down Sh.o.r.editch at mid-night with full purses held in youre fingeres & expect not to have 'em s.n.a.t.c.hed. Soe some further talke & twas agreed that I should be hyred to re-caste the accompte bookes in the Italian style with double-entreys & have charge of the divisioun of the shares: here W.S. saith he will stand bond for me as I am hys cosen.
After this W.S. carreys me to supper at the Mer-mayde & verie merrey with hys friendes as I have sayde before & later to bed in chamberes neare hys owne in a howse he leases neare to Black-Fryres & whilst theyre I laughed oute lowde & he quares why & I saye you intended Batchelour of Fartes, for hee hath broke winde then. He smileth, sayeing wee will make a witt of you d.i.c.k, one daye wilt thou catch the jest at the instant & not further in the weeke. To bed thereafter & methinkes I have done well enow for I am in the verie bosome of these wicked villeynes, which I think doth advance greatlie oure venture. With alle honour & my humble duty to yr. Lords.h.i.+p & may G.o.d protect you & blesse oure enterprizes, from London this Friday the 10th Januarye 1610 Richard Bracegirdle Januarye 1610 Richard Bracegirdle
11.
Someone once said, Paul Goodman I think, that stupidity was a character defense and had little to do with intelligence, one reason the so-called best and brightest got us into Vietnam and why people who are smart enough to acc.u.mulate huge piles of wealth persist in doing things that get them major jail time. Mit der Dummheit kampfen Gotter selbst vergebens Mit der Dummheit kampfen Gotter selbst vergebens, as, reportedly, my maternal grandmother used to say, quoting Schiller: against stupidity the G.o.ds themselves struggle in vain. In any case, it was stupid to tell my son about the gangsters and then my wife-no wait, the font font of the stupidity was not of the stupidity was not immediately immediately surrendering the Bracegirdle ma.n.u.script, after which no gangster would have had any interest in me or mine. surrendering the Bracegirdle ma.n.u.script, after which no gangster would have had any interest in me or mine.
As I've said, Amalie is ordinarily of saintly mien, but like Our Lord when confronted with hypocrisy or injustice she has the ability to generate anger sufficient to wither fig trees. After she had wormed the whole tale out of me, in horrible little snips mixed with futile lies, I got the full blast of it, such that the resources of even her perfectly fluent English for insulting my intelligence were exhausted and she had to switch over to German: saudumm, schwachsinnig, verblodet, verkorkst, vertrottelt, voll abgedreht, saudumm, schwachsinnig, verblodet, verkorkst, vertrottelt, voll abgedreht, and and dumm wie die Nacht finster sein, dumm wie die Nacht finster sein, to recall just a few. German is rich in such expletives, and they often filled the air of my childhood home. "Stupid as the night is dark" was in fact one of Mutti's favorites. Finally: to recall just a few. German is rich in such expletives, and they often filled the air of my childhood home. "Stupid as the night is dark" was in fact one of Mutti's favorites. Finally: du kotzt mich an du kotzt mich an, which is quite vulgar and means roughly, "you make me puke." With that, I was out on the street. I had received the reaming in near silence, conscious of a perverse pleasure in having at last violated the holy patience of my spouse. I called Ras.h.i.+d, he arrived in minutes, he stepped out to open the door for me (something that Omar has been told not to bother with), and I noticed he was looking upward and I did too as Paphiopedilum hanoiensis Paphiopedilum hanoiensis came flying from the top floor of Amalie's house, just missing my car and smas.h.i.+ng its new pot on the street. I had made her both angry and violent-a good night's work and another down payment on my condo in h.e.l.l. came flying from the top floor of Amalie's house, just missing my car and smas.h.i.+ng its new pot on the street. I had made her both angry and violent-a good night's work and another down payment on my condo in h.e.l.l.
That, as it turned out, was the best best part of the evening. After Ras.h.i.+d dropped me off and I stuck my key in the street door I noticed that it swung open before I'd had a chance to turn the lock. Someone had jammed the latch with a bit of duct tape. Heart in mouth I raced up the flights. The door to my loft hung open. Inside, in the narrow hallway that leads to the bedrooms, I found Omar. He was on his hands and knees groaning and seemingly examining a bright red oval on the polished oak floor, for blood was dripping down either side of his face from a wound in the back of his shaved skull. I lifted him up and into an armchair and obtained a clean dishcloth, a basin of water, and a bag of ice from the kitchen. When I had the wound washed and the bleeding under control, I asked him what had happened. I recall feeling an unnatural calm as I sat there listening to his groggy mumbles-in Arabic to begin with-a calm that recalled my army days as a medic, when the wounded were unloaded in large numbers from the dust-off helicopters after a firefight: the first moment you wanted to run away screaming and then came the unnatural calm that enabled you to work on mangled boys. I wanted to run screaming now through my loft to see what had happened to Miranda, but I made myself sit and ask and listen. There was not much to tell. He had heard a woman's shout and a heavy thump and come running in from the living room where he had been watching cable news. That's all he remembered. He didn't see anyone. Miranda, of course, was gone, as was the original of the Bracegirdle ma.n.u.script. part of the evening. After Ras.h.i.+d dropped me off and I stuck my key in the street door I noticed that it swung open before I'd had a chance to turn the lock. Someone had jammed the latch with a bit of duct tape. Heart in mouth I raced up the flights. The door to my loft hung open. Inside, in the narrow hallway that leads to the bedrooms, I found Omar. He was on his hands and knees groaning and seemingly examining a bright red oval on the polished oak floor, for blood was dripping down either side of his face from a wound in the back of his shaved skull. I lifted him up and into an armchair and obtained a clean dishcloth, a basin of water, and a bag of ice from the kitchen. When I had the wound washed and the bleeding under control, I asked him what had happened. I recall feeling an unnatural calm as I sat there listening to his groggy mumbles-in Arabic to begin with-a calm that recalled my army days as a medic, when the wounded were unloaded in large numbers from the dust-off helicopters after a firefight: the first moment you wanted to run away screaming and then came the unnatural calm that enabled you to work on mangled boys. I wanted to run screaming now through my loft to see what had happened to Miranda, but I made myself sit and ask and listen. There was not much to tell. He had heard a woman's shout and a heavy thump and come running in from the living room where he had been watching cable news. That's all he remembered. He didn't see anyone. Miranda, of course, was gone, as was the original of the Bracegirdle ma.n.u.script.
I found Detective Murray's card in my wallet and called him and left an urgent message and then dialed 911. After this we had the sort of confused interaction of many strangers, of the sort that's always cut away in television dramas about crime and emergency, but which in real life absorbs many frustrating hours. Paramedics removed Omar, although he insisted upon walking down the stairs under his own power, and I entertained the police, first a pair of uniformed officers and then a pair of detectives, Simoni and Harris. They examined the front door of my loft and declared that the lock showed signs of picking, which made the affair more serious, not so much a domestic thing, which is what I imagined they thought when they arrived-a bleeding man, a missing woman, rich people, unholy liaisons...still, they couldn't keep the snarkiness out of their voices. I imagined they were searching for some witty remark, of the sort that the scriptwriters used to put in the mouth of Jerry Orbach on the old Law & Order Law & Order. They wanted to know who Omar was and where he came from and what was his relations.h.i.+p with the missing woman; and there was Omar's pistol to explain, and my idea of the threat against Ms. Kellogg and what had happened out on the street with the maybe Russian thugs. Ms. Kellogg was staying here with you? Why wasn't she at a hotel? Was she your girlfriend, Mr. Mishkin?
No, she was not; no, I did not know why anyone would have taken her; they only wanted the ma.n.u.script. Why did they want the ma.n.u.script, Mr. Mishkin? Was it very valuable? Not as such, but some people thought it could lead to something very valuable. Oh, like a treasure map? Here the eye rolling started, the smirking. And here I said something like, "You can smirk all you want to, but a man was tortured to death to reveal the whereabouts of that thing, and now a woman has been kidnapped, and you're still treating the whole thing as a joke." And then we had a discussion about Professor Bulstrode.
In fairness, this was the sort of thing that urban police detectives rarely encounter. They wanted wanted it to be a domestic with elements of rich-guy looniness. The police covered surfaces with black fingerprint powder, took many photos, took Omar's gun and samples of the blood he had shed in my service, and left, saying they would be in touch. As soon as they were gone I went out myself, to the garage on Hudson where Ras.h.i.+d had parked the Lincoln, and drove to St. Vincent's Hospital to check on Omar. I was unsurprised to see the two detectives there, and I couldn't get in to see him until they had finished extracting the nothing he knew. The hospital wanted to keep him overnight for observation because of the concussion, and so I left him with the a.s.surance that I would contact his family and that he must not worry about the expenses. it to be a domestic with elements of rich-guy looniness. The police covered surfaces with black fingerprint powder, took many photos, took Omar's gun and samples of the blood he had shed in my service, and left, saying they would be in touch. As soon as they were gone I went out myself, to the garage on Hudson where Ras.h.i.+d had parked the Lincoln, and drove to St. Vincent's Hospital to check on Omar. I was unsurprised to see the two detectives there, and I couldn't get in to see him until they had finished extracting the nothing he knew. The hospital wanted to keep him overnight for observation because of the concussion, and so I left him with the a.s.surance that I would contact his family and that he must not worry about the expenses.
I made that unpleasant call from my cell phone and I was just putting it away when it buzzed again and it was Miranda.
"Where are you? Are you all right?" was naturally (and stupidly) the first thing out of my mouth, although I knew she could not answer the first question and that the answer to the second was dreadfully patent.
"I'm fine." In a voice that was not fine at all.
"Where are you?" Stupid! Stupid!
"I don't know. They put a bag over my head. Look, Jake, you can't call the police. They said I should call you and tell you that."
"All right, I won't," I lied.
"Is Omar all right? They hit him...."
"Omar is fine. What do they want? They have the G.o.dd.a.m.ned letter-why did they have to take you?"
"They want the other letters, the ones written in cipher."
"I don't understand-I gave you everything that your uncle gave me. I don't know anything about any cipher."
"No, they were there in the original find. There's a woman here, Carolyn-I think they're holding her too...."
"A Russian?"
"No, an American. She says that there were coded letters in the package but someone didn't deliver them like they were supposed to."
"Who didn't?"
"It's not important. These people say they own the doc.u.ments, they say they paid my uncle cash for them, a lot of cash, and that he tried to cheat them. Jake, they're going to..."
Actually it's too painful to try and reconstruct this dialogue. We were both yelling into the phone (although I am ordinarily careful never to raise my voice into a cell phone as so many of my fellow citizens do, so that the streets often appear to be taken over by the mad; and I often wonder what the truly mad think of this) and someone cut her off in midsentence. The burden of the conversation was clear; unless I came up with some ciphered letters mentioned by Bracegirdle they would handle her as they had her uncle, and also that, if they thought that the police were involved, they would dispose of her instantly.
Gunshots in the fog, three flat, concussive noises from the lake, and there is definitely the sound of a motor craft, an insectile buzz that sounds as if it comes from a long way off. Hunters? Is this duck season? I have no idea. In case not, I have just reloaded and c.o.c.ked my pistol, a comforting activity I find. I should have said before this that Mickey's cabin is at the extreme southern end of Lake Henry. There is a detailed hydrographic chart of the lake framed on the living room wall, and on it you can see that it was originally two lakes. Around 1900, the summering plutocrats who owned the land dammed an outlet and the water rose and left a string of islands extending out from the eastern sh.o.r.e, an excellent place to play pirates, Mickey has informed me, but you can't drive a boat of any size between them because of hidden rocks. You get to this house either via New Weimar and a long slow drive down a third-rate road and a further drive on a gravel one (which is what I did) or you can get off the thruway at Underwood and take a short drive on a good road to the town of Lake Henry at the lake's extreme northern tip and get into your mahogany speedboat and, after a twelve-mile jaunt, arrive in more style, which is the route Mickey and his family almost always traveled. The land route is actually shorter by a little over an hour, but a lot less comfortable. If I were a stylish sort of thug, I would rent or buy a motor craft, come south from the town, whack my guy, and then on the way back dump the corpse, suitably weighted, into the lake, which is nearly sixty feet deep at its greatest depth, not quite farther than did ever plummet sound, but deep enough. fog, three flat, concussive noises from the lake, and there is definitely the sound of a motor craft, an insectile buzz that sounds as if it comes from a long way off. Hunters? Is this duck season? I have no idea. In case not, I have just reloaded and c.o.c.ked my pistol, a comforting activity I find. I should have said before this that Mickey's cabin is at the extreme southern end of Lake Henry. There is a detailed hydrographic chart of the lake framed on the living room wall, and on it you can see that it was originally two lakes. Around 1900, the summering plutocrats who owned the land dammed an outlet and the water rose and left a string of islands extending out from the eastern sh.o.r.e, an excellent place to play pirates, Mickey has informed me, but you can't drive a boat of any size between them because of hidden rocks. You get to this house either via New Weimar and a long slow drive down a third-rate road and a further drive on a gravel one (which is what I did) or you can get off the thruway at Underwood and take a short drive on a good road to the town of Lake Henry at the lake's extreme northern tip and get into your mahogany speedboat and, after a twelve-mile jaunt, arrive in more style, which is the route Mickey and his family almost always traveled. The land route is actually shorter by a little over an hour, but a lot less comfortable. If I were a stylish sort of thug, I would rent or buy a motor craft, come south from the town, whack my guy, and then on the way back dump the corpse, suitably weighted, into the lake, which is nearly sixty feet deep at its greatest depth, not quite farther than did ever plummet sound, but deep enough.
Examining my diary for the following day I find that the morning meetings are scratched out and I remember that I called in after a nearly sleepless night and spoke with Ms. Maldonado. I asked her to cancel these appointments and reschedule them and asked her one important question, to which the answer was yes. Ms. Maldonado makes two copies of absolutely everything, she is the Princess of Xerox, and it turned out that she had indeed made copies of the Bracegirdle ma.n.u.script. Then Omar called me begging to be rescued from the hospital, so I went and got him. He took the wheel gladly, looking in his white medical turban more like his desert ancestors than he usually did. As he proudly informed me, he had another gun; I did not wish to inquire further. for the following day I find that the morning meetings are scratched out and I remember that I called in after a nearly sleepless night and spoke with Ms. Maldonado. I asked her to cancel these appointments and reschedule them and asked her one important question, to which the answer was yes. Ms. Maldonado makes two copies of absolutely everything, she is the Princess of Xerox, and it turned out that she had indeed made copies of the Bracegirdle ma.n.u.script. Then Omar called me begging to be rescued from the hospital, so I went and got him. He took the wheel gladly, looking in his white medical turban more like his desert ancestors than he usually did. As he proudly informed me, he had another gun; I did not wish to inquire further.
At my direction, we picked up the Bracegirdle copies at my office and proceeded north on the East River Drive to Harlem. Although I questioned him again about the previous night's events, he could add nothing, except an apology for having been cold-c.o.c.ked and losing his charge. He could not imagine how someone had got into the loft and into position to surprise him in that way, and neither could I-another mystery added to those already acc.u.mulated in this affair.
Our destination that morning was a group of tenement buildings on 151st Street off Frederick Dougla.s.s Boulevard that my brother, Paul, owns, or rather operates, since he doesn't officially own anything. He picked them up as burned husks at a tax sale some years ago when buildings of this type were burning almost daily and has renovated them into what he refers to as an urban monastery. Paul is a Jesuit priest, a perhaps surprising revelation, since the last time I mentioned him he was a jailed thug. He is still something of a thug, which is why I went to visit him after Miranda disappeared. He has a profound understanding of violent evil.
I suppose that one of the great shocks of my life was the discovery that Paul was smart, probably smarter than me in many ways. Many families a.s.sign roles to their members, and in our family Miriam was the dumb beauty, I was the smart one, and Paul was the tough one, the black sheep. He never did a day's work in school, dropped out at seventeen, and as I mentioned, did a twenty-six-month jolt in Auburn for armed robbery. You can imagine the fate of a handsome, blond, white boy in Auburn. The usual choice is to be raped by everyone or raped exclusively by one of the big yard bulls. Paul chose the latter course as being healthier and safer and submitted to this fellow's attentions until he had fas.h.i.+oned a shank, whereupon he fell upon the yard bull one night while he slept and stabbed him a remarkable number of times (although fortunately not quite to death). Paul spent the rest of his prison time in solitary, along with the child molesters and Mafia informants. He became a reader there, which I know about because every month I used to make up a package of books for him in response to his requests. In two years I observed in amazement his progression from pulp fiction, to good fiction, to philosophy and history, and finally theology. By the time he made parole he was reading Kung and Rahner.
Upon his release, he immediately joined the army, having no other prospects and desiring an education. This was at the height of the Vietnam War and they were not being too particular. I suppose the grand-paternal Stieff genes must have kicked in because he proved to be an exemplary soldier: airborne, Ranger, Special Forces, Silver Star. He spent his two tours largely back in the Shans, as we used to say, in the contested region where Laos, Vietnam, and Cambodia come together, running with a band of montagnards just like Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now Apocalypse Now. This is virtually Paul's only comment on that experience: it was just like the movie it was just like the movie.
Strangely enough, the horror, the horror, did not make him into a monster but into something like a saint. He went to St. John's on the G.I. Bill and then signed up for the Jesuits. When he told me this I thought he was joking, I mean the notion of Paul as a priest, much less a Jesuit, but it goes to show that you can never tell about one's near and dear. I was, as I say, totally flabbergasted.
In any event, he returned to New York with the idea of building a kind of settlement house in a blighted neighborhood, and so he did, but being Paul and considering the social experiment tradition of the Society of Jesus, the thing had a certain twist; he was easily distinguishable from Jane Addams. I say he was a saint, but he also remained a thug. There are a number of these types in the calendar of the saints, including, for one, the founder of Paul's own order. Paul's theory is that our civilization is collapsing into a dark age and that the advancing edges of this are visible in urban ghettos. He says dark ages are all about forgetting civilization and its arts and also the increasing reluctance of the ruling cla.s.ses to pay for civic life. This sealed the fate of Rome, he claims. He doesn't think that the ghetto needs uplift, however, but rather that when the crash comes, the poor will survive better than their masters. They need less, he says, and they are more charitable, and they don't have to unlearn as much. This was why Jesus preferred them. Yes, quite crazy; but when I observe the perfect helplessness of my fellow citizens of the middle cla.s.s and higher, our utter dependence on electricity, cheap gas, and the physical service of unseen millions, our reluctance to pay our fair share, our absurd gated enclaves, our "good buildings," and our incompetence at any task other than the manipulation of symbols, I often think he has a point.
So Paul has constructed, under the guise of a mission church and a school, a kind of early medieval abbey. It consists of three buildings, or rather two buildings and the empty s.p.a.ce between them once occupied by a tenement totally gutted by the fire and later demolished. This s.p.a.ce is fronted on the street by a wall and a gate and through this gate walked Omar and I that day. It is always open. (We left the limo on the street. Such is the authority of the place that I was sure no one would molest it.) The footprint of the former building is now a sort of cloister, with a vegetable garden, a little terrace with a fountain, and a playground. One of the buildings is a K12 school, partially residential, and the other consists of offices, dormitories, and workshops. There is a L'Arche community on site, which is a group that lives with and cares for severely disabled people, and there is also a part-time medical clinic and a Catholic Worker soup kitchen. The place was its usual chaos: the halt, mad, and crippled doing their thing, clumps of robed rehabilitated gangsters working at various tasks, and neatly uniformed schoolchildren racing about, quite the medieval scene. Omar always feels entirely at home here.
I came to Paul on this occasion because his intelligence has a devious edge to it, rather like that of our dad. I am an infant in comparison, and although it often galls me to depend on my brother in this way, I occasionally do. He says it is good for my soul.
We found him in the bas.e.m.e.nt of the school building discussing a boiler with some contractors. He was wearing a blue coverall and was quite filthy, although Paul makes even dirt look good. He is somewhat shorter than I am but far more elegantly built. To my eye he has not changed much from what he looked like when I picked him up at the airport on his return from the army nearly twenty-five years ago, except his hair is longer on top. He still resembles Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner Blade Runner or an SS recruiting poster. He gave us a big smile, white teeth gleaming in the dim bas.e.m.e.nt, and embraced both of us. Leaving the contractors to their work with a few more words, he ran us up to his office, a tiny cramped room with a view of the terrace/cloister and the playground, and of course he wanted to know about Omar's head. I think he likes Omar somewhat more than he likes me. No, that's a lie, but let it sit there on the page. Paul loves me, and it drives me nuts. I am not at all nice to him. I can't help it. I think it is Izzy's introjection boiling up from inside me, full of contemptuous disdain. or an SS recruiting poster. He gave us a big smile, white teeth gleaming in the dim bas.e.m.e.nt, and embraced both of us. Leaving the contractors to their work with a few more words, he ran us up to his office, a tiny cramped room with a view of the terrace/cloister and the playground, and of course he wanted to know about Omar's head. I think he likes Omar somewhat more than he likes me. No, that's a lie, but let it sit there on the page. Paul loves me, and it drives me nuts. I am not at all nice to him. I can't help it. I think it is Izzy's introjection boiling up from inside me, full of contemptuous disdain.
After Paul got the whole story out of Omar, and after he'd heard a good deal of tedious data about Omar's family and the suffering of his relations on the West Bank, Omar excused himself for his noon prayers. Just after he left, an exquisite brown boy trotted in with a message, looking remarkably fine in his school uniform, which is a navy blazer, gray slacks, white s.h.i.+rt, and a white-and-black striped tie. When he had gone I said, rolling my eyes, "Getting any of that now? Peachy b.u.t.tocks glowing in the dim sacristy lamplight..."
"Elderly nuns satisfy my residual l.u.s.ts, thank you," he said, still smiling. "And speaking of s.e.xual excess, you seem to have got yourself in a jam again over a woman. Who is this Miranda?"
"No one special, just a client. I only had her stay at my place because some people seemed to be following her."
"Uh-huh. You know, Amalie called me this morning. She seemed pretty upset."
"Well, gosh, Paul, I'm sorry Amalie's upset. I know! Why don't you you marry her. Then you can be all perfect together and I can sink further into depravity. Me and Miri-" marry her. Then you can be all perfect together and I can sink further into depravity. Me and Miri-"
"Miri's worried about you too. What's all this about Russian gangsters?"
Another thing that drives me crazy is my family talking about me behind my back. One reason I try to live a blameless life (the s.e.x part aside) is to reduce the zone of gossip, but clearly I have failed in this. I suppressed whatever I might have felt at the time because the entire purpose of my visit was to seek Paul's counsel in this affair. No one I know has a wider network of contacts at all levels of society in New York, from street b.u.ms to the mayor. So I gave him the whole tale-Bulstrode, the Bracegirdle ma.n.u.script, the murder, the mugging, the conversation with Miri (although he knew about that already from her), meeting Miranda, her abduction, and the phone call.