Chapter 106 - Best Bros Forever
Translator: Lav
Editor: Levs
s.h.i.+ Lei didn’t have to make a move as Luo Ming kicked fatty on the b.u.t.t.
“Can’t you say something normal? Why are you yelling at him! Is s.h.i.+tou that kind of person? Don’t use your dirty mind to measure him. And mansion? Mansions are usually built in the outskirts, at least 20 km away from our school. Do you also want s.h.i.+tou to buy a car for you so you won’t be late for cla.s.s?”
Zhang Mo also knew that he spoke inappropriately. They could joke about these things by themselves as guys, but it was inappropriate when Sun Yiyi was here.
“Sorry, sorry. I just like to talk nonsense. s.h.i.+tou, Yiyi, please don’t mind me!” Except when Zhang mo was talking, he was making faces at s.h.i.+ Lei. s.h.i.+ Lei immediately understood that this brat was saying: no wonder you were sleeping at 7PM, it was because Sun Yiyi was here, but she’s only an eighteen year old girl, how can you taint such a young girl? And for the whole afternoon? Tsk tsk, you didn’t know how to take care of a woman, did you?
s.h.i.+ Lei wanted to kick this d.a.m.ned fatty so much. Luckily, Sun Yiyi forced a smile and said ‘it’s ok’ whilst blus.h.i.+ng. It seemed like this girl wouldn’t understand the synergy between men and s.h.i.+ Lei didn’t try to explain anything else.
“What are you three doing here? Do you need me for anything?” s.h.i.+ Lei sat down on his bed as his stomach finally stopped rumbling after drinking the soup.
“What do you mean? Can’t we come look for you without any reason? We are good bros that stayed in the same dorm for three years. s.h.i.+tou, I didn’t think that you were this shallow. After all, I slept with you for three years and now because you have money you don’t even want to talk to us. You are making us sad……”
The reply to Zhang Mo’s words was one of s.h.i.+ Lei’s slippers.
Sun Yiyi didn’t want to stay here anymore. These guys talked dirty and she was rather shy, there was no way for her to communicate with them.
“s.h.i.+tou ge, I’ll go back first.” Sun Yiyi stood up timidly.
s.h.i.+ Lei thought that it was a good idea for Sun Yiyi to go back. Since Sun Yiyi knew where he lives now, she could come over whenever she wanted to.
“Mhm, you should go back first since aunt needs to be taken care of. I’ll walk you down.” s.h.i.+ Lei stood, pretended to not see those three making funny faces at him and walked down with Sun Yiyi.
After they walked into the elevator, s.h.i.+ Lei took out a chain of keys which he prepared for Sun Yiyi before she came. Although he might not be relieved to leave this house in other people’s hands, but he could definitely trust Sun Yiyi with it.
“Take this. If you need to see me, just come over. Or, if you want a quiet place to study, you can also come here. This is the key, that is the card for the entrance. Just swipe it and you can come in.”
Sun Yiyi was blank for a second. She opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something, but eventually she took the keys and nodded: “I’ll come and do ch.o.r.es for you.”
s.h.i.+ Lei knew Sun Yiyi’s personality so he didn’t say anything. He walked her out of the building and didn’t go back till he watched her get on the bus.
It was already a mess inside the house. Those three guys, one was lying on the couch, the other two were lying on the bed and treated the house like their own.
Seeing that s.h.i.+ Lei was back, all three sat up and giggled tacitly with extremely perverted expressions.
“s.h.i.+tou, you are keeping a beauty inside a love nest! Tsk tsk, this house wasn’t cheap, was it?” When Sun Yiyi was still here, Luo Ming was pretending to be more serious, but now that she was gone, he went back to his original self.
“Can you all get off from my bed? Is that where you suppose to be lying down? I’m being merciful to let you into the house, have some sense, ok? Especially you, you d.a.m.ned fatty. How dirty are your shoes? I just bought new bedspreads today too.”
“Ah, a wealthy person is a wealthy person after all. You moved away so easily without even telling us and you didn’t even up pick up calls. If it wasn’t for my perseverance, we even thought that you were kidnapped! s.h.i.+tou, you are too full of yourself recently!” Zhang Mo bitterly said.
Luo Yi also nodded and said: “Yep, what fatty said was right. We know that you are rich, how how sad would we be after you move away without telling us? Now there are only three people left out of F4!”
“Well, you guys can be SHE(1)!” s.h.i.+ Lei roasted them mercilessly.
Zhang Mo spoke again: “s.h.i.+tou, now that you moved out, you won’t go back to our dorm anymore?”
Luo Ming and Xu Yi also seemed b.u.t.thurt and heartbroken too: “Three years, I’ve gotten used to going to cla.s.ses together and eating together as four. Now that one person’s gone, I really feel somewhat depressed.”
s.h.i.+ Lei also became sorrowful after hearing their words.
Now that they mentioned it. In the past three years, s.h.i.+ Lei spent all the time with them except for holidays and these three were his closest friends. Although they were annoying, but after s.h.i.+ Lei was gone, and they didn’t have many lessons in the fourth year as people are now hunting for jobs, it was rather difficult for them to go back what it was like in the past.
“Don’t be like this, we haven’t graduated yet. Here isn’t too far from school. If you want to come over, just call me. Us four will be bros forever and that won’t change. Whether I’m rich or not, and whether how we all do later in life, we will be best friends forever……”
Seeing that s.h.i.+ Lei spoke so seriously, the other three exchanged glances with each other, bursted into laughter and s.h.i.+ Lei didn’t know what was going on.
“Well, in reality, we would definitely cherish this friends.h.i.+p more than you would. After all, you are the only rich person in our group. Now that you’ve moved out, we won’t see you as much anymore but we haven’t had enough good days yet! What we meant was it doesn’t matter whether you live in the dorm or here, our party Wednesday can’t be changed. If doesn’t matter how busy you are, you need to remember to treat us to dinner, drinking and karaoke. If you dare to change, we’ve discussed that we will squat in front of your house with a bowl each and tell the others that you slept with us for three years and discarded us after you had used us……”
Holy s.h.i.+t!
s.h.i.+ Lei discovered that he was too kind. How could he really believe that these three will miss him? They were simply missing his money!
“b.i.t.c.h! f.u.c.k off and go squat in front of my door! I’m not treating you ever again!” s.h.i.+ Lei raged.
“Don’t be like this! Emperor, calm down.” Xu Yi laughed.
Luo Ming took the initiative and jogged in front of s.h.i.+ Lei, then he started ma.s.saging s.h.i.+ Lei’s shoulders.
Zhang Mo was even more shameless. He ran to the door and took the slippers. He lifted s.h.i.+ Lei’s feet and said shamelessly: “Emperor, look at you, you were in such a hurry that you forgot to change your shoes. I’ll change it for you!”
s.h.i.+ Lei yelled lifelessly: “f.u.c.k off!”
The three of them laughed loudly and s.h.i.+ Lei couldn’t help but to smile with them.
After a while, Zhang Mo asked carefully: “s.h.i.+tou, now that you’ve moved, shouldn’t we celebrate it?”
Xu Yi also said: “We must celebrate it! But we can’t let our emperor spend money today, us three will treat the emperor today!”
“Old w.a.n.g’s Barbeque! I’ll call him right now and ask him to make 100 skewers first.” Luo Ming took out his phone.
s.h.i.+ Lei was speechless but let them did what they want. They then went to Old w.a.n.g’s Barbeque to drink and eat skewers.