Crystalback Snowlizard

That's a lizard? That's a freaking lizard?! Has anyone ever seen a lizard more than a meter tall, or longer than ten?! Has anyone ever seen a lizard that gives off an aura like that of a dragon?! Has anyone ever seen a lizard whose breath forms crystals of ice?! Never?! Well, I finally have! We want to kill that?! Ha... Haha… Hahaha!

Oh Daver, you're insane! If you really want to die that much, Annelotte will do it for you if you just touch her butt. Why did you have to come all the way here and make trouble for this humongous lizard?!

Are you trying to warm up before dying? That's what you want, why'd you have to drag us into it? I still have a lot I want to see! I don't want to end up lizard droppings with you!

So they were originally slaves as well,

[1]

[1]

Editor's note: This is an actual neural bias called the fundamental attribution error, where people think that others' behavior reflects their character, and their own behavior is because of outside causes. See

Wikipedia (opens in new tab)

for more info.