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However, if the physical evidence didn't turn up, she would have no choice but to approach the matter from a broader perspective. She left him a thick folder containing copies of the key elements in her case against Harkey to bring the threat home. She told Harkey to think about it. She told him that his thinking should take no more than a week.

One week later, the physical evidence in the Merriweather case miraculously reappeared in the evidence room. A day later, my car window was bashed in. Coincidence?

DOING TIME.

While Schmidt was being freed from San Quentin, Rae was unfortunately stuck in probation at the community garden. Maggie took pictures and sent them to Rae's cell phone. Unlike so many others who have had the misfortune of being falsely imprisoned, Levi Schmidt had a family that could welcome him home and give him time to breathe and learn to live in the outside world again. Schmidt would have a chance for a relatively normal life, at least what was left of it. That day at the garden, Rae planted carrots and zucchini and didn't mind so much that she was spending most of her free time on her hands and knees in the dirt. That was the last day she wore her FREE SCHMIDT! T-shirt. More than a few times I've wondered what happened to the hundreds of navy-blue tops--I guess they turned into sleepwear, cleaning rags, and landfill.

I visited Demetrius as soon as we got the news on the evidence and told him to be patient. DNA testing takes time. Requesting the courts to test for DNA on a closed case takes even more time. But I reminded Merriweather that it was a step in the right direction. Then I had Merriweather take another quiz. He scored 100 percent again, so I figured, like I've always said, you can learn almost anything from television. Since we had some time to kill and I knew these visits helped kill the monotony, Merriweather and I played Mad Libs. (Our game options were limited because of the plastic divider.) Still, I think he enjoyed himself. Then it was time for us to say our good-byes.

"Angel, when I get out of here, I'm going to buy you a four-dollar cup of coffee," Merriweather said.

"I look forward to it," I replied.

Since I was crossing the bridge and not far from the Winslow residence, I decided to drop in and see how Mr. Winslow and his new valet were doing. I'm afraid I have nothing of interest to report. They were doing fine. Although Winslow did ask about Mr. Leonard and I could tell from the wistful tone of his voice that while the new valet had all the skills, manners, and attentiveness required for the position, Winslow clearly missed the dramatic presence and true friendship of Mr. Leonard.

I then checked on Mrs. Enright and inquired how her son was doing. She played no games this time. She shook my hand but avoided eye contact in the way that people avoid eye contact when they can't stand to be seen. I left quickly, knowing that I was making her uncomfortable. I had seen too much of her life and she didn't like it. I suppose it was the contrast of having just visited Demetrius, but it seemed fascinating to me that a man in prison could find more joy in life than a woman who was free to roam the streets. Our ability to adapt is amazing. Our ability to change isn't quite as spectacular.

THE ATTACK OF.

SUNDAY-NIGHT DINNER.

The attendance at family meals began to expand exponentially after Fred started showing up, though I got the feeling he always ate a slice of pizza before coming. I got that feeling because I noticed tomato sauce stains on his shirt and he made a big show of only eating the vegetables for my mom. This night, Henry made his first appearance.

My mother was always extra nice to Henry, as if she had to compensate for whatever trouble I inflicted in our private life. I think Henry enjoyed the deference. Truth be told, there was definitely some inflicting being done.

Also making an appearance that night were Morty and Ruth. When Morty saw Henry, he pulled me aside and said, "Finally, you gave the cop your number."

"Yes, Morty. He definitely has my number."

Morty pinched my nose. "Good girl," he said. "Don't blow it with your crazy shenanigans."

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

I tried not to notice how little my old friend ate these days and averted my gaze from the way his clothes hung loose off his bones. The glasses made him Morty. If he removed those, I don't think I could have borne to look at him.

Fortunately the evening's primary distraction was David and Maggie's announcement that they would be getting married in two months' time. I am happy to report that not a single person used the phrase "shotgun wedding." My mother insisted that Rae and I throw a combination baby/bridal shower. Rae and I exchanged a glance that mixed both terror and incomprehension, having only been to such things on rare and cruel occasions. However, my sister and I reverted to our poker faces and offered helpful suggestions.

"I can make Magic Punch," I said.

"How do you feel about pizza rolls?" Rae asked.

My mom interrupted us and said, "Don't worry, Maggie. We'll make sure it's tasteful."

I heard David mutter, "Because tasteful is Isabel's middle name." Then I heard him say, "Ouch," which meant that Maggie had kicked him under the table.

After the minor assault, Maggie turned to me and said, "If I see anything pink or powder blue, or there's a pacifier or a baby bottle in sight, I will take you down right then and there. Do you hear me?"

"Loud and clear," I replied.

Maggie was going to make an excellent sister-in-law.

THE LONG GOOD-BYE.

The next time Morty and I met for lunch, he wasn't up for an outside excursion, so I brought the deli to him. Still, he was only eating soup.

"Have you ever done any party planning before?" Morty asked, as if I were at a job interview.

"Well, I'm working on a baby/bridal shower right now," I replied.

"Good. Good," Morty said. "Take out a pen and paper."

I followed his instructions.

"First things first. I want you to do my eulogy."

"Huh?"

"You heard me," he said.

"I don't think that's a good idea," I replied. "I'm not really good with words that way."

"Who cares? I'm writing it."

"Oh," I replied. "So you're going to write your own eulogy?"

"And you're going to deliver it."

"Can I say no?"

"You'd deny a dying man his last wish?"

Sigh.

"Good," Morty replied. "You're not a Jew, but the guilt still works. Now take out a pen and paper and let me dictate."

Morty ate a few more spoonfuls of chicken soup and contemplated the words he wanted to leave the world with.

"How should I begin?" he asked.

"I don't know," I replied.

" Friends and family'--no, that's too serious."

"It is a funeral, Morty."

"So? It doesn't mean we can't have a little fun."

"What's your goal with this speech?"

"I'd like you to impart some of my wisdom to my friends and family."

"Okay, let's start with the wisdom part," I said.

"Good thinking," Morty replied. Then he started thinking.

My pen was poised over the pad of paper for about five minutes until Morty broke the silence.

"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"You don't say?" I replied.

"Why aren't you writing?" Morty asked.

"I'm not going to talk about breakfast in your eulogy."

"Let's not think of it as a eulogy. You'll be delivering my sage advice."

"Is that the kind of wisdom you want to leave people with? Breakfast? Really?"

"We're brainstorming, Izzele. Are you going to argue with me the entire time?"

"I hope not."

"I'd also like you to wear a dress. Something in a bright color that's festive."

"I can't wear a festive dress to a funeral."

"It's always 'no' with you."

"Let's get back to the speech," I suggested, mostly to detract from the subject of my wardrobe.

"Let's start at the beginning," Morty said. "We're losing focus."

"Okay," I replied.

"I just need a good opening line," Morty said.

"How about 'Ladies and germs,'" I said.

"That's good. I like it."

Unfortunately, that wasn't the only speech Morty and I had to prepare. Gabe and Petra's wedding was nearing and I was part of the modest bridal party. Petra has tattoos and wore a silver 1920s flapper dress. As you can imagine, we were given free rein with our wardrobe, as I think it should be. It was an evening wedding, so I got away with wearing black. Henry told me I looked lovely. Morty told me I looked like I was going to a funeral.

"Don't even think of wearing that to mine," he said when he saw me.

"We'll talk about this later," I replied. "Do you have your toast prepared?"

Morty patted his breast pocket. Once the festivities were under way and the revelers were appropriately booze soaked, Morty got up to the microphone and delivered verbatim another speech we had tangled over for the last few days. It was remarkably brief but met the requirements I'd insisted upon--it included the phrase "l'chaim" and excluded the words "shiksa," "body piercings," "tattoos," and "let's see how long this lasts."

Morty lied at the end and said, "I couldn't be happier for the two of you," then he raised his glass, a toast was made, and Henry made me dance with him, until I stepped on his toe and told him that if he felt particularly attached to his feet, we should probably keep this activity to a minimum.

Even with Morty's reservations about the couple in question, he looked happy that night. He worked the room at a snail's pace, but he said hello to each and every guest, which ultimately was good-bye.

A few weeks later, Morty entered the hospital for the last time. I was still allowed to bring him deli food. But he'd eat only a bite here and there.

The cancer Morty had was a brain tumor, a glioblastoma multiforme, they call it. One day, when I was visiting him, he showed me the brain scan.

"There it is, Izzele. The thing that's killing me. What does it look like to you?"

"A butterfly," I replied.

"Funny, isn't it?"

"Not so much."

"Let's work on my speech."

"I want to be clear on something, Morty. Just because you're writing it, don't forget that I have to deliver it."

"Remember when I went away the last time?"

"To Miami?"

"Remember that list I gave you?"

"Yes."1 "Maybe we should go with that list. Can you find it? We'll make some adjustments here and there."

"I'm not going to tell people to stay out of prison at a funeral."

"See? It's always 'no' with you."

Other good-byes had to be said, as well. Len and Christopher had packed up all of their belongings and their move to New York was only a week away.

I brought Henry to the good-bye party. Len, even after all these years, still had trouble with cops, so he didn't warm to him right away. However, he did manage to say that Henry was the most well-groomed man he'd ever seen me with.

"You have no idea," I replied.

Then we talked about his plans for New York. I suggested Benson! The Musical. Christopher suggested I pour myself another drink and stop talking about it. When we left, Len promised me orchestra seats for every theater production he was in. It was a promise he wouldn't keep. Thank god.

MERRIWEATHER.