"How many times?"

"I'm ashamed to say."

"Spit it out."

"Three times."

"Seriously? Couldn't you have chosen another victim?"

"I knew where she kept her TVs," Demetrius said, shrugging his shoulders with embarrassment.

"Just her TVs? Nothing else?" I asked.

"Back then I smoked a lot of the dope3 and I really liked watching television when I was high. And eating Cheetos."4 "Wasn't one television enough?"

"I only stole more TVs when I ran out."

"What happened to the TVs you stole?"

"My brother stole the first one from me and I pawned the second one to buy my mama a birthday present."5 "I see. Did Ms. Collins suspect you had stolen her TV?"

"No. She knew I did it. Every time she saw me, she'd say, 'Boy, give me my TV back!'"

"What would you say?"

"I'd say, 'I don't have it no more,' which was true."

"Do you have any idea who killed her?"

"No," Demetrius replied. "I just know it wasn't me."

"According to the police report you claimed to have an alibi--Theresa Barnes--but she didn't back your story."

"That's because they found drugs in her house and threatened her with jail time if she talked. But then she retracted her retraction, but nobody would listen to her no more."

"I need to contact Theresa. Can you get her information for me?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Demetrius, I hate being called 'ma'am.'"

"Then I'm gonna call you 'Angel.'"

"Or Isabel is just fine."

"Are you going to get me out of here, Angel?"

"I'm going to try. Hang in there, Demetrius. I'll be in touch."

"I knew it, the moment I saw you, that the Lord had sent you to me."

"Listen to me, Demetrius: I'm no angel. You and me, we're not that different."

LOST WEDNESDAY AGAIN.

The missing hardware and Lost Wednesdays were connected. I just couldn't figure out how and I also couldn't fathom why my parents hadn't gotten to the bottom of the situation. As far as I could tell, they knew the identity of the thief but were protecting him or her for reasons that I had yet to determine.

I borrowed Petra's car and a wig from her shop and settled into a day of surveillance on the Spellman household. I parked down the block with a set of binoculars and some snack food. As far as long-term surveillances went, this one was a piece of cake. Our neighbor, Edison Horlador, a retired banker and avid baker, was home most days. He could be relied upon for coffee breaks, cookies, and an available bathroom. One with an actual doorknob on it.

And so I planted myself at the house for a few hours and watched. Eventually three people arrived in the same car. All looked like your average sort. I could have picked them out of a lineup, but there was nothing else I could report about them. They stayed in the house for an hour and then departed. I followed them. Two members of the trio were dropped off at a residence in the Sunset. The woman driving the vehicle returned to her place of employment. None of the parties exited the house with anything more than they had entered with, so one mystery remained unsolved. However, I finally knew what those Lost Wednesdays were about. And let me tell you right now: There was never any salsa dancing.

David, Rae, and I collided at the front door of the Spellman home early Thursday morning. David was returning Rae to her jail cell (she had a twenty-four-hour furlough at David's house, during which I gathered he let her watch TV and eat M&M's). My sister's spirit had been much restored, although the return to her fate of confined spaces and bland food would soon bring her back to her current status quo (i.e., miserable).

"Do you know what's going on here, Isabel?" David asked, taking in the scene.

All the missing doorknobs had been replaced by temporary ones that didn't fit the Victorian aesthetic. Our previous knobs were made of brass or glass. These were silver, modern, and straight out of a hardware shop.

"I'm still working out all the details," I replied.

"I think we should pay them a visit," David suggested. "And gather some intelligence."

It was seven thirtyA.M. and Mom and Dad were still in bed. David knocked on their door.

"What?!" Dad answered, sounding groggy, cranky, and something else.

"We're coming in," David said, and swung open the door.

Inside, my parents' bedroom had been transformed from its previous utilitarian sleeping nook/storage closet to a clean, well-lit, beige bedroom, with the furniture entirely rearranged.

"What happened here?" David asked.

"Feng shui," Mom replied.

"Gesundheit," I said.

"That's so unlike you both," David said, eyeing them suspiciously.

"We got a book," said Mom. "It's important for the marriage to keep clutter out of the bedroom. And the bed shouldn't line up directly with the door and should be approachable from both sides."

David stared at the television set that was still stationed in front of the bed.

"Don't they tell you to get rid of the TV, too?"

"We don't have to do everything the book says," Dad replied.

"Is there something we can do for you?" Mom asked.

"No. We just dropped by to say hello."

"Did you feed the prisoner?" Dad asked.

"Not yet," I replied.

"May I recommend Cream of Wheat? Straight up," Mom said.

"Excellent choice," I replied.

FREE MERRIWEATHER--.

CHAPTER 2.

Demetrius had passed on his alibi information through Maggie. We agreed that I would do the hard labor and she would file the appeal, if I could find any new evidence to base it on. While the Schmidt case hinged on compelling DNA evidence, I had to find a different angle because the physical evidence in this case (both Elsie Collins's garments and the clothes they took from Demetrius) was "misplaced" in the evidence room and never recovered.

This didn't leave me many avenues to pursue, but I would pursue them nonetheless. I needed to speak to everyone who was interviewed at the time of the murder to see whether something was missed in the original investigation.

Before I commenced my own investigation, beginning with my first interview with Theresa Barnes (the alibi), Maggie asked me to drop by her office for a chat.

"I'm missing something here, Isabel. I understand that being locked in a file room all night could be traumatic and cause some unusual behavior, but there's something you're not telling me. And I think I should know it."

"I think this case might hinge on police misconduct," I replied.

"They often do. You're not answering my question. Is this an act of goodwill? Are you trying to clear your conscience? Or something else?"

"All of the above?"

"Spill it," Maggie said rather authoritatively.

So I spilled. "Look at the lead investigator on the case."

Maggie perused the file.

"Oh," Maggie said, finally putting two and two together. "Inspector Rick Harkey. Why didn't I see that before?"

"You weren't looking," I replied.

In case you were thinking that I had turned saintly or at the very least developed some kind of social conscience, I hate to disappoint you. I took on the Merriweather case for one primary reason--to finally get at Harkey. If I couldn't destroy his career, maybe I could ruin his reputation.

Well, that's how the whole thing started. But as I'm sure you've discovered yourself, things change, people change, and what drives you to act can turn on a dime.

Theresa Barnes conveniently lived across the bay in El Cerrito. When I phoned her about an interview, there was no hesitation in her agreement. We met in her one-bedroom stucco house. She said she lived alone, but I gathered it was more that she paid rent alone. There were signs of other inhabitants, even though the inhabitants weren't currently around.

I asked if I could film her and she agreed, although she left the room to apply makeup and don a more flattering top. The interview was straightforward, and Theresa was a sound witness--a witness, however, who was once a drug addict who lied to stay out of prison. Her story was exactly the same as Demetrius said it would be, so I won't bore you with the details. The most striking thing I noticed about Theresa was that her remorse was unshakable. According to prison records, she visited Demetrius at least once a month. She had contacted lawyers before, seeking help. In fact, it was Theresa who found Maggie Mason.

Through Ms. Barnes, I got the names of other individuals who knew Merriweather before he was convicted. Character witnesses wouldn't do me much good at this point, but I was curious, and if the case was ever reopened, they might come in handy.

While my gut told me that Demetrius and Theresa were telling the truth, I've learned to occasionally ignore my innards and instead follow logic. My next stop was Jack Weaver, the ten-year-old neighbor across the street who was the only eyewitness in the case. Jack was now thirty and working for a telecom company. He remembered the case but said he had little to add to his original statement. He never testified in court. He merely said that he saw Demetrius leave Ms. Collins's home carrying a television. It was dark outside but he recognized Demetrius.

I asked him what a ten-year-old was doing up so late. Watching Johnny Carson, of course.

"Do you remember what Demetrius was wearing?"

"The same thing he always wore. A sweatshirt under a denim jacket."

"Do you remember seeing him the next day?"

"I don't know if it was the next day, but I saw him after the murder. We were all standing outside Elsie's house, talking."

"Did he look sad?"

"I think so."

"Did he look guilty?"

"I was ten. I didn't notice."

"Do you remember anything else about Mr. Merriweather?"

"I saw him steal toothpaste from the corner shop once."

"That's it?"

"But what I remember was how he made it look so natural. I think that's why he could take TVs and stuff. He didn't look around all shifty eyed. He acted like he was supposed to take the TV."

"Do you think he murdered Elsie Collins?"

"No. But I know he stole her TV."

WHAT THE BUTLER DID DO.

It's easy to get lost in a cause (or a vendetta), but when you suddenly realize bills need to be paid, well, real cases take priority. At least that's the grown-up perspective on things, and since I've been impersonating one of those recently, I had to go with the plan.

If you recall, we last left the Case of Mr. Winslow's Sort-of-Missing Butler with a new set of fingerprints, which I found under the toilet seat. Henry left a message on my voice mail informing me that he found a match on the prints. He said he'd meet me at my new bar at seven if I wanted the information. Of course, a name, Social Security number, and any criminal record could easily have been provided in either a phone message or an e-mail. But I guess Henry wanted a drink and I wanted information, so I agreed to meet him. I guess that's what friends do: They drink together and exchange information. I was getting used to this relationship. I no longer felt the need to protest.

"Hand it over," I said as soon as Henry arrived.

Henry passed me the envelope and then went to the bar and ordered. I broke the seal and reviewed the contents.

Mason Graves was no Mason Graves at all. He was Harvey Grunderman, born in Missouri and raised in Arizona, where he first did time for check fraud. He was currently serving six months in a minimum-security prison for neglecting to pay child support. Ten years of child support, to be exact. So, apparently, Grunderman also had a kid. I checked the home address listed on his police record and decided I'd check it out the next day.