"What?" I asked.
"Drinking," he replied, amused with his little joke.
"Right. Thanks for reminding me."
I kissed David on the cheek and departed. When I arrived at home, I deloused my apartment for three hours. Then I took a shower and a very long nap. A nap so long, in fact, I wasn't awoken until half past eight in the evening. The phone call came from Rae.
"Izzy, I'm at Maggie's office. I need a ride home."
"Where are Mom and Dad?"
"I think they're at a movie. Please," she said.
"One of these days you're going to tell me what happened on that bus," I replied.
"It's a deal."
Twenty minutes later, I was inside Maggie's office.
"Do you need to pee?" Rae asked.
"Not really," I replied.
"Maybe you should go ahead, because I need to make a couple stops."
"Where?" I asked suspiciously.
"It won't take that long, but maybe you should use the bathroom."
"I don't need to use the bathroom, okay?"
"Not even a little bit?"
"No! Now get your stuff together so we can leave."
The door to the unlit file room was open; a sturdy chair rested under the light fixture.
"Even on a chair, I can't reach it," Rae said.
"Isn't there a janitor?" I asked.
"Yeah, but I don't want Maggie to have to deal with that in the morning," Rae replied.
I climbed up on the chair, unscrewed the burned-out bulb, and handed it to Rae. She was texting someone on her cell phone and not paying attention.
"My phone's dead," Rae said. "Where's yours?"
"In my purse," I replied, which was on the receptionist's desk.
Then my sister gave me this meaningful look and said, "Have you changed your mind about helping with the Schmidt case?"
"No. And I don't want to talk about it anymore."
Rae stuck her phone in her pocket and passed me a fresh lightbulb. Once I'd screwed it in, Rae flipped the switch, which was outside of the file room door.
"Good. You'll need light."
"Why?" I asked, still oblivious.
"Maybe a night in solitary will give you some perspective. Maybe then you'll understand how Schmidt feels."
I was still standing on the chair when Rae shut the file room door. I heard the key go in the lock and a deadbolt lodge into place.
Then I heard Rae exit the office.
After that, all I heard was silence.
I checked the door. Then I checked it again. Then I scanned the room, which was equipped with a bottle of water, a bag of cookies, a stack of files, a legal-sized writing pad with an assortment of pens, and an empty bucket.
The first hour of my false imprisonment was spent overcoming the sheer shock of the situation. Rae was capable of many things, but this, this took me by surprise. The shock was followed by the natural need to escape the confined quarters. I banged on the door and screamed for help. I searched the file room for anything that could aid my escape. If I found a hammer, I would have spent the rest of my hours bashing away at the door, hoping it would eventually give. There were no matches, so I couldn't set off the fire alarm, and there was not a single paper clip in sight to play with the lock, although paper clip lock-picking is a long shot at best.
Hour three, I plotted revenge. Hour four, I considered sleep, but I would have had to either bash out or unscrew a steaming hot lightbulb, and frankly, I didn't think sleep was even possible. By the fifth hour, I resigned myself to the situation, knowing that my revenge would take on many forms and I had only five more hours until morning, when someone would free me.
I used that time wisely. But I'll tell you about that later. First things first.
THE MORNING AFTER.
It was Maggie who liberated me at eight A.M., eleven hours after my incarceration began. The moment I heard the rustlings in the office, I began banging my fists on the door and screaming for help.
A startled Maggie shouted, "Who's in there?"
"Isabel!"
Within seconds, the door was flung open. Maggie gawked at me in utter shock.
"What were you doing in there?" she asked.
"Excuse me," I said. "I have to pee."
I rushed past her and used the bathroom. That weird conversation with Rae had started making sense around hour six. When I returned to Maggie's office, her expression remained unchanged.
"What's going on?" she asked.
I was still steaming with emotion and said only, "Rae."
"I don't understand."
"Rae locked me in there last night."
"What?"
"Rae locked me in the file room overnight," I said, spelling it out.
"Why?" Maggie asked, as if it were still possible that there was a logical explanation.
"To let me know what it's like to be innocently incarcerated."
Maggie gawked at me for a moment, but when understanding kicked in, she put her hand over her mouth and gasped in shock.
"Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Are you okay?"
"I'm fine," I replied. "I think."
Maggie reached into her pocket and offered me a half-eaten cookie.
"Are you hungry?"
"No, thanks. There was food."
"Do you need some water?"
"There was water."
Maggie then pulled something from her other pocket.
"Breath mint?"
"I'll take one of those," I said.
I leaned against the file room door and lost myself in revenge scenarios for a moment. Maggie interrupted.
"What are you going to do?" she asked.
"I don't know."
My purse was still sitting on the desk. I looked inside for my phone and car keys and both were missing. Well, one mystery was solved--how Rae managed to get home without taking the bus.
"What can I do?" Maggie asked.
"Drive me to Rae's school," I said. "I need to get my phone and car keys."
Twenty-five minutes later (Maggie and I stopped for coffee) I was in the administrative office waiting for a visitor's pass so I could collect my things. The secretary told me that Rae was in history class and gave me the room number.
I opened the door and got the teacher's attention.
"Hi. I'm Rae's sister. I need to speak with her just for a moment."
Rae was seated in the back of the room. She studied me carefully. I caught glimpses of fear in her expression, but not enough for my liking. As she approached the door, I had a sudden urge to tackle her to the ground and rage over the events of the previous night. I took a deep breath and calmed myself. A brawl wouldn't be punishment enough. I had to be careful how I proceeded.
My sister and I stepped into the hallway.
"I believe you have my phone and car keys," I said.
Rae was prepared for the request and handed them over.
"Where's my car?" I asked.
"In the parking lot," Rae replied, not taking her eyes off of me.
"Thank you," I replied in a severely formal tone.
Long pause.
"You didn't have to use the bucket, did you?" Rae asked.
"No," I replied.
"Good."
"See you around, Rae," I said, and briskly walked away.
My sister was expecting immediate retribution. But this was much better. It kept her off balance and I wanted her to feel that sense of dangerous uncertainty for as long as possible.
The battery on my phone was dead, so I went for a drive while I charged my phone and cleared my head. Without even thinking about it, I ended up in Golden Gate Park, idling my car in front of the acreage that houses the bison. I checked the messages on my phone; a text had come in from Bernie late last night.
BPeter: Izzy, I got a problem. Can I stay at your place tonight?
Daisy kicked me out of the hotel room.
Rae had taken the liberty of replying for me.
I.Ellmanspay: No problem. Won't be home tonight.
Then I listened to the voice mail messages. There were three. I braced myself for what might come. The first was from Connor: "Bloody 'ell, Isabel. I come home to a fat man in our bed! Where the hell are you? Jesus Christ, somebody could have gotten very hurt here. Call back immediately."
An hour later, Connor again . . . "Isabel, where are you? It's five a.m. I'm angry, I'm worried, and I would like someone to vouch for the fat guy who is now on our couch."
I could hear Bernie shout "Hey" in the background.
The third message was from Bernie, left just an hour ago. "Sorry, Izzy. When you said you wouldn't be home, I didn't know that meant your boyfriend would be there. He's got quite a temper, that one. I just left your place. He's sleeping. Where are you, Izz? We're worried. If you don't call me back soon, I'm going to call your parents."