"Is he with you?"

Hesitation could mean disaster.

"Of course he is," Hill barked at once. "He's the guy who's going to look after me. I'm not going to come into this town with a lot of money just to have you take it off of me." Johnsen seemed to buy it, so Hill beckoned to Walker to come over.

The danger was that Walker had no idea about the conversation he had missed. He could only guess what Hill had been saying, and if he guessed wrong they were both in serious trouble. With Johnsen already on edge, Hill knew that the least signal from him to Walker-a raised eyebrow, for instance, as if to say "Careful now!"-was impossible.

"I saw you downstairs," Johnsen challenged Walker.

Walker was dismissive. "Yeah. You did. What do you want me to do, sit in my room all day?"

Hill launched into the cover story he and Walker had cooked up ahead of time. Walker was an English criminal who lived in Holland and occasionally did bodyguard work for Hill.

Hill had planned to introduce Walker sooner or later. Maybe they'd gambled when they shouldn't have. The only reason to leave Walker roaming free was the vague hope that he might turn up something intriguing. Hill hadn't figured on Johnsen spotting the compet.i.tion so quickly. Could he turn that to his advantage? Johnsen would be pleased with himself; maybe his pride in his own shrewdness would lead him to lower his guard a bit.

Hill figured the cover story rang pretty true. Walker wasn't the kind of guy you asked a lot of questions about, because one look at him seemed enough to resolve any mystery about the line of work he was in. And it made sense that the man from the Getty would have a bodyguard to watch out for him and maybe do a bit of driving, because this was a foreign country and Hill was talking about an awful lot of money. Or so a crook might reason. The Getty would never have approved the business about a bodyguard with a criminal record, Hill knew, so he hadn't told them that part of the story.

Edvard Munch, The Scream The Scream, 1893 tempera and oil pastel on cardboard, 73.5 91 cm PHOTO: J. Lathion; National Gallery, Norway/ ARS Lathion; National Gallery, Norway/ ARS Edvard Munch painted The Scream The Scream in 1893. It is his rawest, most emotional work and was inspired by an actual stroll at sunset. "I stopped, leaned against the railing, dead-tired," Munch recalled. "And I looked at the flaming clouds that hung like blood and a sword over the blue-black fjord and city.... I stood there, trembling with fright. And I felt a loud, unending scream piercing nature." in 1893. It is his rawest, most emotional work and was inspired by an actual stroll at sunset. "I stopped, leaned against the railing, dead-tired," Munch recalled. "And I looked at the flaming clouds that hung like blood and a sword over the blue-black fjord and city.... I stood there, trembling with fright. And I felt a loud, unending scream piercing nature."

Edvard Munch, The Vampire The Vampire, 189394 oil on canvas, 109 91 cm Munch Museum, Oslo. Munch Museum / Munch-Ellingsen Group /ARS 2004 2004 The Vampire, perhaps the second most famous of Munch's paintings, was itself once stolen. Munch feared women and yearned for them; his painting, originally known as Love and Pain Love and Pain, was about the anguish that accompanies love, not about literal vampires.

Edvard Munch, The Sick Child The Sick Child, 188586 oil on canvas, 120 118.5 cm PHOTO: J. Lathion; National Gallery, Norway /ARS J. Lathion; National Gallery, Norway /ARS The Sick Child depicts the deathbed of Munch's sister, Sophie. The girl's mother looks on helplessly. At one of his first shows, Munch approached depicts the deathbed of Munch's sister, Sophie. The girl's mother looks on helplessly. At one of his first shows, Munch approached The Sick Child The Sick Child only to find a rowdy crowd gathered before it, "laughing and shouting" in mockery. only to find a rowdy crowd gathered before it, "laughing and shouting" in mockery.

Francisco de Goya, Dona Antonia Zarate, c. 1810 oil on canvas, 82 103.5 cm Courtesy of the National Gallery of Ireland In an undercover sting that reached its climax at an airport in Belgium, Charley Hill recovered two immensely valuable paintings stolen from Russborough House in Dublin. Both paintings were stashed in the trunk of a car, Goya's Dona Antonia Zarate Dona Antonia Zarate rolled up like a cheap poster, Vermeer's rolled up like a cheap poster, Vermeer's Lady Writing a Letter with Her Maid Lady Writing a Letter with Her Maid concealed inside a plastic trash bag. concealed inside a plastic trash bag.

Jan Vermeer, Lady Writing a Letter with Her Maid Lady Writing a Letter with Her Maid, c. 1670 oil on canvas, 71.1 60.5 cm Courtesy of the National Gallery of Ireland Only thirty-five Vermeers exist, and over the years three have been stolen. One, The Concert The Concert, has been missing since 1990.

In 1995, thieves stole t.i.tian's Rest on the Flight into Egypt Rest on the Flight into Egypt, worth perhaps $10 million, from England's Lord Bath. An ex-hippie, an artist himself, and a self-proclaimed womanizer (portraits of seventy-one of his "wifelets" adorn his home), Lord Bath had inherited the painting from an ancestor who purchased it in 1878. After a seven-year search, Charley Hill recovered the painting. Here Lord Bath returns his t.i.tian to its rightful place in Longleat House.

Longleat House is huge and isolated, with 100 rooms and grounds that stretch across 9,000 acres. Like Britain's other stately homes, it is a sitting duck for thieves. By the time police arrive, the crooks have long since fled.

Francisco de Goya, Portrait of the Duke of Wellington Portrait of the Duke of Wellington, 1812 oil on wood, 52.4 64.3 cm The National Gallery, London In 1961 Goya's Portrait of the Duke of Wellington Portrait of the Duke of Wellington disappeared from London's National Gallery, which had purchased it only weeks before. The painting was recovered four years later, but it made a cameo appearance in 1962 in the first James Bond film, disappeared from London's National Gallery, which had purchased it only weeks before. The painting was recovered four years later, but it made a cameo appearance in 1962 in the first James Bond film, Dr. No Dr. No, in the villain's Caribbean hideaway.

Rembrandt Harmensz. van Rijn, Jacob III de Gheyn, 1632 oil on panel, 24.9 29.9 cm Dulwich Picture Gallery The most stolen painting of all is Rembrandt's Jacob III de Gheyn Jacob III de Gheyn, which has been stolen (and recovered) four times so far. Like most stolen paintings, the portrait is by a brand-name artist and small, not quite eight inches by ten, easy to fit inside a jacket. London's Dulwich Picture Gallery insists its security is now impeccable.

Rembrandt Harmensz. van Rijn, Storm on the Sea of Galilee Storm on the Sea of Galilee, 1633 oil on canvas, 127 160 cm On March 17, 1990, two thieves broke into the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston and stole $300 million worth of art. Mrs. Gardner's will stipulated that her museum be kept just as she had arranged it. Below, a visitor looks at the frame that once held Rembrandt's only seascape, Storm on the Sea of Galilee Storm on the Sea of Galilee. The painting itself is shown left.

Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, Boston, MA /Bridgeman Art Library Edouard Manet, Chez Tortoni Chez Tortoni, 1878-80 oil on canvas, 34 26 cm Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, Boston, MA /Bridgeman Art Library The Gardner theft was the biggest in the history of art. The greatest prizes included Manet's Chez Tortoni Chez Tortoni and Vermeer's and Vermeer's Concert Concert. The case remains unsolved, and all the paintings are still missing.

Jan Vermeer, The Concert The Concert. c. 1658-60 oil on canvas, 64.7 72.5 cm Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, Boston, MA /Bridgeman Art Library The highest price ever paid for a painting was $104.1 million for Pica.s.so's Boy with a Pipe Boy with a Pipe, at a Sotheby's auction in May 2004. Boy with a Pipe Boy with a Pipe, not considered one of Pica.s.so's masterpieces, set a record that eclipsed the previous high, $82.5 million for van Gogh's Portrait of Dr. Gachet Portrait of Dr. Gachet. Prices like those make news. The news draws crowds, and not all those in the crowds are solid citizens.

Pablo Pica.s.so, Boy with a Pipe Boy with a Pipe, 1905 oil on canvas, 81.3 100 cm Collection of Mr. and Mrs. John Hay Whitney, New York /Bridgeman Art Library /ARS Vincent van Gogh, Portrait of Dr Portrait of Dr. Gachet Gachet, 1890 oil on canvas, 56 67 cm Private Collection /Bridgeman Art Library /ARS Sid was glaringly out of place in a five-star hotel. Hill admitted to himself that he and Walker should have been more careful. Walker obviously wasn't a Norwegian, and, much more important, he looked more like an armed robber than an international businessman.

Still, the close call left Hill closer to exultant than chagrined. He lived for such tightrope-without-a-net moments. "You can't waver," he'd learned in previous undercover ventures. "If you take time to gulp, you're screwed. You've got to be as calm and relaxed and nonchalant and in control as you can be. You don't run through your options. I don't, anyway. I just trust my instincts. I don't have a rational mind, and it's so much easier to trust your instincts than it is to do a calculation. Usually it works out. Sometimes you get it wrong."

This time it worked. Over the course of a few drinks, Johnsen's suspicion of Walker gave way to something almost like camaraderie. The Norwegian leg-breaker recognized in the bad-tempered English crook a brother in arms. They were both professionals; they could work together.

The rooftop bar was more a drinking spot for tourists than for locals, because the prices were as stunning as the view. For Hill, flaunting his credit cards from the Getty, money was no object. Ulving and Johnsen were suitably impressed.

Hill kept the drinks coming and the talk flowing. The conversation dipped and meandered; there was no real agenda except to convince Ulving and Johnsen that they were indeed dealing with the Getty's man. Each of the Norwegians posed a different challenge. Hill figured he had Ulving's measure. The art dealer was unsavory and full of s.h.i.t, but his self-importance made him vulnerable. Hill would have to watch his step when he talked about art, but he had enormous faith in his "bulls.h.i.t art-speak mode." And Ulving liked to go on about his helicopter and his hotel and all the rest, but Roberts was the big-spending, free-wheeling Man from the Getty, so Hill figured he had that angle covered, too.

Johnsen posed a graver threat. He was a switched-on, alert crook, not much on charm but canny and cunning. The story about Johnsen buying and collecting art was c.r.a.p, Hill felt certain. When Hill launched into art bulls.h.i.t, Johnsen didn't have a clue. But he was dangerous anyway. With a.s.sholes like him, it wasn't a matter of what they knew. Instinct, not knowledge, was vital. Crooks like Johnsen operated on intuition and experience. Are you the real McCoy or not? Am I dealing with an easy mark?

The worst thing Hill could do was give Johnsen the impression he could take his money and and keep the painting. keep the painting.

At the bar with Ulving, Johnsen, and Walker, Hill held forth on the strange life and career of James Ensor. He was a Belgian painter, a contemporary of Munch, an odd duck who went in for a kind of Dada-esque surrealism. The Getty owned Ensor's masterpiece, Christ's Entry into Brussels in 1889 Christ's Entry into Brussels in 1889. That huge painting, painted five years earlier than The Scream The Scream, had thematic and psychological tie-ins with Munch's most acclaimed painting, "and what we have in mind is to show the great icon of expressionism and angst in juxtaposition with the great work of expressionism that relates to it in the Getty's collection."

Hill finished up with a few impa.s.sioned words about how important and groundbreaking the proposed exhibition would be. Johnsen seemed to have bought Hill's line, or perhaps he had simply sat through as much art chat as he could take.

"Can we do the deal tomorrow morning?" Johnsen asked.

"Yeah, fine," Hill said. "We can do that." He ignored Walker-Walker was a bodyguard, not a partner, and didn't need to be consulted on arrangements-and directed his attention toward Johnsen and Ulving.

"We'll meet in the hotel restaurant tomorrow, for breakfast," Hill said.

Hill strolled to the elevator and pushed the b.u.t.ton for 16. He whistled a few cheery bars of an unidentifiable tune-for good reason, he had never tried to impersonate a musician-and headed to his room to see what the minibar might have in store. The next day's plan, he felt sure, would go off without a hitch. It didn't.

16.

Fiasco at the Plaza MAY 6, 1994.

On his way to the rooftop bar, Hill had noticed that the hotel lobby seemed crowded, but he hadn't paid much attention. In the morning he learned his mistake.

While he and Walker had been drinking with Ulving and Johnsen, hundreds of new arrivals had checked in. They had not made it to the pricey top-floor bar, but when Hill walked into the hotel restaurant the next morning, he could barely squeeze through the crowd. Who were all these characters greeting one another like old pals?

Hill would have been less puzzled if he had noticed the small sign near the registration desk: "Welcome to the Scandinavian Narcotics Officers Annual Convention."

The hotel and the restaurant were crawling with plainclothes cops wearing badges that announced their name and rank. There were police and customs officers from Sweden, Norway, Finland, and Denmark, gathered in cl.u.s.ters around every corner and at every table. Every cop in Scandinavia, it looked like, and, along with them, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, the works. On top of that, the Norwegian police had apparently decided on their own that they needed to protect Hill and Walker, and the entire top-of-the-range surveillance team was there as well.

The timing was terrible. Hill needed Ulving and Johnsen relaxed and ready to deal. Would they overlook the presence of 200 cops who had popped up in the middle of the first negotiating sessions?

A worse danger still-bad enough that Hill would have to exert all his will to resist the temptation to scan the room for familiar faces-was that one of those cops might be an old friend. Over the years Hill had worked plenty of drug cases and sat through countless meetings with police and detectives from all over Europe. What if some delighted cop came running over to pound his buddy from Scotland Yard on the back?

For the time being, Hill had only Ulving to deal with. Johnsen had announced the night before that he would skip breakfast and join the others later. Hill and Ulving checked out the breakfast buffet. Cops everywhere! Ulving seemed not to mind. Could he really be the honest outsider he claimed to be?

To Hill's dismay, he spotted a high-ranking Swedish police official, a good friend. His name was Christer Fogelberg, and his expertise was in money-laundering scams. Hill had worked similar cases. Fogelberg had even modeled his unit on the corresponding one at Scotland Yard. He would be thrilled to b.u.mp into his buddy.

"s.h.i.t!" Hill thought. "He's brought the whole entourage." Fogelberg was on the other side of the restaurant, with his wife and his flunkies. "Do you mind if I sit on that side of the table, if we swap round?" Hill asked Ulving. "The sun's in my eyes and I can't see you properly."

Hill scuttled round the table and sat down with his back to Fogelberg. Now he needed to finish breakfast quickly, so that he could be gone before Fogelberg pa.s.sed by his table.

Oblivious to Hill's suffering, Ulving twittered on, chattering about his business and his views on art. Occasionally he interrupted himself to take a few bites of breakfast. More chat. Now Ulving began contemplating a second trip to the buffet.

Hill, a much larger man than Ulving and normally a big eater, muttered something about getting underway. Finally Ulving finished his meal. Fogelberg still wasn't done. Hill kept his back to Fogelberg and escaped out the restaurant door.

Safely out of sight, Hill made an excuse to Ulving about needing something from his room, and raced away. Then he phoned John Butler, the head of the Art Squad, in his makeshift office in his hotel room.

Hill told Butler to get a message to Fogelberg. Butler phoned Stockholm police headquarters, who delivered the message that there was a major undercover operation going on. If Fogelberg recognized anyone, he was to do nothing about it. Hill, who had no idea how long it would take to get the message through, continued to skulk around the hotel.

Hill's only "plan" in case Fogelberg had had spotted him, he admitted to Butler, was to cross that bridge-to jump off it, really-when he came to it. "I would have come up with spotted him, he admitted to Butler, was to cross that bridge-to jump off it, really-when he came to it. "I would have come up with something something. 'You've got the wrong guy,' I don't know, I'd turn on my American accent, I'd think of something. The best plan was to hide, which is what I did."

The escape left Hill almost giddy. He was at least as fond as the next person of telling stories that did him credit, but the stories he liked best were ones where there was nothing to do but duck your head and trust to fate. In Hill's world, a plan that worked was satisfying, but a stroke of undeserved good fortune was thrilling. Hill would have happily taken as his motto Winston Churchill's remark that nothing in life is as exhilarating as being shot at and missed.

Having alerted Butler, Hill hurried back downstairs and met Ulving in the coffee bar. By this time Johnsen had showed up. During the discussions the night before both sides had agreed on a price for The Scream's The Scream's return: 350,000, the equivalent of $530,000 or KR 3.5 million. (Why the price had fallen from the 500,000 Ulving had mentioned earlier, Hill never learned.) return: 350,000, the equivalent of $530,000 or KR 3.5 million. (Why the price had fallen from the 500,000 Ulving had mentioned earlier, Hill never learned.) Walker had already converted the money from British pounds into Norwegian kroner. The fortune in cash was in the hotel safe near the reception desk, still in Walker's sports bag. Hill feared he might trip up during the money talk, blurting out something about "pounds" that would mark him as English, when, as Chris Roberts, he should have been thinking in dollars. To keep from s.c.r.e.w.i.n.g things up, he steered clear of "pounds" and and "dollars" and stuck with "kroner." "dollars" and stuck with "kroner."

Even tiny decisions like that could be crucial. Over the years, Hill had wrestled with the questions that lying brought with it-how to justify it, and when to do it, and how best to get away with it. On his bookshelves at home he had made a place for such tomes as Sissela Bok's Lying: Moral Lying: Moral Choice in Public and Private Life Choice in Public and Private Life, but his own approach leaned more toward the practical than the philosophical. "Remember," he would say, in the earnest tone of a Boy Scout leader teaching his young charges about wilderness survival, "lies are valuable-you don't want to go around squandering them. You want to concentrate them, and you have to be effective with them."

Occasionally Hill would try to explain to non-police friends the gamesmanship at the heart of undercover work. One essential lesson: when you lie, lie big. "The whole thing whole thing is a lie," Hill would explain. "You're a cop on a cop's salary and you're posing as someone who travels first-cla.s.s and has half a million pounds in his suitcase. That's okay. What gets you in trouble is lying about the little things; that's when things get hard to remember and when you trip yourself up. is a lie," Hill would explain. "You're a cop on a cop's salary and you're posing as someone who travels first-cla.s.s and has half a million pounds in his suitcase. That's okay. What gets you in trouble is lying about the little things; that's when things get hard to remember and when you trip yourself up.

"If you try to remember too much, then you won't act naturally. You always want to tell the truth as much as you can possibly do. It's easier, there's no conscience involved, there's no blushing-you're just telling the truth, so there's no problem. That's part of it. The other part is that you need to convince the villains that you're a real person with a real life, and that's easier to do if you can talk more or less freely."

So Hill said. His practice contradicted his theory. In real life, as with the Getty plan, Hill rarely went for simple efficiency if he could come up with something elaborate and dangerous instead. Near the end of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Tom Sawyer devises a complicated scheme to rescue Jim, the slave who has run away with Huck Finn and been recaptured. Huck had proposed a straightforward solution. "Wouldn't that plan work?" he asks.

"Work? Why, cert'nly it would work,..." Tom says. "But it's too blame' simple; there ain't nothing to to it. What's the good of a plan that ain't no more trouble than that?" it. What's the good of a plan that ain't no more trouble than that?"

Then Tom unveiled his own plan. "I see in a minute it was worth fifteen of mine for style," Huck says, "and would make Jim just as free a man as mine would, and maybe get us all killed besides."

Huck at once rejects his own plan in favor of Tom's. Charley Hill would immediately and instinctively have cast the same vote.

It was midday on Friday, May 6, and the coffee bar in the Plaza was quiet. Hill's bodyguard, Sid Walker, leaned back in his chair and glared at the world. Walker's main a.s.signment was to look menacing. He was up to the task. Hill's role was to do the talking. They were performing for an audience of two, but they had to get it right. If all went well, the two performances would complement one another-Hill's improvised blather about art and the Getty was a soothing melody line; Walker's nearly silent menace served as an almost subliminal growl, a ba.s.s line that reinforced the notion that these were indeed men accustomed to making clandestine deals.

The time was right, Hill judged, to snare Johnsen once and for all. "Sid, you want to show him the money?" "Yeah, sure."

The etiquette here was more delicate than an outsider might have guessed. "Please" would have been a faux pas. Chris Roberts would use the word "please" for waiters and the like, to show that he was a gentleman, but he had to make sure that no macho crook took him for a wimp. If thugs sensed weakness, they'd move in. Hill was unarmed, in enemy territory. This was no time to play the ingenue.

Walker, too, had to watch himself. His job was to look after Roberts and his money. But he was playing a crook, not a servant. Any kind of "yes, boss" byplay would have been out of place, a jarring intrusion of Jack Benny and Rochester into a world where they didn't belong.

The tiny issue of saying "please" or skipping it hinted at a far larger issue. The challenge for Hill, in playing Chris Roberts, was that he had to send two messages at once, and they contradicted each other. He had to convince the crooks they were dealing with a genuine member of the art establishment and at the same time he had to come across as a man of the world who couldn't be pushed around.

Walker and Johnsen headed off toward the reception desk to look at the money. The scene played out almost wordlessly, punctuated only by a series of barely audible sounds. Footsteps on the gleaming floor, as Walker and Johnsen crossed the lobby. The click of the door to the hotel safe. Johnsen craned his neck, trying to peek around Walker's broad back.

Walker turned toward Johnsen and held out the bag. A quiet zzziiipp zzziiipp as he opened it. Johnsen gawked. as he opened it. Johnsen gawked.

Three and a half million kroner.

"You want to count it?"

No, said Johnsen, he didn't need to bother counting. The money rustled softly as Walker flicked at a stack of bills with a thick thumb. Walker locked the bag back in the safe.

Johnsen came back to the table unable to hide his excitement. Hill was jubilant. Johnsen had seen the money, and it had gone to his head. "Hooked him!" Hill thought.

Hill and Walker had known all along they had the right bait. The trick was to dangle it gently rather than to risk scaring the crooks away with too much splashing and drama. The image to convey was that this was just one more step in an ongoing business negotiation. No fanfare, no big talk, no urgency.

Hill had learned in earlier deals how fraught this moment was. You had to keep the tone casual: "Do you want to have a look at the money?" But it's not casual, it's crucial crucial, because now you've captured their imagination. Now they know that all they've got to do is deliver on their end of the bargain, and all that money will belong to them. Sometimes they count it, sometimes they don't, but that's not the point. The point is for them to know the money is there. Talking about it is one thing. Seeing it is something different.

Johnsen tried to play it cool but couldn't quite carry it off. Ordinarily he left most of the talking to his art dealer pal, Ulving. Today, as always, Ulving was chattering away. But now, revved up by the sight of a bag bursting with cash that was this close this close to belonging to him, Johnsen joined in. to belonging to him, Johnsen joined in.

Then he stopped dead, interrupting himself in midsentence. Ulving, oblivious, kept whittering on. Johnsen stood up and walked over to a man sitting at the bar.

Johnsen stood behind the stranger for a moment and then rapped him hard on the back, as if he were knocking on a door. The hollow sounds echoed. "What are you doing with a bullet-proof vest?" Johnsen snarled.

The man shrank into his seat and stammered something incoherent. The vest was borrowed; someone had asked him to test it; he'd been thinking of buying one. Johnsen cut the floundering short. "You keep staring at us over that newspaper. And you ordered your drink half an hour ago, and your gla.s.s is still full." He gestured at the man's untouched beer. "What's your game?" No reply.

Johnsen stomped back across the room and flung himself into a chair. "The guy's a cop."

"s.h.i.t! Now what?" Hill thought.

How to explain away a plainclothes cop doing his (clumsy) best to keep tabs on Johnsen and Ulving? And if the Norwegian police had decided that Scotland Yard needed their help with surveillance, why hadn't they told Hill and Walker what they were up to?

Hill hadn't planned for this, and he had nothing ready. Something popped into his head. "Well, s.h.i.t," he grumbled, "A few months back they signed the Arab-Israeli peace accords here. They must be worried about some kind of terrorist attack. I guess they've got these guys looking after all the G.o.dd.a.m.ned cops and the other people here for this horses.h.i.t conference."

Hill was referring to the Oslo accords, which had been brokered in large part by Norway and signed by Yitzhak Rabin and Ya.s.ser Arafat in the fall of 1993. Hill had followed the negotiations closely. Back in London, Hill sometimes sat at his desk with a cup of coffee and a newspaper, and his fellow cops liked to tease the Professor for reading the Times Times when he could have been checking out the topless girl of the day in the tabloids. when he could have been checking out the topless girl of the day in the tabloids.

Hill's tone, as he griped about the surveillance cops in the hotel, was nearly as important as the message. He had to sound impatient, irritated, bored with the great "discovery" that Johnsen was so excited about. Anything but fl.u.s.tered, even though Hill had grabbed at the business about terrorists the way someone headed over a waterfall would grab at a tree branch over the water.

Johnsen seemed convinced, or at least halfway convinced. Hill was relieved and pleased with himself. The test of an undercover man was his ability to improvise. Before he could savor his escape, Johnsen was fretting again.

"I've seen other plainclothes cops around, too."

"Oh, Christ," Hill thought. Still, if the Norwegians were so amateurish that n.o.body could miss them, maybe Hill could turn that to his advantage.

"Well, that's all the proof you need," Hill bl.u.s.tered. "They're obviously keeping an eye on this bulls.h.i.t convention."

Hill suggested they move to another hotel and leave the cops behind. Maybe they could put the deal off a week or two. Hill was bluffing-for one thing, the head of the Art Squad had set up his command post in this this hotel-but Johnsen didn't call him on it. hotel-but Johnsen didn't call him on it.

"I'm leaving for a while," Johnsen said.

Off he went.

17.

Russborough House Redux Where Johnsen had gone, Hill had no idea. Anything was possible. He might have gone off to sulk, or to fetch a rifle so he could take the money that had been waved under his nose. But whether Johnsen was out for vengeance or merely out for a drink, Charley Hill was enjoying himself.

Art crime, Hill likes to say, is "serious farce." Both words are important to him. The art is irreplaceable, which accounts for the seriousness, but fencing with crooks is a game of sorts, too, which is where the farce comes in. But for Hill, "farce" conjures up more than Keystone Kops and crooks falling off ladders. It refers, as well, to a more cosmic contest-the endless, necessary, and futile war of the good guys against the bad.

Hill has fought in that war for years, and happily, but as "an avowed believer in original sin," he takes for granted that the police will never go out of business for lack of work. Hill's good cheer and deep pessimism coexist somehow, and in the cases he likes best, comedy and tragedy wrap around one another as tightly as they do in his own tangled heart.