"My name's Dave," I replied. Well, it would have been rude not to. "You are-?"

"Angel." She looked around, beyond me, scanning the area, and I got the feeling she did this out of instinct, not training. "You got any shelter?"

"No. Not here. Where are you from?" If she said she was local, I was getting ready to fight, because she wouldn't be. I knew everyone within a fifteen-mile radius, all the other country-dwellers like me, the dispossessed and the ones who could do without company and the toxic surroundings of overcrowded towns and cities. Town dwellers I didn't know, nor did I want to.

She looked too pale to be country.

She shivered and coughed. "I came south overland. Had an argument with the people I was with and took off." She smiled, which threatened to light up her face. "Stupid, I know, but it had been brewing for ages. I had no choice, so I left." She shrugged and looked around. "Didn't expect to find anyone around here, but I'm glad I did. You got any eats?"

Then she keeled over.

She woke when I got her back to my caravan, eyes fluttering and disorientated. I'd got some tea on the brew and poured her a cup. She was skin and bone beneath the jacket and combats and weighed almost nothing.

She sat up and took a sip. Looked surprised.

"Couldn't get this in the place I was in," she said weakly, and drank it down. "Stocks ran out ages ago." She put the cup down and lay back, breathing light and fast, eyes fixed on nothing I could see.

I gave her a bowl of soup and some pitta bread, and she scoffed it down double-quick, in spite of the heat. She looked like she hadn't eaten in a long time and I wondered how close she'd come to lying down and not getting up before stumbling over my allotment.

"It's been a couple of days," she said, reading my mind. "Needed to get distance between them and me before stopping."

I didn't say anything. It wasn't my business who she was running from. Just as long as she hadn't brought them with her.

They came the following night, on the heels of a brief storm. The clouds had been heavy all day, thumping overhead like bad-tempered children spoiling for a fight. The rain had been welcome, though, I didn't mind rain. It would irrigate the allotment and keep casual travellers huddled in whatever shelter they could find. When it ended, they'd be anxious to be on their way, depressed by the way nature pushed the wind and rain through every crack and cranny, forcing water down their necks and inside their clothing.

In the drip-backed silence following the last puff of thunder, I heard a crack out in the field. I knew what it was: I'd scattered some canes out there while Angel was asleep. Still brittle even if wet, they were thin enough to give easily, thick enough to snap and give me warning of someone's approach.

I curled out of bed and went to the window. Eased back the curtain. Movement showed through the trees surrounding the caravan. A figure slipped sideways out of my field of view; another followed, going the other way. Visitors don't behave like that.

"Angel!" The voice came from the left, anger and command contained in just one word. "Angel, we know you're in there. Come out!"

I heard a clicking sound and my stomach flipped. It was the sound of a shotgun being racked. Deliberate, intimidating, dramatic, it carried an unmistakable message.

"Angel." Another voice, this one high-pitched like a woman, lilting, almost tuneful. But just as scary.

Behind me, Angel stumbled out of the other bunk and crept up to my shoulder. I could feel her breath on my neck, sour and hot.

"Are they your friends?" I asked.

"Not any more." She sounded almost regretful, and I wondered if I'd been set up. Find a solitary man growing food and surviving in the country, pretend to be vulnerable and afraid to gain his confidence and trust, then get your friends to come in and take him when his guard's down. Good as a Trojan Horse.

Another cracking sound, this time of undergrowth being kicked aside. It sounded about twenty feet away. Too close for comfort. If they had guns, these caravan walls would puncture like soft cheese.

I reached sideways and took hold of the shotgun I'd never used, but kept handy. It felt heavy and cold, and I desperately didn't want to use it. Guns were for other people, messy and brutal. Once used, guns couldn't be denied, an irreversible action with irreversible consequences.

A vivid flash of light and a roar of sound, and suddenly I was looking at a fist-sized hole in one corner of the caravan, and the interior was splattering with lead pellets bouncing off the walls like a hailstorm. Angel screamed in pain and ducked to the floor, and I followed.

No good being a hero if you're dead.

"You OK?"

"Yes. Stung my face, that's all." She suddenly sounded very young.

A cackle of laughter from outside, and another shot. The blast took out a window, showering us with slivers of Perspex. It came from the right, followed by the high-pitched voice again.

"Angel, sweetie!" it teased. "You got ten seconds to come out. I want my birthday pressie!"

"Who are they?" I asked, and checked the gun was loaded. If they hadn't come in already, it was because they were being cautious.

"His name's Roper," said Angel, fear making her voice tremble. "The older one. He was always after me, but his wife kept him away. The other one's Tyke." I felt her shiver with revulsion. "Roper's son. He promised me to him on his seventeenth birthday."

"When's that?"

A pause. "Today. No, tomorrow. Tomorrow."

"n.o.body objected?" I scanned the darkness, waiting for the next shot. Now would have been a good idea to have a back door to slip through. Bad planning.

"n.o.body dared." Her voice was a whisper. "Roper thinks he's untouchable. The last man who argued with him disappeared."

"He ran off?"

"No, They found his left hand a week later. But that was all."

Great. Psychopaths in my allotment. That's all I needed.

Suddenly another shot ripped through the walls, and a large figure flitted across my field of vision, heading for the door. He was going at a tilt that would take him through the thin wood without stopping. He'd be in among us and I knew that would be the end of it for both of us.

"First one in gets the goodies!" he roared tauntingly, as he came near, and a howl of protest came from his son, like it was some sort of contest. I realized it probably was.

I waited for the last second, then swung the door open and pulled the trigger.

He was so close the twin barrels were nearly touching his chest. The double blast lit up his face, highlighting an ugly sneer and a mouth full of rotten teeth, a consequence of insufficient flossing. It also showed a look of surprise, even shock. Then he was tossed backwards like a discarded heap of clothing.

I slammed the door shut and motioned Angel towards the back of the caravan. A window opened above the sink. With a wriggle, we might both get out before Tyke started riddling the bodywork with gunshots. I doubted he'd follow his father's example, but you can never tell. The stupid gene often just keeps on going.

A scream of anguish echoed through the trees, making the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end. It was long and high, like a screech-owl, only livid and furious in a way no animal could match. Then the shots began hitting the caravan.

I flipped open the window and pushed Angel through. She hit the ground below with a cry but was up and running instantly, testament to how scared she was of what would follow if Tyke caught us.

I dropped to the ground, ripping off half my shirt b.u.t.tons on the window catch in the process, and took off after her. I still had the shotgun, although I'd just fired off the only two sh.e.l.ls I'd had. Maybe if he came close enough I could throw it at him.

I led Angel to the allotment. It was where I felt safest; where I knew my way around. It wouldn't save us if Tyke came looking, but it might give us a better chance than trying to outrun him over level ground. Under the barrel of a gun, and with Angel being as weak as she was, we'd be easy prey.

We kipped down in the small shelter I'd built to house my tools. It wasn't meant to sleep in, being shoulder height and pitch black, with corrugated metal for a roof, but it was better than staying outside. I made Angel scurry under some old sacking at the back, then covered her over and sat down by the door with a garden fork in my hands.

Pathetic really, but running wasn't an option.

Tyke arrived just before dawn.

The crows in the trees above us gave the first warning, crabbing away to each other like old men. I heard a curse followed by the blast of a shotgun, then more cursing. It told me two things: he wasn't short of sh.e.l.ls and didn't care if we heard him coming.

I snuck out of the shelter, motioning Angel, who'd been jolted awake, to stay where she was. Before I left, I handed her a pruning knife.

She took it, eyes wide, and sank back among the sacking.

Tyke was standing near the bean canes, staring up at the trees, his shotgun over his shoulder. He was swaying in the early light and I guessed he'd been drinking up the courage to come looking for us. I looked down at the empty shotgun and realized he was too far gone to care whether I had this or a rocker launcher.

I tossed it aside. Maybe I could fool him with guile.

I crabbed over to the compost heap near the back hedge and stuck my hands into the rotting pile along one edge, until my fingers encountered a ridge of hard metal. I dug in and lifted the sheet of corrugated roofing. Underneath was a canvas golf bag, decades old and hardened with age, like stone, but dry inside. I flipped open the lid and dragged out the magnum.

Well, it wasn't a normal magnum, but I doubt a fish would have seen the distinction.

It was made of mahogany and fired stainless steel spears with twin barbs, propelled by heavy-duty rubber bands. Hitting anything over 18 feet away was probably pushing it but I wouldn't want to stand in the way and put it to the test.

I'd found it in an abandoned barn one day, along with a load of scuba gear. I'd been attracted by the sheen of the mahogany; I'd always liked wooden things.

Tyke had spotted me by now and was walking towards me, his steps uneven, his face mottled with anger and booze. His stance told me he wanted to be up close and personal, which suited me just fine.

Then he saw the magnum and laughed. It was an ugly, yelping sound which came all the way up from his skinny belly and erupted out of his mouth, more child than adult. But I knew I wasn't facing a child.

"The h.e.l.l's that?" he said, and laughed some more. "You think that toy's any kind of weapon against this?" He hefted the shotgun and fired off a blast into the trees, bringing down a shower of branches and one dead crow. He laughed at that, spit dribbling down his chin, and kicked the bird away like a spiteful kid who doesn't want to play any more.

He stopped laughing and I saw his knuckles tighten around the stock as he applied first pressure on the trigger. I felt my belly shrink at the thought of what that gun would do to me.

"Where's the b.i.t.c.h?" he said.

Then he looked surprised and put the gun down. Well, dropped it.

The thing about spear guns is, they're almost silent. I mean, I've never heard one go off under water, so I suppose there might be a little gurgle or two, maybe a wet chowk as the rubber band lets fly, followed by a line of bubbles. But out here on dry land and right here was about as far from the sea as you could get, which was a real irony that sound got lost in the breeze.

So Tyke never even heard the spear take off; probably didn't see it, either.

But he sure as h.e.l.l felt it.

It hit him dead centre, and when he looked down to see what it was, there was about an inch of steel shaft sticking out of his diaphragm.

Maybe he was wearing an extra heavy shirt. Slowed it down a bit.

I resisted the temptation to utter the quip from the old Bond film which I'd seen a re-run of a few years back; about the killer getting the point. Right now it seemed unseemly, somehow. Mind you, it was a struggle.

He tried to pull the shotgun's trigger once more, then realized he no longer had the weapon in his hand and fell over on his back.

I made sure Angel was OK, and showed her how to light a fire and put on some water for tea. It would be rough and ready, but it would keep away the cold and give me time to do what I had to. She didn't argue, and even looked pleased to be doing something normal.

"Will anyone else come?" I asked her. If the answer was yes, we'd have to leave here for good. I didn't want to do that, but neither did I want to die.

She shook her head, feeding sticks into the flames under the blackened water pot. "There's n.o.body cares enough. They all hated both of them." She looked at me. "Can I stay? I've nowhere else to go."

"We'll see," I replied. "Maybe."

She seemed happy enough at that.

While she encouraged the water to boil, I dragged Tyke's body across the allotment and buried him in the compost heap. It took a while and raised a sweat, but I made sure he was at the centre where it was nice and warm, where he'd get the most benefit. When I was sure he was bedded down, I covered him over.

Given the natural heat in there, along with the bacteria and stuff, Tyke would soon cease to exist altogether. Especially when I spread him around a bit and forked him in. Somehow I doubted he'd appreciate the irony; he might not have cared squat about the land when he was on it, but he was sure as h.e.l.l going to play a part now he was in it.

THE MINISTRY OF WHISKY.

Val McDermid.

THERE'S TWO THINGS everybody knows about John French the minister he likes a dram, and his wife won't have a drop in the house. That's why he spends as much time as possible out and about, making himself at home with his parishioners. Even the strictest teetotallers, the dry alcoholics and the three English families understand they have to keep whisky in the house for the minister. Newcomers to the parish who don't know the drill get their first visit seasoned with a heavy-handed version of the wedding at Cana, complete with knowing winks and exaggerated gestures. If they don't get the message, Mr French mentions in pa.s.sing to one of the kirk elders that such-and-such a body doesn't seem to have much grasp of the rules of hospitality. Then the elder has a quiet word ahead of the minister's next pastoral visit. Trust me, most folks don't have to be told twice.

Don't get me wrong. Mr French is no drunk. I'm born and bred in Inverbiggin and I've never seen him the worse for drink. I know who the village drunks are and the minister isn't one of them. OK, he maybe spends his life a bit blurred round the edges, but you can hardly blame him for that. We all need something to help us deal with life's little disappointments. And G.o.d knows, the minister has that to do 24/7. Because I don't think for a minute that Inverbiggin is where he planned to end up.

I've seen folks' wedding photos with Mr French when he first came here. G.o.d, but he was handsome. You can still see it now even though he's definitely past his best. Back then, though, he looked like a cross between Robert Redford and the kind of pop star your granny would approve of. A thick mane of reddish blonde hair, square jaw, broad shoulders and a gleaming row of teeth that were a lot closer to perfection than you generally saw in the backwoods of Stirlingshire back then. The looks have faded, inevitably, though he'd still give most of the men round here a run for their money. What's more important is that he's still a brilliant preacher. At least half his congregation are agnostic if not downright atheist but we all still turn up on a Sunday for the pure pleasure of listening to him. It's better than anything you get on the telly, because it's rooted in our community. So imagine what a catch he was back when he started out, when he was good looking and he could preach. Obviously, his natural home would have been some showpiece congregation in Glasgow or Edinburgh. The man has ex-future Moderator of the Church of Scotland written all over him.

Something obviously went badly wrong for him to end up here. Even its best friends would have to admit that Inverbiggin is one of the last stops on the road to nowhere. I don't know what it was that he did in the dim and distant past to blot his copybook, but it can't have been trivial for him to be sent this far into exile. Mind you, back when he arrived here thirty-odd years ago, the Church of Scotland was a lot closer to the Wee Frees than it is these days. So maybe all he did was have a hurl on the kids' swings in the park on a Sunday when they should have been chained up. Whatever. One way or another, he must have really p.i.s.sed somebody off.

I don't know whether his wife knows the full story behind their exile, but she sure as h.e.l.l knows she's been banished. There's no way this is her natural habitat either. She should be in some posh part of Glasgow or Edinburgh, hosting wee soirees to raise money for Darfur or Gaza. One time, and one time only, she unbent enough to speak to me at the summer fete when we got stuck together on the tombola. "He's a good man," she said, her eye on Mr French as he gladhanded his way round the stalls. She gave me a look sharp as Jessie Robertson's tongue. "He deserves to be among good people." Her meaning was clear. And I couldn't find it in my heart to disagree with her.

Her obvious bitterness is neutralized by the sweetness of her husband. Mr French might have had high-flying ambitions, but having his dreams trashed hasn't left him resentful or frustrated. It's pretty amazing, really, but in exchange for the whisky, he's given us compa.s.sion and comprehension. Fuelled by a succession of drams, he seems to find a way to the heart of what we all need from him. It's not a one-way street either. The more he answers the challenge of meeting our needs, the finer the whisky that makes its way into his gla.s.s.

When he first started making his rounds, folk would pour any old rubbish. c.r.a.ppy bargain blends that provoked instant indigestion, brutal supermarket own brands that ripped the tastebuds from your tongue, evil no-name rotgut provided by somebody's brother-in-law's best pal that made you think you were going blind. But gradually, his good Samaritan acts spread through the community till there was hardly a household in Inverbiggin that hadn't been touched by them. Our way of saying thank you was to provide better drink. Quality blends, single malts, single barrel vintages. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

See, we all find our own ways to cope with living in Inverbiggin. The minister and his wife aren't the only ones who started out with higher hopes. Maybe it's precisely because his own dreams were dashed that he handles our failures so well. He intervenes when other people would be too scared or too discouraged to get in the middle of things. Kids that are slipping through the cracks at school John French grabs the bull by the horns and takes on the teachers as well as the parents. Carers doing stuff for parents and disabled kids that none of us can think about without shuddering John French goes to bat for them and scores relief and respite.

And then there was that business with Kirsty Black. Everybody knew things were far from right between her and her man. But she'd made her bed and we were all content to let her lie on it. At least if he was taking out his rage on her, William Black was leaving other folk alone.

I must have been about twelve years old when I discovered why William Black was known as BB, a man notorious for his willingness to pick a fight with anybody about anything. "He thinks it stands for Big Bill," my father told me after I'd had the misfortune to witness BB Black smash a man's face to pulp outside the chip shop. "But everybody else in Inverbiggin knows it stands for Bad b.a.s.t.a.r.d." My father was no angel either, but his darkness was more devious. I got the feeling he despised BB as much for his lack of subtlety as for the violence itself.

When Kirsty lost her first baby in the fifth month of her pregnancy, we all knew by the next teatime that it had happened because BB Black had knocked her down and kicked her in the belly. We all knew because Betty McEwan, the midwife, heard it from one of the nurses at the infirmary who apparently said you could see the mark of his boot on her belly. But Kirsty was adamant that she'd fallen getting out of the bath. So that was that. No point in calling in the police or the Social Services if Kirsty couldn't manage to stick up for herself.

Wee towns like Inverbiggin are supposed to be all about community, all about looking out for each other. But we can turn a blind eye as surely as any block of flats in the big city. We all got extremely good at looking the other way when Kirsty walked by.

All except John French. He saw the bruises, he saw how Kirsty flinched when anybody spoke to her, he saw the awkward way she held herself when her ribs were bruised and cracked. He tried to persuade her to leave her man, but she was too scared. She had no place to go and by then she had two kids. The minister suggested a refuge, but Kirsty was almost as afraid of being cast adrift among strangers as she was of William Black himself. So then Mr French said he would talk to the Bad b.a.s.t.a.r.d, to put him on notice that somebody was on to him. But Kirsty pleaded with the minister to stay out of it and he eventually gave in to her wishes.

I know all this because it came out at the trial. Kirsty wasn't able to give evidence herself. She was catatonic by that point. But Mr French stood in the witness box and explained to the court that Kirsty had exhibited all the signs of a woman who had been reduced to a zombie-like state by violence and terror. He told them she had been determined to protect her kids. That she'd been in fear for her own life and the lives of her children that Friday night when he'd come home roaring drunk and she'd picked up the kitchen knife and thrust it up into William Black's soft belly.