Chapter 306: Since the lost Geekness was the main part, the rest is just a waste, so it should be fine to incinerate it?

Day 74 Evening, The Capital, Souvenir Store Orphanage Branch

It was very, very troublesome, but I made tuxedos for the Geeks and Idiots But when they tried them on it looked terrible. No, there is no issue with the size or the design. Its a mass producible design made with pattern paper, but the pattern paper was made for the Geeks and Idiots, so there is no issue. The issue was with the models!

For starters, there are the Idiots, who should look presentable in the right clothes, tall, muscular, and well-toned, as much as it pisses me off, but they have good-looking faces too, justifying the fan letters they were getting from all over Japan. In other words, not only do they have no other issues aside from being idiots, but judging by appearances alone, they are actually pretty high level. And yet, how did it become like this? For some reason its so terrible that one can almost hear the music from Godfather in the background. Those are without a doubt mafia hitmen. And for some reason, the more formal the outfit gets the more dangerous they look. At this rate they might not even be allowed into the palace. Okay, lets abandon them if they get stopped and arrested.

And then there are the Geeks, cant say I didnt expect this, but they still went into an unexpected direction. They have a medium build and got in shape coming here, so there should be no issue physique-wise, but why do they look so fishy and suspicious? Like professional crooks, or rather evil wizards? Their long unkempt hair also adds to the overall shadiness.

Well, I got them tuxedos, so the rest doesnt matter? They probably will get arrested the moment they try to pass through the gates of the Royal Palace, but it doesnt matter. In a way, arresting the is the correct decision.

Perhaps because the girls are still hesitating, no orders for dresses are coming. Everyone is still comparing five papers with different designs, so its still going to take a while.

Or maybe they are scared of Evil Hands. The way the Bitches broke down was abnormal. Even Vice A and Vice C before that were quite bad.

Its only a guess, but Evil Hands are formed from mana, so perhaps they are clad in other skills in Magic Wrap fashion? So a delicate touch made with Wisdom-sans control greatly increases attack power.

If that is correct, then there is a danger of it now being buffed withSex KingandLewd Artstoo. It doesnt seem like this behavior can be disabled, so Im not sure what to do about this, but the situation is clearly not okay.

However, I dont think Ill need to make more shorts, and even if a new order comes, it should be alright to make them with the previous measurements. Or rather, it would be a huge problem handling measurements with those uncontrollable lewd tentacles if not! Getting too immodest and improper can give a raise to certain highschool boy-like highschool boy issues, causing highschool boy much highschool boy like suffering and frustration? Kind of?

However, while I think that dresses and garter belts should be alright, its also a fact that after seeing the way Armored Pres-san and Dancing Girl were excessively overreacting yesterday, I cant help but feel uneasy. While I enjoyed being able to touch them all over countless hands, having a marvelous experience, for them the stimulation was apparently quite much? They show quite an extreme reaction to what seemed to be an relentless and fierce stimulation, so it seems it was tough. In the end, here I too have glass cannon build, I have to take them down before they get me! No, like, those moves from the peak of sexual techniques are a parade of dangerous undefendable techniques whose advance bears temptation and pleasure to great for highschool boy to resist?

Armored Pres-san kept scolding me every morning that she thought she was going to die, but this really has a risk of sending one on a one-way trip to heaven. Yesterday, I ended up at their mercy after running out of mana, being subjected to this and that from both sides I felt like Im about to ascend from this mortal coil from their service, assaulting my entire body in waves, while keeping me pincered from two fronts in heaven and hell-like RE:like Loop.

Well, the Geeks and Idiots.

Or rather, those unkempt heads of hours are gloomy and annoying, thats why Im always offering to burn them, but you keep being all modest and refusing, letting such a mess grow your heads? Alright, lets burn it!

Dont! Just cut it normally, or rather, Haruka-kun, you hair havent grown at all, but the hairstyle subtly changed?

Im cutting my hair, obviously?

Yeah, since going to a hairdresser is a bother I was doing it myself for a long while already, so Im used to it. Im good with both scissors and razor, you know? I prefer shaggy hair by the way.

Just cut it, no need to burn it! Or rather, you had scissors, huh.

Ah, alright, Ill cut it~, Sword Flash!

The summit which I should pursue is Armored Pres-sans Sword Flashafter all. Well, pursuing only, it cant be realistically replicated, but it should be enough to cut the Geeks heads

Wait a moment!

Kuh! They deployed a barrier in a split second?! Looks like they improved, or rather, they are cheapskates, they taught me how to use Seal, but refuse to let me used it on them? Yeah, I couldnt seal Barrier skill.

Thats the wrong Cut!

What do you meanSword Flash!?! Dont use Angelica-sans ultimate move to cut hair!

And what was that low stance for? From such posture youd cut our heads, not hair!

Eerm, please leave sidelocks?

Eeeh, but cutting your hair one by one is such a bother? Cutting heads will take only one slash for all four

Since cutting mens hair is not enjoyable, I thought Id at least enjoy cutting off their heads, but even such modest wish was rejected?

Well pay you double, so please just cut it normally!

Double! Thank you for patronage?

If Im getting money for it, then its work, if so, then sadly, Ill have to diligently cut their hair. If its double, then it cant be helped. I wonder if mohawks will suit them? Hyaahaa?

Slapping a water ball on their heads, I endure with just cutting their hair with razors into shaggy, arrange it a bit, and using well-balanced scissors add finishing touches. Evil Hands played an active part, combing their hair with 12 combs, cutting with 16 razors, and adjusting with 8 scissors.

Well, you are just the geeks, so this will do, wait Hm? Your Geekness is gone!

What do you mean Geekness! Ah, but you are right, its kind of embarrassing.

They are barbershop regulars. Barbers use their professional techniques to cut the hair in the proper length according to the shape of the head, the actual looks often come second. Beauticians, on the other hand, make appearance the priority. Thats why they might be cut in irregular or even shapes. And its the beauticians era, so they ended up looking more modern-like and lost their geekness!

Ah, they are cutting hair on their own, thats soooo unfair!

Oda-kun and others got such fashionable cuts!

Dont call it fashionable! Its pretty embarrassing.

Oh~, it suits you~Yeah, you look cooler this wayThat unkempt impression is gone!You even appear more attractiveHunkness 50% UP?Ah, he even did a bit of gradation cut! Such attention to detailsCutting with razor gave it a natural lookNice, you look more refreshing, you know?If you also dye it you can make you debut as playboys?Aaaah! It might actually suit them!Are they going to become playgeeks?That overlaps with someone.They look better this way, like serious and nice guys.Yeah, this is definitely better.

Being surrounded and complemented by the girls, the Geeks are acting bashful with bright red faces. With this they might become more conscious about their appearance? I might even be able to rip them off on clothes!

The Geeks have a very strong rejection towards our original world. Their hearts are probably closed even to the classmates. Thats why they were living in dreams of another world.

But they really came there. If its in another world, then they might even be able to find love with someone from this world. Should I report them?

For how embarrassed they were about being praised by the girls, they sure look happy, so its not like they are twisted, they simply were embarrassed since they arent used to getting compliments.

Ah, the Idiots noticed them! Just arrange your long hair yourself, is what Id like to say, but might as well rip them off too, maybe that will weaken that mafia-like impression a bit. I mean, if they put long coats on top of tuxedos and took shotguns in their hands theyd look super authentic!

Finishing cutting and styling the Idiots hair I also trim the orphans hair. Many people in this world have naturally curly hair, so its a bit difficult. The orphan girls especially have many demands. Apparently, they want to become princess-like? Do they want to sell hamburgers? Alright, lets teach them the princess-like way of stomping on the floor next time.

You look cute.Really?Yeah, very cute.Yaaay!Everyone is cute like angels.Yaay.

Im happy that they are happy, but Im uncertified both as a beautician or barber? Totally self-taught back-street hairdresser? Or rather, why do the girls even have illustrations with hairstyles prepared? Aaah, Im going to do this too? Yeah, I kind of expected this, but their demands are so detailed! Also, dont even ask for perm! Lets sell the hot curlers next time.

Preparing dinner, for some reason in viking-like scenery again, Im also operating a beauty salon at the same time. I dont think anyone would ever give a permit to a hair cutting buffet, but since Evil Hands wouldnt let even a single hair drop, there are no sanitation issues at all. Aah~, lets get the bath ready too.

With the souvenir stores business hours now over everyone has gathered, making a huge ruckus.

Eeh, am I supposed to do braids too?

Big brother, do braids for me too.Me too.Big brother, manjuBig brother, how about three dresses per person?I want long hairMe a princess!Dear brother, I would like a kimono?Haruka-kun is being called big brother by little girls! How envious!We are out of karaage~I can wash dishesMe tooMe? Me?Cut mine short?Big brother, what about chestnut manju?Haruka, Im hungryI, I, Id like the hair like that sisterThen~, I too~ will have braids~Hurry, hurry!And further chaos

For some reason Im beginning to feel more like a trimmer than a beautician? I wonder why? The next one poodle cut for the little tanuki? Kind of?