Well, she gave me a sword, so I might as well try to defend her a bit. I wonder if Ill be able to return before lunchtime? I mean, any conversation with Meripapa-san is a huge pain since it always takes forever. And he also cant wait for his turn on a massage chair. I bet they simply arent allowing him to use it because he keeps loafing around. Does this world have a bullying problem?

This maid is a good maid, so I plead for a reduction in her penalty, though she only gave me one, so only for a bit? Yeah, if she gave me five or six right there, I wouldve come with a written petition, but since it was cheap and I already used it up, just a bit will do? Or rather, can I go home already? Kinda?

I more or less did try to ask for a reduction in her penalty, but no matter how you look, this has nothing to do with me? If I remember correctly, the only slightly-injured person was a guard, so I dont get why they would feel the need to call me.

Well, according to Meripapa-san, the attempted assassination seems to be the problem, but the inn is fine with just getting compensation for the window repairs, and since I already fixed them Ill be in profit if I get compensated for that. I might even be able to pay for the inn.

But for some reason, I cant help but feel that we are not on the same page? Meripapa-san seems to have a particular issue with this. But its not like she is the perpetrator, and the plan itself seems to have been made by the royal family, and not her, so isnt it sort of useless to blame the Maid-san? I could understand if they brought the douche king to beat him up, it definitely was his idea anyway! Alright, lets destroy it.

Therefore, even if it was a misunderstanding, pulling out a poisoned blade and attacking it is a crime so foul that it cannot be ignored. Even if it was a mistake, attempted assassination cannot possibly go unpunished, okay?

Eh? Who was attacked? Thatll get you in trouble, you know? Im always getting scolded, its alright since Im never wrong though, but they will scold you for attacking someone, so its better if you apologize right away, okay? The trick is to emphasize that you didnt do anything wrong. Lately, Ive been repeating this about 80 times per day, but there is still no effect, I wonder why? Seriously.

Huue?

Huh? What was that? Whats this? Hue? Like, the color? Is there something off about the colors? Which colors? What happened? I tried looking around, but there is nothing out of ordinary? Or is it about the clothes? Like the color scheme of the dresses Which reminds me of a certain very important unfinished business! There are places where I have to be! Lets move out! Kinda!

No. The issue is that according to what Ive heard she attacked you, Haruka-sama, with a poisoned sword, dont you remember? She stabbed at you with a sword from the shadow, right?

A sword? I did get one, but it didnt sell for that much? Its mine, okay? Im not giving it back? She handed it to me, even sayingPlease?

Wasnt that the skillPierce? I dont think there is anyone out there who would be sneaking around just to gift a sword from the shadow with Please?

No, she gave it to me! She handed it to me with Please, so its mine. Although I was waiting, all Ive got was a single sword, so I dont have anything anymore? There is nothing I can give you?

Good grief, I dont want to become an adult like those, who cannot honestly appreciate the kindness of others. I mean, she gave it to me, so its mine. Generally, if someone offers you something withPleaseits obvious that they are giving it to you? Just what are those people talking about? I wish theyd learn some common sense.

Royal Girl, who sat silently biting her lips this entire time, spoke up. Sadly, she was not in the lewd dress. Truly regrettable.

Haruka-sama, so can it then be treated as if no attack took place? Considering the gravity of the transgression there is no room to ask for clemency, but are you truly willing to forgive this? Even though such generosity would be too audacious for us to even ask for?.. Are you truly willing to forgive Ceres, the maid?

No, are you listening? As if no attack took placewhen it actually didnt happen? Its mine, and since I already sold it I dont have it anymore? It is currently on sale at the old mans place? For real.

They finally understood it. As I thought, there has to be something strange with the language of this world. I cant think of any other reason why even such a simple thing can be this hard to convey. Good grief, making me go through all this unnecessary trouble.

Then, an acquitted crying Maid-san appeared for some reason wearing the lewd dress that I gave to Royal Girl, instead of the maid uniform. Bloody hell, who is that guy who came up with this design where everything aside from risky parts is see-through, and every risky part has a slit or an opening near it? Outrageous! Call the designer here! I want to order one for Armored Pres-san as well! Wait, that was I! Time for more night shift work.

I mean, from neck to shoulders and then even both hands are covered in transparent fabric, the chest area has a horizontal slit, exposing seductive white skin and cleavage. While the chest area seems to be designed with the sole purpose of emphasizing and accentuating the bust, everything below the underbust to the hips, and from the waist to the navel, is made out of thin, transparent fabric, creating an allure of bewitching defenseless. Pale skin creates a white accent, showing through a deep slit that starts all the way from the hip area, and going down, gives a glimpse of the thighs. And lastly, the slits in the cloth around the legs going through the middle at the back and front, flaunting the beauty of her legs, from inner thighs to the ankles. And then, the impact of fishnet stockings appearing and disappearing from those openings!

Very lewd.

Simply walking seems to be enough to give a glance of very risque places, and yet it doesnt, only tease with peeks of pale white skin, which makes it even more erotic. Moreover, the luscious beauty of slender female legs, that the see-through parts seem to be trying to hide, and yet do not, is outrageous? Moreover, every step gives a fleeting glance of inner thighs, as they go hello, appearing for an instant, and making my heart go bang-bang. Such a marvelous piece of clothing. Lets make more when I get back. Lets immediately go back.

I want to ero.

Thank you for allowing me to receive a pardon through your generous mercy. I deeply apologize for my rudeness earlier. The princess explained the situation But you did that half-naked hoorah, didnt you? Moreover, what is with the lewdness of this dress? Isnt this more embarrassing than being naked? Rather than trying to cover anything, its more like its trying to give a sneak peek? Isnt it just trying to get a rise? Putting this just because there was no formal dress, isnt it even worse for public gaze? No one dared to meet eyes with me, you know? And why are you staring so hard?! And who was that person that tried to put something so indecent on the princess? Sending such an erotic dress to the princess, how preposterous! This is lese majeste! This is worth capital punishment! They should be beheaded and their head mounted on a pike for the whole world to see! (Further torrent of abusive language)

However, doesnt the dress that I made to perfectly fit Royal Girl, without even 1cm of margin, fit waaay too good on her? She is probably her body double as well, their physique is way too identical. I can say that because even on her it just barely doesnt show anything! This is an extreme design, challenging the limits, if there was even the tiniest deviation, important parts wouldve been completely exposed! In other words, it just fits.

Naturally, it goes without saying that I saved the image of her giving Flat Gaze in that lewd dress. This shall be an heirloom. Even passed over from generation to generation, it surely will be bringing joy to high school boys generation after generation. This one will be of great use. The only problem is that I cant print it out.