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The Collected Joe Abercrombie Part 297

'One . . . bastard?'

The Styrian scrubbed at his scruffy golden locks and perched the hat on top. 'A big one.'

'How many men has Dimbik?'

Friendly answered while Bermi was thinking about it. 'One hundred and eighteen men in Dimbik's contingent.'

Bermi spread his palms, absolving himself of all responsibility. 'We do anything he'll kill the captain. He said to bring whoever's in charge.'

Cosca pressed the wrinkled bridge of his nose between finger and thumb. 'Where is this mountainous kidnapper? Let us hope he can be reasoned with before he destroys the entire Company.'

'In there.'

The Old Man examined the weathered sign above the doorway. 'Stupfer's Meat House. An unappetising name for a brothel.'

Bermi squinted up. 'I believe it's an inn.'

'Still less appetising.' With a sharp intake of breath, the Old Man stepped over the threshold, gilt spurs clinking.

It took Sworbreck's eyes a moment to adjust. Brightness glimmered through the gaps in the plank walls. Two chairs and a table had been overturned. Several mercenaries stood about, weapons including two spears, two swords, an axe and two flatbows pointed inwards towards the hostage taker, who sat at a table in the centre of the room.

He was the one man who showed no sign of nervousness. A big Northman indeed, hair hanging about his face and mingling with a patchy fur across his shoulders. He sniffed, and calmly chewed, a plate of meat and eggs before him, a fork held clumsily in his left fist in a strangely childlike manner. His right fist held a knife in a much more practised style. It was pressed against the throat of Captain Dimbik, whose bulge-eyed face was squashed helpless into the tabletop.

Sworbreck snatched a breath. Here, if not heroism, was certainly fearlessness. He had himself published controversial material on occasion, and that took admirable strength of will, but he could scarcely understand how a man could so coolly face such odds as these. To be brave among friends was nothing. To have the world against you and pick your path regardless there is courage. He licked his pencil to scribble out a note to that effect. The Northman looked over at him and Sworbreck noticed something gleam through the lank hair. He felt a freezing shock. The man's left eye was made of metal, glimmering in the gloom of the benighted eatery, his face disfigured by a giant scar. The other eye held only a terrible willingness. As though he could hardly stop himself from cutting Dimbik's throat just to find out what would happen.

'Well, I never did!' Cosca threw up his arms. 'Sergeant Friendly, it's our old companion-in-arms!'

'Caul Shivers,' said Friendly quietly, never taking his eyes from the Northman. Sworbreck was reasonably sure that looks cannot kill, but even so he was very glad he was not standing between them.

Without taking the blade from Dimbik's throat, Shivers clumsily forked up some eggs, chewed as though none of those present had anything better to do, and swallowed. 'Fucker tried to take my eggs,' he said in a grinding whisper.

'You unmannerly brute, Dimbik!' Cosca righted one of the chairs and dropped into it opposite Shivers, wagging a finger in the captain's flushed face. 'I hope this is a lesson to you. Never take eggs from a metal-eyed man.'

Sworbreck wrote that down, although it struck him as an aphorism of limited application. Dimbik tried to speak, perhaps to make that exact point, and Shivers pressed knuckles and knife a little harder into his throat, cutting him off in a gurgle.

'This a friend of yours?' grunted the Northman, frowning down at his hostage.

Cosca gave a flamboyant shrug. 'Dimbik? He's not without his uses, but I'd hardly say he's the best man in the Company.'

It was difficult for Captain Dimbik to make his disagreement known with the Northman's fist pressed so firmly into his throat he could scarcely breathe, but he did disagree, and most profoundly. He was the only man in the Company with the slightest care for discipline, or dignity, or proper behaviour, and look where it had landed him. Throttled by a barbarian in a wilderness slop-house.

To make matters worse, or at any rate no better, his commanding officer appeared perfectly willing to trade carefree smalltalk with his assailant. 'Whatever are the chances?' Cosca was asking. 'Running into each other after all these years, so many hundreds of miles from where we first met. How many miles, would you say, Friendly?'

Friendly shrugged. 'Wouldn't like to guess.'

'I thought you went back to the North?'

'I went back. I came here.' Evidently Shivers was not a man to embroider the facts.

'Came for what?'

'Looking for a nine-fingered man.'

Cosca shrugged. 'You could cut one off Dimbik and save yourself a search.'

Dimbik spluttered and twisted, tangled with his own sash, and Shivers ground the point of the knife into his neck and forced him helplessly back against the tabletop.

'It's one particular nine-fingered man I'm after,' came his gravelly voice, without the least hint of excitement at the situation. 'Heard a rumour he might be out here. Black Calder's got a score to settle with him. And so have I.'

'You didn't see enough scores settled back in Styria? Revenge is bad for business. And for the soul, eh, Temple?'

'So I hear,' said the lawyer, just visible out of the corner of Dimbik's eye. How Dimbik hated that man. Always agreeing, always confirming, always looking like he knew better, but never saying how.

'I'll leave the souls to the priests,' came Shivers' voice, 'and the business to the merchants. Scores I understand. Fuck!' Dimbik whimpered, expecting the end. Then there was a clatter as the Northman's fumbled fork fell on the table, egg spattering the floor.

'You might find that easier with both hands.' Cosca waved at the mercenaries around the walls. 'Gentlemen, stand down. Shivers is an old friend and not to be harmed.' The various bows, blades and cudgels drifted gradually from readiness. 'Do you suppose you could release Captain Dimbik now? One dies and all the others get restless. Like ducklings.'

'Ducklings got more fight in 'em than this crowd,' said Shivers.

'They're mercenaries. Fighting is the last thing on their minds. Why don't you fall in with us? It would be just like old times. The camaraderie, the laughter, the excitement!'

'The poison, the treachery, the greed? I've found I work better alone.' The pressure on Dimbik's neck was suddenly released. He was taking a whooping breath when he was lifted by the collar and flung reeling across the room. His legs kicked helplessly as he crashed into one of his fellows, the two of them going down tangled with a table.

'I'll let you know if I run into any nine-fingered men,' said Cosca, pressing hands to knees, baring his yellowed teeth and levering himself to his feet.

'Do that.' Shivers calmly turned the knife that had been at the point of ending Dimbik's life to cutting his meat. 'And shut the door on your way out.'

Dimbik slowly stood, breathing hard, one hand to the sore graze left on his throat, glaring at Shivers. He would have greatly liked to kill this animal. Or at any rate to order him killed. But Cosca had said he was not to be harmed and Cosca, for better or worse, though mostly worse, was his commanding officer. Unlike the rest of this chaff, Dimbik was a soldier. He took such things as respect, and obedience, and procedure seriously. Even if no one else did. It was especially important that he take them seriously because no one else did. He wriggled his rumpled sash back into position, noting with disgust that the worn silk was now sullied with egg. What a fine sash it had been once. One would never know. How he missed the army. The real army, not this twisted mockery of the military life.

He was the best man in the Company, and he was treated with scorn. Given the smallest command, the worst jobs, the meanest share of the plunder. He jerked his threadbare uniform smooth, produced his comb and rearranged his hair, then strode from the scene of his shame and out into the street with the stiffest bearing he could manage.

In the lunatic asylum, he supposed, the one sane man looks mad.

Sufeen could smell burning on the air. It put him in mind of other battles, long ago. Battles that had needed fighting. Or so it seemed, now. He had gone from fighting for his country, to fighting for his friends, to fighting for his life, to fighting for a living, to . . . whatever this was. The men who had been trying to demolish the watchtower had abandoned the project and were sitting around it with bad grace, passing a bottle. Inquisitor Lorsen stood near them, with grace even poorer.

'Your business with the merchant is concluded?' asked Cosca as he came down the steps of the inn.

'It has,' snapped Lorsen.

'And what discoveries?'

'He died.'

A pause. 'Life is a sea of sorrows.'

'Some men cannot endure stern questioning.'

'Weak hearts caused by moral decay, I daresay.'

'The outcome is the same,' said the Inquisitor. 'We have the Superior's list of settlements. Next comes Lobbery, then Averstock. Gather the Company, General.'

Cosca's brow furrowed. It was the most concern Sufeen had seen him display that day. 'Can we not let the men stay overnight, at least? Some time to rest, enjoy the hospitality of the locals-'

'News of our arrival must not reach the rebels. The righteous cannot delay.' Lorsen managed to say it without a trace of irony.

Cosca puffed out his cheeks. 'The righteous work hard, don't they?'

Sufeen felt a withering helplessness. He could hardly lift his arms, he was suddenly so tired. If only there had been righteous men to hand, but he was the nearest thing to one. The best man in the Company. He took no pride in that. Best maggot in the midden would have made a better boast. He was the only man there with the slightest shred of conscience. Except Temple, perhaps, and Temple spent his every waking moment trying to convince himself and everyone else that he had no conscience at all. Sufeen watched him, standing slightly behind Cosca, a little stooped as if he was hiding, fingers fussing, trying to twist the buttons off his shirt. A man who could have been anything, struggling to be nothing. But in the midst of this folly and destruction, the waste of one man's potential hardly seemed worth commenting on. Could Jubair be right? Was God a vengeful killer, delighting in destruction? It was hard at that moment to argue otherwise.

The big Northman stood on the stoop in front of Stupfer's Meat House and watched them mount up, great fists clenched on the rail, afternoon sun glinting on that dead metal ball of an eye.

'How are you going to write this up?' Temple was asking.

Sworbreck frowned down at his notebook, pencil hovering, then carefully closed it. 'I may gloss over this episode.'

Sufeen snorted. 'I hope you brought a great deal of gloss.'

Though it had to be conceded, the Company of the Gracious Hand had conducted itself with unusual restraint that day. They put Squaredeal behind them with only mild complaints about the poor quality of plunder, leaving the merchant's body hanging naked from the watchtower, a sign about his neck proclaiming his fate a lesson to the rebels of the Near Country. Whether the rebels would hear the lesson, and if they did what they would learn from it, Sufeen could not say. Two other men hung beside the trader.

'Who were they?' asked Temple, frowning back.

'The young one was shot running away, I think. I'm not sure about the other.'

Temple grimaced, and twitched, and fidgeted with a frayed sleeve. 'What can we do, though?'

'Only follow our consciences.'

Temple rounded on him angrily. 'For a mercenary you talk a lot about conscience!'

'Why concern yourself unless yours bothers you?'

'As far as I can tell, you're still taking Cosca's money!'

'If I stopped, would you?'

Temple opened his mouth, then soundlessly shut it and scowled off at the horizon, picking at his sleeve, and picking, and picking.

Sufeen sighed. 'God knows, I never claimed to be a good man.' A couple of the outlying houses had been set ablaze, and he watched the columns of smoke drift up into the blue. 'Merely the best in the Company.'

All Got a Past The rain came hard. It had filled the wagon ruts and the deep-sucked prints of boot and hoof until they were one morass and the main street lacked only for a current to be declared a river. It drew a grey curtain across the town, the odd lamp dimmed as through a mist, orange rumours dancing ghostly in the hundred thousand puddles. It fell in mud-spattering streams from the backed-up gutters on the roofs, and the roofs with no gutters at all, and from the brim of Lamb's hat as he hunched silent and soggy on the wagon's seat. It ran in miserable beads down the sign hung from an arch of crooked timbers that proclaimed this leavings of a town to be Averstock. It soaked into the dirt-speckled hides of the oxen, Calder proper lurching lame now in a back leg and Scale not much better off. It fell on the horses tethered to the rail before the shack that excused itself for a tavern. Three unhappy horses, their coats turned dark by the wet.

'That them?' asked Leef. 'Those their horses?'

'That's them,' said Shy, cold and clammy in her leaking coat as a woman buried.

'What we going to do?' Leef was trying to hide the tense note in his voice and falling well short.

Lamb didn't answer him. Not right away. Instead he leaned close to Shy, speaking soft. 'Say you're caught between two promises, and you can't keep one without breaking the other. What do you do?'

To Shy's mind that verged on the whimsical, considering the task in hand. She shrugged, shoulders chafing in her wet shirt. 'Keep the one most needs keeping, I guess.'

'Aye,' he muttered, staring across that mire of a street. 'Just leaves on the water, eh? Never any choices.' They sat a moment longer, no one doing a thing but getting wetter, then Lamb turned in his seat. 'I'll go in first. Get the oxen settled then the two of you follow, keeping easy.' He swung from the wagon, boots splashing into the mud. 'Unless you've a mind to stay here. Might be best all round.'

'I'll do my part,' snapped Leef.

'You know what your part might be? You ever kill a man?'

'Have you?'

'Just don't get in my way.' Lamb was different somehow. Not hunched any more. Bigger. Huge. Rain pattering on the shoulders of his coat, hint of light down one side of his rigid frown, the other all in darkness. 'Stay out of my way. You got to promise me that.'

'All right,' said Leef, giving Shy a funny look.

'All right,' said Shy.

An odd thing for Lamb to say. You could find meaner lambs than him at every lambing season. But men can be strange that way, with their pride. Shy had never had much use for pride herself. So she guessed she could let him talk his talk, and try and work up to it, and go in first. Worked all right when they had crops to sell, after all. Let him draw the eyes while she slipped up behind. She slid her knife into her sleeve, watching the old Northman struggling to make it across the boggy street with both boots still on, arms wide for balance.

When Lamb faltered, she could do what needed doing. Done it before, hadn't she, with lighter reasons and to men less deserving? She checked her knife would slip clear of her wet sleeve all right, heart thumping in her skull. She could do it again. Had to do it again.

The tavern looked a broke-down hovel from outside and a step indoors revealed no grand deception. The place made Shy come over nostalgic for Stupfer's Meat House a state of mind she'd never thought to entertain. A sorry tongue of fire squirmed in a hearth blackened past the point of rescue, a sour fragrance of woodsmoke and damp and rank bodies unknown to soap. The counter was a slab of old wood full of splits, polished by years of elbows and warped up in the middle. The Tavern-Keep, or maybe in this place the Hovel-Keep, stood over it wiping out cups.

Narrow and low, the place was still far from full, which on a night foul as this was a poor showing. A set of five with two women in the group Shy took for traders, and not prosperous ones, hunched about some stew at the table furthest from her. A bony man sat alone with only a cup and a wore-out look for company. She recognised that from the black-spotted mirror she used to have and figured him for a farmer. Next table a fellow slumped in a fur coat so big it near drowned him, a shock of grey hair above, a hat with a couple of greasy feathers in the band and a half-empty bottle on the wood in front of him. Opposite, upright as a judge at trial, sat an old Ghost woman with a broken sideways nose, grey hair all bound up with what looked like the tatters of an old Imperial flag, and a face so deep-lined you could've used it for a plate rack. If your plates hadn't all been burned up along with your mirror and everything else you owned, that is.

Shy's eyes crawled to the last members of the merry company like she wanted to pretend they weren't there at all. But they were. Three men, huddled to themselves. They looked like Union men, far as you could tell where anyone was born once they were worn down by a few seasons in the dirt and weather of the Near Country. Two were young, one with a mess of red hair and a twitchy way like he'd a fly down his back. The other had a handsome shape to his face, far as Shy could tell standing to his side, a sheepskin coat cinched in with a fancy metal-studded belt. The third was older, bearded and with a tall hat, weather-stained, cocked to the side like he thought a lot of himself. Which most men do, of course, in proportion inverse to their value.

He had a sword Shy saw the battered brass tip of the sheath poking out the slit in his coat. Handsome had an axe and a heavy knife tucked in his belt along with a coil of rope. Red Hair's back was to her so she couldn't tell for certain, but no doubt he was entertaining a blade or two as well.

She could hardly believe how ordinary they were. How everyday and dirty humdrum and like a thousand other drifters she'd seen floating through Squaredeal. She watched Handsome slide his hand back and tuck the thumb in that fancy belt so his fingers dangled. Just like anyone might, leaning against a counter after a long ride. Except his ride had led right through her burned-out farm, right through her smashed-up hopes, and carried her brother and sister off into who knew what darkness.

She set her jaw hard and eased into the room, sticking to the shadows, not hiding exactly but making no spectacle of herself neither. Wasn't hard, because Lamb was doing the opposite, much against his usual grain. He'd strolled up to the other end of the counter and was leaning over it with his big fists bunched on the split wood.

'Nice night you've laid on for us,' he was saying to the Tavern-Keep, shedding his hat and making a fuss of flapping the water off it so anyone with a mind to look up was watching him. Only the old Ghost's deep-set eyes followed Shy as she slunk around the walls, and she'd nothing to say about it.

'Little on the rainy side, no?' said the Keep.

'Comes down any harder you could have a sideline in a ferry across the street.'

The Keep eyed his guests with scant delight. 'I could do with some sort o' business turns a profit. Hear tell there's crowds coming through the Near Country but they ain't crowding through here. You looking for a drink?'

Lamb pulled his gloves off and tossed them careless on the counter. 'I'll take a beer.'

The tender reached for a metal cup polished bright by his wiping.

'Not that one.' Lamb pointed at a great pottery mug, old-fashioned and dusty on a high shelf. 'I like something I can feel the heft on.'

'We talking about cups or women now?' asked the Keep as he stretched up to fetch it.

'Why not both?' Lamb was grinning. How could he smile, now? Shy's eyes flickered to the three men down the other end of the counter, bent quiet over their drinks.