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The Collected Joe Abercrombie Part 294

'Pray forgive the general,' said Pike 'He is very much committed to his work.'

'I try always to be forgiving of other men's foibles,' said Cosca. 'I have enough of my own, after all.'

Pike did not attempt to deny it. 'I have further work for you even so. Inquisitor Lorsen, could you explain?' And he turned back to his birds, as though his meeting was with them and the rest a troublesome distraction.

Lorsen stepped forward, evidently relishing his moment. 'The rebellion is at an end. The Inquisition is weeding out all those disloyal to the crown. Some few rebels have escaped, however, scattering through the passes and into the uncivilised west where, no doubt, they will foment new discord.'

'Cowardly bastards!' Cosca slapped at his thigh. 'Could they not stand and be slaughtered like decent men? I'm all for fermentation but fomentation is a damned imposition!'

Lorsen narrowed his eyes as though at a contrary wind, and ploughed on. 'For political reasons, his Majesty's armies are unable to pursue them.'

'Political reasons . . .' offered Temple, 'such as a border?'

'Precisely,' said Lorsen.

Cosca examined his ridged and yellowed fingernails. 'Oh, I've never taken those very seriously.'

'Precisely,' said Pike.

'We want the Company of the Gracious Hand to cross the mountains and pacify the Near Country as far west as the Sokwaya River. This rot of rebellion must be excised once and for all.' Lorsen cut at imaginary filth with the edge of his hand, voice rising as he warmed to his subject. 'We must clean out this sink of depravity which has too long been allowed to fester on our border! This . . . overflowing latrine! This backed-up sewer, endlessly disgorging its ordure of chaos into the Union!'

Temple reflected that, for a man who professed himself opposed to ordure, Inquisitor Lorsen certainly relished a shit-based metaphor.

'Well, no one enjoys a backed-up sewer,' conceded Cosca. 'Except the sewer-men themselves, I suppose, who scratch out their wretched livings in the sludge. Unblocking the drains is a speciality of ours, isn't it, Sergeant Friendly?'

The big man looked up from his dice long enough to shrug.

'Temple is the linguist but perhaps I might in this case interpret?' The Old Man twisted the waxed tips of his grey moustaches between finger and thumb. 'You wish us to visit a plague upon the settlers of the Near Country. You wish us to make stern examples of every rebel sheltered and every person who gives them shelter. You wish us to make them understand that their only future is with the grace and favour of his August Majesty. You wish us to force them into the welcoming arms of the Union. Do I come close to the mark?'

'Close enough,' murmured Superior Pike.

Temple found that he was sweating. When he wiped his forehead his hand trembled. But what could he do?

'The Paper of Engagement is already prepared.' Lorsen produced his own sheaf of crackling documents, a heavy seal of red wax upon its bottom corner.

Cosca waved it away. 'My notary will look it over. All the legal fiddle-faddle quite swims before my eyes. I am a simple soldier.'

'Admirable,' said Pike, his hairless brows raised by the slightest fraction.

Temple's ink-spotted forefinger traced through the blocks of calligraphy, eyes flickering from one point of interest to another. He realised he was picking nervously at the corners of the pages and made himself stop.

'I will accompany you on the expedition,' said Lorsen. 'I have a list of settlements suspected of harbouring rebels. Or rebellious sentiment.'

Cosca grinned. 'Nothing more dangerous than sentiment!'

'In particular, his Eminence the Arch Lector offers a bonus of fifty thousand marks for the capture, alive, of the chief instigator of the insurrection, the one the rebels call Conthus. He goes also under the name of Symok. The Ghosts call him Black Grass. At the massacre in Rostod he used the alias-'

'No further aliases, I beg you!' Cosca massaged the sides of his skull as if they pained him. 'Since suffering a head-wound at the Battle of Afieri I have been cursed with an appalling memory for names. It is a source of constant embarrassment. But Sergeant Friendly has all the details. If your man Conshus-'

'Conthus.'

'What did I say?'

'Conshus.'

'There you go! If he's in the Near Country, he'll be yours.'

'Alive,' snapped Lorsen. 'He must answer for his crimes. He must be made a lesson of. He must be put on display!'

'And he'll make a most educational show, I'm sure!'

Pike flicked another pinch of crumbs to his gathering flock. 'The methods we leave to you, captain general. We would only ask that there be something left in the ashes to annex.'

'As long as you realise a Company of mercenaries is more club than scalpel.'

'His Eminence has chosen the method and understands its limitations.'

'An inspirational man, the Arch Lector. We are close friends, you know.'

'His one firm stipulation, clear in the contract, as you see, is that you avoid any Imperial entanglements. Any and all, am I understood?' That grating note entered Pike's voice again. 'Legate Sarmis still haunts the border like an angry phantom. I do not suppose he will cross it but even so he is a man decidedly not to be trifled with, a most bloody-minded and bloody-handed adversary. His Eminence desires no further wars at present.'

'Do not concern yourself, I avoid fighting wherever possible.' Cosca slapped happily at the hilt of his blade. 'A sword is for rattling, not for drawing, eh?'

'We have a gift for you, also.' Superior Pike indicated the fortified wagon, an oaken monster bound in riveted iron and hauled by a team of eight muscular horses. It was halfway between conveyance and castle, with slitted windows and a crenelated parapet about the top, from which defenders might presumably shoot at circling enemies. Far from the most practical of gifts, but then Cosca had never been interested in practicalities.

'For me?' The Old Man pressed his withered hands to his gilded breastplate. 'It shall be my home from home out in the wilderness!'

'There is a . . . secret within,' said Lorsen. 'Something his Eminence would very much like to see tested.'

'I love surprises! Ones that don't involve armed men behind me, anyway. You may tell his Eminence it will be my honour.' Cosca stood, wincing as his aged knees audibly clicked. 'How does the Paper of Engagement appear?'

Temple looked up from the penultimate page. 'Er . . .' The contract was closely based on the one he had drawn up for their previous engagement, was watertight in every particular, was even more generous in several. 'Some issues with supply,' he stammered, fumbling for objections. 'Food and weaponry are covered but the clause really should include-'

'Details. No cause for delay. Let's get the papers signed and the men ready to move. The longer they sit idle, the harder to get them off their arses. No force of nature so dangerous to life and commerce as mercenaries without employment.' Except, perhaps, mercenaries with employment.

'It would be prudent to allow me a little longer to-'

Cosca came close, setting his hand on Temple's shoulder again. 'Have you a legal objection?'

Temple paused, clutching for some words which might carry weight with a man with whom nothing carried any weight. 'Not a legal objection, no.'

'A financial objection?' offered Cosca.

'No, General.'

'Then . . . ?'

'Do you remember when we first met?'

Cosca suddenly flashed that luminous smile of which only he was capable, good humour and good intentions radiating from his deep-lined face. 'Of course. I wore that blue uniform, you the brown rags.'

'You said . . .' It hardly felt possible, now. 'You said we would do good together.'

'And haven't we, in the main? Legally and financially?' As though the entire spectrum of goodness ranged between those twin poles.

'And . . . morally?'

The Old Man's forehead furrowed as though it was a word in a foreign tongue. 'Morally?'

'General, please.' Temple fixed Cosca with his most earnest expression. And Temple knew he could be earnest, when he truly believed. Or had a great deal to lose. 'I beg you. Do not sign this paper. This will not be war, it will be murder.'

Cosca's brows went up. 'A fine distinction, to the buried.'

'We are not judges! What happens to the people of these towns once the men get among them, hungry for plunder? Women and children, General, who had no part in any rebellion. We are better than this.'

'We are? You did not say so in Kadir. You persuaded me to sign that contract, if I recall.'

'Well-'

'And in Styria, was it not you who encouraged me to take back what was mine?'

'You had a valid claim-'

'Before we took ship to the North, you helped me persuade the men. You can be damned persuasive when you have a mind.'

'Then let me persuade you now. Please, General Cosca. Do not sign.'

There was a long pause. Cosca heaved in a breath, his forehead creasing yet more deeply. 'A conscientious objection, then.'

'Conscience is,' muttered Temple hopefully, 'a splinter of the divine?' Not to mention a shitty navigator, and it had led him into some dangerous waters now. He realised he was picking nervously at the hem of his shirt as Cosca gazed upon him. 'I simply have a feeling this job . . .' He struggled for words that might turn the tide of inevitability. 'Will go bad,' he finished, lamely.

'Good jobs rarely require the services of mercenaries.' Cosca's hand squeezed a little tighter at his shoulder and Temple felt Friendly's looming presence behind him. Still, and silent, and yet very much there. 'Men of conscience and conviction might find themselves better suited to other lines of work. His Majesty's Inquisition offers a righteous cause, I understand?'

Temple swallowed as he looked across at Superior Pike, who had now attracted a twittering avian crowd. 'I'm not sure I care for their brand of righteousness.'

'Well, that's the thing about righteousness,' murmured Cosca, 'everyone has their own brand. Gold, on the other hand, is universal. In my considerable experience, a man is better off worrying about what is good for his purse than what is simply . . . good.'

'I just-'

Cosca squeezed still more firmly. 'Without wishing to be harsh, Temple, it isn't all about you. I have the welfare of the whole company to think of. Five hundred men.'

'Five hundred and twelve,' said Friendly.

'Plus one with dysentery. I cannot inconvenience them for the sake of your feelings. That would be . . . immoral. I need you, Temple. But if you wish to leave . . .' Cosca issued a weighty sigh. 'In spite of all your promises, in spite of my generosity, in spite of everything we have been through together, well . . .' He held out an arm towards burning Mulkova and raised his brows. 'I suppose the door is always open.'

Temple swallowed. He could have left. He could have said he wanted no part of this. Enough is enough, damn it! But that would have taken courage. That would have left him with no armed men at his back. Alone, and weak, and a victim once again. That would have been hard to do. And Temple always took the easy way. Even when he knew it was the wrong way. Especially then, in fact, since easy and wrong make such good company. Even when he had a damn good notion it would end up being the hard way, even then. Why think about tomorrow when today is such a thorny business?

Perhaps Kahdia would have found some way to stop this. Something involving supreme self-sacrifice, most likely. Temple, it hardly needed to be said, was not Kahdia. He wiped away a fresh sheen of sweat, forced a queasy smile onto his face and bowed. 'I remain always honoured to serve.'

'Excellent!' And Cosca plucked the contract from Temple's limp hand and spread it out to sign upon a sheered-off column.

Superior Pike stood, brushing crumbs from his shapeless black coat and sending birds scattering. 'Do you know what's out there, in the west?'

He let the question hang a moment. Below them the faint jingling, groaning, snapping could be heard of his Practicals dragging the prisoners away. Then he answered himself.

'The future. And the future does not belong to the Old Empire their time is a thousand years past. Nor does it belong to the Ghosts, savages that they are. Nor does it belong to the fugitives, adventurers and opportunist scum who have put the first grasping roots into its virgin soil. No. The future belongs to the Union. We must seize it.'

'We must not be afraid to do what is necessary to seize it,' added Lorsen.

'Never fear, gentlemen.' Cosca grinned as he scratched out the parting swirl of his signature. 'We will seize the future together.'

Just Men The rain had stopped. Shy peered through trees alive with the tap-tap of falling water, past a felled trunk abandoned on its trestles, part-stripped, the drawknife left wedged under a curl of bark, and towards the blackened bones of the house.

'Not hard bastards to follow,' muttered Lamb. 'Leave burned-out buildings wherever they go.'

Probably they thought they'd killed anyone cared enough to follow. What might happen once they noticed Lamb and Shy toddling after in their rickety wagon, she was trying not to think about.

Time was she'd thought out everything, every moment of every day hers, Lamb's, Gully's, Pit and Ro's, too all parcelled into its proper place with its proper purpose. Always looking forwards, the future better than the now, its shape clear to her as a house already built. Hard to believe since that time it was just five nights spent under the flapping canvas in the back of the cart. Five mornings waking stiff and sore to a dawn like a pit yawning under her feet. Five days following the sign across the empty grassland and into the woods, one eye on her black past, wondering what part of it had crept from the cold earth's clutches and stolen her life while she was grinning at tomorrow.

Her fingertips rubbed nervously against her palm. 'Shall we take a look?' Truth was she was scared what she might find. Scared of looking and scared of not looking. Worn out and scared of everything with a hollow space where her hopes used to be.

'I'll go round the back.' Lamb brushed his knees off with his hat and started circling the clearing, twigs crunching under his boots, a set of startled pigeons yammering into the white sky, giving anyone about fair notice of their arrival. Not that there was anyone about. Leastways, no one living.

There was an overgrown vegetable patch out back, stubborn soil scraped away to make a trench no more than ankle-deep. Next to it a soaked blanket was stretched over something lumpy. From the bottom stuck a pair of boots and a pair of bony bare feet with dirt under the bluish nails.

Lamb squatted down, took one corner and peeled it back. A man's face and a woman's, grey and slack, both with throats cut deep. The woman's head lolled, the wound in her neck yawning wet and purple.

'Ah.' Shy pressed her tongue into the gap between her front teeth and stared at the ground. Would've taken quite the optimist to expect anything else, and she by no means qualified, but those faces still tore at something in her. Worry for Pit and Ro, or worry for herself, or just a sick memory of a sick time when bodies weren't such strange things for her to see.

'Leave 'em be, you bastards!'

First thing Shy took in was the gleam on the arrowhead. Next was the hand that held the drawn bow, knuckles white on dark wood. Last was the face behind a boy maybe sixteen, a mop of sandy hair stuck to pale skin with the wet.

'I'll kill you! I'll do it!' He eased from the bushes, feet fishing for firm earth to tread on, shadows sliding across his tight face and his hand trembling on the bow.

Shy made herself stay still, some trick to manage with her first two burning instincts to get at him or get away. Her every muscle was itching to do one or the other, and there'd been a time Shy had chased off wherever her instincts led. But since they'd usually led her by an unpleasant route right into the shit, she let the bastards run off without her this time and just stood, looking this boy steady in the eyes. Scared eyes, which was no surprise, open wide and shining in the corners. She kept her voice soft, like they'd met at a harvest dance and had no burned-out buildings, dead folk or drawn bows between them.

'What's your name?'

His tongue darted over his lips, point of the arrow wobbling and making her chest horrible itchy about where it was aimed.

'I'm Shy. This is Lamb.'

The boy's eyes flicked across, and his bow too. Lamb didn't flinch, just put the blanket back how he'd found it and slowly stood. Seeing him with the boy's fresh eyes, he looked anything but harmless. Even with that tangle of grey beard you could tell a man would have to be real careless with his razor to pick up scars like Lamb's by accident. Shy had always guessed he'd got them in some war up North, but if he'd been a fighter once there was no fight in him now. Some kind of coward like she'd always said. But this boy wasn't to know.

'We been following some men.' Shy kept her voice soft, soft, coaxing the boy's eyes and his arrow's point back to her. 'They burned our farm, up near Squaredeal. They burned it, and they killed a man worked for us, and they took my sister and my little brother . . .' Her voice cracked and she had to swallow and press it out smooth again. 'We been following on.'

'Reckon they been here, too,' said Lamb.