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The Collected Joe Abercrombie Part 275

'Keep up, lad!' called Jalenhorm, spurring his horse onto the next bar of shingle. They were half way across the shallows now, the great hill looming up ever steeper beyond the trees ahead.

'Sir!' Retter realised he was hunching his shoulders, pressing himself down into his saddle to make a smaller target, realised he looked a coward and forced himself straight. Over on the far bank he saw men scurrying from a patch of scrubby bushes. Ragged men with bows. The enemy, he realised. Northern skirmishers. Close enough to shout at, and be heard. So close it seemed a little silly. Like the games of chase he used to play behind the barn. He sat up taller, forced his shoulders back. They looked every bit as scared as he was. One with a shock of blond hair knelt to shoot an arrow which came down harmlessly in the sand just ahead of the front rank. Then he turned and hurried off towards the orchards.

Curly ducked into the trees along with the rest, rushed through the apple-smelling darkness bent low, heading uphill. He hopped over the felled logs and came up kneeling on the other side, peering off to the south. The sun was barely risen and the orchards were thick with shadows. He could see the metal gleaming to either side, men hidden in a long line through the trees.

'They coming?' someone asked. 'They here?'

'They're coming,' said Curly. Maybe he'd been the last to run but that was nothing much to take pride in. They'd been rattled by the sheer number of the bastards. It was like the land was made of men. Seething with 'em. Hardly seemed worth sitting there on the bank, no cover but a scraggy bush or two, just a few dozen shooting arrows at all that lot. Pointless as going at a swarm of bees with a needle. Here in the orchard was a better place to give 'em a test. Ironhead would understand that. Curly hoped to hell he would.

They'd got all mixed up with some folks he didn't know on the way back. A tall old-timer with a red hood was squatting by him in the dappled shadows. Probably one of Golden's boys. There was no love lost between Golden's lot and Ironhead's most of the time. Not much more'n there was between Golden and Ironhead themselves, which was less than fuck all. But right now they had other worries.

'You see the number of 'em?' someone squeaked.

'Bloody hundreds.'

'Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and-'

'We ain't here to stop 'em,' growled Curly. 'We slow 'em, we put a couple down, we give 'em something to think about. Then, when we have to, we pull back to the Children.'

'Pull back,' someone said, sounding like it was the best idea he'd ever heard.

'When we have to!' snapped Curly over his shoulder.

'They got Northmen with 'em too,' someone said, 'some o' the Dogman's boys, I reckon.'

'Bastards,' someone grunted.

'Aye, bastards. Traitors.' The man with the red hood spat over their log. 'I heard the Bloody-Nine was with 'em.'

There was a nervy silence. That name did no favours for anyone's courage.

'The Bloody-Nine's back to the mud!' Curly wriggled his shoulders. 'Drowned. Black Dow killed him.'

'Maybe.' The man with the red hood looked grim as a gravedigger. 'But I heard he's here.'

A bowstring went right by Curly's ear and he spun around. 'What the-'

'Sorry!' A young lad, bow trembling in his hand. 'Didn't mean to, just-'

'The Bloody-Nine!' It came echoing out of the trees on their left, a mad yell, slobbering, terrified. 'The Bloody-' It cut off in a shriek, long drawn out and guttering away into a sob. Then a burst of mad laughter in the orchard ahead, making the collar prickle at Curly's sweaty neck. An animal sound. A devil sound. They all crouched there for a stretched-out moment staring, silent, disbelieving.

'Shit on this!' someone shouted, and Curly turned just in time to see one of the lads running off through the trees.

'I ain't fighting the Bloody-Nine! I ain't!' A boy scrambling back, kicking up fallen leaves.

'Get back here, you bastards!' Curly snarled, waving his bow about, but it was too late. His head snapped around at another blubbering scream. Couldn't see where it came from but it sounded like hell, right enough.

'The Bloody-Nine!' came roaring again out of the gloom on the other side. He thought he could see shadows in the trees, flashes of steel, maybe. There were others running, right and left. Giving up good spots behind their logs without a shaft shot or a blade drawn. When he turned back, most of his lads were showing their backs. One even left his quiver behind, snagged on a bush.

'Cowards!' But there was naught Curly could do. A Chief can kick one or two boys into line, but when the lot of 'em just up and run he's helpless. Being in charge can seem like a thing iron-forged, but in the end it's just an idea everyone agrees to. By the time he ducked back behind the log everyone had stopped agreeing, and far as he could tell it was just him and the stranger with the red hood.

'There he is!' he hissed, stiffening up all of a sudden. 'It's him!'

That madman's laughter echoed through the trees again, bouncing around, coming from everywhere and nowhere. Curly nocked an arrow, his hands sticky, his bow sticky in 'em. Eyes jerking around, catching one slice of slashed-up shade then another, jagged branches and the shadows of jagged branches. The Bloody-Nine was dead, everyone knew that. What if he weren't, though?

'I don't see nothing!' His hands were shaking, but shit on it, the Bloody-Nine was just a man, and an arrow would kill him as dead as anyone else. Just a man is all he was, and Curly weren't running from one man no matter how fucking hard, no matter if the rest of 'em were running, no matter what. 'Where is he?'

'There!' hissed the man with the red hood, catching him by the shoulder and pointing off into the trees. 'There he is!'

Curly raised his bow, peering into the darkness. 'I don't- Ah!' There was a searing pain in his ribs and he let go of the string, arrow spinning off harmless into the dirt. Another searing pain, and he looked down, and he saw the man with the red hood had stabbed him. Knife hilt right up against his chest, and the hand dark with blood.

Curly grabbed a fistful of the man's shirt, twisted it. 'Wha ...' But he didn't have the breath in him to finish, and he didn't seem to be able to take another.

'Sorry,' said the man, wincing as he stabbed him again.

Red Hat took a quick look about, make sure no one was watching, but it looked like Ironhead's boys were all too busy legging it out of the orchards and uphill towards the Children, a lot of 'em with brown trousers, more'n likely. He'd have laughed to see it if it weren't for the job he'd just had to do. He laid down the man he'd killed, patting him gently on his bloody chest as his eyes went dull, still with that slightly puzzled, slightly upset look.

'Sorry 'bout that.' A hard reckoning for a man who'd just been doing his job the best he could. Better'n most, since he'd chosen to stick when the rest had run. But that's how war is. Sometimes you're better off doing a worse job. This was the black business and there was no use crying about it. Tears'll wash no one clean, as Red Hat's old mum used to tell him.

'The Bloody-Nine!' he shrieked, broken and horror-struck as he could manage. 'He's here! He's here!' Then he gave a scream as he wiped his knife on the lad's jerkin, still squinting into the shadows for signs of other holdouts, but signs there were none.

'The Bloody-Nine!' someone roared, no more'n a dozen strides behind. Red Hat turned and stood up.

'You can stop. They've gone.'

The Dogman's grey face slid from the shadows, bow and arrows loose in one hand. 'What, all of 'em?'

Red Hat pointed down at the corpse he'd just made. 'All but a few.'

'Who'd have thought it?' The Dogman squatted beside him, a few more of his lads creeping out from the trees behind. 'The work you can get done with a dead man's name.'

'That and a dead man's laugh.'

'Colla, get back there and tell the Union the orchards are clear.'

'Aye.' And one of the others scurried off through the trees.

'How does it look up ahead?' Dogman slid over the logs and stole towards the treeline, keeping nice and low. Always careful, the Dogman, always sparing with men's lives. Sparing o' lives on both sides. Rare thing in a War Chief, and much to be applauded, for all the big songs tended to harp on spilled guts and what have you. They squatted there in the brush, in the shadows. Red Hat wondered how long the pair of 'em had spent squatting in the brush, in the shadows, in one damp corner of the North or another. Weeks on end, more'n likely. 'Don't look great, does it?'

'Not great, no,' said Red Hat.

Dogman eased his way closer to the edge of the trees and hunkered down again. 'And it looks no better from here.'

'Wasn't going to, really, was it?'

'Not really. But a man needs hope.'

The ground weren't offering much. A couple more fruit trees, a scrubby bush or two, then the bare hillside sloped up sharp ahead. Some runners were still struggling up the grass and beyond them, as the sun started throwing some light onto events, the ragged line of some digging in. Above that the tumbledown wall that ringed the Children, and above that the Children themselves.

'All crawling with Ironhead's boys, no doubt,' muttered the Dogman, speaking Red Hat's very thoughts.

'Aye, and Ironhead's a stubborn bastard. Always been tricky to shift, once he gets settled.'

'Like the pox,' said Dogman.

'And about as welcome.'

'Reckon the Union'll need more'n dead heroes to get up there.'

'Reckon they'll need a few living ones too.'

'Aye.'

'Aye.' Red Hat shielded his eyes with one hand, realised too late he'd got blood stuck all over the side of his face. He thought he could see a big man standing up on the diggings below the Children, shouting at the stragglers as they fled. Could just hear his bellowing voice. Not quite the words, but the tone spoke plenty.

Dogman was grinning. 'He don't sound happy.'

'Nope,' said Red Hat, grinning too. As his old mum used to say, there's no music so sweet as an enemy's despair.

'You fucking coward bastards!' snarled Irig, and he kicked the last of 'em on the arse as he went past, bent over and gasping from the climb, knocked him on his face in the muck. Better'n he deserved. Lucky he only got Irig's boot, rather'n his axe.

'Fucking bastard cowards!' sneered Temper at a higher pitch, and kicked the coward in the arse again as he started to get up.

'Ironhead's boys don't run!' snarled Irig, and he kicked the coward in the side and rolled him over.

'Ironhead's boys never run!' And Temper kicked the lad in the fruits as he tried to scramble off and made him squeal.

'But the Bloody-Nine's down there!' shouted another, his face milk pale and his eyes wide as shit-pits, cringing like a babe. A worried muttering followed the name, rippling through the boys all waiting behind the ditch. 'The Bloody-Nine. The Bloody-Nine? The Bloody-Nine. The-'

'Fuck,' snarled Irig, 'the Bloody-Nine!'

'Aye,' hissed Temper. 'Fuck him. Fucking fuck him!'

'Did you even see him?'

'Well ... no, I mean, not myself, but-'

'If he ain't dead, which he is, and if he's got the bones, which he don't, he can come up here.' And Irig leaned close to the lad, and tickled him under the chin with the spike on the end of his axe. 'And he can deal with me.'

'Aye!' Temper was nearly shrieking it, veins popping out his head. 'He can come up here and deal with ... with him! With Irig! That's right! Ironhead's going to hang you bastards for running! Like he hung Crouch, and cut his guts out for treachery, he'll fucking do the same to you, he will, and we'll-'

'You think you're helping?' snapped Irig.

'Sorry, Chief.'

'You want names? We got Cairm Ironhead up there at the Children. And at his back on the Heroes, we got Cracknut Whirrun, and Caul Shivers, and Black Dow his bloody self, for that matter-'

'Up there,' someone muttered.

'Who said that?' shrieked Temper. 'Who fucking well said-'

'Any man who stands now,' Irig held up his axe and gave it a shake with each word, since he'd often found a shaken axe adds an edge to the bluntest of arguments, 'and does his part, he'll get his place at the fire and his place in the songs. Any man runs from this spot here, well,' and Irig spat onto the curled-up coward next to his boot. 'I won't put Ironhead to the trouble o' passing judgement, I'll just give you to the axe, and there's an end on it.'

'An end!' shrieked Temper.

'Chief.' Someone was tugging at his arm.

'Can't you see I'm trying to-' snarled Irig, spinning around. 'Shit.'

'Never mind the Bloody-Nine. The Union were coming.

'Colonel, you must dismount.'

Vinkler smiled. Even that was an effort. 'Couldn't possibly.'

'Sir, really, this is no time for heroics.'

'Then ...' Vinkler glanced across the massed ranks of men emerging from the fruit trees to either side. 'When is the time, exactly?'

'Sir-'

'The bloody leg just won't manage it.' Vinkler winced as he touched his thigh. Even the weight of his hand on it was agonising now.

'Is it bad, sir?'

'Yes, sergeant, I think it's quite bad.' He was no surgeon, but he was twenty years a soldier and well knew the meaning of stinking dressings and a mottling of purple-red bruises about a wound. He had, in all honesty, been surprised to wake at all this morning.

'Perhaps you should retire and see the surgeon, sir-'

'I have a feeling the surgeons will be very busy today. No, Sergeant, thank you, but I'll press on.' Vinkler turned his horse with a twitch of the reins, worried that the man's concern would cause his courage to weaken. He needed all the courage he had. 'Men of his Majesty's Thirteenth!' He drew his sword and directed its point towards the scattering of stones high above them. 'Forward!' And with his good heel he urged his horse up onto the slope.

He was the only mounted man in the whole division now, as far as he could tell. The rest of the officers, General Jalenhorm and Colonel Gorst among them, had left their horses in the orchard and were proceeding on foot. Only a complete fool would have chosen to ride up a hill as steep as this one, after all. Only a fool, or the hero from an unlikely storybook, or a dead man.

The irony was that it hadn't even been much of a wound. He'd been run through at Ulrioch, all those years ago, and Lord Marshal Varuz had visited him in the hospital tent, and pressed his sweaty hand with an expression of deep concern, and said something about bravery which Vinkler had often wished he could remember. But to everyone's surprise, his own most of all, he had lived. Perhaps that was why he had thought nothing of a little nick on the thigh. Now it gave every appearance of having killed him.

'Bloody appearances,' he forced through gritted teeth. The only thing for it was to smile through the agony. That's what a soldier was meant to do. He had written all the necessary letters and supposed that was something. His wife had always worried there would be no goodbye.

Rain was starting to flit down. He could feel the odd spot against his face. His horse's hooves were slipping on the short grass and it tossed and snorted, making him grimace as his leg was jolted. Then a flight of arrows went up ahead. A great number of arrows. Then they began to curve gracefully downwards, falling from on high.

'Oh, bloody hell.' He narrowed his eyes and hunched his shoulders instinctively as a man might stepping from a porch into a hailstorm. Some of them dropped down around him, sticking silently into the turf to either side. He heard clanks and rattles behind as they bounced from shields or armour. He heard a shriek, followed by another. Shouting. Men hit.

Damned if he was going to just sit there. 'Yah!' And Vinkler gave his horse the spurs, wincing as it lurched up the hill, well ahead of his men. He stopped perhaps twenty strides from the enemy's earthworks. He could see the archers peering down, their bows picked out black against the sky, which was starting to darken again, drizzle prickling at Vinkler's helmet. He was terribly close. An absurdly easy target. More arrows whizzed past him. With a great effort he turned in his saddle and, lips curled back against the pain, stood in his stirrups, raising his sword.

'Men of the Thirteenth! At the double now! Have you somewhere else to be?'

A few soldiers fell as more arrows whipped past into the front rank, but the rest gave a hearty roar and broke into something close to a run, which was a damned fine testament to their spirit after the march they'd already had.

Vinkler became aware of an odd sensation in his throbbing leg, looked down, and was surprised to see an arrow poking from his dead thigh. He burst out laughing. 'That's my least vulnerable spot, you bloody arseholes!' he roared at the Northmen on the earthworks. The foremost of his charging men were level with him now, pounding up the hill, yelling.