The Collected Joe Abercrombie - The Collected Joe Abercrombie Part 23
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The Collected Joe Abercrombie Part 23

There was a sickening rip as the robe tore in Frost's white fist. Kault seemed frozen in space for a moment as all that expensive glass shattered around him, shards and splinters glittering through the air, then he was gone. The rope snapped taut.

'Thhhhh!' hissed Frost, glaring at the broken window.

'He jumped!' gasped Jalenhorm, his mouth hanging open.

'Clearly.' Glokta limped over to the desk and took the ripped strip of cloth from Frost's hands. Close up it scarcely seemed magnificent at all: brightly coloured but badly woven.

'Who would have thought?' muttered Glokta to himself. 'Poor quality.' He limped to the window and peered through the shattered hole. The head of the honourable Guild of Mercers was swinging slowly back and forth, twenty feet below, his torn, gold-embroidered gown flapping around him in the breeze. Cheap clothes and expensive windows. If the cloth had been stronger we would have got him. If the window had more lead, we would have got him. Lives hinge on such chances. Beneath him in the street a horrified crowd was already gathering: pointing, babbling, staring up at the hanging body. A woman screamed. Fear, or excitement? They sound the same.

'Lieutenant, would you be so good as to go down and disperse that crowd? Then we can cut our friend loose and take him back with us.' Jalenhorm looked at him blankly. 'Dead or alive, the King's warrant must be served.'

'Yes, of course.' The burly officer wiped sweat from his forehead and made, somewhat unsteadily, for the door.

Glokta turned back to the window and peered down at the slowly swinging corpse. Magister Kault's last words echoed in his mind.

Look in the Closed Council. Look in the House of Questions. Look in the University. Look in the banks, Glokta!

Three Signs.

West crashed onto his arse, one of his steels skittering out of his hands and across the cobbles. 'That's a touch!' shouted Marshal Varuz, 'A definite touch! Well fought, Jezal, well fought!'

West was starting to tire of losing. He was stronger than Jezal, and taller, with a better reach, but the cocky little bastard was quick. Damn quick, and getting quicker. He knew all of West's tricks now, more or less, and if he kept improving at this rate he'd soon be beating him every time. Jezal knew it too. He had a smile of infuriating smugness on his face as he offered his hand to West and helped him up from the ground.

'We're getting somewhere now!' Varuz slapped his stick against his leg in delight. 'We may even have ourselves a champion, eh, Major?'

'Very likely, sir,' said West, rubbing at his elbow, bruised and throbbing from his fall. He looked sidelong at Jezal, basking in the warmth of the Marshal's praise.

'But we must not grow complacent!'

'No, sir!' said Jezal emphatically.

'No indeed,' said Varuz, 'Major West is a capable fencer, of course, and you are privileged to have him as a partner but, well,' and he grinned at West, 'fencing is a young man's game, eh, Major?'

'Of course it is, sir,' muttered West. 'A young man's game.'

'Bremer dan Gorst, I expect, will be a different sort of opponent, as will the others at this year's Contest. Less of the veteran's cunning, perhaps, but more of the vigour of youth, eh West?' West, at thirty, was still feeling somewhat vigorous, but there was no purpose in arguing. He knew he'd never been the most gifted swordsman in the world. 'We have made great progress this past month, great progress. You have a chance, if you can maintain your focus. A definite chance! Well done! I will see you both tomorrow.' And the old Marshal strutted from the sunny courtyard.

West walked over to his fumbled steel, lying on the cobbles by the wall. His side was still aching from the fall, and he had to bend awkwardly to get it. 'I have to be going, myself,' he grunted as he straightened up, trying to hide his discomfort as best he could.

'Important business?'

'Marshal Burr has asked to see me.'

'Is it to be war then?'

'Perhaps. I don't know.' West looked Jezal up and down. He was avoiding West's eye for some reason. 'And you? What have you got in mind for today?'

Jezal fiddled with his steels. 'Er, nothing planned . . . not really. ' He glanced up furtively. For such a good card player, the man was a useless liar.

West felt a niggling of worry. 'Ardee wouldn't be involved in your lack of plans would she?'

'Erm ...'

The niggling became a cold throbbing. 'Well?'

'Maybe,' snapped Jezal, 'well . . . yes.'

West stepped right up to the younger man. 'Jezal,' he heard himself saying, slowly through gritted teeth, 'I hope you're not planning to fuck my sister.'

'Now look here-'

The throbbing boiled over. West's hands gripped hold of Jezal by his shoulders. 'No, you look!' he snarled. 'I'll not have her trifled with, you understand? She's been hurt before, and I'll not see her hurt any more! Not by you, not by anyone! I won't stand for it! She's not one of your games, you hear me?'

'Alright,' said Jezal, face suddenly pale. 'Alright! I've no designs on her! We're just friends is all. I like her! She doesn't know anyone here and . . . you can trust me . . . there's no harm in it! Ah! Get off me!'

West realised he was squeezing Jezal's arms with all his strength. How had that happened? He'd only meant to have a quiet word, and now he'd gone way too far. Hurt before . . . damn it! He should never have said that! He let go suddenly, drew back, swallowing his fury. 'I don't want you seeing her any more, do you hear me?'

'Now hold on West, who are you to-'

West's anger began to pulse again. 'Jezal,' he growled, 'I'm your friend, so I'm asking you.' He stepped forward again, closer than ever. 'And I'm her brother, so I'm warning you. Stay away! No good can come of it!'

Jezal shrank back against the wall. 'Alright . . . alright! She's your sister!'

West turned and stalked towards the archway, rubbing the back of his neck, his head thumping.

Lord Marshal Burr was sitting and staring out of the window when West arrived at his offices. A big, grim, beefy man with a thick brown beard and a simple uniform. West wondered how bad the news would be. If the Marshal's face was anything to go by it was very bad indeed.

'Major West,' he said, glaring up from under his heavy brows. 'Thank you for coming.'

'Of course, sir.' West noticed three roughly-made wooden boxes on a table by the wall. Burr saw him looking at them.

'Gifts,' he said sourly, 'from our friend in the north, Bethod.'

'Gifts?'

'For the King, it seems.' The Marshal scowled and sucked at his teeth. 'Why don't you have a look at what he sent us, Major?'

West walked over to the table, reached out and cautiously opened the lid of one of the boxes. An unpleasant smell flowed out, like well-rotted meat, but there was nothing inside but some brown dirt. He opened the next box. The smell was worse. More brown dirt, caked around the inside, and some hair, some strands of yellow hair. West swallowed, looked up at the frowning Lord Marshal. 'Is this all, sir?'

Burr snorted. 'If only. The rest we had to bury.'

'Bury?'

The Marshal picked up a sheet of paper from his desk. 'Captain Silber, Captain Hoss, Colonel Arinhorm. Those names mean anything to you?'

West felt sick. That smell. It reminded him of Gurkhul somehow, of the battlefield. 'Colonel Arinhorm, I know,' he mumbled, staring at the three boxes, 'by reputation. He's commander of the garrison at Dunbrec.'

'Was,' corrected Burr, 'and the other two commanded small outposts nearby, on the frontier.'

'The frontier?' mumbled West, but he already guessed what was coming.

'Their heads, Major. The Northmen sent us their heads.' West swallowed, looking at the yellow hairs stuck to the inside of the box. 'Three signs, they said, when it was time.' Burr got up from his chair and stood, looking out of the window. 'The outposts were nothing: wooden buildings mostly, a palisade wall, ditches and so on, lightly manned. Little strategic importance. Dunbrec is another matter.'

'It commands the fords on the Whiteflow,' said West numbly, 'the best way out of Angland.'

'Or in. A vital point. Considerable time and resources were spent on the defences there. The very latest designs were used, our finest architects. A garrison of three hundred men, with stores of weapons and food to stand a year of siege. It was considered impregnable, the lynchpin of our plans for the defence of the frontier.' Burr frowned, deep grooves appearing across the bridge of his nose. 'Gone.'

West's head had started hurting again. 'When, sir?'

'When is the question. It must have been at least two weeks ago, for these "gifts" to have reached us. I am being called defeatist,' said Burr sourly, 'but I guess that the Northmen are loose and that, by now, they have overrun half of northern Angland. A mining community or two, several penal colonies, nothing so far of major importance, no towns to speak of, but they are coming, West, and fast, you may be sure of that. You don't send heads to your enemy, then wait politely for a reply.'

'What is being done?'

'Precious little! Angland is in uproar, of course. Lord Governor Meed is raising every man, determined to march out and beat Bethod on his own, the idiot. Varying reports place the Northmen anywhere and everywhere, with a thousand men or a hundred thousand. The ports are choked with civilians desperate to escape, rumours are rife of spies and murderers loose in the country, and mobs seek out citizens with Northern blood and beat them, rob them, or worse. Put simply, it is chaos. Meanwhile we sit here on our fat arses, waiting.'

'But . . . weren't we warned? Didn't we know?'

'Of course!' Burr threw his broad hand up in the air, 'but no one took it very seriously, would you believe! Damn painted savage stabs himself on the floor of the Open Council, challenges us before the King, and nothing is done! Government by committee! Everyone pulling their own way! You can only react, never prepare!' The Marshal coughed and burped, spat on the floor. 'Gah! Damn it! Damn indigestion!' He sat back in his chair, rubbing his stomach unhappily.

West hardly knew what to say. 'How do we proceed?' he mumbled.

'We've been ordered north immediately, meaning as soon as anyone can be bothered to supply me with men and arms. The King, meaning that drunkard Hoff, has commanded me to bring these Northmen to heel. Twelve regiments of the King's Own seven of foot and five of horse, to be fleshed out with levies from the aristocracy, and whatever the Anglanders haven't squandered before we get there.'

West shifted uncomfortably in his chair. 'That should be an overwhelming force.'

'Huh,' grunted the Marshal. 'It better be. It's everything we have, more or less, and that worries me.' West frowned. 'Dagoska, Major. We cannot fight the Gurkish and the Northmen both at once.'

'But surely, sir, the Gurkish, they wouldn't risk another war so soon? I thought it was all idle talk?'

'I hope so, I hope so.' Burr pushed some papers absently around his desk. 'But this new Emperor, Uthman, is not what we were expecting. He was the youngest son, but when he heard of his father's death . . . he had all his brothers strangled. Strangled them himself, some say. Uthman-ul-Dosht, they are calling him. Uthman the Merciless. He has already declared his intention to recapture Dagoska. Empty talk, perhaps. Perhaps not.' Burr pursed his lips. 'They say he has spies everywhere. He might even now be learning of our troubles in Angland, might even now be preparing to take advantage of our weakness. We must be done quickly with these Northmen. Very quickly. Twelve regiments and levies from the noblemen. And from that point of view it could not be a worse time.'

'Sir?'

'This business with the Mercers. A bad business. Some of the big noblemen got stung. Brock, Isher, Barezin, and others. Now they're dragging their feet with the levies. Who knows what they'll send us, or when? Bunch of half-starved, unarmed beggars probably, an excuse to clean the scrapings from their land. A useless crowd of extra mouths to feed, and clothe, and arm, and we are desperately short of good officers.'

'I have some good men in my battalion.'

Burr twitched impatiently. 'Good men, yes! Honest men, enthusiastic men, but not experienced! Most of those who fought in the South did not enjoy it. They have left the army, and have no intention of returning. Have you seen how young the officers are these days? We're a damn finishing school! And now His Highness the Prince has expressed his interest in a command. He doesn't even know which end of a sword to hold, but he is set on glory and I cannot refuse him!'

'Prince Raynault?'

'If only!' shouted Burr. 'Raynault might actually be of some use! It's Ladisla I'm talking of! Commanding a division! A man who spends a thousand marks a month on clothes! His lack of discipline is notorious! I've heard it said that he's forced himself on more than one servant in the palace, but that the Arch Lector was able to silence the girls.'

'Surely not,' said West, although he had actually heard such a rumour himself.

'The heir to the throne, in harm's way, when the King is in poor health? A ludicrous notion!' Burr got up, burping and wincing. 'Damn this stomach!' He stalked over to the window and frowned out across the Agriont.

'They think it will be easily settled,' he said quietly. 'The Closed Council. A little jaunt in Angland, done with before the first snow falls. In spite of this shock with Dunbrec. They never learn. They said the same about our war with the Gurkish, and that nearly finished us. These Northmen are not the primitives they think. I fought with Northern mercenaries in Starikland: hard men used to hard lives, raised on warfare, fearless and stubborn, expert at fighting in the hills, in the forests, in the cold. They do not follow our rules, or even understand them. They will bring a violence and a savagery to the battlefield that would make the Gurkish blush.' Burr turned away from the window, back to West. 'You were born in Angland, weren't you, Major?'

'Yes, sir, in the south, near Ostenhorm. My family's farm was there, before my father died . . .' He trailed off.

'You were raised there?'

'Yes.'

'You know the land then?'

West frowned. 'In that region, sir, but I have not been back for-'

'Do you know these Northmen?'

'Some. There are still many living in Angland.'

'You speak their tongue?'

'Yes, a little, but they speak many-'

'Good. I am putting together a staff, good men I can rely on to carry out my orders, and see to it that this army of ours does not fall apart before it even comes into contact with the enemy.'

'Of course, sir.' West racked his brains. 'Captain Luthar is a capable and intelligent officer, Lieutenant Jalenhorm-'

'Bah!' shouted Burr, waving his hand in frustration, 'I know Luthar, the boy's a cretin! Just the sort of bright-eyed child that I was talking about! It's you I need, West.'

'Me?'

'Yes, you! Marshal Varuz, the Union's most famous soldier no less, has given you a glowing report. He says you are a most committed, tenacious, and hard-working officer. The very qualities I need! As a Lieutenant you fought in Gurkhul under Colonel Glokta, did you not?'

West swallowed. 'Well, yes.'

'And it is well known you were first through the breach at Ulrioch.'

'Well, among the first, I was-'

'You have led men in the field, and your personal courage is beyond question! There is no need to be modest, Major, you are the man for me!' Burr sat back, a smile on his face, confident he had made his point. He burped again, holding up his hand. 'My apologies . . . damn indigestion!'

'Sir, may I be blunt?'

'I am no courtier, West. You must always be blunt with me. I demand it!'

'An appointment on a Lord Marshal's staff, sir, you must understand. I am a gentleman's son. A commoner. As commander of a battalion, I already have difficulty gaining the respect of the junior officers. The men I would have to give orders to if I were on your staff, sir, senior men with good blood . . .' He paused, exasperated. The Marshal gazed blankly at him. 'They will not permit it!'

Burr's eyebrows drew together. 'Permit it?'