'Dig out the dead wood? I'm all for it. Let's have a fresh start.'
'Might I suggest a pipe?'
'Fuck, yes,' he heard Monza whisper.
'Suggest away,' said Shivers. 'I'm getting bored o' pain the last few weeks.'
The eye-maker bowed his head, eased off to charge the pipe. 'I remember you getting your hair cut,' said Monza. 'Nervous as a lamb at its first shearing.'
'Heh. True.'
'Now look at you, keen to be fitted for an eye.'
'A wise man once told me you have to be realistic. Strange how fast we change, ain't it, when we have to?'
She frowned back at him. 'Don't change too far. I've got to go.'
'No stomach for the eye-making business?'
'I've got to renew an acquaintance.'
'Old friend?'
'Old enemy.'
Shivers grinned. 'Dearer yet. Watch you don't get killed, eh?' And he settled back in the chair, pulled the strap tight round his forehead. 'We've still got work to do.' He closed his good eye, the lamplight glowing pink through the lid.
Prince of Prudence Grand Duke Rogont had made his headquarters in the Imperial Bath-Hall. The building was still one of the greatest in Puranti, casting half the square at the east end of the old bridge into shadow. But like the rest of the city, it had seen better centuries. Half its great pediment and two of the six mighty pillars that once held it up had collapsed lifetimes before, the stone pilfered for the mismatched walls of newer, meaner buildings. The stained masonry sprouted with grass, with dead ivy, with a couple of stubborn little trees, even. Probably baths had been a higher priority when it was built, before everyone in Styria started trying to kill each other. Happy times, when keeping the water hot enough had been anyone's biggest worry. The crumbling building might have whispered of the glories of a lost age, but made a sad comment on Styria's long decline.
If Monza had cared a shit.
But she had other things on her mind. She waited for a gap to appear between one tramping company of Rogont's retreating army and the next, then she forced her shoulders back and strode across the square. Up the cracked steps of the Bath-Hall, trying to walk with all her old swagger while her crooked hip bone clicked back and forth in its socket and sent stings right through her arse. She pushed her hood back, keeping her eyes fixed on the foremost of the guards, a grizzled-looking veteran wide as a door with a scar down one colourless cheek.
'I need to speak to Duke Rogont,' she said.
'Of course.'
'I'm Mon . . . what?' She'd been expecting to explain herself. Probably to be laughed at. Possibly to be strung up from one of the pillars. Certainly not to be invited in.
'You're General Murcatto.' The man had a twist to his grey mouth that came somewhere near a smile. 'And you're expected. I'll need the sword, though.' She frowned as she handed it over, liking the feel of this less than if they'd kicked her down the street.
There was a great pool in the marble hall beyond, surrounded by tall columns, murky water smelling strongly of rot. Her old enemy Grand Duke Rogont was poring over a map on a folding table, in a sober grey uniform, lips thoughtfully pursed. A dozen officers clustered about him, enough gold braid between them to rig a carrack. A couple looked up as she made her way around the fetid pond towards them.
'It's her,' she heard one say, his lip well curled.
'Mur . . . cat . . . to,' another, as if the very name was poison. No doubt it was to them. She'd been making fools of these very men for the past few years and the more of a fool a man is, the less he cares to look like one. Still, the general with the smallest numbers should remain always on the offensive, Stolicus wrote. So she walked up unhurried, the thumb of her bandaged left hand hooked carelessly in her belt, as if this was her bath and she was the one with all the swords.
'If it isn't the Prince of Prudence, Duke Rogont. Well met, your Cautiousness. A proud-looking set of comrades you've got here, for men who've spent seven years retreating. Still, at least you're not retreating today.' She let it sink in for a moment. 'Oh, wait. You are.'
That forced a few chins to haughtily rise, a nostril or two to flare. But the dark eyes of Rogont himself shifted up from the map without any rush, a little tired, perhaps, but still irritatingly handsome and at ease. 'General Murcatto, what a pleasure! I wish we could have met after a great battle, preferably with you as a crestfallen prisoner, but my victories have been rather thin on the ground.'
'Rare as summer snows.'
'And you, so cloaked in glories. I feel quite naked under your victorious glare.' He peered towards the back of the hall. 'But wherever are your all-conquering Thousand Swords now?'
Monza sucked her teeth. 'Faithful Carpi's borrowed them from me.'
'Without asking? How . . . rude. I fear you are too much soldier and not enough politician. I fear I am the opposite. Words may hold more power than swords, as Juvens said, but I have discovered to my cost that there are times when there is no substitute for pointy metal.'
'These are the Years of Blood.'
'Indeed they are. We are all the prisoners of circumstance, and circumstances have left me once again with no other choice but bitter retreat. The noble Lirozio, Duke of Puranti and owner of this wonderful bath, was as staunch and warlike an ally as could be imagined when Duke Orso's power was long leagues away on the other side of the great walls of Musselia. You should have heard him gnash his teeth, his sword never so eager to spring forth and spill hot blood.'
'Men love to talk about fighting.' Monza let her eyes wander over the sullen faces of Rogont's advisors. 'Some like to dress for it, too. Getting blood on the uniforms is a different matter.'
A couple of angry head-tosses from the peacocks, but Rogont only smiled. 'My own sad realisation. Now Musselia's great walls are breached, thanks to you, Borletta fallen, thanks to you, and Visserine burned too. The army of Talins, ably assisted by your erstwhile comrades, the Thousand Swords, are picking the country clean on Lirozio's very doorstep. The brave duke finds his enthusiasm for drum and bugle much curtailed. Powerful men are as inconstant as the shifting water. I should have picked weaker allies.'
'Bit late for that.'
The duke puffed out his cheeks. 'Too late, too late, shall be my epitaph. At Sweet Pines I arrived but two days tardy, and rash Salier had fought and lost without me. So Caprile was left helpless before your well-documented wrath.' That was a fool's version of the story, but Monza kept it to herself, for now. 'At Musselia I arrived with all my power, prepared to hold the great walls and block the Gap of Etris against you, and found you had stolen the city the day before, picked it clean already and now held the walls against me.' More injury to the truth, but Monza kept her peace. 'Then at the High Bank I found myself unavoidably detained by the late General Ganmark, while the also late Duke Salier, quite determined not to be fooled by you a second time, was fooled by you a second time and his army scattered like chaff on a stiff wind. So Borletta . . .' He stuck his tongue between his lips, jerked his thumb towards the floor and blew a loud farting sound. 'So brave Duke Cantain . . .' He drew one finger across his throat and blew another. 'Too late, too late. Tell me, General Murcatto, how come you are always first to the field?'
'I rise early, shit before daybreak, check I'm pointed in the right direction and let nothing stop me. That and I actually try to get there.'
'Your meaning?' demanded a young man at Rogont's elbow, his face even sourer than the rest.
'My meaning?' she parroted, goggling like an idiot, and then to the duke himself, 'Is that you could have reached Sweet Pines on time but chose to dither, knowing proud, fat Salier would piss before his trousers were down and more than likely waste all his strength whether he won or not. He lost, and looked the fool, and you the wiser partner, just as you hoped.' It was Rogont's turn to stay carefully silent. 'Two seasons later you could have reached the Gap in time and held it against the world, but it suited you to delay, and let me teach the proud Musselians the lesson you wanted them to learn. Namely to be humble before your prudent Excellency.'
The whole chamber was very still as her voice grated on. 'When did you realise time was running out? That you'd delayed so much you'd let your allies wane too weak, let Orso wax too strong? No doubt you would have liked to make it to the High Bank for once on time, but Ganmark got in your way. As far as playing the good ally, by that time it was . . .' She leaned forwards and whispered it. 'Too late. All your policy was making sure you were the strongest partner when the League of Eight won, so you could be the first among them. A grand notion, and carefully managed. Except, of course, Orso has won, and the League of Eight . . .' She stuck her tongue between her lips and blew a long fart at the assembled flower of manhood. 'So much for too late, fuckers.'
The shrillest of the brood stepped towards her, fists clenched. 'I will not listen to one word more of this, you . . . you devil! My father died at Sweet Pines!'
It seemed everyone had their own wrongs to avenge, but Monza had too many wounds of her own to be much stung by other people's. 'Thank you,' she said.
'What?'
'Since your father was presumably among my enemies, and the aim of a battle is to kill them, I take his death as a compliment. I shouldn't have to explain that to a soldier.'
His face had turned a blotchy mixture of pink and white. 'If you were a man I'd kill you where you stand.'
'If you were a man, you mean. Still, since I took your father, it's only fair I give you something in trade.' She curled her tongue and blew spit in his face.
He came at her clumsily, and with his hands, just as she'd guessed he would. Any man who needs to be worked up to it that hard isn't likely to be too fearful when he finally gets there. She was ready, dodged around him, grabbed the top and bottom rims of his gilded breastplate, used his own weight to swing him, caught his toe with one well-placed boot. She grabbed the hilt of his sword as he stumbled helplessly past, bent almost double, part running and part falling, and whipped it from his belt. He squawked as he splashed into the pool, sending up a fountain of shining spray, and she spun round, blade at the ready.
Rogont rolled his eyes. 'Oh, for pity's-' His men bundled past, all fumbling their swords out, cursing, nearly knocking the table over in their haste to get at her. 'Less steel, gentlemen, if you please, less steel!' The officer had surfaced now, or at least was fighting to, splashing and floundering, hauled down by the weight of his ornamental armour. Two of Rogont's other attendants hurried to drag him from the pool while the rest shuffled towards Monza, jostling at each other in their efforts to stab her first.
'Shouldn't you be the ones retreating?' she hissed as she backed away past the pillars.
The nearest jabbed at her. 'Die, you damned-'
'Enough!' roared Rogont. 'Enough! Enough!' His men scowled like naughty children called to account. 'No swordplay in the bath, for pity's sake! Will my shame never end?' He gave a long sigh, then waved an arm. 'Leave us, all of you!'
His foremost attendant's moustache bristled with horror. 'But, your Excellency, with this . . . foul creature?'
'Never fear, I will survive.' He arched one eyebrow at them. 'I can swim. Now out, before someone hurts themselves. Shoo! Go!'
Reluctantly they sheathed their swords and grumbled their way from the hall, the soaked man leaving a squelching trail of wet fury behind him. Monza grinned as she tossed his gilded sword into the pool, where it vanished with a splash. A small victory, maybe, but she had to enjoy the ones she got these days.
Rogont waited in silence until they were alone, then gave a heavy sigh. 'You told me she would come, Ishri.'
'It is well that I never tire of being right.' Monza started. A dark-skinned woman lay on her back on a high windowsill, a good stride or two above Rogont's head. Her legs were crossed, up against the wall, one arm and her head hanging off the back of the narrow ledge so that her face was almost upside down. 'For it happens often.' She slid off backwards, flipped over at the last moment and dropped silently to all fours, nimble as a lizard.
Monza wasn't sure how she'd missed her in the first place, but she didn't like that she had. 'What are you? An acrobat?'
'Oh, nothing so romantic as an acrobat. I am the East Wind. You can think of me as but one of the many fingers on God's right hand.'
'You talk enough rubbish to be a priest.'
'Oh, nothing so dry and dusty as a priest.' Her eyes rolled to the ceiling. 'I am a passionate believer, in my way, but only men may take the robe, thanks be to God.'
Monza frowned. 'An agent of the Gurkish Emperor.'
'Agent sounds so very . . . underhanded. Emperor, Prophet, Church, State. I would call myself a humble representative of Southern Powers.'
'What's Styria to them?'
'A battlefield.' And she smiled wide. 'Gurkhul and the Union may be at peace, but . . .'
'The fighting goes on.'
'Always. Orso's allies are our enemies, so his enemies are our allies. We find ourselves with common cause.'
'The downfall of Grand Duke Orso of Talins,' muttered Rogont. 'Please God.'
Monza curled her lip at him. 'Huh. Praying to God now, Rogont?'
'To whoever will listen, and most fervently.'
The Gurkish woman stood, stretching up on tiptoe to the ends of her long fingers. 'And you, Murcatto? Are you the answer to this poor man's desperate prayers?'
'Maybe.'
'And he to yours, perhaps?'
'I've been often disappointed by the powerful, but I can hope.'
'You'd hardly be the first friend I've disappointed.' Rogont nodded towards the map. 'They call me the Count of Caution. The Duke of Delay. The Prince of Prudence. Yet you would make an ally of me?'
'Look at me, Rogont, I'm almost as desperate as you are. "Great tempests," Farans said, "wash up strange companions."
'A wise man. How can I help my strange companion, then? And, more importantly, how can she help me?'
'I need to kill Faithful Carpi.'
'Why would we care for treacherous Carpi's death?' Ishri sauntered forwards, head falling lazily onto one side, then further still. Too far to look at comfortably, let alone to do. 'Are there not other captains among the Thousand Swords? Sesaria, Victus, Andiche?' Her eyes were pitch black, as empty and dead as the eye-maker's replacements. 'Will not one of those infamous vultures fill your old chair, keen to pick at the corpse of Styria?'
Rogont pouted. 'And so my weary dance continues, but with a fresh partner. I win only the most fleeting reprieve.'
'Those three have no loyalty to Orso beyond their pockets. They were persuaded easily enough to betray Cosca for me, and me for Faithful, when the price was right. If the price is right, with Faithful gone I can bring them back to me, and from Orso's service to yours.'
A slow silence. Ishri raised her fine black brows. Rogont tipped his head thoughtfully back. The two of them exchanged a lingering glance. 'That would go a long way towards evening the odds.'
'You are sure you can buy them?' asked the Gurkish woman.
'Yes,' Monza lied smoothly. 'I never gamble.' An even bigger lie, so she delivered it with even greater confidence. There was no certainty where the Thousand Swords were concerned, and even less with the faithless bastards who commanded them. But there might be a chance, if she could kill Faithful. Get Rogont's help with that, then they'd see.
'How high would be the price?'
'To turn against the winning side? Higher than I can afford, that's sure.' Even if she'd had the rest of Hermon's gold to hand, and most of it was still buried thirty strides from her dead father's ruined barn. 'But you, the Duke of Ospria-'
Rogont gave a sorry chuckle. 'Oh, the bottomless purse of Ospria. I am in hock up to my neck and beyond. I'd sell my arse if I thought I could get more than a few coppers for it. No, you will coax no gold from me, I fear.'
'What about your Southern Powers?' asked Monza. 'I hear the mountains of Gurkhul are made of gold.'
Ishri wriggled back against one of the pillars. 'Of mud, like everyone else's. But there may be much gold in them, if one knows where to dig. How do you plan to put an end to Faithful?'
'Lirozio will surrender to Orso's army as soon as it arrives.'
'Doubtless,' said Rogont. 'He is every bit as proficient at surrender as I am at retreat.'
'The Thousand Swords will push on southwards towards Ospria, picking the country clean, and the Talinese will follow.'
'I need no military genius to tell me this.'
'I'll find a place, somewhere between, and bring Carpi out. With two-score men I can get him killed. Small risk for either one of you.'
Rogont cleared his throat. 'If you can bring that loyal old hound out of his kennel, then I can surely spare some men to put him down.'
Ishri watched Monza, just as Monza might have watched an ant. 'And once he is at peace, if you can buy the Thousand Swords then I can furnish the money.'
If, if, if. But that was more than Monza had any right to hope for here. She could just as easily have left the meeting feet first. 'Then it's as good as done. To strange companions, eh?'
'Indeed. God has truly blessed you.' Ishri gave an extravagant yawn. 'You came looking for one friend, and you leave with two.'
'Lucky me,' said Monza, far from sure she was leaving with any. She turned towards the gate, boot heels scraping against the worn marble, hoping she didn't start shaking before she got there.
'One more thing, Murcatto!' She looked back to Rogont, standing alone now by his maps. Ishri had vanished as suddenly as she'd appeared. 'Your position is weak, and so you are obliged to play at strength. I see that. You are what you are, bold beyond recklessness. I would not have it any other way. But I am what I am, also. Some more respect, in future, will make our marriage of mutual desperation run ever so much more smoothly.'
Monza gave an exaggerated curtsey. 'Your Resplendence, I am not only weak, but abject with regret.'