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Stories by R. A. Lafferty Vol 3 Part 12

Three swing periods later, Ishmael got clear to the Barrens again, taking three small boys with him. This incursion was without incident. He repeated the feat after the same interval. Then he repeated it again. It took him about three days to instruct and train the children properly. Many two- and three- and four-year-old children are slow learners and inattentive, though Ishmael selected only the most promising of them to smuggle to the Barrens.

Then they had their first fatalities. During one of their swing-period journeys they ran atangle of a set of nothoi-hunters, and this was the Peeler set; this was the quick-sensing set that knew there was an Ishmael. Four of the six boys that Ishmael was leading were killed, and both of the girls.

Ishmael cursed Peeler and his cronies.

Ishmael had taken a hundred children into the Barrens, and the rampant eight-year-old male who ruled the region now had real material for his talents. Then Peeler led an incursion into the Barrens that killed fifty young nothoi. It was announced (as it had been announced many times before) that the young nothoi in the Barrens had now been extinguished. But they hadn't been.

Ishmael led another hundred children into the Barrens over a period of some weeks. But seven incursions, the last one led by the notorious Peeler again, killed seventy of the Barrens nothoi. Ishmael was not four years old.

Is not a wild ass full grown at three? He had cursed Peeler before, and the cursing hadn't been offective. "I will do something else. I will get him where it hurts him," Ishmael said.

Peeler had a little boy, older than Ishmael but about the same size.

Ishmael knew this. Ishmael knew everything.

Ishmael found the little boy, Onlyborn Peeler, struck him down wildly, and stripped him naked. Then he changed clothes with him. Thereupon, he made himself to look exactly like that little Peeler boy. How could he have done it, with the wild-ass crine standing up on his head and neck like that? With the wild eyes rolling around in his head the way they did? With the hands and feet that were too big for him, with the ass-spritigs (which were like the cat-springs of his father) in his steps, with the sloping shoulders and haunches on him that the little Peeler boy didn't have? Well hokey, he wasn't even the same color as the Peeler boy!

Well, he did it. Ishmael was hypnotic. He drew eyes to him or away from him as lie wished. He made those hypnotized eyes see what he wanted them to see. He could make his face look like anything he decided. "Why, I almost peeled you for a potato!" Jane the Crane had said to him once. "Why are you looking like a potato?" He had the face of the little Peeler boy now and the Peeler boy's clothes. He went and found Peeler himself, sitting with Slickstock and Quickcoiner.

"Hey, Pop, get on the op!" he spoke boldly to Peeler, using the voice of the Peeler boy and the kind of talk that legal kids talked. He put his eye to the barrel of Peeler's giin and looked down it.

"What is the matter with you, Onlyborn? Why do you look so funny? Whatare you doing here? Why aren't you in kindergarten?" Peeler asked Ishmael with rising anger.

"Peeler, I never realized that your kid looked so funny," said Quickcoiner, "and looking From him to you, I never realized that you looked so funny either."

"Got him easy, got him hard, got him dead in our own backyard," Ishmael chanted in the little Peeler boy voice.

"Talk sense, or got out of here and back to school," Peeler ordered.

"Peeler!" Slickstock roared, rising, "Let's go see! If somebody's dead, we want to know why we didn't get to kill him. Maybe somebody else has been potting our game."

Ishmael was running toward the Peeler house, and the three big nothoi-hunters were clattering after him to see who was dead.

"Who is it, Onlyborn, who is dead?" Peeler was calling after Ishmael, still thinking he was his own son.

"On the op, Pop, see the fish," Ishmael chanted as he ran, "all laid out and his name is Ish."

"Ishmael!" Peeler roared like a wounded boar. "Somebody has stolen Ishmael from us."

"Ishmael!" Slickstock shouted. "We've been robbed. He was our assigned kill."

"Ishmael!" Quickcoiner shrieked. "I'll have coin back from the tipsters.

They assured me he could never be caught in the city."

Ishmael pointed when they came to the body. Then he faded back through the big nothoi-hunters and was into the trees. He was in the near trees for a moment, till he should see how the hunters carried on, but ready to be into the far trees as soon as these big men realized what had happened.

"Ishmael!" Peeler agonized as he bent over the little body where Ishmael had struck it down. "Wait, men, wait!" he said then. "Why, this can't be Ishmael at all! This is my little boy Onlyborn who is dead here. This is the funniest thing I ever heard of. What do you make of it, fellows?" )Peeler didn't particulary car for his small son. The kid-card and the kid [for prestige] had put him into hock for years>) "But since this is little Onlyborn" -- Quickcoiner hesitated -- "then who was --?"

"Ishmael!" Slickstock roared. "It was himself! He tricked us! He bearded the lions in our own jaws. We'll have him, we'll have him! He's our kill!"

"Coin out of my hand," Quickcoiner cried. "I'll overdraw. I'll get every tipster in town on this. We're tricked. We'll get him, we'll get him fast."

"I'll kill him, I'll kill him," Peeler jabbered. "Made fools of us!

Looked right down my giin. Insulted us. Something else. Yeah, he killed my boy. I'll kill him, I'll kill him."

It hadn't quite fallen is Ishmael (now in the far trees) had figured. He hadn't gotten Peeler where it hurt him in killing his son, Onlyborn, and this puzzled Ishmael. But he had got him where it hurt him in tricking him, in making a fool out of him. It had been to the death between them before. Now it was triply so.

Quickcoiner poured out money to the tipsters, and they began to hem Ishmael in, so they thought. Peeler and Ishmael declared the special game of his set.

But there was enough hunting for all the nothoi-hunter sets now. A dozen other wild-ass kids were working in the city, instructed by Ishmael himself and by the intrepid nine-year-old male that the nothoi-hunters had never been able to kill. And new Barrens-like places were already being used: a skimpy little region called the Potato Hills, a swampy stretch called the Deadwood Bottoms. And the wild-ass kids were breaking out all over the world; wilder than they had been before, clonkey-smart now, long-eared for rumor and news, mule-strong, jenny-fleet, hoof-liard, rebels, misbegottens, Issachars, asses indeed. They even used the sinister-barred bray for signal now and for mockery. The left-handed brotherhood had rampaged before, and it refused tobelieve now that it was extinguished.

But the nothoi-hunters also came on stronger now, more professional, better provided, better intelingenced, more adaptably armed. Every new evasion tactic that the nothoi kids discovered was soon the property of the prediction scopes of the hunters' rifles.

Ishmael had run other branches of illegitimate kids into the Barrens and the Bottoms and the Potato Hills. Then it came to his another, (who had powers) that he had run his way; to whichever end, she did not know.

"You have run to the end of the line in this," she said. "You are already too big to crawl in many of the walls and under many of the floors and streets. The crawl spaces are only suited for very small children. You are too big to be passed over by the sharp eyes, you are too big to vanish absolutely.

You will die on your next incursion; or you will get through to the wilds a last time and remain there to be a male in the Barrens or the Bottoms. There is no plan, there has never been any plan except to live: that everybody be allowed to live once -- a little while at least. To have been is to be forever. But never to have been is to be nothing."

"Oh, we make plans, the nine-year-old male and I. But they close in on us more and kill more of us every time. And we run out of tricks and dodges and evasions. The prediction scopes on their guns know them all. They know when we will break pace, when we will cut back, even before we know it."

"There is one trick that they don't know, Ishmael of the high crine and the wobbly eyes," Jane the Crane said. "If you are trapped for the last time, run straight. The scopes will not understand it, and the hunter-men will not understand it. Run a straight line that last time. The very idea of a straight line has vanished from this world."

Quickcoiner had poured more money to the tipsters. Slickstock had organized beaters. Peeler had led incursions into the Barrens and Bottoms and Hills that had left those refuges torn to pieces.

Ishmael could tell by the tint of the streams in the mornings how many had died in the Barrens the night before.

"It is the last day," Jane the Crane told Ishmael now. "Not the last day for you, maybe. Not the last day for me, maybe. But the last day for us. I knew which was the last day I would have with your father. I know this is the last day I will have you. Whatever I have done I have done. Now it is time that I do it again."

After that, Ishmael went on incursion and got through with a good pack of kids. He got back just in the closing hours of swing-time and found that every entrance to every burrow was spotted and guarded and closed to him. He could smell the hunters smell ing him. He could sense their sensors.

He heard also that his mother Jane the Crane had now been declared open game. He was trapped and angry. He was an animal-smart six-year-old boy of the species that had once been human, that might again be human after its freakish interlude. He was a towering and intelingent example of that species which was being hewn to death in its best, in its left-handed blood.

He was blocked in, he was sighted, he took to the trees. This city (thanks for all green and growing favors) had preserved its trees. But the trees did not reach all the way to the Barrens. They did not, but they reached to -- Too late! He sniciled the trip wire, of course, but he could not avoid tripping it, not at the speed he was going. And he hadn't expected a sky trap, a treetop trap. He had never encountered such before. But the tipsters had gathered information on Ishmael's every route, even his routes through the high trees.

There was a searing and acrid explosion. There was a ballooning wave of green fragments and gray-brown bark branches, and there was a sudden gap in the sky where there had been foliage. Ishmael, broken and burned considerably, fell to the street out of that sudden gap in the sky. Communication crackled, and three sets of nothoi-hunters converged on the boy. Peeler was barking that it was his kill and the other sets should desist. Ishmael, dazed and bloodied, rose out of the green trash that covered him and began to run in the direction of the Barrens. He ran in a straight line. The short-range rifles began to cough at him; they were mostly from Peeler's set. One set of hunters did desist. Another set was firing crazily.

It almost seemed as if men were firing at Peeler and Slickstock and Quickcoiner. There were confused and angry cries and the barking of weapons, but Ishmael ran on, straight as a lance and untouched; ran on under the last of these trees, under the open sky, toward distant trees again, on and on.

The prediction scopes of the hunters' rifles simply could not handle a straight-line trail. Nothing in their data or in their world gave information on this ultimate evasion tactic. The scope on Peeler's own gun failed in frustration and smoke, and the other scopes glowed red in malfunction and failure.

It seemed that Ishmael might make it through clear igain, to trees, to escape, to the Barrens. He didn't. A ricochet shot killed him there, no more than a dozen bounds from the skirting woods. He bunched and fell; he looked half animal, half child, as he curled into a small ball and died quickly.

There was Peeler's barking laugh of triumph; then a quick flash out of those skirting trees sawed it in half. Something had dived down from those trees, too swift for free fall. The something had hit, rolled, scurried, run, and swooped to the curled-up ball that was the dead boy Ishmael. The something had Ishmael (knowing that he was dead), bounded with him while the fury howl and fast clatter of bullets came from at least two sets of hunters, reached the skirting trees with the burden, and bounded up a trunk like a giant squirre1. Perhaps the ipparition got away clear, perhaps not. The trees were almost bowed over with the blow of automatic nearer weapons.

It had been the ten-year-old male from the Barrens who had come and snatched the body of Ishmael from under the noses of the the guns. For what?

He himself knew that Ishamel was already dead. He himself had taught Ishmael never to waste time on a dead one. For what then?

For heroism. He did not know that heroism was already dead. He believed that he could establish a mystique and a tomb.

Half a dozen sets of hunters were now after the young male and his dead burden. Not the set of Peeler, however. Peeler's set had got its kill, though by accident. It wanted more of the same blood, and it had one more prey assigned to it as open game.

"Where's the mother?" Peeler howled. "We may as well have double party today," Slickstock exulted. "Tipsters, tipsters, where is the leggy one?"

Qtiickcoiner screeched.

But Jane the Crane had already rushed out, wailing and keening: "Oh my son, Oh my son!" she cried. "Oh my son, come back to me!"

Somehow that didn't sound like Jane the Crane's way of carrying on.

But shots sang out. Janine went rigid in spread agony; she fell at full length; she spilled out gore, quivered, and was quiet.

The shots had not come from the unready guns of Peeler's set.

They had come, apparently, from another set of hunters down a side street. There was an afterbtirst of firing from there also; again it almost seemed as if someone was shooting it Pecler's set. Peeler and his associates took cover, confused by the dangerous random firing, happy that Ishmael and his mother had been killed, somewhat morbid that they themselves had not done all the killing.

(Check it, sensors, check it. Is there something tricky about all this?

-- No. It appears quite authentic.) Janine Pervicaia lay in her gore in the open street, and a yellow-card street-sweeper came dutifully to dispose of her. Slain illegal women were common enough, of course; but Janine was uncommonly comely and loggy, and many eyes were on her. This had to be done carefully, and she herself was not very careful now. But what would it matter, when she was already slain?

Slain? She was not slain. She wasn't touched. She hadn't lived withMorgan that long, she hadn't lived with Ishmael that long, to be killed in the open street, and for nothing. But it is good to have "Dead" written on your record and have it closed when it has gotten out of hand. Perhaps one can become another person with another records or with none.

The yellow-card street-sweeper (who looked very like Morgan Saunders and had been friend of him) did indeed gather Janine up as if she were dead, bending her difficultly in the middle and stuffing her into his wheeled canister. Quite a bit of her still stuck out; she was pretty leggy. But there had been signal between Jane the Crane and the sweeper, and perhaps illegal communication had also been held with others.

The gore that had spilled out in the street was not Jane's own. Many of the illegal birthing women now carried gore with them for just such eventualities as this. (And there were more and more of them now in the ghetto that is under the ghetto; there were more and more of their issue getting through to the various Barrens to set up kids' kingdoms. For already the Plateau had begun to tremble with its great underlying fault. Earthquake and Volcano and Upheaval!) "Is it Agar again, or is it the Jane?" the trundling sweeper asked softly to the inside of his canister. "No, no, do not sing and whistle, or softly if you do. That's enough to make any canister suspect."

Jane the Crane had lost her man, the dashing street-sweeper from over the sea. She had lost her son Ishmael, the incandescent wild colt of a boy.

But she sang and whistled (doubled up as she was in the canister) gaily but so low that only her new sweeper-man could hear her.

She'd do it again -- and again. She would be a birthing woman once more.

And once more she would give merriment with her milk.

NOR LIMESTONE ISLANDS.

A lapidary is one who cuts, polishes, engraves, and sets small stones.

He is also a scrivener with a choppy style who sets in little stones or pieces here and there and attempts to make a mosaic out of them.

But what do you call one who cuts and sets very large stones?

Take a small lapi1lus or stone for instance: The origin of painting as an art in Greece is connected with definite historical personages; but that of sculpture is lost in the mists of legend.

Its authentic history does not begin until about the year B.C. 600. It was regarded as an art imparted to men by the gods; for such is the thought expressed in the assertion that the earliest statues fell from heaven.

-- "Statuana Ars; Sculpture," -- Harper's Dictionary of Classical Literature and Antiquities.

We set that little stone in one corner, even though it at, contains a misunderstanding of what fell from heaven: it wasn't finished statues.

Then we set another small stone: (We haven't the exact citation of this. It's from Charles Fort or from one of his imitators.) It's of a scientist who refused to believe that several pieces of limestone had fallen from the sky, even though two farmers had seen them fall. They could not have fallen from the sky, the scientist said, because there is no limestone in the sky. (What would that scientist have done if he had been confronted with the question of Whales in the Sky?) We set that little stone of wisdom into one corner. And we look around for other stones to set.

The limestone salesman was making his pitch to the city commissioners.

He had been making a poor pitch and he was a poor salesman. All he had was price (much less than one tenth that of the other bidders) and superior quality. But the limestone salesman did not make a good appearance. He was bare-chested (and colossally deep-chested). He had only a little shoulder jacket above, and a folded drape below. On his feet he had the crepida or Hermes-sandals, made of buckskin apparently: a silly affectation. He wasdarkly burnt in skin and hair, but the roots of his hair and of his skin indicated that he was blond in both. He was golden-bearded, but the beard (and in fact the whole man) was covered with chalk-dust or rock-dust. The man was sweaty, and he smelled. His was a composite smell of limestone and edged bronze and goats and clover and honey and ozone and lentils and sour milk and dung and strong cheese.

"No, I don't believe that we want to deal with you at all," the mayor of the city was saying. "The other firms are all reputable and long established."

"Our firm is long established," the limestone salesman said.

"It has been doing business from the same - ah -- cart for nine thousand years."

"Balderdash," the streets and sewers commissioner swore. "You won't even give us the address of your firm, and you haven't put in a formal bid."

"The address is Stutzamutza," the limestone salesman said. "That's all the address I can give you. There isn't any other address. And I will put in a formal bid if you will show me how to do it. I offer you three hundred tons of the finest marble-limestone, cut exactly to specification, and set in place, guaranteed to take care of your project, guaranteed to be without flaw, in either pure white or variegated; I offer this delivered and set within one hour, all for the price of three hundred dollars or three hundred bushels of cracked corn."

"Oh take it, take it!" a Miss Phosphor McCabe cried out. "We elect you gentlemen to do our business for us at bargain prices. Do not pass up this fine bargain, I beg you." Phosphor McCabe was a lady photographer who had nine fingers in every pie.

"You be quiet, young lady, or we will have you put out of the hearing room," said the parks and playgrounds commissioner. "You will wait your turn, and you will not interfere in other cases. I shudder to think what your own petition will be today. Was ever a group so put upon by cranks as ourselves?"

"You have a very bad reputation, man," the finance commissioner said to the limestone salesman, "insofar as anyone has heard of you before. There is some mumble that your limestone or marble is not substantial, that it will melt away like hailstones. There is even a rumor that you had something to do with the terrible hailstorm of the night before last."

"Ah, we just had a little party at our place that night," the limestone salesman said. "We had a few dozen bottles of Tontitown wine from some stone that we set over in Arkansas, and we drank it up. We didn't hurt anybody or anything with those hailstones. Hey, some of them were as big as basketballs, weren't they! But we were careful where we let them fall. How often do you see a hailstorm as wild as that that doesn't do any damage at all to anything?"

"We can't afford to look silly," the schools and activities commissioner said. "We have been made to look silly in quite a few cases lately, not all of them our own fault. We can't afford to buy limestone for a project like this from someone like you."

"I wonder if you could get me about a hundred and twenty tons of good quality pink granite?" asked a smiling pinkish man in the hearing room.

"No, that's another island entirely," the limestone salesman said. "I'll tell them if I see them."

"Mr. Chalupa, I don't know what your business is here today," the mayor said severely to the smiling pinkish man, "but you will wait your turn, and you will not mix into this case. Lately it seems that our open hearings are just one nut after another."

"How can you lose?" the limestone salesman asked the commissioners. "I will supply and cut and set the stones. If you are not satisfied, I will leave the stones at no cost, or I will remove them again. And not until you are completely satisfied do you pay me the three hundred dollars or the three hundred bushels of cracked corn."

"I want to go to your country with you," Miss Phosphor McCabe burst out.

"I am fascinated by what I have heard of it. I want to do a photographic article about it for the Heritage Geographical Magazime. How far away is yourcountry now?"

"All right," the limestone salesman said. "I'll wait for you. We'll go just as soon as I have transacted my business and you have transacted yours.