Stand User in Marvel Universe - Chapter 17: A Sheep of Good Fertility
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Chapter 17: A Sheep of Good Fertility

Its over!

Whats over?

Dio looked strangely at the disappointing Will, a second ago he was as cheerful as a kid getting a toy for his birthday present, but now suddenly hes so depressed.

My proof of manliness is gone.

Huh?

Dio subconsciously glanced at Wills crotch, thinking that Wills genitalia somehow disappeared.

Oh, fuck! Not that one, its the one on my back! Without my medal of honor, those bastards will think Im a wimp who made up a story about fighting little Jacky countless times! Will, all of a sudden got excited.

Dio knew what he was excited about, and once again shove his middle finger to Wills face!

In Dios mind, he thought hes merely helping Will, turns out for gang members, scars are like a medal of honor, having a lot of tattoos isnt going to scare anyone nowadays.

As for what small Jacky was, it was probably some gang around these parts.

Suddenly, Dios mobile phone rang.

He ignored Will, who is currently telling the story about his fight with small Jacky and picked up the phone.

Hey, Jenny, I take it youre already here?

Ask one more question, and Ill go downtown for shopping instead.

Alright, alright, besides, dont you think its better if you beautify yourself before going shopping?

So, you will prepare free lunch for me again? Jenny emphasized the word free on the phone.

Of course! I know a good restaurant, maybe the money I earned today will afford us a bottle of vintage wine along with the food. Dio

Oh, fuck, you know thats not the one I meant! Jenny began swearing after Dio teased her.

You shouldnt get angry so easily, you might get wrinkles. If you really want your free lunch, you better earn it Miss Jenny!

Then he heard Jenny clicked her tongue and said in an annoyed tone, You really are an asshole!

Music to my ears, Dio replied

Jenny was frustrated by Dios response and said, You have 5 minutes to prepare. Otherwise, Ill leave, damn, why did I accept your proposal at that time, what a mistake!

After a one-sided jabbering, Jenny arbitrarily hung up the phone, leaving Dio with no chance to say anything back.

And Dio was in quite a pickle as the mess from Wills treatment was still lying on the floor, with Will being lost in thought due to his medal of honor being gone and all.

Hey! How long are you gonna mope? Another customer is waiting, you better help me clean these mess within 5 minutes. Otherwise, Ill feed you that magical dish again, and this time, your real proof of manliness will be the next one to disappear!

Dios vicious threat snapped Will out to reality, and then immediately cleaned the floor with a sour face.

While cleaning, Will cant even believe this disgusting thing is coming out from his own body, ew!

After disposing of the snot into the trash bag, they mopped the floor where Wills snot lay about five times back and forth and sprayed some cheap perfume and finally breathe a sigh of relief. At last, the restaurant became fresher.

While youre at it, how about charging the next customer for a cleanup fee? of course, separately from the tip!

Dio sighed. At this rate, hell be further and further from being an honest businessman.

5 minutes later, Dio opened the door of the restaurant, in front of the door is Jenny, and her friend, a blondie whos not less beautiful compared to Jenny, he also noticed a red sports car, of course, it belonged to Jennys friend, of course, Dio suddenly became excited.

Of course, the reason was not that Jennys friend was quite a beauty, but because of the classic red Ferrari sports car, worth about $1.5 million. Although it was not a top sports car, for the average person, especially like poor Dio, its a very luxurious item!

After all, having a total assets worth of $1.5 million and having a sports car worth $1.5 million obviously already different in scale.

This woman Jenny brought here suddenly looked like a bunch of gold in a bag in Dios eyes, he suddenly thought that charging her 10.000 dollars for the food is such a waste.

Only

Human greed really was bottomless, and Dio, who was worried about whether someone would buy it with this price, was suddenly thinking about raising the price.

Hey, Dio, this is my friend, you can call her Jessica.

Jessica, he is Dio, hell be the one serving you the magical diet from the East, look forward to it.

As soon as seeing Dios face, Jennys attitude changed, as if the conversation on the phone never happened, she casually introduce Dio and her friend to each other.

Dio politely extended his right hand and smiled, Glad to meet you, Miss Jessica. I will show you the magical dishes from the East. Of course, I dont know if Jenny has mentioned it, but there will be a few strange phenomenon while youre eating. I hope with this reminder, you can prepare yourself mentally.

Ever since Jessica got off the car Dio has been looking at her, Jessica was restless also suspicious of Dio.

Jessica finally looked at him, shook Dios hand, and gently said, Ive heard about you from Jenny. And as far as I know, Jenny has feelings for you, and youve rejected her three times, so let me just say this beforehand, Im not interested in a stupid scam, or a boring trick, if you cant return someones feelings, please dont exploit her like this. If you have any financial problems, I will gladly help instead.