So What If It’s an RPG World? - Vol 4 Chapter 18: The Gentleman and the Maiden of War
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Vol 4 Chapter 18: The Gentleman and the Maiden of War

Earlier, I took a peek at Ms. Snows identity card, and under her race, she was labeled as Undead Elf (Zombie).

Although I dont understand why she was labelled as a zombie, but, it indeed point out that she was actually in fact, a zombie.

I furrowed my eyebrows because of this.

Speaking of zombies, in my mind, I imagine an army of zombies, and on every single one, they have a body full of bloody wounds, unidentified ooze coming out from their mouths, and different degrees of rotting on each of their bodies.

And then, I took a look at Snows current appearance. Greyish yellow skin, a red pair of eyes, and a pair of pointy ears. If I didnt take a closer look, I might have thought she was a vampire

Alright, I must admit, shes actually really cute. Snows personal delicate features and Elwyns determined expression, the combination of these two traits gives off a very special feeling.

Un? Are you staring at me? Ah!?

Crap, I was discovered.

Not really, I was just wondering how an Undead Elf actually looked like. Eh~ Then, in actual fact, you were looking at me, right? Hahaha, no worries. I

wont mind it at all. After all, this body had been in your ring for so long. If you wanted to do something it, you would have already done so, right?

This

How am I supposed to reply to this?

Somehow, I feel like, no matter how I answer it, I will still lose! Alright, I was indeed looking at you.

Un un Do you wish to try touching me, and experience how an undead feels like?

Lets avoid doing that. I feel like I will be seen as a pervert.

As a price for touching me, let me try touching your wings as well. So this was your motive?

Your wings are so cool. Why do you have to keep them?

Its troublesome if I spread them out, alright? Putting aside the reputation of Undead Holy Angels here, the air resistance caused by my pair of wings while Im walking is really uncomfortable, you know!?

Air resistance?

Its something that hinders my movements.

Even if I explain to you the resistance on my Angels Wing is bigger than my Undead Wing, you wouldnt understand, right? Haah, I will just be frustrated by mself.

Alright, lets not discuss about this. Speaking of which, we have already walked

for so long, and you have yet visit any of the stores. Just what are you looking for? Un? Arent we supposed to buy equipment on shopping trips?

Are you kidding me?

A girl like you is telling me that were supposed to buy equipment on shopping trips? Which game did a violent and crazy girl like you pop out from?

Umm Did you not go on shopping trips in the past?

Eh? Of course I did. In the past, there would always been human merchants selling equipment in our tribe.

No, no.

I hurriedly shook my head. Thats not shopping at all.

If thats not shopping, what is it called? Thats buying equipment.

Whats the difference? She tilted her head and asked.

Even if you ask me

I dont know either. Im not a girl after all.

To tell the truth, when I go on the streets, I will be in buying equipment mode as well. I will grab whatever I want, eat something convenient, and leave. Why would I spend my time looking around, and decide whether I want to buy this and that?

Aliyah and the rest might be able to guide her, but I dont even have the tiniest clue on how girls shop.

But

This might be a good thing.

Alright, then lets buy some equipment. But, we had already walked for so long, is there really nothing that caught your eye?

Well

Ms. Snow looked around in all four directions, and then shook her head.

Even though the clothes in these shops are all really beautiful, but the materials used are too thin, theres completely no defensive capabilities in them at all.

Such a practical person!

Hahaha, as expected. Miss, you have stayed in the seal for too long. Were no longer in the age of war. A young girl like you wearing armor can no longer be commonly seen.

Finally, Orlando who was beside us, could not help but throw out a tsukkomi.

Really? Do people nowadays like to wear these kinds of cloth armor with low defense?

Cloth armor This term is really straightforward, huh. But currently, they dont even count as cloth armor either. They completely do not have any defensive capabilities, and are simply garments. Their one and only use is to make you look better.

Look better

Ms. Snow looked at those clothes and went into deep thoughts. Why dont we

Just when Orlando was about to say something, I immediately grabbed and

interrupted him.

What are you planning?

Looking at your expression, arent you really clear on what Im trying to do?

As I thought, this guy is a pervert as well.

Hah? You arent thinking of buying her your dark sprites clothes and making her wear them, right? You pervert!

Hmph! What are you talking about? My eyes have been honed for over 700 years! Im able to distinguish which kind of clothes would fit her with a single glance!

No, no. No matter how I look at it, an elfs figure is more comparable to that of my races. In term of tastes and distinguishing ability, I should be at the better end.

Really, arent you supposed to respect your elders?

You have to love the young as well, you know? Look, my age isnt even remotely close to yours, no matter how I see it, shouldnt you let me decide?

(t/n: this love the young came from phrase , which means Respect the

Old, Love for the Young.) You

What are you guys doing?

Ms. Snow suddenly walked towards us and asked.

We immediately ended our standoff, and put some distance between us. Umm We were just preparing to give Ms. Snow some shopping advice. Right? While I said that, I winked at Orlando at the side.

Ah Ah, thats right, thats right. We were thinking, since Ms. Snow isnt really

clear of the current trend, we should

Is that so, dont worry, I have already decided on one.

After saying that, she ran to a store beside us and pointed to one of the clothes inside.

This one seems to have a really simple style, I want this one.

Looking at that store, both Orlando and I were astonished. Whats wrong? Is this one bad?

I gulped down my saliva, and then madly shook my head.

No, no, no! That one is good. Since you like it, well buy it immediately! Right, Big Bro Orlando!?

Yes, yes! I will pay for it! You just have to stay here, alright?

Eh eh eh? Big Bro Orlando, youre too courteous. I should be the one to pay for that.

I said righteously.

No, of course not. As a senior, I have to definitely pay for my juniors, dont you agree?

Is that so, alright.

When my hand was about to reach for my wallet, I quickly pulled it back out of my pocket.

Then, I will leave it to you! You

Orlando did not expect that I would change my mind so quickly, and his face turned stiff.

Alright, hurry up and go!

I pushed both Orlando and Ms. Snow into the store. Oh, right, the name of the store

It was called A Gentlemans Maid.