"What? Is there such a thing?"

Chen Qi was a man in two lifetimes, and this was the first time he had heard of such a thing. He was dumbfounded for a moment when he looked at the big bed in the outpatient hall.

President Yan is more experienced, knowing that this matter is no small matter, one bad thing is a human life lawsuit, so he hurriedly ordered the staff of the hospital to take action:

"Go, go, close all the doors and windows quickly, hang up the wooden boards, draw the curtains, and no one is allowed to come in."

But Dean Yan's words could not stop the employees of the hospital from also igniting raging gossip.

Even Mao Xiaolian, who only appeared in the cafeteria, ran over to watch the excitement, hiding weakly in a corner, her eyes flickering.

President Yan still wanted to keep it a secret. What he didn't know was that the crowd outside the health center had already known the eighteenth generation of Zeng Xiangyun's family.

How could Wu Jinhua's matter be hidden?

It's so lively, thanks to the people of Bei'an Village.

Nan'an Village and Bei'an Village are two closely-knit villages, and they should have lived in harmony, but since their ancestors, they have already broken their heads over the issue of water distribution. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a "world feud".

So even if the villagers of Nan'an Village wanted to hide this scandal, how could the villagers of Bei'an Village let them do so? Such a "good thing" that embarrasses the villagers of Nan'an is something that the people of Bei'an love to hear.

In fact, the same is true. It is the villagers of Bei'an Village who spread the word along the way, and they are also the ones who are beaming.

The outpatient hall has been emptied, except for the village cadres of Nan'an Village, there are only employees of the health center.

President Yan looked around, and after making sure it was safe, he said, "Take off the quilt."

Everyone's eyes lit up all of a sudden.

Although Chen Qi has a serious face, his eyes are actually full of gossip. Don't scold him for being unprofessional, what happened today is really unbelievable.

Wang Adi has a fiery temper, she was the first one who couldn't help it, stepped forward and opened the quilt, and almost burst out laughing, but could only hold back.

I saw a woman covering her face with a pillow, she couldn't see what she looked like, she kept silent, obviously she was ashamed to see people.

A woman, a dead dog.

Hey, wait, why is it a dead dog?

The head of Nan'an Village, Zeng Amao, said embarrassedly:

"This, this, we killed the dog as soon as we knew about it."

After saying this, everyone in Nan'an Village turned their heads away, with constipated expressions on their faces, obviously angry, anxious and funny.

Rural people have to be ashamed. A scandal in a villager's family often makes the whole village ashamed. This is also the case with Aunt Jin's fake pregnancy.

Nurse Lu Jiayin next to him exclaimed, "Why can't the dog dial out when it's dead?"

Dean Yan shook his head, "I have lived for so long, and I have never encountered such a thing, Xiao Chen, you are a technical secondary school student, do you know the reason?"

Chen Qi has never seen such a thing in two lifetimes. He has seen this kind of anecdote on the Internet before, but he never expected to see it with his own eyes today.

Fortunately, he was a Ph.D. student in his previous life, so it can still be explained pathophysiologically:

"I think it's like this. When a person or animal is alive, the pressure of the heart pumps blood throughout the body. After the animal or person dies, the blood pressure goes away, and the blood flows under gravity to the lowest part of the body, causing swelling in that area. , such as the legs.

If the legs are already full of blood at this time, the blood will rush to the special part closest to the legs. The essence of male thinning is that the stem HMT flushes blood, so this phenomenon will happen. There is a special term in medicine called Death is thin, or Anglo is thin. "

Lu Xiaohui asked weakly:

"Then what does this thinness have to do with not being able to dial it out? In this way, it is possible that you will not be able to dial it out when you have a married life in the future? How terrible?"

Not to mention the staff of the health center, including the village cadres of Nan'an Village, the crowd outside are quite curious about this question.

Normal people think about it, one male and one female do that kind of thing, they can always slide out smoothly after the thing is done, how can they get stuck and cannot be pulled out?

Chen Qi thought for a while, and thought of some knowledge he learned when he accompanied his girlfriend to the pet store in his previous life.

"It's like this. The main reason is that the physiological structure of dogs is a little different from that of us humans. Their frontal heads are very large. When stimulated, the size of the head is about double that of the original."

Chen Qi made a spherical movement with gestures while explaining.

"Women's **** is generally tight at the mouth and loose at the inside. When the dog's head suddenly doubles in size, it is stuck and locked like a chain, making it impossible to get out.

This is actually the same as the reason for dystocia in pregnant women. If the fetal head is too large during childbirth, the pelvic entrance of the pregnant woman is too small, so it will be difficult for the fetal head to be delivered through the pelvis smoothly.

Let's talk about the current patient's situation. In this locked and stuck state, the dog can usually be separated after the dog softens, but there are also special cases. Village head Zeng, how long has it been since the patient and the dog have been unable to get out? "

"Two days, she said that it has been two days, that's why she had to call for help, otherwise we wouldn't know it, she was calling for help."

Chang Xihua asked weakly: "Didn't it mean that all dogs have barbs? Could it be the reason?"

Chen Qi rolled his eyes at his assistant, and continued to explain with what he knew:

"This is probably a special case. The dog's head is stuck and cannot be pulled out. The woman will be nervous and afraid, and the muscles of the cause will contract strongly. One head is getting bigger and bigger, and the other is getting tighter and tighter. The ending is getting tighter and tighter.

The more it gets stuck, the more blood will flow from the earth dog, which will expand more and more, forming a vicious circle. As a result, it cannot be dialed out for two days, and the reason why you have to call for help is not the existence of any barbs. Is it a fishhook?

And when an outsider came in and found this kind of thing, he beat the dog to death in a rage. Well, it was stuck in the state of flushing blood, and now there is another death, that would make the blood worse. Out. "

Village head Zeng looked worried: "Then what should we do now? It's not a solution for this living person to hang a dead dog."

After finishing speaking, everyone looked at Chen Qi who was talking.

To solve the stuck problem, basically no surgery is needed, especially on the premise that this kind of dog has been beaten to death, there is no need to leave the second child under the knife.

Chen Qi squatted down, took a look at the connection between the woman and the dog, and found that it was not a tight fit, but there was a certain space, so he came up with an idea.

"Xiao Lian, go to the canteen and get some rapeseed oil."

Lu Xiaohui squatted beside her and asked strangely: "Doctor Chen, why do you need sesame oil?"

Chen Qi explained: "Originally, lubricating oil should be used, but our hospital does not have it, so we use rapeseed oil instead, lubricate the cause first, and see if it can be dialed out."

"Did you put canola oil on it?"

"Stupid, of course it is injected into the caudal cavity with a syringe, otherwise how to lubricate it?"

Wang Adi touched Dean Yan's shoulder quietly: "Look at these two people, they are not married yet, so they are not afraid of embarrassment, and they started discussing around the woman's lower body."

Dean Yan scolded badly: "Stop gossiping, see a doctor, be serious!"

Wang Adi curled her lips, then turned her head and continued to watch the show of picking carrots.

Mao Xiaolian came quickly and brought a bowl full of rapeseed oil, and Lu Xiaohui quickly brought a syringe from the office next to her.

Chen Qi took a tube of vegetable oil, pulled out the needle, put it on with the soft leather tube of the infusion tube, and then stuffed it into Wu Jinhua's vagina.

Because it took too long, Wu Jinhua's body wall was inflamed with blood. As soon as the tube was inserted, she couldn't help shouting:

"Ouch, ouch."

Mr. Zeng snorted softly: "Be patient with the pain, how dare you shout now?"

Wu Jinhua didn't respond in an instant, and Chen Qi didn't care about her pain, so he injected a syringe full of vegetable oil into it, fearing that it wasn't enough, so he injected another syringe until the liquid was full.

"Xiao Chang, come to help, you pull the dead dog, see if you can dial it out?"

Chang Xihua was very obedient, and immediately grabbed the dead dog's body and pulled it back. This pulling, the severe pulling pain made Wu Jinhua couldn't help crying again:

"Ouch, it hurts..."

Chen Qi has been observing the "connection", and found that the dog's thing is almost drawn, but it still can't be pulled out. It seems that the method of lubricating with vegetable oil has failed.

The curious baby Lu Xiaohui couldn't help asking again: "Doctor Chen, is the only way to go through surgery now?"

Chen Qi has never done this kind of operation before, and the picture of cutting open the clam with a knife has already appeared in his mind, so he quickly shook his head, this picture is too beautiful to dare to think about.

"Let's think about another way. The patient's lower body has been tense because of the pain. It is conceivable that the sphincter muscle is also in a state of tight contraction. How can we get it out? Jin Linlin, go to the pharmacy and get one." A stable needle, a 654-2 needle."

"Okay", Nurse Jin immediately ran to the pharmacy.

Lu curious baby is online again: "Doctor Chen, what are these two needles for?"

"The diazepam injection can calm the patient down. Once the person relaxes, the muscles will relax. In addition, the 654-2 needle already has the effect of relaxing the muscles. Let's take care of it. Let's see how it works?"

When Dean Yan listened to it, he nodded repeatedly.

I thought that technical secondary school students were different. Even if they had never encountered such a disease, they could still research and formulate a treatment plan based on their solid medical foundation.

In comparison, whether it is Lu Xiaohui or Chang Xihua, they lack theoretical knowledge, they only know how to do it, and they don't know why they do it.

It seems that Comrade Chen Qi is still indispensable in Huangtan Health Center...