[Ththis is]

I take the mysterious sphere in my hand . The result of the appraisal, before its true form, I lost my words .

[Magic: 3]

[ATK: 3850]

[Defense: 2743]

[Agility: 4211]

[Magic Attack: 1]

[Magic defense: 1456]

[Luck: 0]

[Charm: 10]

The result of the appraisal of each ball is this .

In other words, the meaning of these balls is

That clever monkeys status ah?

Absolute disassembly . It leaves even the status . Outrageous . Hell the magic is low! The magic attack is the same as me .

Luck is 0 to die because of my armpit odor . All in all, it cant be a mistake .

Its painful that the charm is above mine . I am below the monkey in charm Aare? Fluids flow from my eyes I wont ever say its sweat!!!

Uwaaa what should I do with this?

Most likely, I can make the status my own . How should I say it it appears more useable than the time I got the skills . Such a thing happens when I have the sphere before my eyes . Somehow the violent light that I am getting used to appears and again it enters my body . Then, like the time I acquired the skills, a voice flowing in my head resounds .

Additional status has been confirmed . For status of more than 1000, 1/10 of that number will be added .

In other words, that ridiculous attack power, though not all of it, will become mine .

Attack power 380, defense 274, something like that?

Maaa suddenly getting in my hands an absurd power

And precisely because I thought so, on the contrary I was relieved that not all of it got into my hands .

Suddenly getting the clever monkeys speed and strength will be hard for me to use .

After collecting all the drop items, I will confirm the status .

And so, the last remaining is a single treasure chest .

Its not very big . Its small enough to fit in both of my palms .

. . As there is no keyhole, it will open directly . What is in it?

Because a treasure chest is something that stimulates your curiosity!

Yosh!

I make up my mind and open the treasure chest .

Inside the opened box is a chain and a bag that contains something .

Whwhat? This chain

I pick up the chain with my hands and look at it .

This size, as an accessory, is only long enough to be attached to the belt loop of the pants .

Well I am not into accessories .

Maa, I analyze it immediately because I couldnt understand it even if I continued thinking .

[Kensaru Chain]: To be attached to the belt loop . Rare class equipment .

When equipped, the rate of collecting rare items in a field goes up .

OHHH

This is amazing . This rare item I got in my hands is because of absolute disassembly!?

Even so, the effect is wonderful! Even if I am able to surely recover the rare drop items from the other party that was defeated using absolute disassembly, the probability of recovering a rare item in a field is low!

Even so this rare class I wonder if this rare part expresses the rare percentage of appearances . [ED note: rare percentage as in low percentage]

Somehow after using the skill [Appraisal], the description shown is rare drop . In the end, the knowledge that I received from God about this world is still unimproved .

Normally the rare drops go to the high luck guys . It doesnt have anything to do with me, no?

Then why me with my luck of 0? Is it from my upbringing until now? Or is it from the looks?

Maa I will certainly die because everything I analyze always has bad statuses . My luck is 0 . It isnt a mistake right?

Maa, it doesnt matter so whats inside this bag?

After I immediately equip the chain that was in my hands, this time I take out the bag that came along with the chain in the treasure box . Its a size that I can hold in the palm of my hand, but somehow I can feel heaviness from it .

What is inside?

I check the contents-

Coin?

Inside the bag, there is a type of coin Ive never seen before .

What?Three silver coins, five gold coins and a color thinner than silver color of platinum? One coin

This is the currency of this world? (TL note:the original says this worlds gold but that feels a little weird so I changed it to currency)

Uhnn I dont know their worth . Furthermore, in the place I am right now, there is no meaning to money

Maa the worth of money should be written in the other world knowledge that I got from God . So I believe .

Lets see I recovered all the drop items and appraised them .

I didnt level up?

Certainly the way used to defeat it was horrible, but the opponent was level 120, you know!! I think my level has to go up .

Its weird Im sure my level was going to go up .

I tilt my neck while muttering so .

Confirmed a large amount of experience gain . From this point the evolution will happen .

Yes?

When I tilt my neck due to the words that have suddenly flowed through the head -

m N!? Oh, my head!! [TL note: Its supposed to be a sound of surprise . ]

Suddenly a tremendous pain runs in my head .

Ite~e~e~e~e~e~eeeeeee! What was that!? Suddenly what!? Seriously it hurts!?

I have such severe pain in my head that it seems its splitting open! Without realizing it, I fall to the ground holding my head .

Aaaaaaagrggaggga!!!!

Hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Seriously it hurts!!!!

Due to too much pain, I am unable to think calmly . Then suddenly I hear a weird sound .

Bakibakibaki! (TL note: Dont ask me what the hell is this . )

Whats that sound!? What itetetetete!

I have a bad feeling . Because I certainly heard that sound coming from my head! When I was suffering from this atrocious pain, suddenly that pain just vanished .

Itetetete!Aare?

I tilt my neck from the sudden pain .

Just what ha-

My words stopped there . This time my face is assaulted with the atrocious pain .

Guoooooooooghrt!!!!

Seriously what the hell! Its terribly painful!

I hold my face with both hands and again roll on the ground .

Gukibakigukya .

There it is!! That bad sound is coming from my face!?

What is happening!? Either way it hurts so much!!!!!

Ugaaaaaaaaaa!- Nn?

Yet again the pain abruptly vanishes .

Really what is

This time, severe pain runs through my body .

Mooo iyaaaaaaaaahh

Gukigukibakigukyabekya!

My bobones argh! My muscles aaaaargh .

Someone! Someone help me! HELP! HEEEEEELP! (TL note: the last two helps are said in English)

It hurts! What the hell is happening to my body!? Its terribly painful! This situation, its not normal!

Moiyada [ED note: It means enough or no more . ]

I hold my body . I murmur involuntarily while rolling on the ground .

I think that normally you faint if the pain is beyond a certain tolerance range, but there is no sign of me fainting at all .

Do I have to endlessly taste this severe pain? I dont wanna!

Tears overflow regardless of my intention .

Agaa ah ah Aagh!

As I look around rolling on the ground, once again the severe pain I had until a little while ago disappears and it seems like a lie .

Ze~e Ze~e

Just what the hell is happening!

I think that a thought of Something suddenly evolved flows through my head . Why do I have to be attacked by this severe pain?

Moo with this, its already over?

I murmur so with an erratic breath while somehow raising my body but-

Oooooooohgh!!!!

This time, its the lower part of my body that is in terrifying pain!

Aaaaaagh! Lower part, no! No good!

Gukigukibekibokibakigushamekya!

An amazing sound without precedent is ringing through!!

When I thought the pain in my head stopped, next was my face . When I thought the pain in my face stopped, next it was my body . When I thought the pain in my body, next was my lower body!!

Someone help me .

Can nothing be done about this pain? I did well not becoming disabled! In a way, its amazing!

Wait, this is not the time to be praising myseeeeeeeelf!!

Bone!! It broke! Absolutely! Whats more, a part that cant be trained no matter what is screaming! Give me a break!

If this keeps going like this, I will stop being a man! . It can be that I cant use it again . But thats not the problem!! The pain felt cant be compared to another part!

Why is this happening!

I clench my teeth desperately in an attempt to endure the pain .

Aaaaaaagh!

I cant hold it at all . It hurts so bad! Moo I hate this!

I am seriously desperately praying when the voice in my head sounds .

Evolution has been completed . 1000 points will be added to all stats .

Iits over?

Somehow incredible words just popped out, but more than that, in my head is only the thought of being released from the severe pain .

Ha~a ha~a ha~a

Yoyosh I calm down

I take a deep breath several times in order to adjust my breathing . And I open the status in order to confirm evolution and the meaning of the word that I heard before the severe pain started .

Hiiragi Seiichi

Race: New Humanity

Gender: Male

Occupation: Homeless

Age: 17

Level: 1

Magic: 1020

ATK: 1386

Defense: 1275

Agility: 1422

Magic attack: 1001

Magic defense: 1147

Luck: 1000

Charm:

Equipment

Ultimate weapon: the school uniform . Ultimate weapon: the student pants . Underwear of sure death . Shirt of sure death .

Skill

[Intermediate level Appraisal], [Absolute Disassembly], [Paralysis resistance], [Wind resistance], [Sleep resistance], [Confusion resistance], [Charm resistance], [Petrification resistance], [Hindrance resistance], [Poison Resistance], [Cutting leg], [Moment], [Super Compounding], [Tool Production: Super First-class]

State

Evolution 9 . Fatigue

Possession gold

10530000G

Its weird!

I did a tsukkomi at my own stats without realizing .

My initial status was 1 so why suddenly this inflation!?

Evolution panel? The effect is too terrific! I knew the second part of the words was not a lie? I didnt hear it . Furthermore State, the part of evolution is at MAX x9 And it is to say, I still have to experience nine times that severe pain!?

Iyaa certainly the stats that appeared are amazing but I dont have the confidence to withstand 9 more times .

Why wasnt the bonus added to the charm part? Isnt it weird!?

1000 is added to all status, no!? Where did the 1000 charm go!? I seriously have 0 charm?

And the race, I dont understand it, seems to be new human .

Then again the thing I am most curious about is why after defeating the clever monkey I am still at level 1!

Did you mean, for that evolution thing, it consumed all the obtained experience value!?

U wa~asomehow there are a lot of things to be depressed about wa~a

It happens when I drop my line of sight to the ground .

Nn?

I feel a strange sense of discomfort .

Strange . Somewhere is wrong .

What? Below()its the ground like normal .

!

I touch my belly in a hurry .

II lost weight!!

Yes, my feeling of discomfort was because before, I saw my belly when I looked at the ground, but now I see the ground beautifully . Before, my belly disrupted my vision of the ground .

Seriously I lost weight!! And the stretched skin that appears after losing so much weight is not there! Even that situation is avoided!

Ththis is amazing! That pig-like me slimmed! Diet effect is amazing!! . I wonder if there are more surprises . But, the fact that I lost weight is very important now for me .

Somehow, I also seem to be building up muscles

I think so while touching my own belly . Its abnormally tight .

Maa, its probably my imagination . Furthermore, getting slim doesnt change me being disgusting .

I conclude . My pants feel weird .

AreMy pants are falling

Why? There is no reason to think about it . I slimmed down .

I am really happy that I slimmed down, but the clothes I am wearing

The upper part of the clothes I am wearing feels absolutely saggy .

It cant be helped . I put the belt in the tightest hole and somehow its holding up .

The upper part I have no choice but to give up!

I do so and realize another abnormality .

N?Somehow I got the feeling that my viewpoint is taller

Did I get taller? In this short period of time?

It cant be . Suddenly losing weight is a thing . but suddenly getting taller is impossible . The bones are different than fat .

Maa, I also dont think I have gotten thin suddenly . isnt it?

Only, that sound that is not supposed to be heard that came from all over my body it can be possible .

Un . Its fine . There doesnt seem to be trouble for the moment .

I dont understand the reason . If you experience that horrible pain that makes you slim down, it could sell Iyaa impossible . To make you want to endure that pain . Just how much do you want to lose weight? Take care of yourself .

Saa . What will I do next

I sit down on the ground, thinking .

In the battle against the clever monkey, I used two first class recovery medicines

I understand the method of making them from the knowledge of the clever monkey and the location of the herbs as well .

Moreover, to make the first class recovery medicines, I need water and right now I am quite thirsty and want it .

. Yosh! First lets think on how to survive in this forest . For that objective, I have to make full use of the knowledge I got from the clever monkey .

So I decide, lets work .

I will do it!!!

What I should do? . Saa?

[ED note: This guy became a cow with all his Moo (I know its not like a cow mooing) . ]