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Kassadins plan was flawless. Hed blink on top of the Vayne with Riftwalk and then kill him with a Nether Blade. It would happen so quickly that the Vayne wouldnt even know what happened. There was nothing the Vayne could do to stop him. She would only have milliseconds to react before death! His plan was flawless, perfect, you could even say it was beautiful. But that perfection that existed in his mind shattered when he actually tried to do it. The instant he blinked out of the brush and got to where the Vayne was, he found himself standing alone in the river with an impotent Nether Blade. The Vayne had disappeared! Shed vanished so fast that he didnt even see it happening. But he had no time to think or act or pivot around. A thick, heavy bolt struck him squarely in the chest and pinned him to a wall!

The muffled impact from Kassadin was the catalyst for the people watching the stream to erupt and verbally scream like they were trying to go Super Sayajin!

666666666666666666!

WHAT A GOD!!!!

HOLY WUTT!?!?! is he scripting? he must be scripting right? That reaction spee what the actual fuk..

CHEATER!!! MUST BE A CHEATER!!!!!11!

A QUADRA ITS GONNA BE A QUADRA!!1!!!

The man at the center of it all was completely oblivious to the uproar in chat. All of Lin Fengs attention was squarely focused on the Kassadin. After stunning Kassadin with Condemn, Vayne fired off a silver bolt. She followed up with a Tumble to land the third silver bolt. The three silver rings around the Kassadin detonated with true damage.

Vayne fell into a dance of auto-attacking, repositioning, and kiting. Over and over again. Not only did it whittle down the Kassadins health, the lifesteal from her items allowed her to heal all the way back to a safe buffer. Thats when Rumble rushed over. He plowed straight at the Kassadin and fired off two harpoonsElectro Harpoon! They pierced and electrocuted the Kassadin, simultaneously dealing damage and applying a slow. Rumble then activated his flamethrower and scorched everything in front of himFlamespitter!

Kassadins health dropped fast. He tried to Riftwalk away, smashing the R key while waiting for the stun from Condemn to break. But one-and-a-half seconds were an eternity with two enemies attacking. He only had a sliver of health left when the stun finally broke. But it was enough. He blinked away with Riftwalk. Away from the river. Away from the Rumble. And definitely away from the Vayne. But he didnt notice that single solitary silver bolt following him. Literally right when his Riftwalk ended, the arrow found its mark and emptied the last bit of his health bar. He collapsed dead on the ground.

Quadrakill!

In his hotel room in London, Nightsong leaned back in his chair. He glanced over to Hermes and said, Would ya look at them apples? Can I call it or what? I told you this Water Wraith shit was a fucking fantastic Vayne!

Yes, yes. Youre a god whose eyes pierce the veil and see truths the rest of us cannot. You were right. Hermes nodded. He stared at his screen for another second before turning to Nightsong. I gotta say something though. Ive seen you play Vayne. A lot. And now I just watched this guy play Vayne. Im thinking well, Im starting to think that this Vayne is so much more reliable than your Vayne. He shows up for every teamfight. Oh! He also showed up right when I needed him to help me get that kill before. Hes always exactly where he needs to be, right when you need him to be. What a team player, right?

Nightsong glared at his friend. My dick! You wanna start something here? Ill show you my Vaynes dick! Mine is bigger and better. Its like a fucking third leg! This little shits got a toothpick! Nothing on me. Ya dig?

Well you were dead for that whole teamfight. Damn, your Blitzcrank is pretty unreliable too now that Im thinking about it... But you had all the time in the world to see how he played that. Think you couldve done it better? That Vayne is Zen! Did you notice how he held onto his Flash until the very last moment? He didnt waste a single ability. Tell me man, could you have done it better? Do you really think you couldve played that teamfight better? Hermes asked with a smile.

Nightsong had nothing to say. He had watched the whole fight, from how Vayne escaped from the Irelia, chased down the Nami and killed the Jarvan IV to how he held his Flash through all of this for the Kassadin. Hed be lying if he said he wasnt impressed. This Vayne had played the teamfight to perfection and it stung. He wouldve died to the Kassadin after wasting his Flash on chasing down the Nami or the Jarvan.

God damn! You really want to do this whole fiddle-dee-dee look how much better than you is he thing? Go for it! You just want to mess with me and I know it. But it's not going to work. I dont give a flying fuck about that Vayne! My Vaynes dick is bigger. Its the best! I am the best Vayne player and thats that! Nightsong barked.

Hermes shook his head and grinned. Then he turned his attention back on the game. Or to be more precise, back onto the Vayne. I think were watching the birth of a new pro in the scene. Hes got the eye of the tiger, he plays for the thrill of the fight. I think were going to see him rising up to the challenge. he mumbled.

Lin Feng shook his head. He was mildly miffed. The teamfight went great, he was happy with how he played that. Picking up a quadra kill was pretty fun too. But his KDA was now 7/1/1. That one death, all because hed gotten distracted and careless. He grumbled, If I didnt screw up in lane that one time Whyd I give that kill away? I wouldve gotten a godlike if I didnt

The chat had no sympathy for Lin Feng. The people watching the stream jumped on the chance to make fun of him and pour a little bit more salt on his misery.

lul! now you realize

Whose fault is it for showing off!

karmas a bitch ey? and i dont mean the champion!!!! shes cute and hot and totally bangable

The viewers were poking a little fun at Lin Feng. But when all was said and done, theyd come to respect him. New or old viewers, all of them were thoroughly impressed with his Vayne. Especially this quadrakill that was nothing short of breathtaking! There were several diehard Nightsong fans in chat, and even they had to admit that no one couldve played that teamfight better than Lin Feng had. Not even Nightsong himself!

After this last teamfight, the Blue team was up two Dragons and two towers, and their mid and ad-carry were fed. The advantage they held over the Red team was overwhelming. Nothing short of a miracle or some serious griefing would let the Red team make a comeback. But that wasnt about to happen with two professional players and Lin Feng on the same team. The rest of the game was much calmer. There were no more flashy plays, no unnecessary risks. Only solid teamwork.

The Blue teams synergy started to shine. Nightsong had learned his lesson after overextending and dying. His playstyle changed to one that was more serious and wary. As the Support, he was the shotcaller. He led his team around the map, searching for targets to hook. Whenever he found an enemy champion, hed Rocket Grab them. Veigar followed up with an Event Horizon. Stuns piled onto stuns with an extra side of stun. All the while Vayne would be unloading her silver bolts on them. They died so fast that Veigar didnt even have the time to use his ultimate half of the time. Neither did Vayne or Rumble. They were just that much stronger than the Red team.

Lin Feng stayed in the backline along with Veigar. He never walked in front of his Blitzcrank, never left himself exposed to attack. He only went in on enemy champions that were within attack range and already engaged by the Blitzcrank. Vayne had such a large item advantage over the Red team that it didnt matter who she attacked, they all died the same. There was no escape. It didnt even matter how much armor the Red team champions stacked to defend themselves against her, it just wasnt enough.

Sweet! My Vayne is really really strong! I can probably 1vs5 them now! Lin Feng exclaimed, smiling.

The chat had no response. Most of them were new to the stream, and just didnt know Lin Feng well enough to react. They couldnt tell if he was serious or joking or delusional. But the viewers whod been watching for a while now had more experience with Lin Feng and his quirkiness. They knew he was different and not like the other streamers. So, earlier on, one of them had suggested a copypasta in the QQ group chat. One that theyd spam in chat whenever Lin Feng had one of his special moments.

uWu! Ive never seen such a shameless person in my life! uWu!

uWu! Ive never seen such a shameless person in my life! uWu!

uWu! Ive never seen such a shameless person in my life! uWu!

uWu! Ive never seen such a shameless person in my life! uWu!

uWu! Ive never seen such a shameless person in my life! uWu!

uWu! Ive never seen such a shameless person in my life! uWu!

uWu! Ive never seen such a shameless person in my life! uWu!

uWu! Ive never seen such a shameless person in my life! uWu!

uWu! Ive never seen such a shameless person in my life! uWu!

The entire chat was blotted out by walls of this message that were constructed over and over again. This was a sort of tribute from the chat, one usually reserved for the most popular streamers who had large and very loyal communities. On that note, Su Xues stream was growing quickly. The viewer count was over 6,000! It was something that Su Xue never even dreamed would happen! She would have been screaming, WHAT? OVER 6000? That cant be! But Su Xue was still sleeping, and this wasnt a dream. Lin Feng, with a little help from Hermes and Nightsong, had done it!

After the first game, Lin Feng jumped straight into a second, riding the momentum and chasing the high. That game was another quick and easy win. So was the third. But when it came to the fourth game, things took a bit of a left turn. In the last two games, it didnt make that much of a difference if the other lanes lost. As long as they didnt give up and go AFK or grief by walking into the enemy tower every time they respawned, he could still carry to a win. In the fourth game, none of that happened. But something similar and just as annoying did happen. A teammate who was so bad that all they accomplished was feeding, even while trying to play seriously. All of the kills created enough of an advantage that it no longer mattered how well Lin Feng played, the game was unsalvageable.

Well, this was unexpected That Tryndamere is ridiculously boosted, Lin Feng concluded after looking at the numbers in the end game lobby.

Chat had come to a similar conclusion much earlier in the game and said so then, and agreed once more.

Yeah! That trynd could feed an entire nation!

such a shame! you were doing so amazing with your yasuo

that game was unwinnable with how bad that trynd was

Report him for inting! Report him!

Not a single person watching the stream doubted Lin Feng. Not anymore. No one tried to argue that Lin Feng wasnt that good either. Lin Feng had united every single person watching with his gameplay. They were happy when he was happy and angry when he got mad. He was their streamer, and they were his chat.

Lin Feng read through the chat and engaged with the viewers, a wide grin on his face. There were a lot of messages flooding in. So many that he was starting to have a hard time keeping up. At first he thought people were just typing fast, but there were just too many messages for that. He eventually got curious enough to investigate and looked at the viewer count. His eyes stopped for a moment. Then he rubbed them and looked again. Oh WOW! This is crazy! Theres so many of you! You guys seeing how many of you there are in here? Oh. Wait. Did you guys already know?

Lin Feng was so surprised that he shouted while saying that, and it woke Su Xue up. She rubbed her eyes, still drowsy, and then dragged herself out of her comfy cocoon of blankets and pillows. She pushed herself up and looked over at Lin Feng. The hell are you yelling for? Trying to wake the whole neighborhood up? She grabbed her phone to look at the time. Oh, right. Its almost 12? Alright. Fine. Youre lucky your shift is almost done. If youd woken me up early...

She stretched and yawned one more time. Then she cracked her back and shook off the grogginess. Alright, Im up! We can switch. She walked over to Lin Feng, still in her pajamas, and ruffled his hair. What were you screaming about anyway?

Oh! Look! Youre going to be so happy! Look! Look! Lin Feng said while jabbing his finger at the monitor. Unfortunately, his excitement and his finger also blocked Su Xue from seeing the viewer count.

Su Xue pushed Lin Feng aside and looked at the screen. Her heart stopped for a moment as her mouth fell open. She moved a little closer as all the sleep left her face and was replaced with shock. S-s-six t-t-thous The shock was too much for her. She leaned on the desk and forced herself to breathe. SIX THOUSAND? How? Lin Feng how did you do it?

A certain demographic of the viewers, a very specific subset, had already feasted their eyes on the heavenly sight of the sleeping Su Xue. But seeing her in her pajamas, that was an entirely different dimension of enticing. The thin fabric accentuated her curves, and the stream lights highlighted the sheerness of the material. They stopped breathing. They could only sit there drooling with their eyes locked on the screen staring at the beautiful woman who had appeared on the webcam feed.

Woahhhh..

Is xue xue going naked on stream?

LIL BRO TURN OFF THE WEBCAM!!!

I didnt know the stream provided these kinds of services too!

COOMERS UNITE! OUR MOMENT HAS COME!

clipped it dn saved it!

this is THE BEST STREAM!! Nightsong, Hermes, now this. OMG!

Su Xue noticed what was being talked about in chat before it went on for too long. Or too far. Her eyes turned into round saucers as she glanced at the webcam feed and saw herself showing off her body in her scanty and translucent pajamas! She quickly wrapped her arms around her chest and screamed at the camera, What! You freaking perverts! Close your eyes! CLOSE THEM NOW!