An enemy has been slain!

Lightless was in the middle of clearing a Jungle Camp when the message sounded out in his ears. Hum? He moved his camera to the mid lane and found Lissandra clearing Red minions on top of Oriannas dead body. What happened? He rubbed his chin and mumbled, That Liss got a solo kill on Ori? How did she do that? Ori still had her Flash... He shook his head in disbelief and added, Mustve really caught her off-guard. Crazy.

The people watching FatMelons stream hadnt missed what happened in the mid lane. FatMelon was interested in the Lissandra from the very start. Another Chinese player on the Korean Challenger ladder meant another business opportunity for him. So when he noticed Lissandra engaging on the Orianna, he pivoted his camera away from Lightless and showed his viewers how Lissandra butchered Orianna. His eyes went wide in shock over the next couple of seconds. This Lissandra is so good! He grinned and exclaimed, Oh my god! Did you guys see that? Did you guys see that? HOLY SWEET MOLY!

whittle ori down. throw some ice at her. kill her. EASYYYY PEEASSSYYY LEMON SQUEEEZYY

bloody hell, mate! The way Lissie over there used her ultie, like a friggin tomb of ice!!!!

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Mad props to that liss! She knew exactly how much damage she had and linked that perfectly together with her CC!!!

LISSIE BEST LISSIE! CHINA>>>>>>KOREANNOOBSS!!!!

thats one for the boooks!!!!! SICK!!!! play. f.u.c.k.i.n.g mental! X.X

FatMelon nodded along to his chat while quickly working his software to pull up a replay of the fight. Lets look at this one again! This deserves some extra attention! he said, grinning. Thisll help me set up for following that Lissandra! Everyone is going to want to watch her! I just gotta hype her up properly!

Here we go! FatMelon exclaimed to the camera. He then focused on the replay and commentated, Lissandra hits Level 6 right there! See how the Orianna is already low on health? But that doesnt matter when Liss flashes in!

Frozen Tomb! WOOOO! Liss uses her ultimate to seal Orianna in a tomb of ice! Orianna cant move or do anything, while Liss just keeps on firing ice magic at her! Damn! This Chinese Lissandra is gooooood!

Oh! Orianna flashes away! But THE LISSANDRA SAW IT COMING! Hahaha! She cast her only movement skill, Glacial Path, in the right direction! Orianna flashed towards it! This was too easy for Lissandra! But damn, what a play! WHAT A PLAY!

that final ice shard was soooooo bm! Hahahah XDDDD

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SHOW MORE LISSIE PLAYS PLSPLSPSLPSLSPSLPLS!!!!!

FatMelon watched the response in his chat and grinned. His eyes read money. Lots and lots of money. This Lissandra is so good! Its like Im dreaming! CNHOOK2, eh? Youre going on the list! Ill make sure you get a few highlights, especially if you keep playing like this! It would be even better if I can figure out who you are Just imagine if youre someone like Hermes! Ill get hundreds of thousands more viewers! He turned to look at the camera and said, What an amazing guy that is I really wanna know who he is! Do any of you have a clue?

sounds familiar but im not sure...

psure thats a dota smurf shit its been like 10 years. So long

I WAS STILL WEARING DIAPERS 10 YEARS AGO!!!!!

a dota smurf?!

European pancakes >>>>> shitty american small obese pancakes

DOTA IS THE BEST MOBA! 1V1 ME!!!!

Su Xue jumped from her chair in Lin Fengs bedroom and shouted, That was great! You just solo killed a Challenger! A Korean Challenger! She reached for Lin Fengs shoulders and shook him back and forth. A KOREAN Challenger! She smiled. I knew he was good. But. But. Hes beating Korean Challengers! Korean Challengers! Oh my god! Oh my go She suddenly noticed the half eaten chicken cutlet on Lin Fengs desk. He hasnt finished his food? Since when doesnt he Oh! Hes too focused! I can help him! She reached for the chicken cutlet and stuffed it into Lin Fengs mouth, saying, Here! Eat this! You need to keep your energy up! Eat. Eat!

Lin Feng kept his eyes on his monitor. He opened his mouth and let Su Xue stuff it full with food, but he didnt let it distract him. His breathing remained calm and steady and his hands never stopped moving. Tasty, he said.

Good! Eat it all! Su Xue replied, smiling. I can help him! I just need to help him stay in the zone! Maybe I should get a portable potty in case he needs to She shook her head and looked at the food again. There isnt too much left and hell need all the energy to stay on his game. She chewed on her lips and then said, How about this! If you get more kills like that, Ill prepare you something else! Hes beating Korean Challengers! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Lin Feng was slightly distracted. Food was a big part of his life. His eyes remained on the screen but he asked, Do assists count?

Yes, yes! Assists count! Su Xue exclaimed. She leaned closer towards the screen to get a better view and continued, Just show me more amazing plays! And win the game! Win it! I wanna see you win!

Lin Feng nodded slowly. I need to win. Im going to win! All the way to the top of the leaderboards! And Im also getting food as a reward! This is great! He grinned for a brief moment, but then the focus returned. Focus. Stay focused.

Lin Fengs Lissandra pulled far ahead of the Orianna, both in terms of creep score and kills. It came to the point where there really wasnt any value for Lin Feng to stay in the mid lane any longer. So he started to look around the map, searching for opportunities to help his team grab a bigger advantage. His camera stopped on the top lane.

Blue teams Darius was being pushed in by Red teams Irelia. Lightless Lee Sin was moving up the river to help his Toplaner out. Lin Feng searched around the map. Where is their Jungler? If he goes top Hes going top. Ill go top. Lin Feng had his Lissandray push out the minion wave in the mid lane and then sneaked up the river. Every few seconds, he moved his camera up towards the top lane to see how the gank was progressing. Knew it.

Lightless Lee Sin and Darius chased after Red teams Irelia. But rather than retreating to her outer tower, she waited for Lee Sin to throw his Sonic Wave before jumping on Darius! She dodged the skillshot and then attacked Darius with Equilibrium! Her blade hacked down into Darius and stunned him! Right then, Jarvan IV rushed out of Red teams Jungle into the top lane and flag tossed at Darius and Lee Sin, landing the double knock up! He followed up with his ultimate skillCataclysm! He leaped up at Darius and then slammed down into the ground with such ferocity that the earth terraformed into an arena! All four Champions were locked up inside!

Lin Feng couldnt help himself from grinning. Theyre making it too easy for me! His Lissandra arrived in the top lane and cast Glacial Path! A claw of ice broke through the earth and moved towards Jarvan IVs arena! Lin Feng pressed down on the E key again to activate the second part of this skill. His Lissandra blinked towards the ice claw, arriving right between Irelia and Jarvan IV! Ring of Frost! She raised her arms with a sudden ferocity, calling forth every particle of ice hidden within the ground. They wrapped around the Jarvan IV and Irelia and rooted them!

Another frozen corpse, Lin Feng mumbled, his finger pushing down on the R keyTomb of Ice! Pillars of ice shot out of the ground and immobilized Irelia! The ice wrapped around her skin and drained away her health. All the while, Lissandra attacked Jarvan IV with Ice Shard. They exploded on his armour, smaller bits and pieces smashing into Irelia behind him!

Lin Feng was purposely switching between attacking Irelia and Jarvan IV. The double is mine. Ive got enough damage. Doesnt even matter what the other two do. He glanced at Darius and Lee Sin. Just hope theyre not going to try and killsteal this Doesnt matter. I got this. He smiled and pressed down on his Q key for one fine Ice Shard. The attack slammed into Jarvan IV again, before the remaining bits and pieces drained away the last of Irelias health. One attack, two kills.

An enemy has been slain!

Double kill!

Lin Feng didnt stop to celebrate. He pinged on the outer tower while having his Lissandra clear the Red minion wave that was marching into the top lane. His two teammates understood the message. They helped him kill the minions and then the three of them attack the outer tower.

Lightless Lee Sin followed right behind Lin Fengs Lissandra. The player in question sat behind his computer in Dark Glorys headquarters, smiling. This guy is awesome! Its so refreshing to play with a Midlaner like him! Reminds me of playing with my teammates! I dont need to say a thing, he just knows what I want to do! Hum I just have to follow him and I I can actually... He shook his head and chuckled. I feel like I can trust him. Trust someone in a solo queue game. Kind of ridiculous and funny. He shook his head again and pressed down on the Enter key.

CNWuguang (Lee Sin):Good job, Lissandra!

There was again no reply for Lightless. But where it was a conscious choice the previous time, this time Lin Feng didnt even see the message. Su Xue was stuffing him with more chicken cutlets and telling him how great he was, and he was just trying to keep his eyes on the game. In this process, his happy-go-lucky approach resurfaced a little. He grinned and let go of his mouse to pound his chest. This game is in the bag! See? I told you Im really good at roaming too!

The Red team had lost the mid lane and also the top lane after Lin Fengs roam there. Blue teams Darius got the advantage he needed to pressure the Irelia away from the minions. But the same couldnt be said about the bot lane. The Red team was dominating that part of the map. This was in large part due to Bowie, the ad-carry for the Red team. He was a famous player on the Korean solo queue ladder who was currently ranked 116th, but hed peaked in the Top 50! More impressively, he was scouted by a team in the NLB, the second division in Korea!

Bowie sat behind his desk grumbling quiet complaints at his monitor. His Lucian was 2/0/1 and up 26 CS on Blue teams Jinx at only 10 minutes into the game. Yet he was losing. More accurately, his team was losing. Its that guy again! Hes Bowie gritted his teeth. Hed recognized the name CNHOOK2 in the loading screen and knew his team was in trouble. I thought he was a Support! But He did play a couple of Mage Supports He took a deep breath and then mumbled, Frick!

There werent many players Bowie remembered in solo queue. Most just werent good enough to gain his attention. But CNHOOK2 was one of few exceptions. CNHOOK2 and CNDancingShoes, I remember you two. The Botlaners who rekt me! He glared at the Lissandra and complained, I thought you were a frigging Support! What are you doing in the mid lane!? Hed played against CNHOOK2 more than a week ago. It was just a single game, but he still got goosebumps when he thought back to that match. They were so good So frigging good! They rekt me in the bot lane! I couldnt do anything against them! They were just so in sync. It was... frigging friggity!

Bowie forced himself to calm down through long, deep breaths. But images from that lost game against CNHOOK2 kept appearing in his mind. And it wasnt just that game I looked them up! They had so many wins! I had to double and triple check! Frigging insane! How the frig do they keep winning? I got recruited by an NLB team, and Im better than any LPL ad-carry Including that frigging Nightsong! Who the frig can they be? Why cant I find any information about them? He shook his head, frustrated. They could make it all the way to the Top 10 on the ladder with the way they were playing! How can they not be pros!?

Why is CNHOOK2 not playing Support? Bowie mumbled to himself. He scrunched his nose and complained, And why is he winning so hard in the frigging mid lane!? This is frigging stupid! I cant let him win this game! Ill splash some red on all those green victories of his! Maybe theyre Koreans with some sick humour? No. No one would be that stupid! We cant let anyone with that prefix get to the top of the Korean ladder! Im going to stop him right here! He gripped his mouse tightly, focusing on pushing away Blue Teams Jinx in the bot lane. I just need to focus and pull really frigging far ahead! Really frigging far! Because that stupid Lissandra already is. Darnit!

Bowie tapped himself on the head and grumbled, This is going to be a hard one. But Im not going to let some Chinese nobody beat me again! Or professional player, who cares? Im going to beat him!

Su Xue tapped on Lin Fengs shoulder, worried. She pointed at the minimap in the bottom right corner of the screen and said, Red teams bot lane is winning really hard! I think theyre pretty good! You need to stop them! If they get any further ahead, youre going to lose!

Lin Feng shook his head and replied, It doesnt matter if their Botlaners are doing good.

Because youre too far ahead? Su Xue asked. Oh! His Toplaner is also ahead! And Lightless is playing Lee Sin! She moved around in her seat in excitement and said, Oh, oh! Is it because your Toplaner is really strong? And with the Lee Sin, you guys can kill the Lucian at the start of the fight! Is that it?

Yeah! Lin Feng said. Lee Sin is pretty good. And weve got a nice synergy going on!

Su Xue rolled her eyes and replied, Of course hes good. Thats Lightless! Hes the best player of Dark Glory! You should be happy that he let you go mid!

Uh, no, Lin Feng retorted. I picked Mid. He didnt have any say in it.

Thats even worse! Hes a famous Midlaner! Su Xue exclaimed.

FatMelons stream went from following Lightless journey in Korean solo queue to fanboying for CNHOOK2. Everyone wanted to know who this mysterious player was, but they didnt want to take their eyes away from the game either. FatMelon was just like his viewers, forgetting to even check his chat most of the time.

this lissandra is awesome

lissie has best awareness and roams! 666666

LISSIE >>>>> LIGHTLESS MID! FIGHT ME!!!!

where the effin ff did this lissandra pop up from? Did anyone confirm if this is that smurf from the DotA guy?

WaitWaitWAIT! FatMelon suddenly exclaimed. He held his hands up and shushed his viewers. Bot lane! Bot lane! He moved his camera and focused on the teamfight that broke out in the bot lane 14 minutes into the game.

Red teams Leona got the jump on Blue teams Botlaners with her ultimate. She called down a Solar Flare that slammed into Lucian and Nami, stunning both of them! In the brush at the bottom side of the bot lane, a pillar of red light descended. Irelia was teleporting in! And Jarvan IV was charging down into the bot lane from the river entrance!

Lightless had expected the gank in the bot lane and was already on his way. He pinged his Botlaners to let them know that he was only a couple of seconds behind them!

FatMelon took his spot as commentator. He grabbed his microphone and placed it against his lips, shouting, A huge fight in the bot lane! Lightless is almost there! Darius is teleporting in! ITS GONNA BE A 4v4!

LIGHTLESS SHOW YOUR JUNGLE SKILLS!!!!!

CARRY EM NUBS LIGHTLESS!!!!!

lightless best JUNGLER IN KOREA!!!!!!

Gawd soooooo boring!

Tomb Raider King is so much better than this shit...

has the advantage of a god-tier translator like MiracleRifle!

Not this Shanks scrub >.>

OMGOMGOMGOMGOGM FIGHTFIHGTFIHGT!!!1