I heard if you miss enough days of Sietses daily fitness challenges, he comes out of the screen and strangles you like some kind of Dutch boogeyman.

-Unrepentant Couch Potato

Chapter 267 - When is the Wedding? Its Time for a Lov...

Lin Feng looked into Tang Bingyaos eyes, her face right in front of his. He felt a shiver run down his body, but blamed it on the cold weather. But, but Im not talking, he argued, confused. Whats going on? Why is she right in my face? Do I have something on my face? Is there some food there? He tried to move his hand, but Tang Bingyao pushed it back down, staring at him. Tang Tang

Youre still talking! I told you to shut up! Tang Bingyao pouted, stamping her foot on the ground.

Lin Feng shook his head. What is this? Shes lost it! Shes completely lost it! The alcohol has made her go crazy! He hesitated, considering to just stop talking. But then his mouth got the better of him. He muttered in a barely discernible voice, You really cant hold your booze at all. I aint drinking with you again

Tang Bingyao lightly pinched Lin Fengs cheeks and glared at him. Did did you say something? I told you to stop talking and listen to me!

Lin Feng slowly nodded, his eyes wide in horror. What does she want? Why is she doing this? I didnt do anything! Im really good at running home too! Let me go, please!

Mhm! Thats a good boy, Tang Bingyao said, nodding in satisfaction. Ok, ok. Listen. I need to tell you something. Ok?

Lin Feng kept nodding, pursing his lips together. Just tell me already I dont like this! Im really good at feeling uncomfortable too! And Youre drunk!

Tang Bingyao chewed on her lips, looking at Lin Fengs mouth. I can say it I can! Mhm! Say it! She felt butterflies lifting her stomach up and her cheeks flaring scarlet. She said, I

Lin Feng was still nodding. Yes, yes. You! You something! Move it along, please! Its cold! I want to go home and curl up under my blanket! Did I mention that Im really good at curling up under my blanket too?

I I-I Tang Bingyao muttered. Her entire body began trembling and shaking. I I-I A dizzy spell assaulted her, making her vision spin and her eyes suddenly felt incredibly heavy. L-Ling Feng, I I I lov She trailed off before she could finish her sentence, her eyes closing and her face falling on Lin Fengs shoulder.

Lin Feng moved his head a bit to the side to try and get a look at what Tang Bingyao was doing, keeping his lips tightly sealed the whole way through. But after a good several seconds of nothing happening, except for soft snoring sounds, his impatience got the better of him. He lightly pushed her away and asked, What did you want to say? You lov what? Whats that even mea Hey! Tang Tang! Wake up! He shook her. At first gently, but then with a bit more force. Wake up, Tang Tang! Wake up! But Tang Bingyao was already fast asleep.

Lin Feng looked around at his surroundings. They were on their usual route. It was a little further until the intersection where they usually went their separate ways. Tang Tang! Come on! Dont do this to me! I dont know where you live! Please! Wake up! Wake up!

Tang Bingyao wrapped her arms around Lin Feng and buried her face into his neck, leaning on him with her full weight. She was smiling and mumbling incoherently.

Aaaah! Wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP! Lin Feng shouted. But there was no response. Tang Bingyao was fast asleep. He grimaced and shook his head, mumbling quietly, Im never drinking with you again! What do I do with her now? I dont even know where she lives! Maybe I can call Ren Rou? But what if shes in bed already? I dont want to wake her up Is there a home phone number I should know? No Dammit. He glanced at Tang Bingyao again. I cant leave her here either Can I? Theres a bench over there He shook his head in frustration and mumbled, I cant do that.

Lin Feng chewed on his lips, considering his option. He was desperately wrecking his brains on finding a solution, but nothing was coming to mind. He finally sighed. Fine, Ill take you to my place. You can sleep it off He put his arm behind her knees and the other around her shoulders, and then lifted her up. Im never drinking with you again, he grumbled as he started walking home.

KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK! KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK!

STOP KNOCKING! IM COMING! Su Xue shouted. Seriously! How many times are you going to forget your keys!? Your memory is the worst! Bring your damn keys with you! Im going to sew them to your arms! Youll never forget them again! She stopped in front of the door and pulled it open with all her might before continuing, Why cant you just remember to bring your damned ke

Su Xue stopped talking. Her mouth fell open. She stared at Tang Bingyao leaning on Lin Fengs shoulder, barely conscious. W-what the Are you Did you Is she Did he bring her over for s.e.x? Why did he forget his keys? I dont wanna know this OR SEE IT! She abruptly turned around and stomped away, only to stop herself halfway back to her room. She looked back over her shoulder and scrunched her eyebrows. Uh, Lin Feng? She briefly waited to get his attention and then asked, Isnt it her birthday? How did she How did the two of you end up like this? What happened?

Lin Feng struggled to carry Tang Bingyao inside and had her sit down on a stool. He then turned to look at Su Xue and explained, Yeah, its her birthday. We were celebrating with a few drinks, but she cant handle her alcohol at all! And she didnt warn us or anything! Well, then I had to walk her back home. But guess what? She passed out on me! Right there on the street! And she wouldnt wake up either! I dont even know where she lives and the others are probably in bed already! He scratched the back of his head and continued, And, uhh, well, now were here

Su Xues eyes went wide. She rushed to the kitchen and came back seconds later with a bucket. IN HERE! she shouted at Tang Bingyao, whose eyes were opening, as she shoved the bucket into Tang Bingyaos arms.

Tang Bingyao looked down at the bucket in her hands and then up to see where it came from. Oh, its Su Xue! she exclaimed. Hiiiiii! And then the bile and vomit came up from her stomach. She retched and puked into the bucket. The sour, rotten egg, disgusting smell of alcohol quickly filled the apartment. Then, seconds after puking everything out, Tang Bingyao fell peacefully back asleep.

Su Xue shook her head and said, Shes really drunk. Too drunk. Here, help me bring her to my room. She can sleep it off on my bed. She stepped forward and hoisted Tang Bingyao up together with Lin Feng. They then brought the lightweight to Su Xues bedroom and put her down on the bed. All the while, Su Xues stream was running in the background.

whered xue xue disappear off to? Did she go out to buy milk?

weve been abandoned! FEELSBADMAN

BABEH COME BECK!!!! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MMEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!

did she go to get the door? did lil bro come back or sumthing?

I bet thats what happened. Lil Bro always forgets his keys when he leaves the house. Like seriously, remember to bring your keys with you, Lil Bro!

The confusion, dismay, and all other negative messages disappeared suddenly when Su Xue entered the room. The chat shortly flooded with welcome back messages, until they spotted Lin Feng and a girl theyd never seen before. The new girl seemed non responsive, with Lin Feng and Su Xue putting the lifeless body down on the bed.

am i seeing things!? Is that another person!?!?!?!?!?

uhhhhhhhhh. She ok?

Looks passed out to me? ...

whats going? why would lilbro and xue xue bring body to the stream?????? this some sick cosplay???

SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!!! WEVE GOT OURSELVES A BODY!!!

oh shit, Ive seen this kind of intro before! LEMME WHIP OUT MY MASSIVE ...

intro my fat shiny ass! THIS A MURDER SCENE! THEY HIDIN THE BODY!!!!!

Su Xue helped Lin Feng put Tang Bingyao on her bed, until she saw her computer in the mirror. Crap! I forgot to turn off the stream! Put her on the bed! She let go of Tang Bingyao and rushed to the computer, where she clicked on a button to kill the stream. She then glanced at the chat, browsing through the earlier messages and complaints. F.u.c.k.i.n.g idiots! Its not a body! She shook her head and slammed down on the enter key

EveningSnowfall:Its not a body, idiots! Shes a friend who had too much to drink. Were just letting her sleep it off! DONT CALL THE POLICE!

There, done, Lin Feng said, exhausted. He let himself fall down on the extra chair Su Xue had in her room and stared at Tang Bingyao for a minute. Then he got back up and said to Su Xue, Ill leave the rest to you. Im heading off to bed too! Im exhausted.

Hey! HEY! STAY HERE! GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE! Su Xue yelled after Lin Feng as he left the room. But he wasnt listening. She grumbled a few more complaints before turning around to look at Tang Bingyao. At least shes sleeping And its probably for the best that I take care of her. Shes far too drunk for anything with him She scrunched her eyebrows and chuckled. Hes probably too stupid to even think about that. Im guessing hes annoyed that he had to carry her here more than anything. But yeesh. Why do I always have to be the a.d.u.l.t? I want to be the kid for once!

Su Xue helped Tang Bingyao take off her freezing cold clothes and change into something warmer and more comfortable. Then she put a thick blanket over Tang Bingyao and walked to the kitchen. Hmm Ill clean the puke up first, because theres no way the little shit has done that. And then I need to get Tang Tang a new bucket, just in case. And I should also put a warm cloth on her forehead, that always did wonders for me. Maybe I can make her some honey lemon tea as well. Shell like that if she wakes up during the night...

It took Su Xue only a couple of minutes to cross everything off her to-do list. She then sat down on the edge of her bed, staring at Tang Bingyao. These kids are lucky to have me. Im way too nice to them. But look at her. Shes so cute. I wonder what shes dreaming about

Tang Bingyao had rolled on her side and grabbed a pillow, which she was now tightly hugging. Every now and then, shed mumble a few words. But they were mostly intelligible, with the exception of Lin and Feng. But judging by the smile on Tang Bingyaos face, Su Xue guessed it was a pretty good dream. She chuckled and shook her head. How does that stupid kid keep bringing girls home for a sleepover? First BunBun and now Tang Tang! Does he like both of them? Maybe neither? She suddenly started giggling. Maybe hell bring home a third girl! What was that other girl from his team called again? Rou Rou? Yeah, I think it was Rou Rou. I guess thatd be kind of funny