Chapter 98 Shit's red sleeves add fragrance

There is an extra fox in the room, which is very inconvenient.

Zhu Pingan, who had been busy all morning, finally had time. When he was writing a policy theory on the desk by the window, reviewing and preparing for the exam, the witch who had taken the medicine sat by the side and held her chin in her hand to read the policy theory written by Zhu Pingan. The jade hand stirred the inkstone and grinded the ink indiscriminately.

Suddenly, the witch laughed.

The idea of writing was suddenly interrupted by the laughter of the witch. Zhu Pingan really had the urge to sell the witch to a laughing place to make her laugh enough.

"Let's keep the water in the well and not the river. You nurse your wounds, and I'll write my handwriting." Zhu Pingan glanced at the demon girl lightly, and he didn't worry about his life, so he no longer hesitated.

"You really don't know what's good and what's wrong. I'm kind enough to help you correct the mistakes in your article, but you are ungrateful." The witch rolled her eyes and said coquettishly.

"Sister, please let me go, I'm still young."

I don't know what is good and what is bad, and are ignorant. The corners of Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched a little. Why did this sound so awkward? Didn't ancient women pay attention to the defense of men and women? Why did you speak so ambiguously, as if I had an affair with you? of. Besides, how can you see the mistakes in my article, I have been sculpting this policy for a long time.

Hearing the words, the witch's face darkened, and she seemed to be very disgusted with the word "big sister". It seems that women have a common problem, and they are very taboo about others saying that they are old, even though she is only seventeen or eighteen.

"You really don't know what to do, what you said is so funny." The witch stretched out her slender hand, pointed at a sentence in Zhu Ping's paper, and laughed angrily.

The sentence the girl pointed to was exactly the sentence in Zhu Pingan's "Starting Talks": It is inherent that the snipe and the clam fight, but the fisherman wins.

Zhu Pingan saw that what the witch said was true, so he read this sentence again, and found nothing wrong with it. Mixing the meaning of the question with scattered lines, covering the overall situation, my own speech is exactly like this, there is nothing wrong with it, and the words used in the text are also quite satisfactory, in line with the stereotyped format.

Therefore, Zhu Pingan ignored the teasing of the witch next to him, and continued to write his own strategy.

"You are so boring. Look at this snipe and clam fighting. This word is very funny." Seeing that Zhu Pingan ignored him, the demon girl snatched the brush from Zhu Pingan's hand.

Green clothes hold inkstone to remind test papers, red sleeves add fragrance to accompany reading.

Nima, it's all bullshit.

Zhu Ping'an didn't have any similar thoughts. Instead, he felt that the beautiful witch beside him was really annoying, and he wanted to throw her out of the house.

"Give me back the pen!" Zhu Pingan said lightly.

"No, unless you admit that the fight between snipe and clam is funny." The witch looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and gently shook the brush above her hand.

"The fight between snipe and clam is ridiculous!" Zhu Ping'an had no idea how many times he wanted to sell this laughing witch to a place of laughter.

"Then tell me about the fight between the snipe and the clam." The demon girl didn't know what was going on in Zhu Ping'an's mind, she smiled and urged Zhu Pingan to tell the story of the fight between the snipe and the clam.

After the clam clamped the snipe's beak, the clam said that if I don't let go today or tomorrow, the sun will burn you to death!

When Zhu Ping'an said this, he saw the witch holding her stomach and laughing.

What's so funny about that?

"Don't mussels speak with their mouths? Can they talk without their mouths? Then when they speak, don't they loosen their mouths, giggling, laughing to death. If you dare to use this kind of words, you won't be afraid of the examiner laughing."

The witch covered her belly and laughed, as if she was very happy that she could tease Zhu Ping'an. These scholars are all stupid, which is really funny.

"Is it interesting to play word games?" Zhu Pingan said lightly, a little disdainful of the witch's strong words.

The girl suppressed a smile and nodded.

Zhu Ping'an turned his head and looked out the window. The sun outside had gradually set to the west, and before he knew it, more than half of the day had passed. The county test is much easier than the government test. People who take the government test are much more capable than those who take the county test, but the pass rate is much lower than the county test. Compared with these old friends who are immersed in stereotypes all day long, I am still relatively young, and I can only make full use of my time. Therefore, this annoying witch has to be sent aside.

"Since you like playing word games so much, why don't you play word games with me when I debut. If you can't answer, return the brush to me. It's cool to stay there, don't bother me." Zhu Pingan looked Looking at the demon girl, there is a provocative smile on the corner of her mouth.

"Little benefactor, what if I can answer it?" The enchantress asked with a smile. She had played with Zhu Ping'an just now, and she didn't realize that Zhu Ping'an could play some difficult word games.

"Then it's up to you." Zhu Ping'an was not worried at all.

"Then don't regret it." The girl looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, "You scholars are always self-righteous."

"There are 6 steamed buns in the basin, 6 children, and each of them gets 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun in the basin, why?"

Zhu Pingan explained a brain teaser that is popular in modern times. The brain teaser first originated in ancient India, and ancient China, at least the Ming Dynasty, had not been exposed to this kind of thinking. This way of thinking of the ancients is It's hard to think of the answer, and I believe the witch is no exception.

After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the witch kept frowning and thinking. She couldn't figure out why. There were six steamed buns in total, and each of the six children took one. All six steamed buns were taken away. Why? There will be another one in the running basin.

The witch frowned, frowning.

"Give me back the pen, stay where you are when you are cool, and don't bother me anymore!" Zhu Pingan stretched out his hand and said lightly.

"No, this is simply impossible, you are cheating!" The girl held the brush tightly, expressing her dissatisfaction with Zhu Ping'an's topic.

"Is it impossible if you can't think of it?" Zhu Ping'an pouted and laughed.

"Unless you can tell the answer, you are cheating!" The girl firmly believed that Zhu Ping'an couldn't tell the answer. In her eyes, this question was completely nonsense, and there was no answer at all, because it would make the opinion false. impossible things.

"What if I tell you?" Zhu Pingan asked lightly.

"If you tell me, I will return the brush to you." The girl blinked.

Zhu Pingan glanced at the girl, and said lightly:

"Because the last child took the basin away."

The last child took the basin away, there must be a steamed bun in the basin.

The witch stared at Zhu Pingan for a while, and then returned the brush to Zhu Pingan with a feeling of unwillingness, but she still didn't leave, still holding her chin.

In her words, she just promised to return the brush, but didn't promise to go away.

"Then I'll ask another question, you go and stay over there." Zhu Pingan took the brush, dipped it in the ink, looked at his own strategy, and opened his mouth slowly, without looking at the demon girl next to him.

The girl is not reconciled, so naturally she will not refuse.

"Xiao Ming is at home, who does he look most like?" Zhu Ping'an bowed his head and continued his strategy after finishing speaking.

"It must be his father." The demon girl sitting on the bed gave the answer immediately.

Zhu Ping'an didn't raise his head, so he said no.

"Damn?"

Zhu Pingan still shook his head

"Uh, you are so dirty, is it possible that Xiao Ming looks like others?"

The witch sat on the bed and said disgustedly.

Zhu Ping'an still shook his head.

The witch felt that Zhu Ping'an was really cheating this time, and she didn't believe that what she said about parents was not the correct answer, so she urged Zhu Pingan to give the answer.

"Xiao Ming in the mirror."

Zhu Ping'an spoke lightly while writing policy theory, and finally added a sentence, "Okay, the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes promise a thousand gold, don't bother me anymore!"

The girl leaned on the bed and tore Zhu Pingan's robe hanging by the bed, venting her dissatisfaction.

(end of this chapter)