Chapter 431 White lotus out of mud

After the banquet, Yan Shifan picked up the proprietress and returned to Yan's mansion, and it must be a lot of trouble.

I heard that Yan Shifan can be called the ancient Guanxi brother, but in view of his limited technology, in order to count how many women he has played with, Yan Shifan specially sent people from the Jiangnan Weaving Bureau to make a batch of white thick scarves about two feet long. Spread this white thick towel on the bed when you are young, and leave a piece of thick towel for each female, and throw the thick towel under the bed.

Moreover, Yan Shifan has a concubine who is responsible for counting the number of thick towels under the bed. It is said that after a year, the thick towels under the bed can accumulate to more than 900, which means that Yan Shifan plays with three women on average every day.

But I heard from that guy Zhang Siwei, and of course he also heard from others, that Yan Shifan's crime tools seem to be quite small.

cough cough

In other words, why can't I involuntarily think of the poem "As long as you work hard, you can grind an iron pestle into a needle". It's so dirty. I didn't expect you to be such Li Bai

Zhu Pingan bid farewell to everyone with a three-point drunkenness, and then took the passing note issued by Yan Shifan, and went all the way to Linhuaihou Mansion. It's different when there are people in the court. With Yan Shifan's handwriting, the road is unimpeded, and no one dares to stop it.

At this time, the night was also thick, and when they returned to the Linhuaihou Mansion, everyone in the Linhuaihou Mansion had fallen asleep.

But although everyone was asleep, the congratulatory gifts for Zhu Ping'an's promotion were also delivered to Zhu Ping'an's guest room by the servant. When Zhu Pingan returned to the guest room, he saw the congratulatory gifts from all walks of life in the mansion. Zhu Pingan tidied up the congratulatory gifts and placed them in the corner of the room, planning to leave them directly in the Hou Mansion when he left.

My relationship with Li Shu is false, and there is no reason to accept a congratulatory gift from the Li family.

After a simple wash and wash, he lay down on the bed and rested. The faint alcohol transpired drowsiness, and soon fell asleep.

The next morning, Zhu Ping'an got up very early, and the countless stars outside were still inlaid in the dark sky, and Zhu Ping'an had already washed and dressed.

"Heck. Congratulations, uncle, for being promoted to a higher level. Miss specially ordered the kitchen to add more food to uncle." The bun girl came very early today, nearly an hour earlier than usual, and pushed away Zhu Pingan's door with a food box. At the door, there was a bun face with a sweet smile.

As the little maid of Baozi said, she hugged the food box to her chest for credit, like a kitten waiting for praise.

"Then thank your lady for me." Seeing this, Zhu Pingan couldn't help laughing.

"Damn girl, what are you talking about, who specially ordered the back kitchen to add more vegetables, just don't want the bought vegetables to go to waste."

Li Shu's voice was very timely. Just as Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, Li Shu's lark-like voice came over. After entering the room, Li Shu gave Baozi's little girl a hard look, turning her into a little quail.

Li Shu's elegant Hanfu was exquisitely designed into a swan costume, which is very eye-catching. The pink ink outlines the effect of the swan's wings, coupled with Li Shu's delicate face and fair complexion, it is simply unbelievably beautiful.

Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but take a second look.

Seeing this, the joy in Li Shu's eyes was as dark as ink flashed away, but anger was deliberately piled up on her face, and she gave Zhu Ping a hard look.

"Zhu Ping'an, you have become more courageous after being promoted. Look again, believe it or not, I have someone gouged out your eyes." Li Shu let out a coquettish snort, showing her little canine teeth.

Sure enough, no matter how beautiful a person is, if he is self-willed, he will lose all feelings.

Zhu Pingan shook his head, and suddenly found that there seemed to be a mole on the tip of Li Shu's nose.

When Zhu Pingan was a child, he often helped his mother, Mrs. Chen, to light fires, and he was no longer familiar with the ashes of the bottom of the pot.

The tip of Li Shu's nose looks like ashes from the bottom of a pot, which is a bit strange. How could there be ashes from the bottom of the pot on the tip of Li Shu's nose? It would be normal if there was pot bottom dust on the tip of the little girl's nose. Although the little girl is a personal maid, it's normal for her to help out in the kitchen once in a while. But, how could there be ashes on the tip of Li Shu's nose?

"Ah, why are you still reading, have you read all the sage books into the dog's stomach?"

Zhu Ping'an has been staring at Li Shu, and Li Shu, who is the person involved, is naturally aware of this. There was some secret joy in his heart, but his mouth was pouted, full of coquettish anger.

"Do you think you are beautiful?" Zhu Pingan couldn't help asking with a soft smile as he looked at the black spots that swayed with the tip of Li Shu's nose when she was coquettish.

"Hmph, what do you think?" Li Shu let out a coquettish voice, looking up at the sky arrogantly at forty-five degrees.

"I think you look like a white lotus flower out of mud." Zhu Pingan laughed softly.

White lotus out of mud? When Li Shu heard this, a look of joy appeared on the corner of her mouth. After hearing Zhu Ping'an's words, Li Shu immediately seemed to have heard the sentence in Zhou Dunyi's "Ai Lian Shuo" in the Song Dynasty, "Yu Du Ai Lian is out of mud and not stained. Zhuo Qinglian is not demon."

This idiot is saying that I am holy and beautiful when I come out of the mud without staining it.

There is also "Yu Du loves lotus." It means that I just like lotus, and this idiot said that I look like a white lotus. Doesn't that mean "I just like you"? Is this idiot trying to confess to me?

Stop thinking about Li Shu, how could this idiot think so much, he must be thinking too much about the confession, this idiot just casually said that I am holy and beautiful, he is not a nerd like so much.

In the blink of an eye, Li Shu had countless thoughts in her mind.

"You, hmph, don't think I'll forgive you if you say good things." Li Shu blushed slightly, and said angrily.

"Uh, you think too much." Zhu Pingan shook his head and smiled, "I mean you are stinky."

You idiot, go shit! Call me smug!

Hearing this, Li Shu wanted to bite Zhu Pingan into pieces! This bad guy came to bully me again, the white lotus that came out of the mud, the mud is smelly, the lotus is beautiful, the combination of "white lotus that came out of the mud" is stinky. Bad guy, this bad guy! Play yourself again!

"Zhu Ping'an" Li Shu was about to lose her temper.

"You have ashes on the tip of your nose." Zhu Pingan said lightly when Li Shu's small universe was about to explode.

Zhu Ping'an's words were like a basin of cold water, instantly extinguishing Li Shu's anger.

"Grey?" Li Shu was taken aback, then quickly walked to the bronze mirror in Zhu Ping'an's room, and looked at it.

"It's not dust." Li Shu said, facing the mirror and wiping the dust off the tip of her nose with her hands, then said anxiously with a slightly red face, "That's what I accidentally dropped on the tip of my nose when I was drawing my eyebrows in the morning." .

Oh, so it is like this. I said why there is pot bottom dust on the tip of Li Shu's nose. It turned out that the eyebrow pencil accidentally fell on the tip of the nose during makeup. Zhu Pingan nodded and agreed with Li Shu's explanation.

(end of this chapter)