Chapter 1417 Cao Sun Liu and Xun Zhang Zhuge
"Brother Hu, at this point in time, it's really not interesting to hide it anymore. Let's just meet honestly."
Zhu Pingan couldn't stand the fat man's affectation, so he put down his teacup and said to the greasy fat man.
"I'm going! Let's be honest?! You really are such a person! Sorry, I don't have the habit of breaking my sleeves!"
When the greasy fat man heard this, his complexion changed drastically. His fat face was full of horror, and he almost fell off the chair.
Nima, what the **** are you thinking? ! Zhu Ping'an was speechless until the corners of his mouth twitched, and he didn't give the fat man any more chances to brainstorm. He got up and left the table, and solemnly raised his hands to the greasy fat man, "Brother Xu, let's get to know each other formally. I'm Xiahe Zhu Ping'an .
Wheels!
The greasy fat man fell off the chair all at once, and looked at Zhu Pingan with a full of surprise on his fat face, "What are you calling me? Little brother, have you drunk too much? I'm Brother Hu, what is it?" Brother Xu. That psychopath named Xu lives next door, and being a neighbor to him is really bad luck for eight lifetimes."
"Xu Wei, Xu Wenchang, has long admired his name." Zhu Pingan was unmoved, looked at the fat man with a smile, and saluted again.
Zhu Ping'an's eyes were burning, and the fat man's eyes were flickering. After two seconds of staring at each other, the fat man was defeated and turned his face away.
"Let's just say it first, I don't have any money. If you come to collect debts, you will be disappointed." Xu Wei didn't deny his identity anymore, raised his fat face, and spread his hands like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
Debt collection? ! Who spends so much money collecting debts? ! Invite you to dinner every now and then, and clean your room? !
Liu Mu and Liu Dadao couldn't help but look sideways.
"Hehe, Brother Xu, don't worry, we are not debt collectors. We have long admired Brother Xu's name, and we came here admiringly."
Zhu Ping'an smiled.
"It's not a debt collector, tell me earlier, I was shocked. I have to eat a piece of meat to comfort my head." Xu Wei patted his **** off the ground, and the old **** sat on the chair, picked up his chopsticks and clamped it. A piece of Dongpo meat was put in his mouth, and he was about to chew, when his eyes widened suddenly, he turned his head to look at Zhu Pingan, and screamed strangely, "Wait, you, what did you just say your name is? !"
"Brother Xu, let me introduce myself again, little brother Zhu Ping'an, a person from Xiahe Village, what is he doing now?"
Before Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, he heard Xu Wei let out a strange cry, and then he fell to the ground with a chair, and a pair of chopsticks in his hand flew far away
"You! You! You are Zhu Ping'an!!" Xu Wei got up from the ground, picked up the chopsticks regardless, and came directly to Zhu Ping'an. His fat face was almost close to Zhu Ping'an's, and his small eyes were almost staring. The bulge came out, seeing Zhu Pingan from head to toe, and then from foot to head, like studying aliens.
Zhu Pingan evaded to the side indiscriminately. He couldn't avoid it. This guy was like a watering can, and his saliva was almost sprayed on his face.
"Yes, my younger brother is Zhu Ping'an." Zhu Ping'an nodded.
After Xu Wei got Zhu Ping'an's confirmation, he looked at Zhu Ping'an from the beginning to the end again with his small eyes, especially staring at Zhu Ping'an's face carefully, as if Zhu Ping'an's face was blooming. After looking at it for a long time, he shook his head and said: , "You are not three-headed and six-armed, your head is not big, and you are far away from the fight. Also, your appearance is too ordinary, and you are not as handsome as me."
"Ahem, what, there are rumors that I have three heads and six arms, a head as big as a bucket, handsome and unrestrained?" Zhu Ping'an couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.
"It's more than a rumor. In the provincial examination, you became the youngest Juren in Nanzhili. When you tasted the Luming Banquet, and I was named Luosunshan, I huddled in the inn, roasting preserved fruits with leftovers. I heard many times that you were praised." Yin, some of them said that you are handsome and handsome, as graceful as a banished fairy, with a head as big as a bucket of wisdom, the most intelligent in the past and present. In addition, some time ago, when you were fighting against the Japanese pirates and guarding Jingnan, some people said that you were invulnerable and invulnerable. There were seven in and seven out in the group, and the Japanese pirates who were killed fell into disrepair, and it was Zhao Zilong who was alive. They are just talking nonsense with their eyes open."
Xu Wei spat on the ground and said indignantly.
Handsome, unrestrained and unrestrained in wisdom, Zhao Zilong is still alive. Hearing this, Zhu Pingan couldn't help but blush.
"Oh, God is so unfair. Thinking about me, Xu, who has been in school for more than 20 years, I have failed in the township examination several times. Why do you have such a good life, and the year of the weak crown has not yet come, and you have already passed the test from a boy?" , county examination, government examination, township examination, general examination, and palace examination all the way through, and finally won the top high school champion, riding a horse through the capital, and offending so many young girls and daughter-in-laws, you are so hateful."
Xu Wei glanced at Zhu Pingan, his small eyes were full of envy and hatred, and he grinned and sighed.
"Young master, I can't help it anymore. Xu, you say that the sky is unfair, but I think the sky is fair. Besides, you are still sleeping under the quilt all day long, but my son is still lighting up the lamp in the middle of the night. Read, get up before dawn the next day." Liu Dadao couldn't bear it anymore, and said with a suppressed temper.
"Ahem, I'm going to sleep. It means that I have read the book thoroughly, and the knowledge is clear in my chest. I need to sleep to recharge my energy."
Xu Wei coughed, and replied with a slightly red face.
Liu Dadao originally wanted to mock Xu Wei again. Others sleep to recharge their energy to study and work better the next day. You sleep to recharge and recharge to sleep better the next day. Can it be the same, but I thought When Zhu Ping'an came to tell him, in order not to spoil Zhu Ping's affairs, he held back.
"Brother Xu is a genius, you can't be treated as an ordinary person." Zhu Pingan shook his head slightly and said to Liu Dadao.
"Hehe, why is he a son and you are a follower, that's the reason." Xu Wei was complacent.
Liu Dadao snorted and remained silent.
"Brother Xu, I've been waiting for you to visit again and again, and I really want to ask for something." Zhu Pingan got up and cupped his hands.
"What's the matter?" Old God Xu Wei sat on the chair, raised his head and asked.
"Ping'an has the ambition to wipe out the Japanese pirates, to be loyal to the country, and to plead for the people. I also ask Brother Xu to come out and help me."
Zhu Ping'an bowed to Xu Wei and bowed in a long bow.
Xu Wei heard the words, but did not get up, nor did he agree or refuse, but looked up at Zhu Pingan with a chuckle, "What do you think of me?"
"Brother Xu is a genius. His calligraphy, poetry, literature and painting are all amazing. He has a strategy in his belly and a straightforward temperament. He has admired Ping An for a long time."
Zhu Ping'an replied.
"Compared to you, how is it?" Xu Wei asked again.
"More than anything." Zhu Pingan replied.
"Since this is the case, why am I not Cao Sun Liu, but Xun Zhang Zhuge?" Xu Wei asked with a smile.
(end of this chapter)