Chapter 1399. School Festival Day 2 / School Swimsuit Judo Tournament

Special program coverage! Our first chiki chiki, doki doki, school swimsuit judo contest full of girls! its a rare and fantastic animal, kantan, present in our high school festival special! Were starting!!

S-Starting!!

After the music indicates the start of the program, a text saying Special news program, first annual school swimsuit judo tournament appears on the screen.

Then, Nei and Saito Yuki-san dance to the rhythm.

As expected of Nei.

While Saito-sans wearing her frilly idol outfit, Neis wearing our school uniform.

Yet, she dances much more glamorously and brightly than Saito-san, the idol.

As soon as the program starts, Neis bustling.

Nei-oneesans just as usual

Yeah, thats the usual Nei-oneesan

Rie and Eri looked at Nei on the screen and muttered.

Nei-oneesans a jolly type. The truth is I want to be in the show, but

Well just stain the show

Right, if Nei-oneesans appearing on TV, then it has to be a bright place. Thats why we gave up on asking

The twins appear on Yukinos one-hour-long show every week on Friday night, but its also a unique show with no sponsors, no commercials, and not even a t.i.tle for the show.

Besides, its a mysterious show from the dark forces that even the people at the TV station dont know why that program is broadcasted in the first place.

Yukinos the center of the show.

s.n.a.t.c.h, the comedian, and Francie, the columnist, already had solid recognition in their day jobs, so they have no problems appearing on Yukinos show, but

Yukino, Eri, and Rie appear on their program every week, and they have a dark image of her parent being s.h.i.+rasaka Sousuke, whos even called the enemy of the people, or daughters of the Yakuza who died in the shootout with their own boss.

If its someone like Mitama-neesan, then there should be no problems

No, Rie-chan, Mitama-neesans too much

The monitor shows outside the ring, by the white tent waiting room, is Mitama in her usual white school uniform, holding a sword.

Even there, the public thinks Oh, thats Anjou Mitama and nothing much

Mitama-oneesans someone hard to comprehend for them so it wont be weird if she appears anywhere

Yeah. Mitama-oneesama will always be herself wherever she goes

Yomi also looked at Mitama on the screen and said.

Mitamas always saying and doing exactly as she does in Yukinos show, as a warrior, and never breaks the line.

Thats why the viewers see her as that kind of girl already.

Cant beat the natural

Mana joins the conversation of the twins.

But, surprisingly, Mitama-oneesamas ability to get accepted by the society like that is what makes her a real star

Haiji said.

Indeed, Mitama-chans suited for show business

Katsuko-nee praises Mitama.

The music soon gets quiet and Nei stopped dancing.

Okay, our first annual school swimsuit judo tournament has begun, Im the MC of this event, Natou Nei, second-year, cla.s.s 1, attendance number 18!

A-And Im her a.s.sistant, Death Star Productions M&M Section Fs Saito Yuki!

Saito-san bows her head for her introduction.

Ooooh! Yuki-chan!!!!

Oh, it seems like there are some big fans, about three guys, on the right side of the ring, shouting Do your best! Yuki!!

Saito-sans got fans too.

Oh, theyre all wearing a T-s.h.i.+rt with Saito-sans pic.

Thank you, guys

Saito-san waved at her fans, but

She says, but thats just three guys

Dont say it like that, it makes you pity her, Rie-chan

Err, do your best, Saito-san.

Come on Yuki-chan, lets get back to work!

Ah, Im sorry!

Saito-san hurriedly picked up the script she was hiding in the corner of the ring.

Next, well explain what school swimsuit judo is, right?

Ah, yes. Err, err, lets see. Its this! Eh, what kind of sports school swimsuit judo is?

Saito-sans monotone.

Thats a good question, but you know, school swimsuit judo is a new hyper grappling updated unbelievable sport thats very popular among the young and young at heart in Los Angeles right now! The rules are simple, you put on a school swimsuit and a judo uniform on top and fight!

Wow, that looks fun!

Saito-san, you should look a bit more excited.

The match is a single round and it lasts three minutes, if your opponent unties your judo belt or your shoulders touch the mat, then you lose

When their shoulders touch the mat? Do they not count to three like in wrestling?

Not here! If your shoulders touch the mat, you lose! Thats how the match goes fast!

Oh, so thats their rule.

Well, Edie came up with this a few weeks ago.

And since todays an exhibition match, if the winners not decided in three minutes, the match ends, theres no overtime, it results in both sides losing

Huh, Natou-san, normally shouldnt the result be draw?

Unfortunately no, the philosophy of school swimsuit judo is that everyones a loser except for the winners! So a draw is still a loss~

Oh, now thats an Edie-like setting.

Well then, weve kept everyone waiting, lets introduce our partic.i.p.ants!!

Nei smiled at the camera.

Lers see, in school swimsuit judo, the red corner is called Novelist Ithacas team, and the blue corner is called Painter Hamas team

Then, lets start with the Ithaca team! Come!

Nei shouts, and then coming from the waiting room tent are Rodulfo-Seiko-san and Line Haruko wearing their school swimsuit and judo uniform.

Coming in first is Rodulfo Seiko-san, the leader of the Creative Martial Arts in Golden Balm Gym, competing for the beauty witch league, and her apprentice, Line Haruko-san, whos competing for the high-school division!

Saito-san gives an awkward explanation, but the beautiful master and disciple enter the ring.

Hmmm, Rodulfo-san wearing her school swimsuit is pretty much impossible, but shes one of the beauties in the martial arts world so shes perfect for the beauty witch league.

Haruko, look at the cameras. Its there, looks straight at the camera

Rodulfo-san

Rodulfo-sans in high spirits, but Haruko-sans embarra.s.sed.

Line Haruko-san, who usually approaches her matches with dignity, is embarra.s.sed. Now thats a new charm.

Rodulfo-sans, the one recording is the camera with the red light on! Its that camera over there right now

Nei tells her with a smile.

Oh, Thats embarra.s.sing. Sorry for playing around. Haruko, the cameras over there!

Rodulfo-san makes a pose looking at the camera.

R-Rodulfo Seiko-sans eager!

Saito-san said, Rodulfo-san;

Anyway, Ill win. Ill win so hard! Haruko and I will win this! Well show you the strength so watch our Golden Balm Gym! Yay!

Please treat us well

Rodulfo-san just said Yay!

Shes so happy to be on a commercial show on a Sunday afternoon.

Anyway, she wants to advertise her gym with this opportunity.

Next! Hamas team!

Err, Coming from the Combat Karate style Tommy As.h.i.+da Dojo, and fighting in the beauty witch league, Monkey Mimi-san, and Daiporon Karisman!!

Yo!!!

Mimi-san comes out running from the tent with a fighting spirit cheer.

Then, she runs up the metal stairs, leaps over the ropes, and stands in the ring.

Choiyaa!! Ill beat Rodulfo Seiko-san up!

Mimi-san points at Rodulfo-san, provoking her.

Ooh, Mimi-san went to declare her victory right away!

Nei laughed and then, Poron-san appears late from the waiting room.

Mimi-san, dont be too enraged. Its easy for us to beat Rodulfo-san

She walks to the ring with a nonchalant att.i.tude along with her usual fake Kyoto accent.

Good Morning everyone, its Poron from Tommy As.h.i.+da Dojo

Im Monkey Mimi! Yo!

The two of them didnt even hesitate when facing the camera and making a pose.

Oh boy, well then, lets introduce the next one, the Ikasaka team! Come!!

Yes, the next two are coming fighting in the high school division, Team Kuromoris Kudou Haruka-san and Kendou Maria-san

Seiyaa!!

Soiyaa!!

The high-school girl duo Kudou Haruka and Kendou Maria comes running to the ring.

Haruka-sans got a straightforward personality, she doesnt try to advertise herself.

Kendou Maria follows Haruka quietly.

Err, Kudou-sans the womens high-school karate champion last year, right?

Saito-san asks Kudou Haruka.

Thats already in the past. Let it go

Thats right, the time has come!

Anyway, were just doing our best!

The time has come! Thats all!

Kudou Haruka aside, what is Kendou Marias saying?

Then, the last of the Hama-san team!!

Grace Marinka-san and Edie s.e.xton!!

Grace-san runs out of the waiting tent.

She ascends the stairs with a lively snapping sound and lightness unimaginable from her large body, jumping over the ropes and she stands on the ring.

Hmmph!

She raises her hand into the sky and appeals to the spectators in the ring, not to the camera.

Ooooh!!

With Neis introduction, the stunned audience erupted in loud cheer!

As expected from someone who has been a female professional wrestler, shes accustomed to getting the crowd excited

Katsuko-nee said.

Next.

Im also here!

I thought that Edies voice coming from the tent in the waiting room.

Shubababababa!!

Edie rushes up to the ring at a high speed.

!!!!

Its as if she teleported, she moved to the corner post.

Im here~

Edie looks down at her surroundings from the pole and waved her hand at the students.

Ooooh!!!

The cheers were louder compared to Grace-san because shes a student in this school.

Even if they dont know that Edie does martial arts,

This tanned skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes, cheerful American beauty stand out a lot in our school.

Edies sorting out the customers buying our pastry every day.

Every student in our school knows Edie.

Yes, looking good!

Then, Edie jumped from the corner post, rotated like a cat, and landed lightly on the mat.

E-Err, Grace Marinka-san comes from professional wrestling, and Edie-sans an American exchange student in this high school, right?

Saito Yuki-san explains the two despite being in shock by Edies performance.

Thats right, Im Edie. a cute high school girl coming from New Orleans

Edie greets cheerfully.

If you want a cute 17-year-old, then we have Haruko here!

Rodulfo-san puts the embarra.s.sed Line Haruko-san to the front.

Poron doesnt have a young girl with her

What could you possibly be talking about? Mimi-chans not as young as the others, but shes got her adult woman charms!

Thats right!

No, Poron-san, sure, youre quite the beautiful witch, but

Mimi-san, youre more on the refres.h.i.+ng sporty type, right?

Err, how old are Kudou-san and Kendou-san?

Saito-san asks the two.

18

17

The two high school karate girls replied bluntly.

No, uhm, everyone sure is lovely. It may be weird for an idol like me to say, but, is this really a fight in the ring?

Saito-sans right.

Everyones wearing school uniform and judo uniform on top, a weird outfit, but

They all got a nice style and beautiful faces.

Fight. Whats the point if we dont fight

Grace-san replies to Saito-san with her expressionless face.

Thats right, Im going to beat you all up

If so, Ill toughen up and put you down

Monkey Mimi-san, and Rodulfo-san, who are paired to fight, provoke each other right away.

H-Haaa, is that so?

Saito-san looks confused as shes surrounded by the martial artists, but Edie;

Youre cute too

She smiles.

Yes, yes, Yuki-chans cute

Nei said smiling.

No, uhm, it just hurts hearing that from Natou-san

An Idol who signed with an agency lost to an ordinary high-school girl.

With that said, the eight of them will be fighting! Well have Edie-chan do the oath of play

Nei said. Edie moved forward.

There were two wrestling wearing tiger masks, and they said. Might is not justice, but Justice is power!!

W-What?

Misagawa said that?

Grace Marinka-san, the former pro wrestler, mutters.

No, not them. Grace-san, thats two generations ago! Edie-sans talking about second-generation tiger masks

Nei tries to fix it, but

Whats the difference?

Ah, Grace-chan, the second generation ago youre talking about is a real wrestler, and the current second-generation Neis talking about is from an anime

Mimi-san explained.

Anime? The recent one?

No, thats not it Grace-san!! The second-generation tiger mask shes talking about is from 1981! The one where the main character has a red sports car turning into a convertible with a tiger face at the flick of a switch! The voice of Inoki is Ginga Banho, the butcher and Andre are voiced by the same Actor, and somehow, the director Nagas.h.i.+ma appears in the wrestling anime

Neis face turns red, talking pa.s.sionately.

Yeah, the actual first tiger guy was a tie-in to the second generation in the anime, so even though he was the first, his early costumes had the number 2 on them for some reason

Mimi-sans just spouting some information we dont need.

Going back on topic! If you dont win, theres no point, and Im winning!! With that said, lets fight! Thats the oath done!

Edie finished her nonsensical oath of fair play.

Err, next is singing the national anthem right? Am I the one singing?

Saito Yuki-san looks at the staff under the ring in surprise.

Oh, sorry about that, we just decided that earlier. Err, lets welcome Tiger Izumi-san, singing our national anthem

Nei said, the camera switches to the front of the waiting room.

Stand there is;

Igaras.h.i.+ Izumi, wearing a tiger mask.

L-Lets begin!!

Tsukiko mustve ordered Igaras.h.i.+ Izumi to sing.

Shes hiding her face with a tiger mask, but shes still wearing the same high-school uniform so that might be a problem later.

!!!

However.

Igaras.h.i.+ Izumis soprano voice is wonderful.

She sings with a clear and dignified voice.

The entire crowd gathered in the schoolyard to hear Igaras.h.i.+ Izumis voice.

What an interesting girl

Katsuko-nee smiled.

The song ended, and then.

Ooooooh!!

Another cheer from the audience.

Thank you, Tiger Izumi! That was amazing!

T-That was amazing. Err, thats weird for an idol like me to say this, but

Nei and Saito Yuki-san praised Igaras.h.i.+ Izumi.

Well then, lets begin with our first match

Nei said.

Hey, hey, wait a second!!

W-What?

A loud female voice comes from the school gate.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second!!!

The camera shows the one speaking.

Then, three oversized women wearing the same jersey pattern appear.

They come running to the ring.

Huh, what is it? I never heard of this development

Saito-san doesnt know about this, then this isnt as planned.

Who? Whos the one barging in?

Hey! Hey! Move it!!

Make way! Hey!!

The three forcibly mow through the students around the ring.

Oh? Isnt that Dan-san?

Poron-san looked at one of the three who came running to the ring and said.

Dan-san?

Huh? The general of commando sambo gym G.o.ds brown bear?

Mimi-san asks.

Huh? Dan-san? Dan Tous.h.i.+ko? the one who lost to Margo-san in the martial arts tournament before?

Its been a while

Edie said with a smile.

Then, the camera gave a good look at the three.

Oh, the three of them have a jersey with their gym name printed on it.

Theyre all looking tough, but

The one who looks like a muscle behemoth is

Thats definitely Dan Tous.h.i.+ko-san.

You even brought your disciples with you, what do you want?

Mimi-san asks from above the ring, and

I contacted her, were no strangers anyway

Rodulfo Seiko-san said.

Huh? Rodulfo-san contacted them? Why?

No, Mimi-san. It wasnt me who called them, I just sent them a mail that says Haruko and I will be on TV, so they can come and watch

Rodulfo-san replied to Mimi-san.

Thats right! It was a half-a.s.sed mail, thats why we lost our way to the venue!!!

Dan Tous.h.i.+ko-san shouts.

Oh, sorry about that. But, I never thought that youd come to the venue just to cheer us on

Rodulfo-san said.

Bullsh*t! Who came to support who?!

Tous.h.i.+ko-san!

Not yet, not yet!

Dan Tous.h.i.+ko-sans about to rampage, but her two disciples stopped her.

Oh my, could it be that you came to cheer me on instead?

Poron-san asked this time.

I didnt come here to cheer on anyone!!!

Tous.h.i.+ko-san!

Not yet, not yet!!

Err.

Why did you come then?

Grace Marinka-san asks.

Tous.h.i.+ko-san

Now, its now!

The two pushed her back and Dan-san looked up at the ring.

Im joining in too!

She declares.

Uoooooh!!

Another loud cheer.

Dan-san came to join?

Oooh, I see. So thats how it is. Dan-san lost to Margo-san last time and I heard rumors that Dan-sans gym lost a lot of trainees

Dan-san still got it better, Remys European Fujiwara gym had a lot of branches all around the globe and I heard some of them went out of business because they ran out of trainees

Poron-san and Mimi-san said.

Even after losing, I told Margo-san to take me with her to America. Then, it increased my trainees, saying that I looked cool

Rodulfo-san has a lot of female fans because of her good looks, so even if she loses, she still used it and created a good impression after trying to join up with Margo-san.

As for me, well, its a dojo where I pick my disciples. There are not really any fluctuations

Mimi-sans Tommy As.h.i.+da Dojo even calls itself combat Karate.

But, our fanbase has grown

Poron-sans also voluptuous, shes indeed a beautiful witch.

I dont care about that! I want to join the fight in this ring!

Thats right, let Dan-san join in! Are you afraid of her? b.a.s.t.a.r.ds!

Thats right! Dammit!

Dan Tous.h.i.+ko-san and her disciples try to appeal.

Meaning, you want to promote your gym in front of the TV. Well, Im doing the same

Rodulfo-san smiled wryly.

We dont even need to advertise our dojo, I just want some more people watching our fights

I agree with Poron

Poron-san and Mimi-san said.

It means so much to these women martial artists to promote themselves and their gyms during this afternoon.

But to be honest, were all beautiful fighters here, it would be great if we could at least one martial arts idiot, Dan-san

Poron-san said.

I disagree. Adding another one would just add more time

Rodulfo-san is against Dan-sans partic.i.p.ation.

I mean, were having a school swimsuit judo tournament. Dan-san, can you dress up the same?

Thats right! You need to put on the same outfit

Mimi-san agreed, and Poron-san shows off her glamorous body wearing a school swimsuit.

Im a martial artist, theres no way Id dress that disgracefully

T-Thats right! Dont look down on Dan-san!

Dont look down on her!

Dan-san gave up on wearing a school swimsuit.

Oh my, you sure are silly, you want to appear on TV, but you dont want to put on a school swimsuit?

Still, Rodulfo-san, we managed to put on our school swimsuits somehow but, Dan-sans body is too buff that you cant find any school swimsuit she can put on, right?

True, it might be difficult for Dan-san, even a compet.i.tive swimsuit might not fit

Rodulfo-san, Mimi-san, and Poron-san makes fun of Dan-san.

b.a.s.t.a.r.ds, you keep making fun of me! Let me join, and Ill fight you!

Thats right! Let Dan-san fight!

Dont escape from her!

If I recall, Dan Tous.h.i.+ko-sans age is 32.

But, Edie-sans the one whos managing this tournament

Mimi-san looked at Edie.

Edie-chan, what should we do with this selfish person?

Poron-san asks. Edie;

Let her get up here, Ill deal with her

Huh, Edies fighting Dan-san?

If I recall, Edie fought in the lightest category, meanwhile, Dan-san is in the heaviest division.

I mean, they look quite different.

Seiko, this will be over in an instant

Rodulfo-san smiled.

Oh? Then, Ill let them take care of it. Dont take too long, Edie-chan

We have a lot of catching up to do so get it done quick, Edie-chan

Thats right. If its Edie-chan, she can end it right away. Haruko, lets watch from below the ring

O-Okay

Edie said. Poron-san, Mimi-san, Rodulfo-san and Haruko-san left the ring.

Everyones expecting Edie to win.

Maria, lets go

Got it!

Kudou Haruka and Kendou Maria left the ring.

Yeah, you got this

Grace-san also called Edie and left.

Err, uhm

Dont mind it, Yuki-chan, well go down too

No, but I thought that I have to explain to the people who had just come here?

Saito-san doesnt forget her job as the a.s.sistant.

Let it be. Either way, shes going to lose and go home soon, its better if you dont publicize her name and gym on TV too much

Nei also pulled Saito-sans hand out of the gym.

B-Bullsh*t! Who do you think I am?

Thats right! Shes The representative of G.o.d Brown Bear who practices Command Sambo! Dan Tous.h.i.+ko!

Dan Tous.h.i.+ko! Please remember that name!

The disciples try to promote their gym and their master on TV.

Never mind that, get up here and fight

Edie, whos the only one in the ring now, told Dan-san.

Yeah, Im coming right now you b.i.t.c.h!

Dan-sans footsteps make a loud sound and she gets up from the ring wearing her jersey.

Besides, youre in the lightweight cla.s.s! I know that you won in your division last tournament but you cant even compete with me in the weight cla.s.s!

Thats right! In martial arts, the heavier one has more advantages! b.i.t.c.h!

Youre ten years too early to fight Dan-san with that flimsy body of yours!

The disciples jeer at Edie from the side.

But Dan-san indeed has 60% more body volume than Edie, both vertically and horizontally. Their weight cla.s.s is three times different.

The monitor shows a David vs Goliath scene.

Shut up. I thought that its a common proverb that weak dogs bark a lot?

What did you say b.i.t.c.h?!

Dan-sans anger changed her look.

Okay, ring the bell!

Nei tells the staff.

Kannn!!!!!!

The high-pitched echo from the gong roars through the schoolyard.

Weeeee!!!

It was for a mere moment.

Bis.h.i.+!!!

The loud sound of blows is clearly heard on TV.

????!!!!

Dan Tous.h.i.+ko-san didnt even take a single step.

As soon as the gong rings, Edies high kick slams Dan-sans temporal region.

N-No way!

Then, Dan-sans huge body fell.

It made a loud thud, and she fell to the mat.

Uoooooooooooooohhhh!!

The students watching the match cheered.

W-Wow!!!!

So strong!!!!!

Speaking of which, except for the students who like martial arts.

This is their first time seeing Edie beat a martial artist whos much bigger than her.

Awawawa!! I-Is she going to be okay?

Seeing Dan-san get knocked out in front of her, Saito Yuki-san panics, but

Dont worry about it, its just the usual

Nei smiled.

No problem, I know how to adjust my attacks

Edies also taking it easy.

Its visually flashy, but

The truth is, she just made her unconscious by sending Qi to her toes, so there shouldnt be much damage.

Shell recover immediately. Anyway, get her off. Shes being a hindrance

Cant help it

Mimi-san holds a stretcher prepared at the ringside

Hey, carry your boss

O-Okay, dammit

Well take her, dammit

The disciples carried the stretched and got up on the ring.

The other one coming would be the doctor from Kouzuki memorial hospital that Rei-chan hired.

I guess G.o.d Brown Bear would close their gyms now

Mimi-san sighs.

Well, she reaps what she sowed

Thats right, its great that those without skills decrease

Poron-san and Rodulfo-san are cold towards Dan-san.