Translator: Exodus Tales

Editor: Exodus Tales

“You're back!” smiled the girl happily after she turned around.

But Bai Yang didn't understand any of that.

He, who did not know what to say, could only nod and look around the treehouse.

The structure was really simple, the platform was built on the huge tree trunk, the walls were planks and the roof was also made of planks….

But what was most impressive was that not a single nail was used in building this house. Overall, this was a miraculous puzzle to Bai Yang.

Most importantly, the whole house was made from luxury red sandalwood; the light and comfortable scent coming from the wood was more than just refreshening.

The three houses were aligned. At the right side was the kitchen and so on, the stove made from mud was yet to dry up completely, a bucket made from wood was filled with water and oddly yet surprisingly, the pots, bowls and others were already readied.

Bai Yang noticed that there was also a door behind the kitchen, and after entering the door, there was a wooden trough near the wall connected by a long bamboo pipe that reached all the way to a huge water tank at the center of the village.

After he opened the tinier house, he realized that it was the toilet. At the center was a hole about the size of a larger brick, and beneath it was a bamboo pipe that linked to the “main sewer”….

“Hmmm, pretty advanced I guess. Is this perhaps what they call survival wisdom?”

Bai Yang praised as he looked at the overall structure of the treehouse.

All in all, Bai Yang was pretty happy with the house built for him. The only problem was that the details were a little rough, what if he stepped on the wooden spikes? 

“These guys must have forgotten that I am not as muscular and thick-skinned as them….”

In the center house were a few simple chairs, a think fur blanket was already laid on the bed in the bedroom, it was actually a whole tiger fur….

And when Bai Yang saw the girl carrying some firewood was about to set up a fire to roast the meat on the stove, for a second Bai Yang doubted that the fire might actually burn the house down.

Thing is though, there's only one bed, is she trying to do something to me?

Bai Yang scratched his head against this problem.

Later on, like a pampered landlord, he once again was fed by the girl, there was nothing he could do, he couldn't reject her service or she would cry!

After the meal was a few hours of foreign language learning in the bedroom. This time, after remembering some knowledge of the language again, Bai Yang forced himself to turn down the girl's offer to sleep with him and politely sent her out from the bedroom.

But what really had Bai Yang's eyes popped out was that the girl was seemingly well prepared. With teary eyes of a heartbroken wife rejected by her husband, she laid down an animal fur onto the floor in the “living room”….

“You have your own house, I can't hold myself back if you keep this up…. I'm just a single dog, d.a.m.n it!”

After closing the door, Bai Yang muttered softly.

He went to the window and looked at the three moons hanging in the skies. No matter how many times he saw it, he was still amazed. If it was not because of his excellent self-control, he would've taken a photo and posted it onto the internet back on Earth.

One day, I will uncover the truth of this mysterious world!

Glancing once more at the three moons, Bai Yang shut the window and disappeared from this world.

After returning to the rented villa, Bai Yang looked at the chainsaw in the bedroom and scratched his head, there was just no chance for him to use it….

While he was dozing off, the phone started vibrating vigorously at the spamming missed call notification. He took out his phone and his whole head went numb after seeing the 30 missed calls from his mother!

“Hey mom, what's up?”

Right when the call was picked up, Bai Yang carefully asked; one, he was worried that something happened to his family, second, he fearful of his mom's wrath after missing 30 of her calls.

“You brat, you have 10 minutes to come home!”

Du du du—

He was hung up at by his mother, but Bai Yang was still slightly relieved. His mother's tone did not seem like anything bad happened. But what do you mean by asking me to come home in such a hurry?

Without hesitation, the young man charged out, got up on his superbike and headed straight home.

After reaching his house, he opened the door and found, to his surprise, that his parents were at home at the same time. But what was going on? Why were his parents sitting right in the living room waiting for him, while wearing a strict and serious expression!?

Bai Yang's heart thudded, he quickly recalled everything he has done recently and his worried heart was rested a.s.sured by a little bit after remembering that he did nothing despicable or hateful.

“Dad, mom, what's wrong?”

“Sit right there,” said Zhen Guoping as she pointed to the sofa directly opposite her.

Bai Yang sat down carefully, but his worry was a.s.suaged upon seeing his dad sneakily gave him a funny look, Okay, I'm fine!

He then kept quiet and waited for his mother's words.

“Son, tell me, where did you get this wine? Be honest,” questioned his mother as she looked dead at Bai Yang's eyes.

The young man unconsciously raised his brows, and he repeated his lies, “What do you mean? Didn't I tell you this already? It's from one of my friends from the village, he coincidentally got some Monkey Wine in the mountains so he sent some to me.”

“For real?”

“Of course! What reason is there for me to lie? Besides, I can lie to anyone but you, how can I lie to you?” Bai Yang was so close to the point of making a blood oath and he asked again, “Why are you asking this? Mom, is everything alright?”

“Is everything alright? Brat, let me tell you this, things have gotten out of hands! Hmph….”

Bai Yang sweated coldly right away, “What happened?”

“Listen carefully brat, don't you dare say a single word about this Monkey Wine to anyone, this must remain a secret that will only rot in your stomach, do you understand?”

“Wow wow ow, hold on for a second, what's happening? Mum, you gotta at least let me know what happened right?”

Zhen Guoping's strict expression softened a little and this time, she said in a slightly proud tone, “Okay. I brought the wine you gave me to the lab and had the postgraduates to research on this wine, and do you want to guess the results?”

Why are you still playing puzzles with me right now….

Bai Yang's heart was crumbling right now.

“The report is out, they a.n.a.lyzed it and found a large amount of elements that benefit human body in it, like amino acid….”

“Stop, please speak the same language we speak mom. Those terms give me headache.” interrupted Bai Yang decisively.

Giving him a white eye, Zhen Guoping picked up a paper on the coffee table and waved it, “Basically, this wine is almost magical. After consuming for a long time, it can slowly improve the human body, like changing to a whole new healthier body!”

Well, that's really straightforward….

Bai Yang blinked his eyes and asked again, “Then… is it poisonous?”

“It is! Extremely poisonous in fact! There are more than ten types of precious herbs ingredients in it, which can exceed the quant.i.ty the human body can take. Too much of this wine and you will die, from excess nutrition,” replied Zhen Guoping a little speechlessly.

No wonder those guys are so muscular and big. This might be one of the reasons.

While mumbling in his heart, Bai Yang's eyes lit up for if he drank it in a long run, he would be able to get rid of this relatively weak body compared to the barbarians?

“So how safe is safe exactly to drink this wine?” asked Bai Yang.

“Depends on your body condition, once a day and to be safe, not more than 30 ml each time. Son, I know what you are thinking, but I have to tell you this, if you only drink it and not exercise, you will just become fat in just a few days. Also, I don't care where you got it or how much you have left. You can keep half of it, but the other half, bring them back to us. We're getting old day by day, it's fine if we take your things to improve our body, yes?”

“Of course!” Bai Yang shook his head secretly and thought, The other half is actually what you wanted to say right? Why couldn't you just tell me? I can get so much of this wine for you that you can drink it like plain water. I am your son, it's more than reasonable for me to treat you nicely. Why are you so serious?

The relieved Bai Yang asked again, “And what did you mean when you said things got out of hand?”

“Thanks to the wine of course! The report was leaked to a few old professors in the university and they started asking around for the wine's origin. These old guys are from a pretty huge background, and have t.i.tles out the a.s.s. However, I managed to brush it off for you, so you better watch your mouth.”

So it was because of this that his mother was so serious. Bai Yang was not stupid, he knew that this wine didn't exist in this world, and with its value to the human body, its value was inestimable. It would be impossible to not attract any attention.

Fortunately, his mother blocked off most of the heat for him and dealt with the unnecessary attention.

With these tiny arms and legs, I'd better keep a low profile. 

Bai Yang reminded himself.

His mother finished her matters, but he was not done and he turned to his father right away….