"Study them," he said, understanding again. "They should provide the key to how the front shadows work."
They discovered that the shadows to the left, fore and aft, were shorter, as if more recent, hoping that made sense. The two to the right were longer. They were not outlines of Goody, but of other things. The right rear shadow was quite dark and showed a large woman form; the left rear shadow was light and showed a small woman form.
Hannah figured it out before he did. She pointed to the short shadow, then to herself. When she stood beside it, it might have been her shadow. "It means I just encountered you!" he exclaimed. "As a goblin girl."
She nodded, smiling. Then she stood beside the longer one, and reached her hands up as high as she could. "When you were in your human form," he said. Indeed, now he recognized it as her. It even had her sword, slung by her hip.
"But why is it so dark?" he asked.
Soon they figured that out too: "The darker the shadow, the more intense the encounter," he said. "This shows when you disappeared, and I was in danger of perishing here. And the other shows that I found you, so it's lighter because there's no threat."
"So the dummy's getting smarter," the parody said sourly.
"You're getting mellow," Goody informed it. "That's really not much of an insult."
The bird shut its beak, disgruntled.
Now they considered the front shadows. The left one was dark, and flickering formlessly. The right one was also dark, and inert. "This makes me nervous," Goody said. "What am I about to encounter?"
Hannah spread her hands.
"You'll never find out if you dawdle here forever, dullard."
"Thank you for that encouragement, Peeve," Goody said wryly. He looked at Hannah. "But it's right. We'd better get moving. I don't think we can avoid a threat by staying here. We just know that something odd or dangerous is about to happen."
They set out, trying to retrace the way they had come here. But now there was no big armed barbarian glaring around, and the atmosphere of the forest was uglier. Goody remembered how he had been told that most threats would never make an appearance, with Hannah near. That had changed.
She touched his arm and pointed. The left shadow was very dark and troubled. That made him extremely nervous.
They were about to circle around a large tree. Goody paused, cautioning Hannah, then stepped forward as delicately and quietly as he could. He peered ahead.
There was a giant fireplace. Flames were flickering within it, dancing fro and to. Had he walked at speed, he would have collided with it before realizing, and gotten burned.
They stood and watched. The flames came and went, flitting through the air to reach the fireplace, and sailing away from it. Each seemed to have its own ident.i.ty, maintained wherever it went. Some looked male, others female, and sometimes one of each would flicker together and brighten.
This must be where the fires of the Region of Fire went for their vacation. A place to relax well away from the burned-out home region. Indeed, they would not appreciate two goblins blundering into their sanctuary.
Now the meaning of the left shadow was clear: it was a flickering flame. And the right shadow-was dead.
They backed away, carefully. Thanks to the warning of the shadows, they had not blundered into the fireplace, and gotten themselves burned to death by outraged flames.
"How's your old flame doing with that hot tongue?" the parody demanded loudly.
The flames froze in place for a moment. Then several of them flitted directly toward Goody and Hannah.
Hannah caught his elbow and drew him toward the trunk of the tree. There was a rotted out hollow there. They squeezed into it.
"Hey!" the bird cried as the wood brushed it off Goody's shoulder. It flapped its wings, hovering in air. "You clumsy gob!"
The leading flame paused, then flickered toward the parody. It thought the peeve was insulting it.
The bird got away just before the flame could burn its tail. "Watch yourself, you clumsy candle!" Now it was was insulting the flame. insulting the flame.
The flame reoriented and went after the peeve again. "Oh, yeah?" the bird demanded. "Just who do you think you're singeing, you misbegotten pyre? Watch out I don't quench you with spit, hotfoot!"
Goody could do nothing, but hoped the bird was agile enough to avoid the angry flame. The peeve had brought it on itself, after all, and almost gotten them burned too. Then it had inadvertently led the flame away from them.
Now he became aware of their situation. He was jammed in the hollow, his arms around Go-Go. Hannah, really, but she looked and felt exactly like his beloved wife.
"Oh, darn," he whispered. "How I wish you were real!"
She gazed at him, her eyes every bit as big and soft as those of his beloved.
"I'm sorry," he whispered. "I know you're not Go-Go. You're Hannah, and we have no such relationship. But holding you like this-"
It was too much. The tears of his suddenly intensified grief overflowed his eyes. He knew he was acting like the unmanly wimp he was, disgusting her, but he couldn't help it.
Some time later the parody returned. "You pusillanimous jokers still necking in the tree?" it demanded. "The fires are stoked down for a break; didn't you know?"
They wedged themselves out of the crevice and unkinked their joints. "At least we figured out how to use the shadows," Goody said.
Hannah shook her head, pointing to the ground. The shadows were gone.
Oh. Well, the phenomenon had been good while it lasted.
They found a way to skirt the fireplace and moved on. No monsters attacked, so Goody didn't invoke another spell.
They came to a lake. "We got rather soiled in that tree crevice," Goody said. "This seems like a good place to wash, if there are no sharks."
Then he realized there was another problem. He and Hannah had gotten used to each other, as it were, but now she resembled the woman he loved. "Then again maybe not."
But she was already stripping, dropping her clothing at the edge of the pond so she could wash it. She might have the body of a gobliness, but her natural manner was that of the barbarian. What could he do? If he made an issue, it would just make it worse. So he stripped also.
They rinsed out their clothes and spread them on bushes to dry. Then they went deeper, for a full swim.
Suddenly Hannah screamed. Actually she made no sound, but he saw her mouth wide open as she drifted backward toward deeper water. Something was dragging her!
Goody splashed as rapidly as he could toward her. He caught her hand and tried to pull her back toward the bank, but instead she pulled him toward the center of the pond. That was no good. So he hauled her in to him and put both arms around her, shielding her with his body. He felt the dreadful force of whatever was dragging her.
Then it reversed, and they were coursing the other direction. They splashed into shallow water, gasping. Near the center of the pond a huge shape lifted out of the water, resembling nothing so much as a giant human toe. Then it splashed down and out of sight.
"The undertoe almost got you, jerk!" the parody said.
Undertoe: a big toe that dragged swimmers under. Surely related to the foothills. But why had it suddenly reversed?
Then he understood: his talent. The bounce. He had been bounced back out, and Hannah with him, because he had been clasping her. His talent had saved them.
"Hannah! My talent-" He stopped. They were lying together, naked, in shallow water.
He quickly released her. "Hannah, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-" But what could he say? That he hated holding her like that? It would be an obvious lie.
They got up and waded back to the bank. The sun had made short work of their clothing, and it was close enough to dry to be serviceable. He noticed that her clothing had changed with her form; instead of metallic armor, it was a dainty blouse, skirt, and pan-underclothing. He faced away while she dressed.
They resumed their walk. It wasn't long before there was a stirring in the foliage, and a medium small dragon swooped down. It had sniffed them out. It paused barely half an instant before concluding that they were suitably defenseless prey, and came toward them, fire jetting from its nostrils.
"Bogey at eleven o'clock!" the parody warned, fluttering clear. Then, to the dragon: "Nyaa nyaa, hothead! You can't toast mee!"
Goody drew Hannah to the side. "Get under cover," he told her. "I'll try to stop it."
As he spoke, he bent to pick up a stone. He hurled it at the dragon. He missed, and the dragon flew directly at him, its fire intensifying.
Then the fire curled back and bathed the dragon's own snoot. It inhaled and sneezed, blowing out smoke rings. Goody's talent had worked again, bouncing the fire!
However, the dragon was still hurtling toward him. It had not been damaged by its own fire, merely annoyed. It opened its mouth to bite Goody as it closed.
And bounced back, landing on its tail, looking confused. Then, realizing that that it was up against something it didn't understand, it spun about and flew away.
Hannah and the parody joined him, and they went on. Goody was pleased that his talent was coming through; this greatly increased his confidence.
But they were not yet out of the Region of Madness. The vegetation continued weird, and he didn't trust it. He wanted to be clear of it by the end of day.
The way opened out. He recognized this section; they were near the edge. He forged ahead.
Hannah caught him about the shoulders and pulled him back. They fell to the ground together, and the bird flew up, cursing a purple streak. "What?" he asked, halfway annoyed. "Why did you-?"
She pointed. Now he saw a faint shimmer, as of a twist of air rising in the heat. A bug flew through it-and zagged crazily, crash landing, as if dizzy.
"A forget whorl!" the parody said, as they got up.
Now Goody saw a trail of dazed creatures marking the route of the whorl. If he had walked through that, he would have forgotten some or all of his nature and ident.i.ty. Hannah had spied it first, and acted to save him from it.
Relief and grat.i.tude overwhelmed him. He took hold of her, drew her close, and kissed her on the mouth. Then, realizing what he had done, he let her go. "I'm sorry. I-"
But the Go-Go form was fuzzing out and swelling. It became twice as tall, and wide and deep in proportion. Metal glinted from here and there. In fact- "I'm back," Hannah said.
Amazed, Goody could only protest. "But you-I-"
"That was the key to restoration," she said. "I see it now. A kiss is the traditional way to banish a spell on a maiden. If only we had realized sooner."
"So you're not angry that I-"
She reached down, put her two hands on his shoulders, lifted him up to her face height, and kissed him back. Then she set him down. "Three times you saved me when I was helpless. Twice we were jammed together, once naked. You were such a bleeping gentleman you apologized! I'm no fainting girl, but I do appreciate your bravery and courtesy on my behalf. If you want to kiss me, friend, do it. It doesn't change our relationship."
"You strumpet!"
"But you looked so much like Go-Go, I was starting to fall in love with you."
"As if a goblin ever could."
"And refrained, knowing it wasn't real," Hannah said. "There are men who wouldn't make that distinction. You are a worthy person, Goody. I hope that some day you find a worthy goblin girl to make the rest of your life as happy as Go-Go made the earlier portion of it. She was obviously a very fine person too. I'm almost sorry I'm not a goblin." She considered half a moment. "Almost sorry I wasn't a goblin a little longer."
"I don't understand."
She nodded. "With luck, you'll never understand."
But as he pondered, he did understand. Hannah really did appreciate the way he had treated her when her situation had changed, and might willingly have rewarded him in the way a woman could when she chose. Knowing that for the moment she resembled the one he most desired. It was a way to thank a person that went beyond the pleasure of the moment. To give him a taste of his beloved past. Yet she wasn't sure it was right. Neither was he.
"Now let's get on out of here before dark. I don't think this is the place to find a home for the nasty bird."
"I heard that, you scheming floozy!"
She reached down and ruffled its feathers almost affectionately. "And I'll almost be sorry to be rid of you, you incorrigible squawk-box."
Chapter 8: Zombie.
They camped in a pleasant "normal" glade, foraging for pies and drinks. There were no bedding bushes, but Goody found an O-shaped plant that grew pills. Sure enough, the pill-Os made even hard rocks feel soft enough to sleep on. But as night closed, and the parody settled down on the upper pole of the lean-to, Goody was restless, though tired. "Do you mind if I-"
"I told you a kiss was okay."
He felt his skin heating in the dark. "Not that. I mean, if I ask a question."
She laughed. "Now that I have seen how manly you are under that politeness, I rather like your manners. Ask."
"It's about that. In the hollow of the tree, I-"
"You bawled, you sniveling excuse!" So the peeve wasn't quite asleep yet.
"That does seem to describe it," Goody said. "Weren't you disgusted?"
"Would Go-Go have been?"
"No. But she knew me."
"Now I know you too. As I said, it turns out that under all those layers of niceness, meekness, vulnerability, and limited vocabulary, you are a person with qualities to be respected. I hope that some year some real barbarian he-man will love me the way you loved her."
That seemed to be answer enough. "Thank you."
"You never thought about danger to yourself when you tackled those threats, did you?"
"There wasn't time. Anyway, my new talent protected me."
"But you didn't think about that either, before you acted."